Pardon the double post, soldiers. I hit the "Post It!" button by accident.
DEFCON Update:
The Portal has seemed to have sped up for a little while. There are currently 14 UJ submissions, which might signify a speeding in the Portal. I will probably get burned for this, as the Portal seems to enjoy spiting me lately, but let's try it. The DEFCON has been changed from DEFCON 4 to DEFCON 3.
At 1/13/06 09:34 AM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 11/29/05 08:12 PM, ramagi wrote:
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Oh Shite... I see the barracks as a bit of a lounge, but they aren't BLAM club. They help protect the portal from crappy flash, helpin to make Wade's job easier, and to make NG more appealing. Same goes for the NGPD and NG Mafia. I think the 3 are interconnected to some degree, as they all have noble goals.
Police Captain K-Pingu
Unit Operations Officer
NG Police Headquarters
Erm...where were you, Captain? :-)
At 1/13/06 09:39 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Well, the dictioanry definition of the word club is 'A group or association of people with common interests or aims.' We certainly fulfil that and our common interest is NOT Blamming crap movies which appear on the portal. Our common interest is to protect the good flashes and save bandwidth for viewing them, rather than having it leeched away by all of the malicious groups, such as the Barney Bunch.
Well, that's half right, Sergeant Major. The Elite Guard Barracks is a place really where we can talk about anything we want. The Barracks is a place where we can go after a long day of Portal protection, doing what we do best. True, we all have a common goal that we are protectors of the Portal, but the real bond is that we are all Elite Guards. Hence why we talk to our superiors with the respect they deserve, address people by their rank, call your superior officers "sir," etc.
The other main aspect of the Barracks is that we can use them to enhance our relations and forumlate strategy for when we go on the Portal. Our Portal Operations have advanced greatly since the Barracks was made...advanced enough that they must be kept classified and kept in our forums.
Our main topics of conversation generally gravitate towards Portal Ops, Relations, and daily Portal experiences, but that is not what this club is ALL about. Remember that the main goal of our Barracks is simply for the Elite Guard members to converse with one another and enjoy the company of their fellow soldiers after a long day of battling on the Portal. The rest, as it has shown to be, is just icing on the cake.