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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 20:25:00


At 12/20/06 08:01 PM, Hemlok wrote: I've been in school using Newgrounds, tommorrow is my last day, I will be on Newgrounds the whole day. :D

Well thats no fair. =(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 20:25:27


At 12/20/06 08:19 PM, Hemlok wrote:
Oh, and what happened with the salutes?
When EagleRock wasn't so active, we never saluted.
Where has our leader been lately anyway?

He is probably busy, as Phantom said a while back.

*Sees EagleRock playing Bowling in his Wii and makes a strike.*

Yep, he sure is busy. :)

*Salutes*
*Salute*

*Salutes*

(OMG!!!!11111one a Salute chain!)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 20:28:12


At 12/20/06 08:25 PM, Imacow wrote:
Well thats no fair. =(

It's not my fault I'm such a sly fox. ;)

At 12/20/06 08:25 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 12/20/06 08:19 PM, Hemlok wrote:
Oh, and what happened with the salutes?
When EagleRock wasn't so active, we never saluted.
Where has our leader been lately anyway?
He is probably busy, as Phantom said a while back.

Most likely.


*Sees EagleRock playing Bowling in his Wii and makes a strike.*

I don't blame him, it's a fun game.

*Salutes*
*Salute*
*Salutes*

(OMG!!!!11111one a Salute chain!)

Just for that, the chain has been broken.

My god I'm an ass hole, aren't I? >:)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 20:32:21


At 12/20/06 08:28 PM, Hemlok wrote:
At 12/20/06 08:25 PM, Imacow wrote:
Well thats no fair. =(
It's not my fault I'm such a sly fox. ;)

Yes it is. Go watch Pokemon. (I don't know, felt like saying something random...)

At 12/20/06 08:25 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
I don't blame him, it's a fun game.

It is a fun game! *Turns off computer and runs to his Wii and plays Bowling*

*Salutes*
*Salute*
*Salutes*

(OMG!!!!11111one a Salute chain!)
Just for that, the chain has been broken.

My god I'm an ass hole, aren't I? >:)

WHAT! Damn you!

*Shakes fist at Hemlok*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 20:43:30


At 12/20/06 08:32 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
Yes it is. Go watch Pokemon. (I don't know, felt like saying something random...)

No, Pokémon has gone down hill.


*Salutes*
*Salute*
*Salutes*

(OMG!!!!11111one a Salute chain!)
Just for that, the chain has been broken.

My god I'm an ass hole, aren't I? >:)
WHAT! Damn you!

*Shakes fist at Hemlok*

Fine, I'll start it again.

*Salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 20:54:35


Ok, here comes a question. What do you guys remember most about Newgrounds for the year of 2006? Here are my points:

Penguinlink's 2006 Memorium of Newgrounds
1) All the Toof parodies. I just thought those was hilarious
2)This year's ClockDay. (My first ClockDay I have voted on submissions for...)
3)The death of DailyToons (Haha, in your face Star Syndicate...)
4)The PM system
5)And last but not least, joining the Elite Guard Barracks!! Hurrah!

Well, that's all I can think of right now, what is your guy's list?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 20:58:15


Does someone know the next major "special day" in Newgrounds, like when everything is full in the UJ section? I wanna get like 500 that day.


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 21:04:26


1. The new layout idea
2. Showing some new level icons
3. The Art forum
4. PM system
5. Seeing my Gold whistle in my profile (Then being dissapointed when everyone had Deity's)
6. Getting Deity literally five minutes later
7. Becomming the Advancement Officer here at the Elite Guard Barracks.
8. Hearing about LiveCorpse (I saw the thread this year)
9. Passing the following people: MetalDart and Shadow-Angel

I'll probably think of more.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 21:24:05


At 12/20/06 08:58 PM, HomerDough wrote: Does someone know the next major "special day" in Newgrounds, like when everything is full in the UJ section? I wanna get like 500 that day.

Pico Day?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 21:37:50


This is stolen from a tutorial but has not been changed at all. I have seen it before and cannot remember where it comes from. Please help me out!


Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 23:39:12


Whoa, 50 under judgement submissions! This is great! Get your points while you can, folks!

*Runs to the portal with an AK-47*

Is that even a gun?

(lol@ my stupidity...)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 00:29:44


At 12/20/06 11:39 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Whoa, 50 under judgement submissions! This is great! Get your points while you can, folks!

Yup, it has been another great day for getting B/P points. Hooray for the season!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 00:29:50


Bah, why does this place have to grow so much, whenever I'm offline? D:<

At 12/20/06 04:59 PM, Major-punk wrote: Barracks Roster Update - December 20th, 2006

Thanks again.

Top 5 Gainers!

1) 1143 - pepeatumi*
2) 1177 - Donthurtme*
3) 1058 - Hemlok*
4) 1001 - Major-punk*
5) 0812 - Phantom

Congrats to them.

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Name
02 // 44,545 // 0176 // 17.6-- // BlueHippo

Slowly getting up there.

03 // 43,520 // 0779 // 77.9+ // Mr-Molotov

Not too bad. Best pace I've had in a while.

04 // 42,847 // 0812 // 81.2- // Phantom
05 // 36,665 // 1001 // 100.1+ // Major-punk
06 // 36,613 // 1143 // 114.3+ // pepeatumi

Uh-oh. :o


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 00:46:01


At 12/20/06 04:59 PM, Major-punk wrote: 24 // 05,847 // 0269 // 26.9+ // KungFuCow

Since the holidays started, i've had a lot more time to blam/protect, and i've regained the thrill of getting points, especially since the portal seems active almost all the time : ) I'm almost at my next rank, Elite Guard Master Sergeant, just about 100 more points to go, so I should rank up by later today : ) Just dropping by to let you guys know that i'm back (not that most of you care, but whatever).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 00:51:17


At 12/21/06 12:46 AM, KungFuCow wrote:
At 12/20/06 04:59 PM, Major-punk wrote: 24 // 05,847 // 0269 // 26.9+ // KungFuCow
Since the holidays started, i've had a lot more time to blam/protect, and i've regained the thrill of getting points, especially since the portal seems active almost all the time : ) I'm almost at my next rank, Elite Guard Master Sergeant, just about 100 more points to go, so I should rank up by later today : ) Just dropping by to let you guys know that i'm back (not that most of you care, but whatever).

Finally! You have been a member here forever and I have never seen you really get any B/P points. In fact, I don't think you have upgraded your rank since you have joined, have you? Well, it's good to hear your back, keep up the good work in B/Ping. Don't want you to quit on us again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 00:58:35


At 12/21/06 12:46 AM, KungFuCow wrote:
Since the holidays started, i've had a lot more time to blam/protect, and i've regained the thrill of getting points, especially since the portal seems active almost all the time : ) I'm almost at my next rank, Elite Guard Master Sergeant, just about 100 more points to go, so I should rank up by later today : ) Just dropping by to let you guys know that i'm back (not that most of you care, but whatever).

Welcome back, KungFuCow! I agree, the portal has been active yesterday and today. I just hope this keeps up so we'll all get points! Good luck on getting to Elite Guard Master Sergeant!
Go out there and protect the portal!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 00:59:26


At 12/21/06 12:51 AM, Hemlok wrote: In fact, I don't think you have upgraded your rank since you have joined, have you?

Oh heavens no, I joined as soon as I became a Private. I ranked up until mid-way through Sergeant First Class over a long period of time, then I guess I just became busy, and lazy or tired of B/Ping, or both. But all those conditions have changed, and over the past few days i've raked in a few hundred points, and i'm abou to rank up : ) Also, i'm not sure, but I think I signed up before you (I mean in the barracks). I believe I signed up a little bit before we reached page 100. WOW, have we gone a long way or what, huh? : )

Well, it's good to hear your back, keep up the good work in B/Ping. Don't want you to quit on us again.

Good to be back : ) After the holidays my pace might slow down, but i'll keep B/Ping.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 01:26:13


At 12/20/06 05:09 PM, Hemlok wrote:
10 // 24,764 // 0515 // 051.5- // LittleWashu
What happened to the beast?

My wireless network doesn't work like it should as a result I can't be online like I used to and I miss a lot of B/P points. I can't be a B/P beast if I can't get online now can I?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 01:30:40


So anyway, school let out today.
And I don't have anything planned tomorrow....
So that means hundreds and hundreds of b/p points for MadCow :D

I'll start visiting this thread more I guess.
Something seems to have sparked my interest in it once again.
I was a member once, but most of you guys probably forgot about it, I doubt I'm on any sort of update list :S


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 01:33:11


At 12/21/06 01:30 AM, MadCow wrote: So anyway, school let out today.
And I don't have anything planned tomorrow....
So that means hundreds and hundreds of b/p points for MadCow :D

I'll start visiting this thread more I guess.
Something seems to have sparked my interest in it once again.
I was a member once, but most of you guys probably forgot about it, I doubt I'm on any sort of update list :S

I didn't forget you man. how can I forget you? to you I am the stupidest user on the site. It is hard to forget someone who calls you stupid in the general. but all that aside welcome back Madcow.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 02:09:50


Back to work for me....Penguin, sign up for our forums at once, it is an Officer's duty, especially yours. let me know once you do, so I'll know it's you.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 05:08:24


At 12/20/06 04:59 PM, Major-punk wrote: Barracks Roster Update - December 20th, 2006
29 // 03,417 // 0111 // 11.1+ // dawin4529

hemlok... do you like hate me or what? like this is youre second mistake this winter season...
i think tyoure up to something mystaking my name...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 05:24:40


At 12/21/06 05:08 AM, dawin45 wrote: hemlok... do you like hate me or what? like this is youre second mistake this winter season...
i think tyoure up to something mystaking my name...

And you best not call Major-Punk, Hemlok, those are different people...I think. You got that, Dashmin34?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 06:22:17


At 12/21/06 05:24 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/21/06 05:08 AM, dawin45 wrote: hemlok... do you like hate me or what? like this is youre second mistake this winter season...
i think tyoure up to something mystaking my name...
And you best not call Major-Punk, Hemlok, those are different people...I think. You got that, Dashmin34?

OK Phenomenon00 I understand.... LOL I think

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 06:53:59


At 12/21/06 06:22 AM, dawin45 wrote: OK Phenomenon00 I understand.... LOL I think

No fair, my alias has no digits... Oh well, back to doing my holiday school papers...I hate it with a passion, but it will be yours truly whose nuts will be hanging off flag polls if I don't.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 07:22:32


who lives on the east coast? hows the wheather there, cas on tv, they say it's chilling...?

why do americans make houses out of wood mostly, and why not bricks?
(that was a tornado question)

salutes!!!to all!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 08:12:07


At 12/21/06 07:22 AM, dawin45 wrote: why do americans make houses out of wood mostly, and why not bricks?
(that was a tornado question)

Wood is a light construction material and yet mostly steady. Homes with more fragile foundations might only hold wood. And it costs much more to strengthen foundations rather than simply build with wood.

( My grandparents were architects back in the Ukraine :-P )


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 10:05:56


Barracks Roster Update - December 20th, 2006

We're such stat whores >:D.

Top 5 Gainers!

1) 1143 - pepeatumi*
2) 1177 - Donthurtme*
3) 1058 - Hemlok*
4) 1001 - Major-punk*
5) 0812 - Phantom

B/p monsters >:U

Seriously, well done =D

28 // 03,841 // 0741 // 74.1+ // Dela

Yay! That's not a bad pace for a casual b/p'er like me =]. I've had some good days and some bad days since the last roster.

29 // 03,417 // 0111 // 11.1+ // dawin4529
30 // 03,306 // 0534 // 53.4+ // Sterockicy
31 // 03,148 // 0637 // 63.7+ // HomerDough
32 // 02,840 // 0157 // 15.7+ // Black-Flame
33 // 02,051 // 0221 // 22.1+ // Albert-Ice
34 // 02,008 // 0052 // 05.2+ // generalmario
35 // 01,981 // 0207 // 20.7+ // SilentSoldier
36 // 01,917 // 0063 // 06.3+ // DarkSoldier
37 // 01,730 // 0151 // 15.1+ // Imacow
38 // 01,621 // new! // new! // Odyssic
39 // 01,566 // new! // new! // sparkingAC195

...And no-one below me is going faster than me! This means I wont be caught in a very long time >:D

Merry Christmas!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 12:18:54


At 12/21/06 12:59 AM, KungFuCow wrote:
At 12/21/06 12:51 AM, Hemlok wrote: In fact, I don't think you have upgraded your rank since you have joined, have you?
Oh heavens no, I joined as soon as I became a Private. I ranked up until mid-way through Sergeant First Class over a long period of time, then I guess I just became busy, and lazy or tired of B/Ping, or both. But all those conditions have changed, and over the past few days i've raked in a few hundred points, and i'm abou to rank up : ) Also, i'm not sure, but I think I signed up before you (I mean in the barracks). I believe I signed up a little bit before we reached page 100. WOW, have we gone a long way or what, huh? : )

Yeah, you definately joined before me. I joined at the beginning of summer. I still can't believe that, it seems so much more time has been spent in here. Good, I'm glad you are about to rank up, I have about 750 more points to do something like that! Well keep up the good work KFC (lol, great initials) and you will get to the next rank by today, definately.


Well, it's good to hear your back, keep up the good work in B/Ping. Don't want you to quit on us again.
Good to be back : ) After the holidays my pace might slow down, but i'll keep B/Ping.

Well so will all of ours, no need to tell us! just as as long as your in the Portal for awhile every day, that is ok with me.

At 12/21/06 01:30 AM, MadCow wrote: So anyway, school let out today.
And I don't have anything planned tomorrow....
So that means hundreds and hundreds of b/p points for MadCow :D

Great! If I never have plans one night I know I can always rely on Newgrounds. Hope you get a lot of points in the next few days and hopefully get to the best badge! Elite Guard Colonel. Keep up the good work!


I'll start visiting this thread more I guess.
Something seems to have sparked my interest in it once again.
I was a member once, but most of you guys probably forgot about it, I doubt I'm on any sort of update list :S

You better visit this thread more often, it's good seeing you around. I remember you being a member, but very vaguely, you just stood in the background most of the time. You will be in the next update list if you are active.

At 12/21/06 01:26 AM, LittleWashu wrote:
My wireless network doesn't work like it should as a result I can't be online like I used to and I miss a lot of B/P points. I can't be a B/P beast if I can't get online now can I?

That sucks, I've been trying to get wireless internet for about four months now but I have no idea how to set it up so I put my wonderful lap top aside for those long months and have been using this piece of crap. I hope you turn into that beast soon, LittleWashu!

At 12/21/06 05:08 AM, dawin45 wrote:
At 12/20/06 04:59 PM, Major-punk wrote: Barracks Roster Update - December 20th, 2006
29 // 03,417 // 0111 // 11.1+ // dawin4529
hemlok... do you like hate me or what? like this is youre second mistake this winter season...
i think tyoure up to something mystaking my name...

If you have noticed I have never made that list before, it has always been Major-Punk since you have been here I think. He probably didn't know your changed name since you aren't that active around here anymore. If you want less mistakes, be active.

At 12/21/06 10:05 AM, Dela wrote:
Barracks Roster Update - December 20th, 2006
We're such stat whores >:D.

You know it. ;D


Top 5 Gainers!

1) 1143 - pepeatumi*
2) 1177 - Donthurtme*
3) 1058 - Hemlok*
4) 1001 - Major-punk*
5) 0812 - Phantom
B/p monsters >:U

*Roar*


Seriously, well done =D

Thanks.


28 // 03,841 // 0741 // 74.1+ // Dela
Yay! That's not a bad pace for a casual b/p'er like me =]. I've had some good days and some bad days since the last roster.

That isn't a bad pace at all. Keep up that kind of work and you will be in the top 300 B/P list in no time! I hope you make it, it's always nice to see a member of the Elite Guard Barraks making the list.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-21 12:44:57


Right, this will be my last post for a while, so Merry Christmas everyone!

My flight has been totally cancelled, and no alternative provided *insert string of expletives* so right now I am looking at hiring a car, driving 6 hours to Alberquerque, then getting an internal flight to Chicago, a second internal flight to Detroit, and then a flight to the UK from there. That will get me back Sunday morning if everything goes to plan, though having never had to catch a flight on my own before that may be easier said than done.

That is of course assuming the roads are passable, and I can learn how to drive an automatic, which I've never had to do before (thank god it is easy!). Needless to say I am angry as hell right now.

Wish me luck guys (and gals), and hopefully I'll be back posting on the other side of the Atlantic in a few days!


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