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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 19:16:28


At 1/12/06 07:08 PM, Grizzley wrote: well, blam points come around more often then save points so. it's not a fact of liking and disliking, just the number of crappy entries and good ones.

Exactly. I vote fairly on every submission I can. Most of the flash that comes on Newgrounds gets deleted...hence the low save count and high blam count.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 19:29:22


The reason my B/P count is even more unbalanced than I think it should be is cause I used to hate running disk cleanups, and so I'd only play flashes with under 1000 kb file size. Eventually, around EG Private or EGPFC, I dropped this practice and since then have viewed and voted on all entries that I have seen under judgment in the portal.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 19:38:39


At 1/12/06 07:29 PM, psykolord wrote: The reason my B/P count is even more unbalanced than I think it should be is cause I used to hate running disk cleanups, and so I'd only play flashes with under 1000 kb file size.

well the way i see it, for every save point, there should be two blam points. if you look at most of the users here who vote, the majority will have the numbers in the ball park of this ratio. some are about 100 more or less away but you get the idea. but then again, it all depends on what you vote on.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 19:58:25


At 1/12/06 07:38 PM, Grizzley wrote:
At 1/12/06 07:29 PM, psykolord wrote: The reason my B/P count is even more unbalanced than I think it should be is cause I used to hate running disk cleanups, and so I'd only play flashes with under 1000 kb file size.

I used to do that also very early when I started Ng, I would target the 15kb stick flashes.


well the way i see it, for every save point, there should be two blam points. if you look at most of the users here who vote, the majority will have the numbers in the ball park of this ratio. some are about 100 more or less away but you get the idea. but then again, it all depends on what you vote on.

My ratio used to be even more spaced out than 2:1. But lately ive been trying to get more saves because believe it or not im gonna make a run for gfox's 2k pentalist before he goes inactive or it switches to 3k.
Too make that list you need at least 10,000 in two stats. So I figure my best chance is 10,000 Blams and 10,000 Saves.

Heres a screenie of me with over 2:1 ratio and below under 2:1 ratio. I hope to one day make it completely even.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 20:10:23


At 1/12/06 07:58 PM, Major_punk wrote: My ratio used to be even more spaced out than 2:1.

when i first started out, my ratio was 2:1. but different people vote differently and when i saved something, it was blammed and vice versa. so eventually, my protectoin points got more than 2x my blam points.

But lately ive been trying to get more saves because believe it or not im gonna make a run for gfox's 2k pentalist before he goes inactive or it switches to 3k.
Too make that list you need at least 10,000 in two stats. So I figure my best chance is 10,000 Blams and 10,000 Saves.

well, good luck to you sir. in order for you to get more protection points than blams, you would have to vote only on the good flashes in the portal, and not blamming the bad ones. to me, that'd be a waist of points, but you have a goal in mind and you should go for it. but my protection points won't ever be the same as my blam points due to more crap comeing in than half decent flash.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 21:54:47


eaglerock sir! Urgest message from lieutenant mutant Busterjr! Here I have the message here somewhere.hmmm oh there it is in my pocket. He writes 'Da,n eaglerock and his toothpaste filled keg *Shakes fist angrily*".
-Captain rslegend

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 22:12:08


At 1/12/06 04:42 PM, xSilence wrote: Bunch of kids who can't get laid.

Ok privite Drop and give me 100 push up get to it NOW!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 22:36:23


At 1/12/06 10:12 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
Ok privite Drop and give me 100 push up get to it NOW!

Is that your way of asking to join Captain LittleWashu?

Sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 22:43:28


At 1/12/06 09:54 PM, Rslegend wrote: eaglerock sir! Urgest message from lieutenant mutant Busterjr! Here I have the message here somewhere.hmmm oh there it is in my pocket. He writes 'Da,n eaglerock and his toothpaste filled keg *Shakes fist angrily*".
-Captain rslegend

I just commented in the NGPD Headquarters.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 22:58:16


At 1/12/06 10:43 PM, EagleRock wrote: I just commented in the NGPD Headquarters.

While youre there, you can check out the suggested unit logo(s). DarthMalentus said something about making t-shirts with it...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-12 23:34:42


At 1/12/06 07:02 PM, snarfclock wrote: just one question why do u like blame points better than save points

In fact, I like protection points more. The blam/protect rate of NG is around 3 which means that 75% of flashes get blammed. Since protection points are much more precious compared with blam points, I prefer saving than blamming. My own b/p rate is less than 2 which means that I normally vote high on these entries which may deserve to be blammed high and help them to pass the judgement. That's why I have a light aura. In fact, I had a neutral aura until I had 1000 something exp points and my b/p rate used to be as high as 2.6. But it looks that I decided to be merciful since then, lol! I hope that my explanation benefit you. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 00:10:33


At 1/12/06 04:42 PM, xSilence wrote: Bunch of kids who can't get laid.

We never asked for your life story... Level 9? People of that level have reached ranks as high as Elite Guard Major and you think that your voice is heard? you are like the voting process, a few spit on it, a few care and the rest don't give a shit. not to mention as your fist post it's a bad fucking way to start your posting career.

I thing the best joke was the first ;-)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 00:13:15


Day's end report:
Due to a slow day on the portal and me being away for a few hours, I only got 79 points. Pfft. Hopefully tomorrow, Friday, will be much more active...I have some points I need to make up...
Well I am exhausted so I'll probably only stay on another hour or so. Good hunting everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 00:34:55


Does any one no what time in central time zone NG day startes and ends?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 00:36:20


At 1/13/06 12:34 AM, UnKnownSoul wrote: Does any one no what time in central time zone NG day startes and ends?

11 PM central. Profile ranking stats get updated later in the night (B/P and level rank, for example).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 02:02:36


Wow how miserable it was today when it came to b/ping with me only getting a 65,tomorrow i gotta go get my hair cut and pick up an ounce of herb and what not but i plan on being back early cause i know how the portal gets on fridays and weekends,but it really won't matter cause Saturday and Sunday i will be here all day and night with the NFL semifinal playoffs being on so i know i will be raking in some serious b/p points. =)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 02:43:17


At 1/13/06 12:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
Due to a slow day on the portal and me being away for a few hours, I only got 79 points. Pfft. Hopefully tomorrow, Friday, will be much more active...I have some points I need to make up...
Well I am exhausted so I'll probably only stay on another hour or so. Good hunting everyone! :salute:
At 1/13/06 02:02 AM, X-Naut wrote: Wow how miserable it was today when it came to b/ping with me only getting a 65,tomorrow i gotta go get my hair cut and pick up an ounce of herb and what not but i plan on being back early cause i know how the portal gets on fridays and weekends,but it really won't matter cause Saturday and Sunday i will be here all day and night with the NFL semifinal playoffs being on so i know i will be raking in some serious b/p points. =)

Today was another slow day for sure. However, I somehow managed to procure around 110 B/P today, which left me on schedule and allowed me to catch up a little bit. I am now 79 points ahead of schedule, which is 9 points ahead of where I was before the Portal entered this slump. If the weekend shows better days, I'll be able to skip a seventh day and shift my schedule yet again. Hopefully we all will see more Portal activity tomorrow! I must now be off to the bunks. Good night!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 03:20:29


At 1/12/06 10:36 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 1/12/06 10:12 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
Ok privite Drop and give me 100 push up get to it NOW!
Is that your way of asking to join Captain LittleWashu?

Sir!

that and to keep those lower ranks that lack respect in line now at ease solider!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 04:08:31


At 1/12/06 12:34 PM, EagleRock wrote: Even still, it's nice to know our Portal Violations Officer is still at work! Too bad I voted 5 on it and didn't realize it was stolen.

I gave it a 3, which makes me sad. Had I known it was stolen, I would ahve blammed it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 09:34:23


At 11/29/05 08:12 PM, ramagi wrote: stuff

Oh Shite... I see the barracks as a bit of a lounge, but they aren't BLAM club. They help protect the portal from crappy flash, helpin to make Wade's job easier, and to make NG more appealing. Same goes for the NGPD and NG Mafia. I think the 3 are interconnected to some degree, as they all have noble goals.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 09:39:56


At 1/13/06 09:34 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Oh Shite... I see the barracks as a bit of a lounge, but they aren't BLAM club. They help protect the portal from crappy flash, helpin to make Wade's job easier, and to make NG more appealing. Same goes for the NGPD and NG Mafia. I think the 3 are interconnected to some degree, as they all have noble goals.

Well, the dictioanry definition of the word club is 'A group or association of people with common interests or aims.' We certainly fulfil that and our common interest is NOT Blamming crap movies which appear on the portal. Our common interest is to protect the good flashes and save bandwidth for viewing them, rather than having it leeched away by all of the malicious groups, such as the Barney Bunch.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 10:57:24


At 1/13/06 03:20 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 1/12/06 10:36 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 1/12/06 10:12 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
Ok privite Drop and give me 100 push up get to it NOW!
Is that your way of asking to join Captain LittleWashu?

Sir!
that and to keep those lower ranks that lack respect in line now at ease solider!

In that case, sir, as the Chief Barracks Officer, allow me to welcome you to the Barracks! Perhaps, Captain, sir, you would wish to peruse the Barracks Forums (link in sig) at your leisure?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 11:17:30


Pardon the double post, soldiers. I hit the "Post It!" button by accident.

DEFCON Update:

The Portal has seemed to have sped up for a little while. There are currently 14 UJ submissions, which might signify a speeding in the Portal. I will probably get burned for this, as the Portal seems to enjoy spiting me lately, but let's try it. The DEFCON has been changed from DEFCON 4 to DEFCON 3.

At 1/13/06 09:34 AM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 11/29/05 08:12 PM, ramagi wrote: stuff
Oh Shite... I see the barracks as a bit of a lounge, but they aren't BLAM club. They help protect the portal from crappy flash, helpin to make Wade's job easier, and to make NG more appealing. Same goes for the NGPD and NG Mafia. I think the 3 are interconnected to some degree, as they all have noble goals.

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Erm...where were you, Captain? :-)

At 1/13/06 09:39 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, the dictioanry definition of the word club is 'A group or association of people with common interests or aims.' We certainly fulfil that and our common interest is NOT Blamming crap movies which appear on the portal. Our common interest is to protect the good flashes and save bandwidth for viewing them, rather than having it leeched away by all of the malicious groups, such as the Barney Bunch.

Well, that's half right, Sergeant Major. The Elite Guard Barracks is a place really where we can talk about anything we want. The Barracks is a place where we can go after a long day of Portal protection, doing what we do best. True, we all have a common goal that we are protectors of the Portal, but the real bond is that we are all Elite Guards. Hence why we talk to our superiors with the respect they deserve, address people by their rank, call your superior officers "sir," etc.

The other main aspect of the Barracks is that we can use them to enhance our relations and forumlate strategy for when we go on the Portal. Our Portal Operations have advanced greatly since the Barracks was made...advanced enough that they must be kept classified and kept in our forums.

Our main topics of conversation generally gravitate towards Portal Ops, Relations, and daily Portal experiences, but that is not what this club is ALL about. Remember that the main goal of our Barracks is simply for the Elite Guard members to converse with one another and enjoy the company of their fellow soldiers after a long day of battling on the Portal. The rest, as it has shown to be, is just icing on the cake.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 11:32:33


At 1/13/06 11:17 AM, EagleRock wrote: The Barracks is a place where we can go after a long day of Portal protection, doing what we do best. True, we all have a common goal that we are protectors of the Portal, but the real bond is that we are all Elite Guards. Hence why we talk to our superiors with the respect they deserve, address people by their rank, call your superior officers "sir," etc.

Well, technically, the way it seems to be so easy going, it could be called the Naafi, even though it doesn't have the same ring as the Barracks.

Our main topics of conversation generally gravitate towards Portal Ops, Relations, and daily Portal experiences, but that is not what this club is ALL about. Remember that the main goal of our Barracks is simply for the Elite Guard members to converse with one another and enjoy the company of their fellow soldiers after a long day of battling on the Portal. The rest, as it has shown to be, is just icing on the cake.

Exactly. You can chat about what you like, because it is a way of relaxing before going out on a long shift of portal protection.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 11:33:44


At 1/13/06 11:17 AM, EagleRock wrote: Erm...where were you, Captain? :-)

If you're referring to my title which I tagged on, it's so Ramagi knows that I am fron the NGPD and do not necessarily reflect the EG Barracks's stance in my points of view.

If this wasn't what you were referring to, then please clarify your question, so that I can reply in kind.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 11:37:01


At 1/13/06 11:33 AM, K-Pingu wrote: If this wasn't what you were referring to, then please clarify your question, so that I can reply in kind.

I think he meant where was this 'stuff' that ramagi wrote, which you were reffering to. I looked for a few pages and couldn't find it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 11:46:31


At 1/12/06 03:42 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Yep, it's still quite active now. Good!

At 1/12/06 07:02 PM, snarfclock wrote: just one question why do u like blame points better than save points

Because there are more crappy flashes getting uploaded than good or decent flashes. That's why.

At 1/13/06 11:17 AM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Heh heh, yeah, but it's down to 6 now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 11:49:43


Whoever is in charge of keeping the list of already swapped flashes, you can add one. It had to do with catching a fish named billy, then showed a fishy cam, and ended with the flash being a joke sales promo for earplugs. I cant quite remember the name, but its now "William Shatner Hentai"

I dont think this is Barney Bunch flash though...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 11:52:47


At 1/13/06 11:33 AM, K-Pingu wrote: If you're referring to my title which I tagged on, it's so Ramagi knows that I am fron the NGPD and do not necessarily reflect the EG Barracks's stance in my points of view.

If this wasn't what you were referring to, then please clarify your question, so that I can reply in kind.

I meant that I thought it was apparent that the Barracks isn't a blam club. My first posts and my response to Ramagi reflect that. My goal was for the Barracks to never turn into a blam club or some place that just focuses on killing certain things on the Portal. Indeed, we have a different goal that is only for fellow Elite Guards to congregate and chat, yet still show due respect.

Anything else is just a side note to the Barracks and its main goal.

At 1/13/06 11:37 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/13/06 11:33 AM, K-Pingu wrote: If this wasn't what you were referring to, then please clarify your question, so that I can reply in kind.
I think he meant where was this 'stuff' that ramagi wrote, which you were reffering to. I looked for a few pages and couldn't find it.

That's not what I meant. I meant what I wrote above. I knew about Ramagi's post all along, as I was the one that responded to her when she was questioning the club's point. Ramagi's post was on the first page if you are interested in viewing it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-13 11:54:28


At 1/13/06 11:49 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Whoever is in charge of keeping the list of already swapped flashes, you can add one. It had to do with catching a fish named billy, then showed a fishy cam, and ended with the flash being a joke sales promo for earplugs. I cant quite remember the name, but its now "William Shatner Hentai"

I dont think this is Barney Bunch flash though...

Please post it in the appropriate thread in the Barracks Forums. We will review it there. I do not like talking about it here, so please speak of all additions in that thread in the future.


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