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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 12:44:57


Right, this will be my last post for a while, so Merry Christmas everyone!

My flight has been totally cancelled, and no alternative provided *insert string of expletives* so right now I am looking at hiring a car, driving 6 hours to Alberquerque, then getting an internal flight to Chicago, a second internal flight to Detroit, and then a flight to the UK from there. That will get me back Sunday morning if everything goes to plan, though having never had to catch a flight on my own before that may be easier said than done.

That is of course assuming the roads are passable, and I can learn how to drive an automatic, which I've never had to do before (thank god it is easy!). Needless to say I am angry as hell right now.

Wish me luck guys (and gals), and hopefully I'll be back posting on the other side of the Atlantic in a few days!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 13:10:43


At 12/21/06 12:44 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Right, this will be my last post for a while, so Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas, have a good time!


My flight has been totally cancelled, and no alternative provided *insert string of expletives* so right now I am looking at hiring a car, driving 6 hours to Alberquerque, then getting an internal flight to Chicago, a second internal flight to Detroit, and then a flight to the UK from there. That will get me back Sunday morning if everything goes to plan, though having never had to catch a flight on my own before that may be easier said than done.

I hate long car rides, I get sick really easily. On planes it's kinda worse, If I eat the smallest thing, like a pag of peanuts, twenty minutes they will be in a bag again.


That is of course assuming the roads are passable, and I can learn how to drive an automatic, which I've never had to do before (thank god it is easy!). Needless to say I am angry as hell right now.

I can't believe you don't know how to drive an automatic, it is so damn easy! Sorry to hear your upset, I hope everything goes smoothly for you.


Wish me luck guys (and gals), and hopefully I'll be back posting on the other side of the Atlantic in a few days!

Good luck, I'll be looking forward to that post. Again, have a good time and take care of yourself!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 13:12:57


What do we do in this club? I would like know so I can consider joining if it is possible.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 13:14:46


At 12/21/06 12:29 AM, Mr-Molotov wrote: Bah, why does this place have to grow so much, whenever I'm offline? D:<

I know what you mean. =/

What's a molotov anyway?

At 12/21/06 12:59 AM, KungFuCow wrote:
I believe I signed up a little bit before we reached page 100.

You joined on page 68. Don't ask how I remember that.

At 12/21/06 01:30 AM, MadCow wrote:
I was a member once, but most of you guys probably forgot about it, I doubt I'm on any sort of update list :S

I took you off like 2 weeks ago because we haven't heard from you in months. But you came back so you'll be on the next one. (you were also on the last one)

At 12/21/06 05:08 AM, dawin45 wrote:
hemlok... do you like hate me or what?

Wow, just for that I'm gonna leave it at dawin4529 for a few more weeks. =)

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yay for drunkenness. =D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 13:32:28


At 12/21/06 01:14 PM, Major-punk wrote: What's a molotov anyway?

It has a lot of definitions. there's the Molotov Cocktail which is used in riots mostly... ANd they're pretty easy to maek... or so I've heard.

There was a dude who worked under Stalin whose last name Molotov and there's also a rap group from mexico called Molotov... Who are really good when they play live.

There's still somemore answers to your question, but that's all I've got.

My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 13:38:19


At 12/21/06 01:12 PM, Lopezinator wrote: What do we do in this club? I would like know so I can consider joining if it is possible.

All of our info is in our FAQ and if you read it you'll know you are not yet qualified.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 13:51:49


At 12/21/06 01:32 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 12/21/06 01:14 PM, Major-punk wrote: What's a molotov anyway?
It has a lot of definitions. there's the Molotov Cocktail which is used in riots mostly... ANd they're pretty easy to maek... or so I've heard.

There was a dude who worked under Stalin whose last name Molotov and there's also a rap group from mexico called Molotov... Who are really good when they play live.

There's still somemore answers to your question, but that's all I've got.

nope youre wrong... you wrap a towel, and put it inside a bothle of scothch/wisky/tuica/brandy/gin/ and then when you think youre ready to lounch the molotov cocktail you ignite it ussing a matches or any other form of igniting, igniting the towel or material that youve introduced in the bothle and throw it, and when it breacks it does maximum damage...

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At 12/21/06 12:18 PM, Hemlok wrote:

ok sorry then, i must have made a big mistake...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 14:12:50


What's a molotov anyway?
It has a lot of definitions. there's the Molotov Cocktail which is used in riots mostly... ANd they're pretty easy to maek... or so I've heard.

Yes :)

STEP 1: Find yourself a bottle of liqueur

STEP 2: Find a rag that your mother//wife//girlfriend wouldn't mind you using

STEP3: Shove half of the rag into the bottle.

STEP 4: Turn it upside down, and let some of the alcohol filter onto the rag.

STEP 5: Light the end of the rag isn't in the bottle.

STEP 6: Have fun setting stuff on fire, in STYLE!

For a motion clip of how to make one, watch the film "Shaun Of The Dead", and wait until Ed attempts to make one.

Happy Hunting! ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 14:21:01


At 12/21/06 02:09 AM, Phantom wrote: Back to work for me....Penguin, sign up for our forums at once, it is an Officer's duty, especially yours. let me know once you do, so I'll know it's you.

I already signed up Sir!

At 12/21/06 12:44 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Right, this will be my last post for a while, so Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas! Good luck, and I wish you have a great time where you're going!

Sorry for not adressing the Person who asked what we do here... That's why we always have Phantom! I was, uh, kinda busy... (I was snoring, to be exact....) But now I am awake and alive as ever! Hooah! (I stole EagleRock's catch phrase...)

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 14:42:32


At 12/21/06 02:21 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I already signed up Sir!

Alright, good now just post what I told you to make before, in our FAQ, simple enough? Leave the rest to me.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 14:55:27


At 12/21/06 02:42 PM, Phantom wrote:
Alright, good now just post what I told you to make before, in our FAQ, simple enough?Leave the rest to me.

Ok, I posted it. It's at the bottom of the FAQ.

(I hope I did it right...)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 14:57:59


Sterockicy, you are lucky because I have a 2000 word essay due tomorrow for school and I only have 500 words. I've got to work on it for a while, so I won't have a lot of time to B/P

By the way, 137 yesterday; YOU'RE A MONSTER!!!!

Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 15:17:44


Vote on my movie. Blobbie Adventure

I know it sucks. But yeah whatever

Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 15:21:17


Wow, I almost got caught being on Newgrounds. Sorry, I just signed on and my teacher was walking all around the room and I didn't even notice so my partner sitting next to me just tells me to watch out and I see him a table away from me. I quit instantly and luckily he didn't notice me on. I was a bit cautious after that so I didn't go on for like an hour, causing me to miss major points. I'm fine now so, it's all good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 15:39:54


Just got back from having 7 wisdom teeth removed....7......and a teeth pulled and a root canal...I feel so loop y and high!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 15:47:10


At 12/21/06 01:14 PM, Major-punk wrote:
At 12/21/06 01:30 AM, MadCow wrote:
I was a member once, but most of you guys probably forgot about it, I doubt I'm on any sort of update list :S
I took you off like 2 weeks ago because we haven't heard from you in months. But you came back so you'll be on the next one. (you were also on the last one)

Well, how do I be more active without spamming the place up?
I don't post unless I feel it's necessary, or if I want to express something :P

Just assume that I'm active, I'll probably post some of the time anyways.

At 12/21/06 01:33 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 12/21/06 01:30 AM, MadCow wrote: I was a member once, but most of you guys probably forgot about it, I doubt I'm on any sort of update list :S
I didn't forget you man. how can I forget you? to you I am the stupidest user on the site. It is hard to forget someone who calls you stupid in the general. but all that aside welcome back Madcow.

Lmao, I remember that.
Good times man, good times ^____^


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 15:50:19


At 12/21/06 03:39 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Just got back from having 7 wisdom teeth removed....7......and a teeth pulled and a root canal...I feel so loop y and high!

I had two of my teeth pulled and I was so sore after the operation. I can't imagine how much pain your going through after seven!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 16:11:53


Hemlok, how old are you? And you are lucky you can go on Newgrounds in school. It's on the denied list because there's a mture section and it's sex and nudity. The only thing Newgrounds related I do on Newgrounds in school is log in my stats for the day in Newgrounds Log


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 16:36:22


Woohoo, the internet connection is back!!! :D Finally I can b/p again after being inactive for 3 days. ;) It is good that I am still holding 113th spot in the rankings, now I need to catch up with sharpie as soon as possible so that I can move up again. :D PS: Is http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355421 stolen? If I am not mistaken, someone who stole Nightmare City won the daily 1st place, but his account was deleted after being caught. Now we have another dude submitting the entry again. His account has a Japanese name, but it does not mean that he is the author. Is the entry stolen? What do you guys think?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 16:52:46


At 12/21/06 04:11 PM, HomerDough wrote: Hemlok, how old are you? And you are lucky you can go on Newgrounds in school. It's on the denied list because there's a mture section and it's sex and nudity. The only thing Newgrounds related I do on Newgrounds in school is log in my stats for the day in Newgrounds Log

Noeone needs to know my age, that is why it isn't in my profile. I don't think any teacher at my school knows about Newgrounds. That is probably why it hasn't been banned or anything. We are able to bring our own lap tops but mine is broken. I'm getting it fixed soon and then I won't have to worry about getting Newgrounds blocked. But in every room eatch table is assigned one computer. Since my partner is cool he doesn't care what I do on it. So I got pretty lucky I guess.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 17:02:54


At 12/21/06 04:36 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:

Is http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355421 stolen? If I am not mistaken, someone who stole Nightmare City won the daily 1st place, but his account was deleted after being caught. Now we have another dude submitting the entry again. His account has a Japanese name, but it does not mean that he is the author. Is the entry stolen? What do you guys think?

Well i did a quick Google search and the first site to come up was the same site in the authors (Ai Hatekeyama) Profile. Does that mean anything?

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At 12/21/06 05:02 PM, sparkingAC195 wrote:
At 12/21/06 04:36 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
Is http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355421 stolen? If I am not mistaken, someone who stole Nightmare City won the daily 1st place, but his account was deleted after being caught. Now we have another dude submitting the entry again. His account has a Japanese name, but it does not mean that he is the author. Is the entry stolen? What do you guys think?

Well i did a quick Google search and the first site to come up was the same site in the authors (Ai Hatekeyama) Profile. Does that mean anything?

Yea, it meant that the author was original. Thank God that I did not blow my whistle. :P However, it is always a good habit to ask yourself: " is the entry original?" when you are not sure.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 17:43:10


At 12/21/06 05:36 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
Yea, it meant that the author was original. Thank God that I did not blow my whistle. :P However, it is always a good habit to ask yourself: " is the entry original?" when you are not sure.

Good work, Soldier! It's best to make sure then blow the whistle! Oh and welcome back, Dream-of-Duke! I'm sorry to say you missed an awful amount of points the days you weren't here. But now that you're here, get to work! Protect the Portal!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 18:01:39


At 12/21/06 03:21 PM, Hemlok wrote: I was a bit cautious after that so I didn't go on for like an hour, causing me to miss major points. I'm fine now so, it's all good.

You'll still get more points then I will in 1 week.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 18:07:29


At 12/21/06 03:50 PM, Hemlok wrote: I had two of my teeth pulled and I was so sore after the operation. I can't imagine how much pain your going through after seven!

Nah it's all good I got the oporation done and I don't feel sore at all. But thats because i'm still a LITTLE, numb.

Only shit thing is i'm still bleeding constantly through my mouth.

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At 12/21/06 06:07 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Nah it's all good I got the oporation done and I don't feel sore at all. But thats because i'm still a LITTLE, numb.

Only shit thing is i'm still bleeding constantly through my mouth.

I guess that was a Christmas Present from the Dentist! Merry Christmas!

I'm really bad at jokes, so bare with me...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 18:41:18


I finished my essay but I only have 1050 words. Am I screwed? I think so.


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 18:44:33


At 12/21/06 05:43 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Good work, Soldier! It's best to make sure then blow the whistle! Oh and welcome back, Dream-of-Duke! I'm sorry to say you missed an awful amount of points the days you weren't here. But now that you're here, get to work! Protect the Portal!

*Salutes*

Xmas is approching, I assume that the portal is going to be very active, so I can catch up quickly if I work effectively. On the negative side, the CC is planning to make this Xmas clockmas again. I know that some of their entries are very good, but I am sure that the portal will be full of their junks as well. In addition, the KK/UU/RR/SS will use Xmas as an excuce to spam even more in the portal. Back to the positive side, I can finally try my Wiimotes on the craps. I may not be able to blam too many of them single handed, but I will try my best to make sure that those craps do not get in, salutes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 19:25:03


Hey fellas, Here I am with another one of my questions. Could you please answer this one for me.

Who plans on b/ping on xmas day? Am I the only one who wont be at all?

*Sharpens knife, ready for the relatives*

Also, HomerDough you certainly have done some hardcore b/ping today havent you! 70 already while im stuck on 55!


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