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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 15:26:02


At 1/5/07 12:33 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Is HomerDough's computer completely stuffed? and can he still b/p at the moment.

No. When I was infected, I had to quit mozilla and restart Mozilla. That's it. It went away. And yes I can B/P. Unfortunately, I know my pace went down drastically when I got 40 somthing yesterday and 14 the other day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 15:28:53


At 1/5/07 02:25 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I see... Well, in the new layout, is there going to be new B/P ranks? (I'm not really sure about it...) Because if there is, I guess it will take some time when someone reaches the highest rank there can be. Meaning, everybody here will have the opportunity to salute anyone. But the highest in rank, or EGSC's, will still deserve respect though.

The new B/P ranks in this update, they'll do other things though and maybe work on B/P later. But even if they do add some things, it still won't mean I have to salute because in the club's rank only Peter is in charge of me...

Damn it! And I was ready to Salute our Second in Command Officer! >:/

Fine you damn whiner *Salutes, then collapses with the exhaustion of his many previous hours of work*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 15:56:50


At 1/5/07 02:08 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 1/5/07 02:02 PM, Phantom wrote: You weren't an enthusiast...
Actually, I don't remember you saluting anyone here. So I must say this is the first time I see you saluting someone. Way back in the pages of the early days of the barracks, you used to, but I guess it kind of died down on you, didn't it?

lol, feeling pwnt by a level 6 n00b? (just kidding) That is ok, I am sure that he will never returnm again just like most of the n00bs who asked to join. For them, posting here is a cool way of increasing the post amount by 1. There is nothing to be jealous/complain about.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 16:15:41


Current target locked ----- The Beatles Collection. It is time to test my new and improved blam cannon that now has 9.38 VP. >:) See you in hell, you SS scums! (evil laughter) Even my pet dog back home in China can draw better than the SS man-whores using its paws, ROFL!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 16:41:40


At 1/5/07 03:56 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: There is nothing to be jealous/complain about.

I never was jealous or was I complaining about something. I was just kidding around. The least thing I want to be is an attention-whore.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 17:03:02


At 1/5/07 03:26 PM, HomerDough wrote:
At 1/5/07 12:33 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Is HomerDough's computer completely stuffed? and can he still b/p at the moment.
No. When I was infected, I had to quit mozilla and restart Mozilla. That's it. It went away. And yes I can B/P. Unfortunately, I know my pace went down drastically when I got 40 somthing yesterday and 14 the other day.

When that Flash movie claiming to be a FPS game preview (I think it was called "Out-something III"), I had to restart my whole system in order to shake it off. I was suspicious about opening the Flash, since it was of a low file size of 0.2kb (usually reserved for graphically decimated games, .swfs that are hosted on an off-site server, or extremely crap entries) and the file's name was "pWNAGE.swf". Almost immediately, I attempted to click out of the window as soon as I saw the Flashes .swf name, expecting a crap entry, but was struck with a script that disabled my computer for a bit. I had to restart my really shitty Toshiba laptop in order for the computer to close the file (ctrl+alt+del didn't work), and then restart the Firefox browser. I ran a virus scan using the inferior McAfee Anti-Virus, and found nothing, so in reality, nobody who opened the maliciously scripted Flash was "infected". After that experience, I realized that you have to expect anything and everything to b/p in the Flash Portal; whether it be snuff clips, maliciously scripted files, unsuitable media, or stolen Flash. I'm actually used to seeing these kinds of entries (yes, even the infamous "My trip to Chechnya" clip), but if there's one Flash entry that can stop me completely, it's the disabling script Flash, and the auto pop-up thing is just laughable...anyone who knows how to open the program manager can easily stop it. I'm now searching for a store that sells NOD32 Anti-virus, because I am sick of McAfee's really shit service, to be honest >:C .

Oh yeah, happy anniversary, EGB!!! I didn't make it the actual day of the event because of some things I had to deal with out in meatspace, but better late than never, huh :F ?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 17:56:55


At 1/4/07 11:46 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Oh, by the way, Washu, I see you posting two long posts on this page? Have you moved back to your house? I came back to school earlier today, you can make a siege if you are backalready. :P

No I was at my aunt's house when I made those posts. My hours were still limited there as well. I just felt like using my time to put my 2 cents in to the conversation that was being told. Plus Like I said I was going on a B/P spree until the end of 2006. I am slowing back down but I have a feeling I am going to pass you once again since at one point in time in the year you do slow down if not completely stop. But if you make it to EGSC before me you can stay ahead of me for good since I will retire from B/P when I get there.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 18:48:27


YES! i finally made it to EGC!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 18:52:34


At 1/5/07 05:56 PM, LittleWashu wrote: No I was at my aunt's house when I made those posts. My hours were still limited there as well. I just felt like using my time to put my 2 cents in to the conversation that was being told. Plus Like I said I was going on a B/P spree until the end of 2006. I am slowing back down but I have a feeling I am going to pass you once again since at one point in time in the year you do slow down if not completely stop. But if you make it to EGSC before me you can stay ahead of me for good since I will retire from B/P when I get there.

Poof, at least I can enjoy my lead for a bit longer now. :P You are right on one thing, I will have to slow down when the time school resumes next Tuesday because I will have 18 credit hours of classes in the upcoming semester. ( including 3 upper level math courses) But I can guarantee that I can still get around 45 points per day during school months.Since you are going to retire after reaching EGSC, guess that I have won the war already because there is no way that I am going to stop at the 30000 mark as long as I am alive. However, I will try my best to reach EGSC before me do just for my sky-high ego, lol!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 19:09:57


At 1/5/07 06:48 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: YES! i finally made it to EGC!

Now, I know that out of many clubs we are considered more relaxed and less aggressive as far as short posts here, and while not a law, I would like every one to make some effort to create longer posts whenever possible, and over one line is much better. Just keep that in mind as it would make the thread look better to mods and such...It could even add to your own intelligence if you try hard enough.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 19:29:11


At 1/5/07 07:09 PM, Phantom wrote: Now, I know that out of many clubs we are considered more relaxed and less aggressive as far as short posts here, and while not a law, I would like every one to make some effort to create longer posts whenever possible, and over one line is much better. Just keep that in mind as it would make the thread look better to mods and such...It could even add to your own intelligence if you try hard enough.

Excellent said, my friend. I honestly agree. It is in the Barrack's FAQ as well. Try to avoid short posts and do not always post your achievements. (I am not aiming directly at you DarkSoldier, this is in General) Because I have noticed several people here who only post to say they achieved a new rank or a new level. I agree with Phantom, basically two to three lines would make a difference in our intelligent and posting methods and would then increase the thread's "thoroughness", so to speak.

And let me be the first to tell you Congratulations on your new rank, DarkSoldier! Keep at it!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 19:42:08


Guess that we now have another massive SS raid in the portal. What makes me angry is that most of their spammy entries just barely pass the judgement. If our members get more involoved in the process of blamming those craps, we are more than capable enough to send them to hell! (the graveyard) I have seen some SS entries blammed, so it is POSSIBLE to destroy their craps, we just have to take care of business (blam their craps) as a group. From now now, please VOTE 0 on ANY KIND of SS loading screens and those craps that they put no efforts or what so ever. Even if you vote 1, it will give them a chance to pass. Our goal is to terminate all the SS craps because they show no respect to the portal. Everyone, find your weapon and VOTE 0 on the enemies!!!!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 19:43:07


At 1/5/07 07:09 PM, Phantom wrote:
Now, I know that out of many clubs we are considered more relaxed and less aggressive as far as short posts here, and while not a law, I would like every one to make some effort to create longer posts whenever possible, and over one line is much better. Just keep that in mind as it would make the thread look better to mods and such...It could even add to your own intelligence if you try hard enough.

I agree. I have also thought over being even stricter on B/P points. Like getting fifty points per week. Surely fifty points isn't too hard to get for everyone, most of us even get that in one day. Then we can bump it up every once and awhile. I'm not saying we have to do this, but it's a suggestion. I dont think it's right for people to join this club after reaching Elite Guard rank and just joining this club to gain posts. I think if you join the Barracks you have to put at least some time on B/P. Again, this is just a suggestion.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 20:04:28


At 1/5/07 07:43 PM, Hemlok wrote: I agree. I have also thought over being even stricter on B/P points. Like getting fifty points per week. Surely fifty points isn't too hard to get for everyone, most of us even get that in one day.

That's a good idea. I usually get like 70 a day so I''m glad about that. That's way over the limit. All you have to is get 8 points a day. Imagine that. I would put, minimum, is I guess 10 a day. For the lower lefvels, they are usually very slow. But they can manage 10 a day. I'm sure of that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 20:18:20


At 1/5/07 08:04 PM, HomerDough wrote:
At 1/5/07 07:43 PM, Hemlok wrote: I agree. I have also thought over being even stricter on B/P points. Like getting fifty points per week. Surely fifty points isn't too hard to get for everyone, most of us even get that in one day.
That's a good idea. I usually get like 70 a day so I''m glad about that. That's way over the limit. All you have to is get 8 points a day. Imagine that. I would put, minimum, is I guess 10 a day. For the lower lefvels, they are usually very slow. But they can manage 10 a day. I'm sure of that.

Exactly. If this rule is established I hope the ones that don't B/P at all that are on the Barracks have a goal to strive for every week. That is the reason I made this offer, so people who don't B/P have a reason to.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 21:18:48


At 1/5/07 08:04 PM, HomerDough wrote: That's a good idea. I usually get like 70 a day so I''m glad about that. That's way over the limit. All you have to is get 8 points a day. Imagine that. I would put, minimum, is I guess 10 a day. For the lower lefvels, they are usually very slow. But they can manage 10 a day. I'm sure of that.

I like the idea, but it really does not affect me as I always keep a steady pace anyway. In addition to the new idea, I suggest deleting those members who are inactive for 1 month from the roster. What do you think?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 21:39:37


At 1/5/07 09:18 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
I like the idea, but it really does not affect me as I always keep a steady pace anyway. In addition to the new idea, I suggest deleting those members who are inactive for 1 month from the roster. What do you think?

It isn't suppose to affect the active B/Pers, it's suppose to affect the inactive B/Pers. I was thinking members have one chance to screw up, then they are out of the Barracks. Unless of cpurse they have an excuse, like they are on vacation or something like that. I am still waiting an approval from Phantom or EagleRock. Most likely Phantom.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 21:43:00


At 1/5/07 07:09 PM, Phantom wrote: Now, I know that out of many clubs we are considered more relaxed and less aggressive as far as short posts here, and while not a law, I would like every one to make some effort to create longer posts whenever possible, and over one line is much better. Just keep that in mind as it would make the thread look better to mods and such...It could even add to your own intelligence if you try hard enough.

Oh sorry phantom. from now on i will try my hardest to right max.2 lines. Thanks to all who congratulated me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 21:59:13


At 1/5/07 09:18 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
I like the idea, but it really does not affect me as I always keep a steady pace anyway. In addition to the new idea, I suggest deleting those members who are inactive for 1 month from the roster. What do you think?

Don't you think thats a little harsh? I understand that you want to get rid of members that are inactive and, in a way not really contrubiting. But what if someone unexpectedly loses their connection for a month? as long as its ok if you explain beforehand (i think someone mentioned if you were on vacation) then im all for it. ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 23:27:10


Damn, what the hell is wrong with the SS people? >:( The portal is now full of their shit. To be honest, I have not enjoyed 2007 nearly as much as 2006 in the portal because of their craps. Now I have a plan to blam the shit of their unworthy craps, and the stragedy should work if God is on our side. Listen: everyone now votes 0 on those SS craps and votes 0 on them AGAIN right after 12:00. I do not think that their worthless shit can withstand our double blams. >:)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-05 23:34:51


At 1/5/07 11:27 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, what the hell is wrong with the SS people? >:( The portal is now full of their shit. To be honest, I have not enjoyed 2007 nearly as much as 2006 in the portal because of their craps. Now I have a plan to blam the shit of their unworthy craps, and the stragedy should work if God is on our side. Listen: everyone now votes 0 on those SS craps and votes 0 on them AGAIN right after 12:00. I do not think that their worthless shit can withstand our double blams. >:)

New day is only in 30 miniutes correct, but i do that anyway. I remember what flashes were terrible and what flashes were good and i vote again just so it increases the chances of that flash getting blammed/protected, thus increasing my chances of getting an extra blam/protect point. But i am a bit busy flagging abusive reviews right now...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-06 00:22:33


At 1/5/07 11:27 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, what the hell is wrong with the SS people? >:( The portal is now full of their shit. To be honest, I have not enjoyed 2007 nearly as much as 2006 in the portal because of their craps. Now I have a plan to blam the shit of their unworthy craps, and the stragedy should work if God is on our side. Listen: everyone now votes 0 on those SS craps and votes 0 on them AGAIN right after 12:00. I do not think that their worthless shit can withstand our double blams. >:)

You bloody right. I am sick of this shit in the portal. It would be alright if it all got blammed because I would get a point but its all friggen passing due to the mass voters. I am now going to go back into the portal and vote 0's again on whats left Under Judgement (like 5 or 6). Ten minutes ago there were like 30 and then they all just passed.

The curse of 2007 is upon us!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-06 00:28:11


At 1/5/07 11:27 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, what the hell is wrong with the SS people? >:( The portal is now full of their shit. To be honest, I have not enjoyed 2007 nearly as much as 2006 in the portal because of their craps. Now I have a plan to blam the shit of their unworthy craps, and the stragedy should work if God is on our side. Listen: everyone now votes 0 on those SS craps and votes 0 on them AGAIN right after 12:00. I do not think that their worthless shit can withstand our double blams. >:)

It is really bad what the SS is doing. Also the SS are getting all of there members i think to vote 5 on there flash's and SS does have a lot of members so its going to really hard to get rid of them without the TOP 50 B/P well i think? What i just said does sound absurd right? Anyways im helping as much as a can but its a good thing we don't have KK doing the same thing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-06 00:32:27


At 1/6/07 12:28 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 1/5/07 11:27 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, what the hell is wrong with the SS people? >:( The portal is now full of their shit. To be honest, I have not enjoyed 2007 nearly as much as 2006 in the portal because of their craps. Now I have a plan to blam the shit of their unworthy craps, and the stragedy should work if God is on our side. Listen: everyone now votes 0 on those SS craps and votes 0 on them AGAIN right after 12:00. I do not think that their worthless shit can withstand our double blams. >:)
It is really bad what the SS is doing. Also the SS are getting all of there members i think to vote 5 on there flash's and SS does have a lot of members so its going to really hard to get rid of them without the TOP 50 B/P well i think? What i just said does sound absurd right? Anyways im helping as much as a can but its a good thing we don't have KK doing the same thing.

Yep, They are getting everyone from there crew to vote 5's. Its happened before with crews and its happening again.

Also, I said in my previous post that there was only 5 under judgement submissions left. Turns out my computer sorta stuffed up and didnt show the grey thing around the submissions between 5-30. Sorry about the inaccurate statement.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-06 00:40:13


At 1/5/07 11:27 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, what the hell is wrong with the SS people? >:( The portal is now full of their shit. To be honest, I have not enjoyed 2007 nearly as much as 2006 in the portal because of their craps. Now I have a plan to blam the shit of their unworthy craps, and the stragedy should work if God is on our side. Listen: everyone now votes 0 on those SS craps and votes 0 on them AGAIN right after 12:00. I do not think that their worthless shit can withstand our double blams. >:)

They are making collections just like the Coolboyman used to in the past. I watch them and to tell you the truth I actually voted a 2 for some of them and in other cases I even voted 1 if I was blamming. But lately I haven't been blamming anything. My B/P ratio will show this since I haven't made over 10 Blam points this week.

One more thing Dream of Duke you saying " Vote 0 on the SS movies and vote 0 again when you can vote again is what we all called "promoting Mass voting" In the EGB we are suppose to vote fairly not massvote 0's if someone says so. It is this kind of stuff that give some people reason to hate us. Plus it make the EGB sound like what Certain people say " THe EGB is nothing more then a big Blam club"

If you don't like the movies then vote how you feel but for the love of god Please don't tell people to Vote 0. Instead you should have said something like " Vote what you feel the flash deserves" that way it keeps the heat off the Club since there are some people who are looking for reason to hate us more as well as get this club locked.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-06 00:53:41


Washu, do you TRULY think that their craps that can be done by a 3 years old in 5 minutes DESERVE anything else but 0? If not, then there is nothing wrong to vote 0 and encourage others voting 0 on them. Plus, do you think that it is fair for them to submit craps and mass vote their craps until they pass the judgement? I know that EGB is against mass voting, but I was just telling the other members to give the SS craps what they deserve instead of voting for cheap protection points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-06 01:01:29


They are making collections just like the Coolboyman used to in the past. I watch them and to tell you the truth I actually voted a 2 for some of them and in other cases I even voted 1 if I was blamming. But lately I haven't been blamming anything. My B/P ratio will show this since I haven't made over 10 Blam points this week.

Wow, Only ten in a week. Thats crazy. I have also changed my way of voting since I first joined. I used to have at least double as many blam points as saves. Nowadays I struggle to get half as many blams as I do saves a DAY!

One more thing Dream of Duke you saying " Vote 0 on the SS movies and vote 0 again when you can vote again is what we all called "promoting Mass voting" In the EGB we are suppose to vote fairly not massvote 0's if someone says so. It is this kind of stuff that give some people reason to hate us. Plus it make the EGB sound like what Certain people say " THe EGB is nothing more then a big Blam club"

I dont want to take sides but you have made a good point. The barracks is about voting fairly and even if that IS voting 0 on all the crap you shouldnt go telling everyone to give 0's to all of there movies. Because if we do, were just as bad as them because we would both be mass voting. Two wrongs dont make a right! This is not an attack on your Dream-Of-Duke, I have nothing against YOU or anyone is this crew. I am just stating how I feel.

I know that EGB is against mass voting, but I was just telling the other members to give the SS craps what they deserve instead of voting for cheap protection points.

Yes, I also see where your coming from and I respect that but as soon as you start to influence people on how to vote you are digging your own grave or in this case the EGB.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-06 01:05:00


Sorry for the double post, but Washu, you now have seen that almost all of us here hate SS and their craps with passioning. Remember, your votes (if it is not 0) could be the reason why the SS craps passed the judgement. I know the EGB policy, but it will be a slap on everyone's face to see their shit passing without doing anything. The SS use mass votings to protect their own craps, and there has to be a solution to teach them that they do not do whatever they want and get whatever they want. Unfortunately, I cannot find another way rather than calling everyone to vote what their craps deserve. Washu, if you can give me a single reasonable excuse for their craps deserve anything better than a 0, I am going to call off the action against their craps.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-06 01:16:48


At 1/6/07 12:53 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Washu, do you TRULY think that their craps that can be done by a 3 years old in 5 minutes DESERVE anything else but 0? If not, then there is nothing wrong to vote 0 and encourage others voting 0 on them. Plus, do you think that it is fair for them to submit craps and mass vote their craps until they pass the judgement? I know that EGB is against mass voting, but I was just telling the other members to give the SS craps what they deserve instead of voting for cheap protection points.

Well you forget not everyone has the same Taste Dream-of-Duke. When I watch their flash movies I do laugh sometimes at the flash movies. some may think I am crazy but my taste in flash has changed since I first joined Ng. if a flash movie can make me laugh I don't vote 0 on it if I decide to blam instead I give it a one. If I do feel the movie is good enough to be protected I vote 2. Also I doubt any of the SS members are 3 years old.

As for your thing about them submitting "crap" into the protal, not everyone think the same way as you do. I can give you 2 examples of this. Take Dating sims for instance. A lot of people on NG don't like them because they think "Dating sims are for nerds who can't get real people in real life" other's think that dating sims are fun to play and are helpful with real dating in real life. Another example of this is the foamy series. Many people don't like foamy while other do. My point is that everyone doesn't have the same taste in flash movies and what is trash to some is gold to others.

But Dream-of-Duke you shouldn't tell people to vote 0 even if the flash really does deserve a 0 because like I said before you are promoting massvoting which you know the EGB is completely against. If a mod where to read your posts they would have a reason to lock this thread since massvoting is illegal on NG as well as Subjecting it as well. No matter what the situtation is if you want to say something just say "vote what you feel the flash deserves" or "vote fairly on the movie" this way no one can accuse us of promoting massvoting.

Lastly on the "cheap protect points thing", some people on Ng don't care or lost hope since this has happened so much in the past. Many people who B/P are statewhores and if they know certain groups movies always pass they are going to vote for the point since they think it is a sure thing not what they feel it deserves. If everyone voted fairly then maybe half the stuff that passed because of statewhores wouldn't or if it did pass the score would be different. But sadly due to the B/P system being overly abused my many indivduals and flash groups B/P has been ruined.

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WARNING!

Do not open this movie!

It continuously opens new windows!

Flag it!


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