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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 10:34:58


At 1/11/06 10:19 AM, XwaynecoltX wrote: Welcome X-Naut, nice to see you out and about, you have found this nice little barracks some of us call home well sorta haha, anyways welcome aboard...

~X~

Ah we cross paths again ~X~ how ya been,yeah i was just looking throught all clubs and whatnot from serious boredom and highness,looks like i'm not the only one that has godly stats in the barracks. =P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 10:52:46


At 1/10/06 03:48 PM, EagleRock wrote: Well, yesterday when I noticed the Portal's stagnant behavior, it sped up immediately. That was my reason for holding off on the decrease. However, it has gone for too long to not ignore.

Well, I thought the DEFCON would change soon after you made that announcement.

At 1/10/06 04:28 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Yea, I am serious about 100000 points. I do know that it takes years, but I am confident that I will make it some day. Most of the NG users quit b/ping before they reach EGSC, but quitting is just not my habit. Believe me, one day, I will filfull my promise.

I'm having a funny feeling that I will quit before reaching EGSC. However, I will keep strong and not give up B/P. I would like to try and get to 100000 B/P as well, but that'll take around 4 years to get to. So maybe I should stop at 77777 B/P! :D

At 1/10/06 08:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Well, we currently have NO under judgement flash! I have only seen this happen like, twice since I started seriously B/P'ing...

Damn! I have seen that happen around 5 - 10 times.

At 1/10/06 09:51 PM, X-Naut wrote: I have looked through this club i had no idea existed and i like it so i would like to join and i think i fit the requirments so give me a heads up whether i can or not,thanks.

Wow, it's great to see someone like you joining the EG Barracks! Welcome! *salutes* Hopefully a top 10 B/P'er like you will remain active here.

At 1/11/06 12:39 AM, CapNDarK wrote: Statistic from yesterday ( 1/10/06)

I once see the entries submitted at 118. :O

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 11:03:29


At 1/11/06 10:52 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:
At 1/10/06 08:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Well, we currently have NO under judgement flash! I have only seen this happen like, twice since I started seriously B/P'ing...
Damn! I have seen that happen around 5 - 10 times.

I view it as NO UJ FLASH whenever I get to the portal and realise I've already voted on the UJ flash there, so to me, it's nothing new.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 12:04:09


At 1/11/06 11:03 AM, Coop83 wrote: I view it as NO UJ FLASH whenever I get to the portal and realise I've already voted on the UJ flash there, so to me, it's nothing new.

I wouldn't call no UJ flash once I've voted on all the UJ entries. When there's absolutely no flashes UJ on the portal, then I would say there's no UJ flashes.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 15:31:35


Welcome X-Naut!

* waits for the barracks b/p average to shoot up :P*
At 1/11/06 12:39 AM, CapNDarK wrote:
Statistic from yesterday ( 1/10/06)

It most deffinately was a slow day. I remember not too long ago we would have at least 200 entries submitted everyday. Sometimes we'd get a 300! Now we can't even pull of 150. Man, portal is weak lately!

Ya I agree, usually the portal is most active during summer holidays and christmas, spring break.

At 1/11/06 01:10 AM, EagleRock wrote: At 1/11/06 12:14 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
Despite a slow day on the portal, I hit 100 points on the dot. Not bad...I was hoping to get 110, to compensate for the 90 I got yesterday, but hey, I can always get 110 tomorrow...
Today was very bad for me, as I only hit about 80-90 points myself.

Both of you got very good numbers there, I only snatched 25. : (

At 1/11/06 04:14 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/10/06 03:24 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Ehhm… 50 K? Really? Thr truth is out there.
Yeah, I remember when there was only 8 EGSCs on the site. Now we have 42.

I remember at one time there were 36 and I read one of gfox's posts about how thats his favourite number, so when I signed up there was less than that, but not much less.
Also ive been keeping track of the # 50 user and the earliest data I have is from August 5th and at the time # 50 had 24,109 b/p. Now its almost 30,000. Thats like 1000 a month.

At 1/11/06 12:04 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:

I dont know if you posted this already in the LUL but I found a screenie of your 11,000 post.
Also im not too sure where this other one came from but its in my screenie folder, thought you might like to see it. :P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 15:48:49


At 1/11/06 03:31 PM, Major_punk wrote: I dont know if you posted this already in the LUL but I found a screenie of your 11,000 post.

Heh heh, I already posted about my 11000 posts in the LUL, but...

Also im not too sure where this other one came from but its in my screenie folder, thought you might like to see it. :P

You managed to find a screenshot of myself as a level 10 and under 1000 posts? O__o That really makes me wonder where you found that since when you joined, I had over 3000 posts and level 11.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 16:38:40


At 1/11/06 01:10 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 1/11/06 12:14 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
Despite a slow day on the portal, I hit 100 points on the dot. Not bad...I was hoping to get 110, to compensate for the 90 I got yesterday, but hey, I can always get 110 tomorrow...
Today was very bad for me, as I only hit about 80-90 points myself. It is harder and harder to get by 100 B/P quota as the Portal keeps getting slower and slower. I remember when at least 250 B/P a day would come throught the Portal, similar to Police Captain Rule. Hopefully the trend will reverse soon...oh well. I am going to retire to the bunks now, as I need to get up early tomorrow! Hooah!

No worries.
I did realize that the portal submissions goes along slow on the weekdays. Maybe on a weekend, I can gain more points, since I have more time. Heh, you're lucky enough to get 80 today. My average b/p lowered down to a mere 72.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 16:44:00


At 1/11/06 03:48 PM, Fucking_Idiot wrote:
At 1/11/06 03:31 PM, Major_punk wrote: I dont know if you posted this already in the LUL but I found a screenie of your 11,000 post.
Heh heh, I already posted about my 11000 posts in the LUL, but...

Also im not too sure where this other one came from but its in my screenie folder, thought you might like to see it. :P
You managed to find a screenshot of myself as a level 10 and under 1000 posts? O__o That really makes me wonder where you found that since when you joined, I had over 3000 posts and level 11.

maybe somone gave it to him...

well, the portal is still veeery slow, i only see about 2-3 submissions every half hour :P this is really bad for my B/P-ing


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 17:37:51


At 1/11/06 04:44 PM, _TheFallenOne_ wrote: well, the portal is still veeery slow, i only see about 2-3 submissions every half hour :P this is really bad for my B/P-ing

Yes and no for me. This is the first full day I've been able to get any portal work done, so I've cashed in (first in a while). But it is terribly slow, which just means I get to lurk the BBS and write more reviews. (Goals for end of January: 35 reviews, 2000+ b/p, 325 bbs posts)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 17:46:59


The Portal is indeed slow, fellow soldiers (and officers). I am getting very behind on my B/P, as it is getting harder and harder to make th e100 B/P quota. It's a good thing I was about 70 points ahead, as it is letting me make my daily benchmarks (for instance, my benchmark for the end of today is 8,600 B/P). I'm currently at 8,608 B/P, which mean's I've hit the quota, but I still need to get to about 8,660 B/P to get 100 B/P today. I really with the Portal would just speed up!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 17:49:50


Here is a check in right now for me,i got up at like 8:00am EST did some b/ping till 12:00pm EST then left to do my thing for a while and came back to do a little more till about 6:30 or 7:00pm EST,as of right now i got 35 b/p but i will try to make it back for the rest of the night at around 10:00 or 11:00pm EST i'm a busy person,sorry troops. =(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 17:57:31


At 1/11/06 05:46 PM, EagleRock wrote: I really wish the Portal would just speed up!

Yeah, but that is itself a double edged sword, as it usually means more low-quality submissions. Personally, Im laughing at the one called "Death to Barneybunch". Its a not-too bad parody...not great, but not bad.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 21:09:56


At 1/11/06 05:46 PM, EagleRock wrote: I am getting very behind on my B/P, as it is getting harder and harder to make th e100 B/P quota.

Mine is 50 a day. 100 is just too demanding for me.

It's a good thing I was about 70 points ahead, as it is letting me make my daily benchmarks (for instance, my benchmark for the end of today is 8,600 B/P). I'm currently at 8,608 B/P,

Well if mines 50 a day, then 8,100 is my benchmark. But since I have about 9100 im way above.
Hell I could go inactive for a few weeks and come back and still be above my benchmark. : )

which mean's I've hit the quota, but I still need to get to about 8,660 B/P to get 100 B/P today.

How long are you planning on keeping 100 a day? If I were to try that many a day, I'd have to drop out of school. : P

I really with the Portal would just speed up!

This is a perfect speed for me because I can log in roughly every 2 hours and still get alot of points without missing too many. Also im slowly trying to drop my b/p per day to around 25.

and it holds the people trying to pass me back a little also. >: )

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 21:20:37


At 1/11/06 09:09 PM, Major_punk wrote: Mine is 50 a day. 100 is just too demanding for me.

I used to be able to do 100+ a day but lately I havent been doing so well. I guess I get around 50 a day some better some worse. And I still need to manage to stay ahead of you >=) haha.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 21:25:13


At 1/11/06 05:57 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 1/11/06 05:46 PM, EagleRock wrote: I really wish the Portal would just speed up!
Yeah, but that is itself a double edged sword, as it usually means more low-quality submissions. Personally, Im laughing at the one called "Death to Barneybunch". Its a not-too bad parody...not great, but not bad.

And all the great quality and good submissions are mostly submitted on Fridays, saturdays, sundays.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 21:27:30


So, I see we have a new Supreme Commander in our ranks. I would like to offer a late welcome to X-Naut. Now that I have some free time from studying I'll get some B/Ping in. Usually I'll get at least 50-60 a day, but lately I've gotten 10-20, well below my quota.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 21:33:32


wow (i know I over react to this kind of thing) a surpream commander. I always dream about being in the top 50 for B/P points. Also dont worry about the F+ your doing better then me. I have 2 things blammed.Mabey we could work on a project together? If you want to talk about it im me whenever


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 21:37:00


Today has been slow, sure, but I have 103 points so far, with two and a half hours left in the NG day. :heh: I knew waking up earlier would help...full report shall come around 11 EST.
Yeah, weekdays do suck, though...can't wait for the weekend...:salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 21:47:38


At 1/11/06 09:20 PM, Afro_harryjarry wrote:
At 1/11/06 09:09 PM, Major_punk wrote: Mine is 50 a day. 100 is just too demanding for me.
I used to be able to do 100+ a day but lately I havent been doing so well. I guess I get around 50 a day some better some worse. And I still need to manage to stay ahead of you >=) haha.

On weekdays i usually get around 60-80 a day (sometimes even 100) but on weekends i get between 140-170 but i'm usually real busy on weekdays so that's why i don't get as much b/p points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 22:45:38


I am one step closer to joining the barracks ranks! I got a promotion, I am now ngpd captain rslegend

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 22:54:54


At 1/11/06 10:45 PM, Rslegend wrote: I am one step closer to joining the barracks ranks! I got a promotion, I am now ngpd captain rslegend

Congratulations, Police Captain! Just a bit more and we'll have a new Barracks member! ^_^
Be sure to change your sig pic, now, to reflect your new rank! lol :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 23:04:22


At 1/11/06 10:45 PM, Rslegend wrote: I am one step closer to joining the barracks ranks! I got a promotion, I am now ngpd captain rslegend

I believe 500 more points to advance to the next level.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-11 23:26:51


Just finished my homework moments ago. My new mathematic professor (I take calculus 3) was fired up as the homework which was due tomorrow was 11 pages long. :P But it is a pleasure for me to get it done before mid-night. Considering that I take 18 credit hours classes this semester with some professors who are known for giving tons of homework. I seriously doubt that I will be able to b/p a lot. But I will try as hard as I can to earn some points in my limited time. :P I noticed that my total b/p is approching 13000 now and it is amazing that I am almost have way through.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 00:07:10


Day's end report:
Despite a quite slow day on the portal, I managed to get a more-than-expected 118 points! That makes up for my 90-point gain a couple days ago, lol. Greatness.
I won't be here tomorrow from around 6-10 pm CST, because of my "life", but hopefully I'll get at least 100 before I have to go.
As usual, I'll stay on a few more hours in the event of BB submissions or...:shudder: other malicious entries. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 00:25:09


At 1/11/06 10:45 PM, Rslegend wrote: I am one step closer to joining the barracks ranks! I got a promotion, I am now ngpd captain rslegend

Congrats newly appointed Police Captain,we shall see you back here soon enough. =)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 00:29:53


DEFCON Update:

Since the Portal is as slow as ever, I am keeping the DEFCON at DEFCON 4. The DEFCON is not moving lower (and has not lately) due to the regular activities of several groups on Newgrounds. Potential attacks (including anti-phallic ones) should keep Elite Guards alert until morning.

At 1/11/06 10:45 PM, Rslegend wrote: I am one step closer to joining the barracks ranks! I got a promotion, I am now ngpd captain rslegend

Well, congratulations, Police Captain! Good luck in your tenure as Captain!

At 1/11/06 11:26 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I seriously doubt that I will be able to b/p a lot. But I will try as hard as I can to earn some points in my limited time. :P

Good luck with your patrolling, sir. Indeed, advanced training can cause much time to go away. I personally find ways to take quick 5-10 minute stops onto the Portal every hour when I work, as I can work in a very distracted manner. Hopefully you can find Portal time as well, sir.

I noticed that my total b/p is approching 13000 now and it is amazing that I am almost have way through.

Good work, sir. Of course, if you want to get picky, we could say that you are really at about 13% there if you are counting your bigger goal. :-)

At 1/12/06 12:07 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
Despite a quite slow day on the portal, I managed to get a more-than-expected 118 points! That makes up for my 90-point gain a couple days ago, lol. Greatness.

Nice to know one of us was able to do it, Sergeant First Class. I am currently at 97 points with 6 UJ flash, which I can handle. I will try to stretch out my Portal time for another hour or so, but find it's usually better to retire earlier and get the early morning rush.

I won't be here tomorrow from around 6-10 pm CST, because of my "life", but hopefully I'll get at least 100 before I have to go.

We'll see what happens, SFC. Good luck with that.

As usual, I'll stay on a few more hours in the event of BB submissions or...:shudder: other malicious entries. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Don't DO that, SFC. The shudders of such flash are contagious! Oh well. See you tomorrow on the Portal, SFC SlashFirestorm!

*salutes*

And to the rest of my fellow esteemed soldiers, I shall be on for another hour or so, so please check for me here in the Barracks if you need me. Hooah!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 00:36:12


Another day has passed and before class starts I have a free hour to rest in the portal...
Not much more to say... But I was wondering about the avatars in the forums... Maybe we all should post our real ranks to make it easier to know who is higher or lower than you in rank. Some do it and I was wondering about it... The free picture? Level icon? Or rank?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 00:43:19


At 1/12/06 12:36 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Stuff

Personally, I think rank icon. Thats what I use as avatar in the forums, just to distinguish myself as NGPD and not Elite Guard. Just my 2 cents though...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 00:43:27


Elite Guard Staff Sergeant reporting in if you check i have been on NG for some time now recently i just returned from not doning ne thing on NG for like a year. I would like to get back into things and here maybe i can start.

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At 1/12/06 12:43 AM, UnKnownSoul wrote: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant reporting in if you check i have been on NG for some time now recently i just returned from not doning ne thing on NG for like a year. I would like to get back into things and here maybe i can start.

I did something similar...I signed up, and didn't really do anything but lurk on Newgrounds for a year or so, then came back (virtually all of my B/P's were attained in the past couple months, lol). Well, if you wish to become a member of the Barracks, you certainly have earned the right, Staff Sergeant! Welcome aboard!
I'd advise you to go to the Elite Guard Barracks Forums to sign up and have the Chief Barracks Officer, Praporshchik EagleRock, get you registered as soon as possible! :salute:


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