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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 00:54:04


Sorry for the double post but I'm going to be htting my bunk in about ten minutes. I just wanted to say an early good luck on passing me. Have fun staying up all night! I'll still be B/Ping like I always have so don't think you can celebrate yet, buddy. I would also like to say I ended my dad with an astonishing 151 points and 33 flashes still under judgement. What a day to be butting heads, huh Donthurtme? Well, c-ya all tommorrow. Good night.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 01:11:25


At 12/19/06 03:14 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Hurrah for angry people indeed! *Raises a mug of Beer*

Beer? What are you, 18? Get that damn Vodka and let's gulp.

Don't worry, Sir Phantom! You are protecting the portal just fine! You seem to have gotten, from the last update Major-Punk made, the top five who recieved more points. So that means you are doing an awesome job, Sir Phantom! Keep up the good work! I Salute thee!

I still suck...

My rates used to be in the 120-140 a day :-(
At 12/19/06 04:00 PM, Casualty wrote: Hey Phantom... I just noticed your sig says "CICK the pic.", instead of "CLick the pic." Just saying...

Yeah, it was because of the damn Character limit. >:-(, changed*

At 12/19/06 04:53 PM, PenguinLink wrote: What! You just come and barge in here correcting people's sig messages? Ha, just kidding with ya. Yeah, I noticed that error a while back but was to scared to tell him anything becasue I wouldn't want my nuts to be hung on a flag pole. But thanks to your bravery, Casualty, he now knows.

Nah, him I won't kill, dude made the NG log, I need that...What did you make that I need?

At 12/19/06 06:55 PM, EagleRock wrote: Just a hint...When you introduce people to the Barracks, you should point them to the EGB FAQ and let them read it. if they are not in the Elite Guard, point them to the NG FAQ,

Hey! My FAQ contains the original how to B/P too... We have it all Mr. fancy pants.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 01:16:34


At 12/20/06 12:54 AM, Hemlok wrote: Sorry for the double post but I'm going to be htting my bunk in about ten minutes. I just wanted to say an early good luck on passing me. Have fun staying up all night! I'll still be B/Ping like I always have so don't think you can celebrate yet, buddy. I would also like to say I ended my dad with an astonishing 151 points and 33 flashes still under judgement. What a day to be butting heads, huh Donthurtme? Well, c-ya all tommorrow. Good night.

Yeah, typical to pick the fastest day in ages. I can't believe it is the end of the day and I have gained just ONE point on you all day. It sure has taken it's toll- I'm exhausted! 14 straight hours of B/P is harder than it sounds, and I doubt I'll be staying up long. Just long enough to be sure to get that screen shot in the morning- then you can pass me to your hearts content :)

Night!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 02:28:38


I agree, guys. Today has been a great day in terms of Blam and Protection points. Even great enough that I am now an Elite Guard Master Sergeant ! I would like to thank my finger, my mouse, my computer, and um, my brain for uh, nevermind.

Well, I'm tired as well so I'm heading to my bunk also.

*Climbs up to his bunk*

Hey, no mating carebears! This is surely a great day!

*Starts Snoring*

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 02:30:32


lol congrats, I havn't B/P in quite some time :o

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 02:39:25


At 12/20/06 02:28 AM, PenguinLink wrote: *Salutes*

Congrats, if only I had anywhere to go... But, I still wouldn't trade my rank for yours...

How do you B/P when you wake up and it's 35 submissions and going fast, I tab them all on my trusty Firefox, open them all quickly, and watch/vote quickly accordingly matching the flash windows and tabs.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 05:33:57


At 12/19/06 04:53 PM, PenguinLink wrote: What! You just come and barge in here correcting people's sig messages? Ha, just kidding with ya. Yeah, I noticed that error a while back but was to scared to tell him anything becasue I wouldn't want my nuts to be hung on a flag pole. But thanks to your bravery, Casualty, he now knows.

*Salutes*

Hahaha I hope I'll still be alive tomorrow =P

At 12/19/06 04:00 PM, Casualty wrote:
Yeah, it was because of the damn Character limit. >:-(, changed*

Argh I always have problems too, I hate the limit. Oh well, what're we gonna do...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 05:49:33


At 12/20/06 05:33 AM, Casualty wrote: Argh I always have problems too, I hate the limit. Oh well, what're we gonna do...

Wish it was bigger? That's all we can really do or I'd link up all of my clubs in my sig. But alas, it's usually only a selected few.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 08:01:38


hello agian! I got my Xmax vacation at last... Damm romanian school comunists ... I'm going back to my ussual b/p job and scoring higher ranks cas I need to get a b etter voting power so i could count in voting, alot more...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 11:04:32


At 12/20/06 01:16 AM, Donthurtme wrote:
Yeah, typical to pick the fastest day in ages. I can't believe it is the end of the day and I have gained just ONE point on you all day. It sure has taken it's toll- I'm exhausted! 14 straight hours of B/P is harder than it sounds, and I doubt I'll be staying up long. Just long enough to be sure to get that screen shot in the morning- then you can pass me to your hearts content :)

Hah, after about four extra hours you stayed up, you only got 6 more points then me! Was it worth it man? Anyway, congrats on getting to rank 134 before I did. I'll be sure to take up that offer of me passing you.


Night!

Well I don't know if your up yet or not but, good night!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 11:20:00


At 12/20/06 11:04 AM, Hemlok wrote:
Hah, after about four extra hours you stayed up, you only got 6 more points then me! Was it worth it man? Anyway, congrats on getting to rank 134 before I did. I'll be sure to take up that offer of me passing you.

I only stayed up an extra hour- just enough to be sure of the lead this morning :)

Night!
Well I don't know if your up yet or not but, good night!

I'm up, I'm up- can't let you get back ahead again now can I!

Now for the precious screen shot (assuming this works...)- proof of my brief, but hard faught victory :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 12:14:23


At 12/20/06 11:20 AM, Donthurtme wrote:
At 12/20/06 11:04 AM, Hemlok wrote:
Hah, after about four extra hours you stayed up, you only got 6 more points then me! Was it worth it man? Anyway, congrats on getting to rank 134 before I did. I'll be sure to take up that offer of me passing you.
I only stayed up an extra hour- just enough to be sure of the lead this morning :)

Man good luck in the war against hemlok you might win, but who is gonna reach elite guard supreme comander?, i think then the race will end!
Place youre bets on hemlok 1.85 on him being the winner in the race, and 2,30 Donthurtme on winning the race... place youre bets...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 12:29:25


At 12/20/06 12:14 PM, dawin45 wrote:
At 12/20/06 11:20 AM, Donthurtme wrote:
At 12/20/06 11:04 AM, Hemlok wrote:
Hah, after about four extra hours you stayed up, you only got 6 more points then me! Was it worth it man? Anyway, congrats on getting to rank 134 before I did. I'll be sure to take up that offer of me passing you.
I only stayed up an extra hour- just enough to be sure of the lead this morning :)
Man good luck in the war against hemlok you might win, but who is gonna reach elite guard supreme comander?, i think then the race will end!
Place youre bets on hemlok 1.85 on him being the winner in the race, and 2,30 Donthurtme on winning the race... place youre bets...

News just in:

Donthurtme's flight to the UK has been cancelled, along with the entire airport closing thanks to a full scale blizzard in the Denver area. As such his odds of winning the war against Hemlok have improved, although quite honestly he is so pissed off and miserable that he doesn't care.

Currently it doesn't look like reopening until Friday morning (my flight was meant to leave at 6:10PM on Thursday), and with them having to get everyone who has missed flights today out, the chances are I won't get home until Saturday at the earliest. Just hope I make it for Christmas :(.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 12:35:53


HURRAH!

I have finally reached my 2,000th blam! That took too bloody long : /

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 13:14:16


At 12/20/06 11:20 AM, Donthurtme wrote:
At 12/20/06 11:04 AM, Hemlok wrote:
Hah, after about four extra hours you stayed up, you only got 6 more points then me! Was it worth it man? Anyway, congrats on getting to rank 134 before I did. I'll be sure to take up that offer of me passing you.
I only stayed up an extra hour- just enough to be sure of the lead this morning :)

Oh, damn.


Night!
Well I don't know if your up yet or not but, good night!
I'm up, I'm up- can't let you get back ahead again now can I!

Bah, my mom forced me out to go shopping with her. That's another 3 points down the drain! :(


Now for the precious screen shot (assuming this works...)- proof of my brief, but hard faught victory :)

Very nice, I like the detail. :P

At 12/20/06 12:29 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
News just in:

Donthurtme's flight to the UK has been cancelled, along with the entire airport closing thanks to a full scale blizzard in the Denver area. As such his odds of winning the war against Hemlok have improved, although quite honestly he is so pissed off and miserable that he doesn't care.

Damn, that's bad for you and me. Now I will never get inhead of you at this rate! Good, if you don't care I suggest you take a little break from all of this chaos and let me be the victor.

Maybe? ;)

Currently it doesn't look like reopening until Friday morning (my flight was meant to leave at 6:10PM on Thursday), and with them having to get everyone who has missed flights today out, the chances are I won't get home until Saturday at the earliest. Just hope I make it for Christmas :(.

I hope you make it to Christmas also. Christmas day with no family, that is just sad. I go over to my mom's side of the family on Christmas eve and my dad's on Christmas so it's all good. Again, I hope you get there in time buddy!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 13:52:05


At 12/20/06 12:29 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
Congrats, if only I had anywhere to go... But, I still wouldn't trade my rank for yours...

Haha, who would?

At 12/20/06 12:29 PM, Donthurtme wrote: News just in:

Donthurtme's flight to the UK has been cancelled, along with the entire airport closing thanks to a full scale blizzard in the Denver area. As such his odds of winning the war against Hemlok have improved, although quite honestly he is so pissed off and miserable that he doesn't care.

Currently it doesn't look like reopening until Friday morning (my flight was meant to leave at 6:10PM on Thursday), and with them having to get everyone who has missed flights today out, the chances are I won't get home until Saturday at the earliest. Just hope I make it for Christmas :(.

*salutes*

That's not very good. Let's hope you make, because it's horrible having a Christmas without family... I wish you good luck!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:00:11


At 12/20/06 12:35 PM, Dela wrote: HURRAH!

I have finally reached my 2,000th blam! That took too bloody long : /

Congratulations! Keep up the good work, Dela. I bet you can make it to 4,000 faster then you did 2,000!


*Salutes*

*Salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:07:57


Ha, the portal today is slow, the opposite of yesterday. But still I'm happy I recieved a new badge yesterday. So far, while joining the barracks, I have leveled up two badges already.

Oh, and guys, I have a question. I was just streaming through the NG Mafia thread and saw they had some kind of awards. That would be great in the barracks. You know, the most active user, the least active user, etc...

What do you guys think?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:09:22


yo um im confused is this post like an army thing?

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At 12/20/06 02:09 PM, devilzzzzzzzzzz wrote: yo um im confused is this post like an army thing?

Army for blams and closers.

Need enough blams and saves to join.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:19:07


At 12/20/06 02:07 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Ha, the portal today is slow, the opposite of yesterday. But still I'm happy I recieved a new badge yesterday. So far, while joining the barracks, I have leveled up two badges already.

The Portal is slow today. Since I have joined the Elite Gard Barracks I have ranked up to 11 badges. Kinda scary if you think about it.


Oh, and guys, I have a question. I was just streaming through the NG Mafia thread and saw they had some kind of awards. That would be great in the barracks. You know, the most active user, the least active user, etc...

It would make things more interesting around here.


What do you guys think?

I like the way the Barracks is running right now. So I wouldn't really care.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:23:04


At 12/20/06 02:19 PM, Hemlok wrote:

The Portal is slow today. Since I have joined the Elite Gard Barracks I have ranked up to 11 badges. Kinda scary if you think about it.

And I thought Donthurtme was a machine...

It would make things more interesting around here.

Yeah, it probably would.

What do you guys think?
I like the way the Barracks is running right now. So I wouldn't really care.

You wouldn't care about it, or wouldn't care if there were some awards?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:26:02


At 12/20/06 02:23 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 12/20/06 02:19 PM, Hemlok wrote:

The Portal is slow today. Since I have joined the Elite Gard Barracks I have ranked up to 11 badges. Kinda scary if you think about it.
And I thought Donthurtme was a machine...

I think he has been a member longer then I have. But he did take a rather long break from the Barracks.

What do you guys think?
I like the way the Barracks is running right now. So I wouldn't really care.
You wouldn't care about it, or wouldn't care if there were some awards?

If someone established an award idea, it would be ok with me. If we just dropped the idea right here and now, that would be ok with me too. Hope that cleared things up.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:30:58


At 12/20/06 02:26 PM, Hemlok wrote:
What do you guys think?
If someone established an award idea, it would be ok with me. If we just dropped the idea right here and now, that would be ok with me too. Hope that cleared things up.

It shows you are a very optimistic person, Hemlok. Having a bad day, perhaps?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:32:18


At 12/20/06 02:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
It shows you are a very optimistic person, Hemlok. Having a bad day, perhaps?

Nope, I just don't see the reason for having awards here. If the Mafia already has the idea, no need to copy them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:35:53


At 12/20/06 02:32 PM, Hemlok wrote:
At 12/20/06 02:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
It shows you are a very optimistic person, Hemlok. Having a bad day, perhaps?
Nope, I just don't see the reason for having awards here. If the Mafia already has the idea, no need to copy them.

Very well then, Sir! I respect your opinion!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:43:02


At 12/20/06 02:16 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Army for blams and closers.
Need enough blams and saves to join.

While I do admire this detailed, comprehensive explanation, our formula tested EGB FAQ operates at maximum efficiency in that subject.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:44:22


At 12/20/06 02:30 AM, HoboPorn wrote: lol congrats, I havn't B/P in quite some time :o

Hey, I havent seen you in ages. Where you been lately?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 14:51:05


Also, Penguin, I need you to do your bloody job, prepare a post quickly summarizing the Barracks and how it works, direct people to the FAQ below, and give out all of your own contact means. Once you do, you will sign up for our forums ( don't dare tell me you can't find them ), I'll give you the Officer rank, control over the recruitment section and temp ability to post in the FAQ, do it!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-20 15:01:16


At 12/20/06 02:51 PM, Phantom wrote: Also, Penguin, I need you to do your bloody job, prepare a post quickly summarizing the Barracks and how it works, direct people to the FAQ below, and give out all of your own contact means. Once you do, you will sign up for our forums ( don't dare tell me you can't find them ), I'll give you the Officer rank, control over the recruitment section and temp ability to post in the FAQ, do it!

I thought that was spam, hencing the fact he didn't qualify and such. How the hell should I know when it is not spam, and when it is? I'm eager to do my job but I need some clarifications first.