At 12/21/06 07:25 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Who plans on b/ping on xmas day? Am I the only one who wont be at all?

Since I don't celebrate it, I'll be B/Ping, but of course only once I'm back from school... Yeah, life does suck.

I do not B/P anymore, but I am an Elite Guard Corporal. I think that is good, it might be the third level of the elite. So I'm above a few people. Awesome.

*Sharpens knife, ready for the relatives*

I'm a good chef as well, I just don't care about my relatives that much to cook for them! I'll just order a pizza.

Hahaha, Very funny. Not quite what I was implying but you sure did make me laugh. Smartass!

Also, HomerDough you certainly have done some hardcore b/ping today havent you! 70 already while im stuck on 55!

I've got 91. The passed few days have been great for B/Ping!

Well in the last few minutes ive got from 55 to 71. It happened really quick, which surprised me.

Since I don't celebrate it, I'll be B/Ping, but of course only once I'm back from school... Yeah, life does suck.

Wow, You learn something new everyday. Haha schools finished for me. A lot of people dont know that in Victoria and Australia for that matter we start in February and end in December. Now I have started my six week holidays!

At 12/21/06 07:25 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Also, HomerDough you certainly have done some hardcore b/ping today havent you! 70 already while im stuck on 55!

Welcome to my world. I see that every single day that I freaking log your stats. You got 132 yesterday in total. That's fucking crazy. Hemlok, you're just plain psycho. 151, 135, 132, 96, and now 117? You're seriously fucking crazy

I got 87 and you got 80 already Sterockicy. You always fucking catch me. I think I''m protecting movies that are being blammed.

At 12/21/06 07:42 PM, Phantom wrote: Since I don't celebrate it, I'll be B/Ping, but of course only once I'm back from school... Yeah, life does suck.

Life doesn't suck, it is best thing a human being can ever have!

*Get's up from his chair and trips and hits his head on a table. Then a dog comes and pisses on his head.*

On second thought...

I have no reason to B/P anymore. It was fun while it lasted, though.

At 12/21/06 08:35 PM, Sterockicy wrote:

*Sharpens knife, ready for the relatives*

I'm a good chef as well, I just don't care about my relatives that much to cook for them! I'll just order a pizza.

Hahaha, Very funny. Not quite what I was implying but you sure did make me laugh. Smartass!

Well, I try my best. ;)

Also, HomerDough you certainly have done some hardcore b/ping today havent you! 70 already while im stuck on 55!

I've got 91. The passed few days have been great for B/Ping!

Well in the last few minutes ive got from 55 to 71. It happened really quick, which surprised me.

Yup, flashes come in and out of under judgement pretty quickly.

Since I don't celebrate it, I'll be B/Ping, but of course only once I'm back from school... Yeah, life does suck.

Wow, You learn something new everyday. Haha schools finished for me. A lot of people dont know that in Victoria and Australia for that matter we start in February and end in December. Now I have started my six week holidays!

Today was my last day of school. I go back on January 8th then take two weeks off of school on the 13th to see the Misfits live!

At 12/21/06 08:58 PM, HomerDough wrote:

Welcome to my world. I see that every single day that I freaking log your stats. You got 132 yesterday in total. That's fucking crazy. Hemlok, you're just plain psycho. 151, 135, 132, 96, and now 117? You're seriously fucking crazy

Thanks man, I do my best to protect the Portal. I wouldn't be getting that much if it wasn't near Christmas.

I got 87 and you got 80 already Sterockicy. You always fucking catch me. I think I''m protecting movies that are being blammed.

It is all about good judgment, I seem to have some good judgement on my side a lot.

At 12/21/06 09:24 PM, Kaabi wrote: I have no reason to B/P anymore. It was fun while it lasted, though.

Why do you keep posting?
You got a couple thousand posts, not that big of a deal.

You can join if you want to...
But you said that you don't b/p anymore, and you have no reason to.
Are you just trying to get +1 Post Count and shit, or do you have a goal :\

Hey, did I say that I'd posted for the last time before I left? Guess I lied :)

Today has been a mass of panicked phone calls both home and to a whole load of airline companies, rail services, car rental services etc. and quite frankly I'm drained from stressing all day. Therefore I warn you now that I am liable to SNAP at the smallest thing. I quite fancy Penguin for dinner...

Anyway, I just thought I'd pop by to say I've passed 700 points since AfrounderscoreStud's update last Saturday afternoon. Pretty good pace if you ask me :)

I will genuinely be gone tomorrow morning, assuming I can get to the airport to get a hire car, and that the hire car place is open... I'm stressing so much I swear I've worn a path in the floor from pacing :)

*salutes*

At 12/21/06 09:53 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Hey, did I say that I'd posted for the last time before I left? Guess I lied :)

I just sent you a message literally two seconds ago. I was wondering why you were still online.

Today has been a mass of panicked phone calls both home and to a whole load of airline companies, rail services, car rental services etc. and quite frankly I'm drained from stressing all day. Therefore I warn you now that I am liable to SNAP at the smallest thing. I quite fancy Penguin for dinner...

I alway hate the days before a long trip. Everyone is always stressing over planes being on time and all of that nonsense. I feel what your going through and I will try not to piss you off. *Starts making cracks about your mom*

It needed to be said.

Anyway, I just thought I'd pop by to say I've passed 700 points since AfrounderscoreStud's update last Saturday afternoon. Pretty good pace if you ask me :)

I am almost at that mark as well. I think I have around 650 or something, I will check after I make this post.

I will genuinely be gone tomorrow morning, assuming I can get to the airport to get a hire car, and that the hire car place is open... I'm stressing so much I swear I've worn a path in the floor from pacing :)

I hope you are on the plane safely tommorrow, it would suck if you weren't I have always tried to make a hole in the ground by marching ever since I saw the hundreds of times it has been done on the Flintstones.

*salutes*

What do you guys think about the nominees for best poster/comedic/etc person on the BBS?

Personally I find it hilarious that Zen44 will win comedic...worst poster..and1 more it was ither overrated or something else.

I don't really think Zen44 is to funny anymore, mainly because he states hateful stuff, granted that it's funny, but not when you hear it over and over. I think someone who is actually funny and witty and outsideofthebox humor should have won.

What do you guys think?

At 12/21/06 01:14 PM, Major-punk wrote: What's a molotov anyway?

It involves a glass bottle with flammable liquid in a bottle, and a rag. When you light the rag, after it's in the bottle, and throw the bottle, it creates a lot of flames.

Pretty flames...

O_O

At 12/21/06 07:25 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Who plans on b/ping on xmas day? Am I the only one who wont be at all?

If I do, probably not until mid-evening, since I'll be out doing stuff with my dad, and whatnot.

At 12/21/06 09:53 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Hey, did I say that I'd posted for the last time before I left? Guess I lied :)

Huh? You lie? Ha, I would have never thought of that! I thought you were perfect! (Well, not really...)

Today has been a mass of panicked phone calls both home and to a whole load of airline companies, rail services, car rental services etc. and quite frankly I'm drained from stressing all day. Therefore I warn you now that I am liable to SNAP at the smallest thing. I quite fancy Penguin for dinner...

Penguin? You fancy penguin? Well! That is a disrespect to the penguin race as a whole! But, alas, I have never tasted Macoroni Penguin, so I guess that would make a great Dinner.

Get it? MACORONI Penguin? Hahahaha...OMG111one!!...............no.

Anyway, I just thought I'd pop by to say I've passed 700 points since AfrounderscoreStud's update last Saturday afternoon. Pretty good pace if you ask me :)

Meh, I've seen better..... Haha, just kidding! Please don't eat me.... :(

I will genuinely be gone tomorrow morning, assuming I can get to the airport to get a hire car, and that the hire car place is open... I'm stressing so much I swear I've worn a path in the floor from pacing :)

Stop pacing or you'll need a new floor! Good luck tomorrow and I hope you have a Merry Christmas!

*salutes*

*salutes*

*Salutes*

(You better not rip this Salute Chain, Hemlok.)

*Shakes fist at Hemlok*

I've finally ranked up, after not being active in the portal for a long ass time until just recently. I am proud to accept the badge of Elite Guard Master Sergeant. I'm aiming for the gold badges, i'll keep B/Ping until I get them. *Salutes!*

At 12/21/06 11:03 PM, KungFuCow wrote: I've finally ranked up, after not being active in the portal for a long ass time until just recently. I am proud to accept the badge of Elite Guard Master Sergeant. I'm aiming for the gold badges, i'll keep B/Ping until I get them. *Salutes!*

Congratulations, KungFuCow! May many more badges come for you! Oh, and good luck on catching me, because I am slightly above you. I passed you when you were inactive. Muahaahaha, sneaky me! Good luck!

*Salutes*

At 12/21/06 01:14 PM, Major-punk wrote:

At 12/21/06 12:59 AM, KungFuCow wrote:

I believe I signed up a little bit before we reached page 100.

You joined on page 68. Don't ask how I remember that.

Actually, going back through the pages and using ctrl+f, I discovered that I joined back on page 42, when the DEFCON system was used frequently, members referred to ranking officers as SIR!, and when the Barney Bunch was at its prime. Ah, good days, sweet memories.... Kind of hard to believe that it was all just a little less than a year ago. Weswood was the one who joined on page 68.

Also, I think I got 3,000 posts. Uh, yay! :3

At 12/21/06 11:03 PM, KungFuCow wrote: I've finally ranked up, after not being active in the portal for a long ass time until just recently. I am proud to accept the badge of Elite Guard Master Sergeant. I'm aiming for the gold badges, i'll keep B/Ping until I get them. *Salutes!*

Hahaha, ha!
This is so weird dude.
I remember when you were way above me!
And then we seemed to be neck and neck.
Cow against Cow :P

I guess you stopped for a period of time for whatever reason you had, and I passed you by a whole lot :o

Congratulations none the less ^___^

Well ive hit the big 100 for b/p today (and then some). Id say I did a pretty good job catching up to you today HomerDough. Youve only got a few more points than me now. Overall, Im very happy with today, It was a good day in the portal.

Well im off, its LUNCHTIME!

*If only I had a home to get lunch from, :*(

MMM thats good garbage!

At 12/21/06 11:42 PM, MadCow wrote: I remember when you were way above me!
And then we seemed to be neck and neck.
Cow against Cow :P

Chronic laziness and minor depression took me over, as well as excessive school work due to chronic laziness and minor depresson. I kind of lost the kick I used to get out of B/Ping entries. But now its sort of returned. I just wasnt to one day hold the rank of Elite Guard Supreme Commander, which i'm sure you will beat me to : D

Congratulations none the less ^___^

Thanks a bunch!

Congrats to you Kungfucow for reaching the next rank. Keep up the good work and you will get to the next rank in no time. May I add that the next badge you get is one of the best looking, why wouldn't you want that in your profile?

At 12/22/06 12:07 AM, Hemlok wrote: May I add that the next badge you get is one of the best looking, why wouldn't you want that in your profile?

I never said that I didn't want it, sir. I just said I can't wait until I hit the gold badges. Indeed, that badge looks spiffy :]

Tomorow I have to get up early and drive to Florida so I can go on a cruise to the Bahamas for a few days, so i'll miss several days of B/P and get even MORE behing in the stats, yippie >: (
But atleast i'll have a good time out there in the real world...So this is my last post here until I get back on tuesday, I gotta hit the sack. Happy hunting, soldiers! *salutes*

My internet connection has been on and off for a few hours now, I have no clue how long it will last this time. About the Xmas, I am definately going to b/p for the whole day if the connection is on. I have got lots of catch-up to do.

At 12/22/06 12:15 AM, KungFuCow wrote:

At 12/22/06 12:07 AM, Hemlok wrote: May I add that the next badge you get is one of the best looking, why wouldn't you want that in your profile?

I never said that I didn't want it, sir. I just said I can't wait until I hit the gold badges. Indeed, that badge looks spiffy :]

I know that, I was just saying your next badge looks greatm that's all. I don't want you to stop there at all. I want you to go hit Elite Guard Supreme Commander and further!

Tomorow I have to get up early and drive to Florida so I can go on a cruise to the Bahamas for a few days, so i'll miss several days of B/P and get even MORE behing in the stats, yippie

Well, Florida is nice. I would like to go down there so I can get away from this freezing weather! Hope you have fun driving there!

Yeah, right.

But atleast i'll have a good time out there in the real world...So this is my last post here until I get back on tuesday, I gotta hit the sack. Happy hunting, soldiers! *salutes*

Cruises are fun, I was on one once. The best part was the free food! I suggest staying away from the pools, they just bring water from the ocean, it's salty as hell and it will burn your eyes for the whol day! Other then that, the cruises are great!

At 12/21/06 09:00 PM, PenguinLink wrote: On second thought...

Just goes to show, Pessimism is the Optimistic view on Realism.

At 12/22/06 12:36 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: My internet connection has been on and off for a few hours now, I have no clue how long it will last this time. About the Xmas, I am definately going to b/p for the whole day if the connection is on. I have got lots of catch-up to do.

Same here man. I connection went to hell on me and I am trying to get it fixed. until then I will have to use my crappy AOL connection and hope for no portal errors

oh the horror of the portal error >_<

Question of the day: What kind of internet connection do you havE?

I just wanted to salute all the EGB members, and i'm off back to b/p the portal...
salutes...

I really would like 2 see some answeres on the internet connection question...

2 start up I will answer I have a very slow 512kbs DSL(cable) connection...

At 12/22/06 03:19 AM, dawin45 wrote: 2 start up I will answer I have a very slow 512kbs DSL(cable) connection...

I have a cable 1.5 mb thingy connection. It gets me from A to B...

Checking in....I hope everyone is able to get to where they want to be for Christmas and has a great holiday, however you celebrate.

I finally managed to reach EG Captain! That will likely be my last new badge until after the new year, but who knows. I hope to make some good progress on the next one, though.

My family does everything super early on Christmas, so I will definitely be online and watching the Portal for flash to watch and vote on.

It's been interesting to see some new competitions between Barracks members and all the reminiscing about memorable events of the past year. For me, the most memorable bit was reaching Elite Guard status in the first place. This past year was also the first year that I was aware of Clock Day. What a fun but exhausting day that was. The points were worth it and some of the flashes were really funny, too. Next year, I should manage to reach EGSC at some point, though not likely especially early in the year. But, that's next year's goal.

At 12/22/06 04:49 AM, arianna1 wrote: Checking in....I hope everyone is able to get to where they want to be for Christmas and has a great holiday, however you celebrate.

Yup, a good ol' 360. Merry Christmas to you too.

I finally managed to reach EG Captain! That will likely be my last new badge until after the new year, but who knows. I hope to make some good progress on the next one, though.

Congratulations! Well, its the holiday, you might be able to.

My family does everything super early on Christmas, so I will definitely be online and watching the Portal for flash to watch and vote on.

I would say that the portal would be almost empty on Christmas morning.
Maybe later in the day.

It's been interesting to see some new competitions between Barracks members and all the reminiscing about memorable events of the past year. For me, the most memorable bit was reaching Elite Guard status in the first place. This past year was also the first year that I was aware of Clock Day. What a fun but exhausting day that was. The points were worth it and some of the flashes were really funny, too. Next year, I should manage to reach EGSC at some point, though not likely especially early in the year. But, that's next year's goal.

NGers are very competitive! All about the stats!
My most memorable thing about this last NG year is reaching Deity. That was great.
I didnt know that CC day was gonna be mindless protecting so I didnt get much points. Neither did I bother B/Ping.

All I want for Christmas is Twilight Princess for the Gamecube...cuz I'm too damn poor to get a Wii. :-(

On a side note...

WHO THE HELL ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?!?!

<3