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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-09 20:33:03


At 1/9/07 08:23 PM, AcousticGamer92 wrote: Sir, This is Acousticgamer again Sir! I would like to join the Elite Barracks again, Sir. I may be a lowly maggot, sir! But give me some time and I will be The best soilder I can be! Sir, Requesting Perrmission to Join again Sir! I have Raised my stats sir!

It appears you didn't read the the Elite Guard Barracks FAQ very well, soldier. On the FAQ Phantom directed you to, it stated all the information you needed to know in order to join us. Once again, you need to have at least 1,500 B/P Points. Please make sure to read the FAQ and if you did, please read it again so that you will futher understand the requirements of joining the Elite Guard Barracks. Good luck soldier!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-09 21:50:40


At 1/9/07 08:33 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 1/9/07 08:23 PM, AcousticGamer92 wrote: Sir, This is Acousticgamer again Sir! I would like to join the Elite Barracks again, Sir. I may be a lowly maggot, sir! But give me some time and I will be The best soilder I can be! Sir, Requesting Perrmission to Join again Sir! I have Raised my stats sir!
It appears you didn't read the the Elite Guard Barracks FAQ very well, soldier. On the FAQ Phantom directed you to, it stated all the information you needed to know in order to join us. Once again, you need to have at least 1,500 B/P Points. Please make sure to read the FAQ and if you did, please read it again so that you will futher understand the requirements of joining the Elite Guard Barracks. Good luck soldier!

LOL...I like the bolding of "1500." Really sets it in.

Well, I see my fellow officers made my decision in my absence (rightfully so). I stand by my officers, therefore the decision is just. I always did fight for DoD, but that in the end didn't help him, it only let him act the same way over and over. If you're reading, DoD, there might be a time in the future you can come back, but it would have to be after a decent period of time and only if my officer approached me suggesting the notion in an overwhelming fastion. I am glad you are not bitter, however, as it shows a man of character in the end. Best of luck to you.

In other news, I've been busy...too busy. Work kept me away from NG at this rather crucial time, and I apologize. I only have my Lieutenant and my other officers for being there in my absence. Time for me to settle into the Barracks for the evening with a nice Guinness. I'll be around for the evening...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-09 22:01:55


At 1/9/07 09:50 PM, EagleRock wrote: LOL...I like the bolding of "1500." Really sets it in.

Thank you sir, I hope he gets the message now for the second time... :)

In other news, I've been busy...too busy. Work kept me away from NG at this rather crucial time, and I apologize. I only have my Lieutenant and my other officers for being there in my absence. Time for me to settle into the Barracks for the evening with a nice Guinness. I'll be around for the evening...

You don't have to apologize, Sir. We know you are a very busy man and you have many important things to do in life. By the way, how's the wii gaming coming along? :) Have you beaten your high score in bowling? Those tips of bowling of yours really helped me out the other day, and I didn't have the chance to thank you, so thank you sir! :)

Anyway, Phantom really did an extraordinary job with Dream-of-Duke's judgement case and he handled everytime very well. You gave the role of Second in Command to a great man, Sir.

Nice seeing you post again, Sir! =)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-09 23:03:54


At 1/9/07 10:01 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Thank you sir, I hope he gets the message now for the second time... :)

Let's hope.

You don't have to apologize, Sir. We know you are a very busy man and you have many important things to do in life.

Unfortuantely. I'd say that work is taking over for a while...I have to go on two trips over the next two weeks...one to Baltimore, and one to Atlanta. I'll have my laptop with me while I'm on those trips, so I probably will not need to worry about being on the Internet... ;-)

By the way, how's the wii gaming coming along? :) Have you beaten your high score in bowling? Those tips of bowling of yours really helped me out the other day, and I didn't have the chance to thank you, so thank you sir! :)

I'm glad my advice did help you...so far my highest score is still 280, and it's tough for me to beat it. I'm still getting a good 220 average, though.

Anyway, Phantom really did an extraordinary job with Dream-of-Duke's judgement case and he handled everytime very well. You gave the role of Second in Command to a great man, Sir.

He certainly did. I didn't exactly "give him the role," though, he earned it.

Nice seeing you post again, Sir! =)

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Good to be around here agin. :-)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-09 23:28:04


At 1/9/07 09:50 PM, EagleRock wrote: Well, I see my fellow officers made my decision in my absence (rightfully so). I stand by my officers, therefore the decision is just. I always did fight for DoD, but that in the end didn't help him, it only let him act the same way over and over. If you're reading, DoD, there might be a time in the future you can come back, but it would have to be after a decent period of time and only if my officer approached me suggesting the notion in an overwhelming fastion. I am glad you are not bitter, however, as it shows a man of character in the end. Best of luck to you.

To Eagle: Thanks for your post, I have been spending most of my online time here reading posts although I did not post until just now. To say that I was not bitter was not true, I had a rough day trying to get over with the mishap. In fact, I even thought about stop posting for good because of the bitterness I experienced last night. However, I realized that in order to get a fresh start, I had to get over the past. More importantly, the desire of rejoining the EGB and contributing to the glorious place finally had me decide to post again. Like I said a few pages ago, I will have my head up and start a new life not only at EGB, but the entire NG. Eagle, I am thrilled with the news that I may rejoin the group after some decent amout of time and words cannot describe how much I appreciate your forgiveness. It may take me a long time to rejoin, but I will let my future actions do the talking/persuading.
To MP, Phantom and all the other officers: I really do not know what to say besides thank you all. Thank you all for those who voted for me because you were the ones who give me a hand even when I was down. Thank you all who voted against me in the trial. Without you people, I do not know how long it is going to take me to realize what a ignorant and arrogant asshole I was. Like I promised to Eagle, I will use my future actions as the appreciation for all your support I have received from you. Phantom, I know that I may ne asking too much, but please allow me to post if there is a violation (e.g an entry was stolen) in the portal. Sure I am not a member anymore, I still find that I have my duty to protect the portal. Just because I lost my membership, it did not mean that I lost my duty of protecting the portal, Personally, I think that I am given the duty by NG until the day I go to the icy grave, So Phaantom, I hope that you can meet my request of continuing to protect our holy land (portal) here. Thank you!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 12:15:49


At 1/9/07 06:04 PM, Phantom wrote: Wrong. EGB is a Hierarchy, meaning the higher leveled members defined by a certain job and title rank, are the ones that get to vote.

Which is what I originally thought.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 16:26:31


Slow day today, I even saw several flashes I voted last night still on the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 16:36:33


At 1/10/07 04:26 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Slow day today, I even saw several flashes I voted last night still on the portal.

Yeh I know. Yesterday I managed to see just ONE under judgement film. Thats really sad.

In other news, I just made Elite Guard Staff Sergeant. 4000 b/p

Heres my sexy screenshot.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 16:47:41


At 1/10/07 04:36 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Heres my sexy screenshot.

You also belong an increasing group of more saves than blams... Congratulations, my average would never change so hard...maybe with ten consecutive clock days.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 17:43:44


At 1/10/07 04:47 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 1/10/07 04:36 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Heres my sexy screenshot.
You also belong an increasing group of more saves than blams... Congratulations, my average would never change so hard...maybe with ten consecutive clock days.

My average will change eventually since my Saves are catching up to my Blam points. I usually get off the computer for a while and come back in the next 3 hours when more good flashes come through the Flash Portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 17:47:33


At 1/10/07 04:36 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
In other news, I just made Elite Guard Staff Sergeant. 4000 b/p

Congratulations man! Now i have a lot of catching up to beat you. Oh dear.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 18:03:20


At 1/10/07 04:47 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 1/10/07 04:36 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Heres my sexy screenshot.
You also belong an increasing group of more saves than blams... Congratulations, my average would never change so hard...maybe with ten consecutive clock days.

Phantom, although I am no longer a member here, I still feel that I can contribute to the EGB. For instance, if there is a stolen entry in the portal, I would love to post it here so that we can get it flagged before it passes the judgement. Will you kindly give me the chance to do so in the future as a guest vistor? As a matter of fact, I came here for more important reasons. Several pages ago, I saw someone bringing on the issue of EGB members being inactive. Ever since my discharge, I have been thinking about how I can give helpful suggestions to improve the EGB because I feel that I can still do something which I did not do well when I was a member to make this place the best club at NG. After some further brain storms, I have got several ideas to improve the quility of EGB. I summed up those ideas and typed a long paper called EGB revolutions. In general, EGB revolution includes ideas and methods of updating the roster effectively, EGB history/glory recording, membership managing and popular voting. Considering that the four dimentions include many details and explicit explanations, it is going to take me another 4 long posts to show those ideas/methods. However, I do not feel like posting without your or Eagle's permission. If you think that I cannot post here because I lost my membership, tell me and I will obey the order never post here again. I will be very delighted if I am given the opportunity to express my suggestions. Thanks for reading my post, I will check back for your response later on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 18:32:19


At 1/10/07 06:03 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Phantom, ............................................. ..................................

Well...Emm, I guess you can post that as a visitor, but I do warn you, utter neutrality and objectivity. Plus don't be offensive to any one, Officer as well as member. Also, paragraphing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 19:03:53


At 1/10/07 04:36 PM, Sterockicy wrote: In other news, I just made Elite Guard Staff Sergeant. 4000 b/p

Congratulations on becoming an Elite Guard Staff Sergeant. Keep up the good work!

My B/P pace has dramatically decreased this week. I average around 15 or less B/P points a day. These are not very good averages. I am approximately half-way through of becoming an Elite Guard Praporshchik and with the portal being inactive these days, the chances of me acquiring a new B/P badge anytime soon are slim to none.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 19:29:21


I got 29 yesterday. 29!!!! That's like the lowest day I actually B/P ed on. I thought I wouldv'e gotten like 50 at least but 29. DELA GOT 77. HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THAT?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 19:35:46


Shanus, reporting for duty, sir
I have been trainin hard by myself,
but have gotten tired of treacherous days and long sleepless nights
servin my portal, alone and cold,
and in a chance stumblin upon your camp,
i would like to offer my services

and votin power

into joinin your mighty barracks, SIR!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 19:42:10


At 1/10/07 07:35 PM, Shanus wrote: into joinin your mighty barracks, SIR!!

Nice attitude, nice stats, nice posts. ( You really shouldn't go a line down after every punctuation mark, some people get pissed off at that, and it makes every post look like a poem ). Look through the EGB FAQ very well and then you may join.

*Salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 19:44:47


At 1/10/07 07:35 PM, Shanus wrote: Shanus, reporting for duty, sir
I have been trainin hard by myself,
but have gotten tired of treacherous days and long sleepless nights
servin my portal, alone and cold,
and in a chance stumblin upon your camp,
i would like to offer my services
and votin power
into joinin your mighty barracks, SIR!!

Execellent attitude, soldier! It is apparent you have trained long and hard to be an Elite Guard Staff Sergeant. Wait until either EagleRock or Phantom approve your membership and while you wait, read the Elite Guard Barracks FAQ very carefully and make sure you understand the rules. If you have any questions regarding the rules, be sure to ask them. Other than that, I hope to see you in the Barracks soon!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 19:54:18


At 1/10/07 07:44 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Salutes*

Em....Déjà Vu much? I posted the exact same thing 2 minutes before you, long enough to check up on it. In the future now, it's whoever gets their first, we don't need two people saying the same thing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 20:01:51


At 1/10/07 07:42 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 1/10/07 07:35 PM, Shanus wrote: into joinin your mighty barracks, SIR!!
Nice attitude, nice stats, nice posts. ( You really shouldn't go a line down after every punctuation mark, some people get pissed off at that, and it makes every post look like a poem ). Look through the EGB FAQ very well and then you may join.

*Salute*

Read, and ready. I will try my best to further help the portal and the barracks. And i will
also try my best to adjust my posts, sir. Thank you for this opertuninty, and I will not let you down.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 20:06:17


At 1/10/07 07:54 PM, Phantom wrote: Em....Déjà Vu much? I posted the exact same thing 2 minutes before you, long enough to check up on it. In the future now, it's whoever gets their first, we don't need two people saying the same thing.

When I checked the thread, you still hadn't posted anything. So while I was writing out my post, you posted the information first. And yes, it took me that long to write out that post. When I make my posts, I check to be sure if everything I keyed was correct. I don't see a user requesting for membership and immediatly click "reply to post" (As if it were a race to see who posts the information first anyway...) and type out a quickly post giving him the information the individual needs. And besides, why the hell would I want to post the same information again?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 20:11:16


At 1/10/07 08:01 PM, Shanus wrote: Read, and ready. I will try my best to further help the portal and the barracks. And i will
also try my best to adjust my posts, sir. Thank you for this opertuninty, and I will not let you down.

See? Much better. Any way, I'm sure you'll fit in just fine with a warm welcome, but I need my 3 hours sleep and then 8 hours school, so see you later people.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 20:16:48


At 1/10/07 08:01 PM, Shanus wrote: Read, and ready. I will try my best to further help the portal and the barracks. And i will
also try my best to adjust my posts, sir. Thank you for this opertuninty, and I will not let you down.

Welcome to the Elite Guard Barracks, soldier! I hope you have a nice stay here. Pick your bunk and get to work! As Phantom said, he is going to rest for some time now so be sure not to disturb him. He tends to have anger that shouldn't be messed with. Anyway, get to work and make the Elite Guard Barracks proud!

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 20:27:16


At 1/10/07 08:01 PM, Shanus wrote:
At 1/10/07 07:42 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 1/10/07 07:35 PM, Shanus wrote: into joinin your mighty barracks, SIR!!
Nice attitude, nice stats, nice posts. ( You really shouldn't go a line down after every punctuation mark, some people get pissed off at that, and it makes every post look like a poem ). Look through the EGB FAQ very well and then you may join.

*Salute*
Read, and ready. I will try my best to further help the portal and the barracks. And i will
also try my best to adjust my posts, sir. Thank you for this opertuninty, and I will not let you down.

*Salutes*

Its good to see you joining us Shanus. You know I was just wondering the other day if I should ask why you havent joined. I was going to ask you in the near future if you wanted too but you clearly dont need me to anymore. Welcome to the club and im sure you will fit in wonderfully. THe elite guard barracks in my opinion is the best club ever. I hope you will feel that way once you start to post here often.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 20:40:56


At 1/10/07 08:27 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Its good to see you joining us Shanus. You know I was just wondering the other day if I should ask why you havent joined. I was going to ask you in the near future if you wanted too but you clearly dont need me to anymore. Welcome to the club and im sure you will fit in wonderfully. THe elite guard barracks in my opinion is the best club ever. I hope you will feel that way once you start to post here often.

Actually, you're probably the person that cemented my decision into joining. I was considering joining a while back but I recently saw you were a member. And I finally plucked up the courage and joined. So take all credit in recruiting me. Anyway, as its 01:39, I think I shall get comfortable in my nice new bunk, and rest up for the night. Got a lot of work to do tomorrow


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 20:44:53


Actually, you're probably the person that cemented my decision into joining. I was considering joining a while back but I recently saw you were a member. And I finally plucked up the courage and joined. So take all credit in recruiting me. Anyway, as its 01:39, I think I shall get comfortable in my nice new bunk, and rest up for the night. Got a lot of work to do tomorrow

Ahhh, that makes me feel special. Now make sure you dont screw up and break the rules, because then I will get the blame for making you join. lol!

Cya later

Completely different subject:

Is it just my memory screwing with me or didnt ramagi go up to the No.1 Position? It says she is number 2 on the b/p rank list. Does it change around every few days so both users with the same b/p points are happy?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 21:30:18


At 1/10/07 08:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Is it just my memory screwing with me or didnt ramagi go up to the No.1 Position? It says she is number 2 on the b/p rank list. Does it change around every few days so both users with the same b/p points are happy?

It matters whoever signed up earlier. Ramagi signed up 2 years before Denvish and they have the same B/P, so she's always 1st until someone passes her.

Anyway, have you ever played the game Ragdoll Masters? You can download it on ragdollsoft.com It's amazing. Find out yourself.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 21:33:37


At 1/10/07 09:30 PM, HomerDough wrote:
Anyway, have you ever played the game Ragdoll Masters? You can download it on ragdollsoft.com It's amazing. Find out yourself.

i played that and its pretty kickass. I thought it was going to be kinda weak and dumb. The more i played the more interested i became in the game

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 21:42:01


At 1/10/07 09:30 PM, HomerDough wrote: Anyway, have you ever played the game Ragdoll Masters? You can download it on ragdollsoft.com It's amazing. Find out yourself.

Wow, that was completely random.

The portal seems to have become more active. There is now more than 10 submissions in the portal as of now. I miss the active portal during my Winter Break. The portal some days was packed by 50 under judgement submissions and although there were few occasions when that happened, the following day turned out to be great as well becasue the Portal was still packed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-10 21:42:41


At 1/10/07 09:30 PM, HomerDough wrote:
At 1/10/07 08:44 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Is it just my memory screwing with me or didnt ramagi go up to the No.1 Position? It says she is number 2 on the b/p rank list. Does it change around every few days so both users with the same b/p points are happy?
It matters whoever signed up earlier. Ramagi signed up 2 years before Denvish and they have the same B/P, so she's always 1st until someone passes her.

Yeh, I knew that but on the b/p rank list in the "users" section it says she is ranked 2. I know her profile says #1. Thats why i am confused!

Anyway, have you ever played the game Ragdoll Masters? You can download it on ragdollsoft.com It's amazing. Find out yourself.

It looks great. Im downloading it now!


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