At 12/17/06 11:46 PM, PenguinLink wrote: The Race is on indeed. There will not be any mercy!

*Salutes*

And I mean no MERCY

Why am I getting the feeling like this race will be the most uninteresting race ever?

Hey, hey, I want in too!! With a triple team he doesn't stand a chance :D

I have no idea why everyone is picking on Hemlok when I think I am probably a far more attainable target. I may be going a bit faster than him right now, but I'm a hell of a lot less consistent. There is always a chance with me that I will vanish for a month of two and not get any B/P at all.

But whatever. The more people pestering him the less are paying attention to me :) (plus those 27 points will be gone before he can blink!)

Yes, it would be much easier to just let you catch Hemlok, but that is the lazy way out. PenguinLink and I will catch Hemlok even if it takes forever, most likely though, next week!

Sterockicy, PenguinLink, DontHurtMe. Super powers COMBINE!.................Wait................ ...wait for it..................Dam! :-(

At 12/18/06 12:11 AM, Donthurtme wrote:

Oh man, I forgot to wish you good luck! GOOD LUCK :D

Stop that!

Hey, hey, I want in too!! With a triple team he doesn't stand a chance :D

*Shakes hands with Donthurtme* Nice to have you. Anymore want to join us in the battle to defeat Hemlok? The more the merrier!

At 12/18/06 12:31 AM, PenguinLink wrote: *Shakes hands with Donthurtme* Nice to have you. Anymore want to join us in the battle to defeat Hemlok? The more the merrier!

Don't make me get involved in this.

EGSC Superpower...ACTIVATE!

At 12/18/06 12:45 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Don't make me get involved in this.

EGSC Superpower...ACTIVATE!

*Runs for cover*

I have a feeling that after Hemlok reads our Triple Powers warnings, he will stay all day and all night guarding the portal. He will have red eyes and drink coffee to stay awake.

*Shakes his head from side to side*

Shame on you Hemlok. You don't have a chance against us. Muahahahaha!

At 12/17/06 11:51 PM, Donthurtme wrote:

My record is around 180 I think, but that was good day over the Summer. I usually aim for about 100 per day.

Damn, that is a great pace to have. Wish I could get something like that.

Like I said that is due mainly to inactivity for long periods. If I had been going at this pace from the start I'd be right up near the top of the B/P ranks by now. I can see you too by the way... and I'm inching closer all the time :)

I wouldn't doubt that. Good, glad to know I'm not seeing things a few yards away!

"Slow the fuck down!"

No, no, and did I mention... no? :D

Oh, you did. Worth a try I guess. :(

School is always far more important than anything else, at least at this time of your life. I was lucky to be out of school before I joined Newgrounds, but my University grades are always my main priority at the moment. Fortunately this year of my university degree is more about gaining experience in a lab environment than grades, giving me a good deal more time to B/P both at home and at work. Don't let the hard work get you down though- it is worth it in the end.

I know school will help me out in the long run. It's just a bitch to go to right now. At least someone has some time on their hands, the more people protecting the Portal, the better! Of course grades are more important then B/Ping but it's just more fun here then school. I get tired of it.

At 12/17/06 10:28 PM, Hemlok wrote:

Oh well, that is a bit relieving. I still might have a chance o hold you off a bit more. I'm glad your doing a good job defending the Portal out there. If you pass me, I wouldn't have it any other way. I respect you, so it's all good. You will be the second one to pass me.

I'd like the honour of being the second to pass you, even if the update is unlikely to show it next Saturday as you will have gained the spot back by then. You're one of the users I respect most on here as well, as are many of the other members of the EGB. That is the main reason why I hand around here so much- I can't stand most of the idiots in General.

I bet you would! I may pass you again but right when you get back I will be turning to check if your around like there is no tommorrow! I'm just glad I get a little breathing room from you!

Lame? That is a great thing to do on a sunday evening. The one highlight of my day I watched the Eagles Vs. the Giants and one twenty bucks. Too bad my lap top doesn't work, then I can watch the game, and stay on here at the same time. Ah well, hope you had a good day.

Well I never consider staying in and drinking on your own a good thing to do, but I guess it has been a rather good evening. San Diego did their job, but sadly England are on the very brink of defeat, needing another 200 plus runs with just one wicket remaining in order to save the match and with it the Ashes. I know cricket is a sport that most Americans can't understand (much like baseball is for me), but to me this a real blow after England won the Ashes back off Australia last Summer for the first time in 20 years. Thank god for all this beer... :D

Heh, besides hanging out with my friends that's all I would want to do! Good, I hate the Patriots. Always have, after that one game they totally screwed the Raiders. Baseball is a cool sport, you don't like it? I have never seen a cricket game in my life, don't plan on doing so in the future either. Well, I'm glad your happy about a game of cricket.

At 12/17/06 10:41 PM, PenguinLink wrote: You guys are lucky... Everyone is gaining points except me. But watch out, I'm going to come out of no where and and pass all you of you guys!\

Lol, keep up a steady pace and you may catch me one day, but don't count on it :)

Hah, same here matey!

At 12/17/06 11:52 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

Mark my words, On the 17th of December of 2006, Page 621 of the Elite Guard Barracks, Penguinlink declared War on Hemlok. May the best Blammer/Protector Win.

We all know who that is. *Starts flexing*

lol, who am I kidding.

Your mom.

lololololol!

At 12/17/06 11:56 PM, Mr-Molotov wrote:

At 12/17/06 01:27 AM, Hemlok wrote: That's why I got it! Sadly, I don't think it will be out for awhile. :(

Not until next year. And other than that, we're not even sure what month it will be coming out. D:

I know! I was hopeing it would be out for Christmas. Wishful thinking I suppose. Do you have a Wii yet, or are you getting one?

Well, I get around a 70-73 pace normally. This week wasn't very normal, per say.

That's because you're not very normal. :P

You know about my super powers?!?!

At 12/17/06 10:41 PM, PenguinLink wrote: But watch out, I'm going to come out of no where and and pass all you of you guys!

lolgoodluckonthat.

You'll need it.

That's what I've been trying to tell this guy!

At 12/17/06 11:58 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

At 12/17/06 11:56 PM, Mr-Molotov wrote:

lolgoodluckonthat.

You'll need it.

Stop with the Good lucks! I don't need yours either! Man, you guys think I won't catch Hemlok, do you? :)

Nope. But that's just me.

Haha, what a hardheaded bastard I am. :)\

My thoughts exactly. ;)

At 12/18/06 12:03 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Hey, I will join you in the fight to catch Hemlok. I have been doing some hardcore b/ping lately and I want to catch him too. Maybe we could do some extreme double team action moves on him and take him out.

*Revs chainsaw* Let's do this!

I know you dont want good luck, but maybe if everyones good lucks combined, it could become SUPER GOOD LUCK and you will fly through those points.

No, that will never happen. Maybe when hippos start flying over a frozen over hell. Not the one in Ant Artica either, the one under us!

Oh it's on, Oh its definately on!

Bring it on bitches!

At 12/18/06 12:08 AM, PenguinLink wrote:

*Shakes hands with Sterockicy* With our combined forces, we will leave Hemlok on the floor begging for Mercy. You better watch out Hemlok! Now you got two people on your tail.

Too bad your too far away for me to see. I can take a two month break and still be in front of you two.

No, I am not betting.

*Sees Hemlok is fidgeting and sweating.*

Don't be scared, in a matter of years, this will all be over.

You mean when you quit after eating too much of my dust!

Anyone?

At 12/18/06 12:11 AM, Donthurtme wrote:

Hey, hey, I want in too!! With a triple team he doesn't stand a chance :D

So, my own friend turns against me. Thought I could rely on you, it's on now, man! Please tell me someone will aid me on my lead?

Shit, I'm screwed

I have no idea why everyone is picking on Hemlok when I think I am probably a far more attainable target. I may be going a bit faster than him right now, but I'm a hell of a lot less consistent. There is always a chance with me that I will vanish for a month of two and not get any B/P at all.

Ya, pick on him! You guys will never catch me (Not talking to Donthurtme at this point) so give up now!

But whatever. The more people pestering him the less are paying attention to me :) (plus those 27 points will be gone before he can blink!)

Don't remind me. :*(

At 12/18/06 12:17 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Why am I getting the feeling like this race will be the most uninteresting race ever?

No clue.

lol, sarcasm.

At 12/18/06 12:20 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Yes, it would be much easier to just let you catch Hemlok, but that is the lazy way out. PenguinLink and I will catch Hemlok even if it takes forever, most likely though, next week!

Next week? Try the next thousand years, when I'm dead!

At 12/18/06 12:45 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Don't make me get involved in this.

Please sir, join me!

EGSC Superpower...ACTIVATE!

*Curls into a ball*

At 12/17/06 05:11 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: I am NOT going to leave and you cannot force me.

Actually, if you continue this un member like conduct we can "let you go". At this point all I'm asking you is either solve matters on PM, or do so a much more polite approach. We have kicked people out before and we don't want to do it again. Just please be more polite, this has nothing to do with any previous incendents.

At 12/17/06 10:13 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Gets a baseball bat ready...*

*Thanks god his entire country has a total sum of 4 B/Pers.*

At 12/17/06 12:45 AM, EagleRock wrote:

EGSC Superpower...ACTIVATE!

Top 50 Superpower....CRUSH

At 12/18/06 12:52 AM, PenguinLink wrote: I have a feeling that after Hemlok reads our Triple Powers warnings, he will stay all day and all night guarding the portal. He will have red eyes and drink coffee to stay awake.

*Shakes his head from side to side*

Shame on you Hemlok. You don't have a chance against us. Muahahahaha!

I never said I was joining your side. I happen to be on my OWN side...full with EGSC mightiness.

*Strikes pose with my Supreme Commander badge on my Elite Guard uniform glaring in the moonlight. For some reason I'm wearing a cape, which is bellowing in the wind*

At 12/18/06 01:01 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/17/06 12:45 AM, EagleRock wrote:

EGSC Superpower...ACTIVATE!

Top 50 Superpower....CRUSH

...That wasn't very nice. I think the EGSC's should team up against the non-EGSC's....that's fair. Yes. VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY fair.

At 12/18/06 12:53 AM, Hemlok wrote:

At 12/17/06 11:52 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

Mark my words, On the 17th of December of 2006, Page 621 of the Elite Guard Barracks, Penguinlink declared War on Hemlok. May the best Blammer/Protector Win.

We all know who that is. *Starts flexing*

Looks at him and laughs his head off. Don't overdo yourself there buddy! :)

lol, who am I kidding.

Your mom.

Shit, how did you know?

That's what I've been trying to tell this guy!

Oh really? Well tell me all you want! I'm never gonna listen!

At 12/18/06 12:03 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Hey, I will join you in the fight to catch Hemlok. I have been doing some hardcore b/ping lately and I want to catch him too. Maybe we could do some extreme double team action moves on him and take him out.

*Revs chainsaw* Let's do this!

*Throws a Wiimote at the Chainsaw. Sees that it does not stop it, he runs away, screaming*

No, that will never happen. Maybe when hippos start flying over a frozen over hell. Not the one in Ant Artica either, the one under us!

*Sees hippos flying over a frozen over hell.* What the fuck? Am I on crack? Wait, no, I'm not!

Oh it's on, Oh its definately on!

Bring it on bitches!

Oh, I WILL!

Too bad your too far away for me to see. I can take a two month break and still be in front of you two.

Oh really? Go ahead and try that. By two months, I'll have passed EagleRock. *Looks at EagleRock and runs away, screaming*

You mean when you quit after eating too much of my dust!

No, I mean after I throw a Wiimote at your head and you slow down!

At 12/18/06 12:11 AM, Donthurtme wrote:

Hey, hey, I want in too!! With a triple team he doesn't stand a chance :D

So, my own friend turns against me. Thought I could rely on you, it's on now, man! Please tell me someone will aid me on my lead?

Shit, I'm screwed

Yes you are.

I have no idea why everyone is picking on Hemlok when I think I am probably a far more attainable target. I may be going a bit faster than him right now, but I'm a hell of a lot less consistent. There is always a chance with me that I will vanish for a month of two and not get any B/P at all.

Ya, pick on him! You guys will never catch me (Not talking to Donthurtme at this point) so give up now!

Excues me? Never catch you? Ha, what a pathetic example of a human being.

At 12/18/06 12:17 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 12/18/06 12:20 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Yes, it would be much easier to just let you catch Hemlok, but that is the lazy way out. PenguinLink and I will catch Hemlok even if it takes forever, most likely though, next week!

Next week? Try the next thousand years, when I'm dead!

How about the next two months. The ones you said you were gonna take a break with and I would still never reach you!

At 12/18/06 12:45 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Don't make me get involved in this.

Please sir, join me!

EGSC Superpower...ACTIVATE!

*Curls into a ball*

*Hides in a corner and peeks to look at EagleRock.*

At 12/18/06 01:09 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Oh really? Go ahead and try that. By two months, I'll have passed EagleRock. *Looks at EagleRock and runs away, screaming*

*Stares at PenguinLink*

At 12/18/06 12:45 AM, EagleRock wrote:

EGSC Superpower...ACTIVATE!

*Curls into a ball*

*Hides in a corner and peeks to look at EagleRock.*

*Continutes to stare at PenguinLink*

Actually, I'm tired and need to retire to the bunks. Gnight, all.

*Walks away, keeping one eye on PenguinLink*

At 12/17/06 10:41 PM, PenguinLink wrote: You guys are lucky... Everyone is gaining points except me. But watch out, I'm going to come out of no where and and pass all you of you guys!

I half believed what I said right now...

Catch me if you can. :P You have got a LONG WAY to go if you want to pass me. PS: I am approching to 100 points for the day now. ;)

At 12/18/06 01:15 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 12/18/06 01:09 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Oh really? Go ahead and try that. By two months, I'll have passed EagleRock. *Looks at EagleRock and runs away, screaming*

*Stares at PenguinLink*

*Continutes to stare at PenguinLink*

Actually, I'm tired and need to retire to the bunks. Gnight, all.

*Walks away, keeping one eye on PenguinLink*

Stop that!

*Runs away further and further until he is outside and mounts upon a hippo and rides over a hell frozen with a rainbow and care bares dancing around*

Damn Hemlok, why did you put that image in my head?

At 12/18/06 01:15 AM, EagleRock wrote: *Continutes to stare at PenguinLink*

*Fires 32 fireballs and roars with angry #32 rage*

I love the fact I'm the highest ranked person posting right now...And about people like Tentra and ADT, I'll beat them eventually with my pace now...

Oh man, This is by far the funniest group of people on NG. Every single post I see (especially with this challenge, which we will achieve of course) i cant control myself and just crack up.

*Looks at my new six pack from laughing so much and starts getting horny over myself*

At 12/18/06 01:19 AM, Phantom wrote:

*Fires 32 fireballs and roars with angry #32 rage*

Your #32 rank can kiss my burned ass.

Stupid fireballs...

At 12/18/06 01:21 AM, Sterockicy wrote: *Looks at my new six pack from laughing so much and starts getting horny over myself*

Dude, really...The only 6 pack you'll ever see will be on a beer pack.

At 12/18/06 12:17 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 12/17/06 11:46 PM, PenguinLink wrote: The Race is on indeed. There will not be any mercy!

*Salutes*

And I mean no MERCY

Why am I getting the feeling like this race will be the most uninteresting race ever?

Yea, we've got an EGBG (Hemlok) against an EGSFC. (PenguinLink) It is going to be such a DEADLY EVEN MATCH UP. :) You know what I mean.

At 12/18/06 01:22 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Your #32 rank can kiss my burned ass.

Burnt*

rolls fireballs into one really big fireball and shouts out : CATCH!

At 12/18/06 01:23 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/18/06 01:21 AM, Sterockicy wrote: *Looks at my new six pack from laughing so much and starts getting horny over myself*

Dude, really...The only 6 pack you'll ever see will be on a beer pack.

And I cant even legally get that yet. God dammit, I have to wait another 3 looooong years for any type of six pack.

*Looks in mirror, flexes, then cries*

At 12/18/06 01:24 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/18/06 01:22 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Your #32 rank can kiss my burned ass.

Burnt*

BURNED! BURNED I TELL YOU! Burnt, what kind of word is that?

rolls fireballs into one really big fireball and shouts out : CATCH!

*Dodges it with his flying hippo and hits a dancing carebear accidently.*

At 12/18/06 12:53 AM, Hemlok wrote:

I bet you would! I may pass you again but right when you get back I will be turning to check if your around like there is no tommorrow! I'm just glad I get a little breathing room from you!

Hehe, just remember that is all it is. I've caught you up once and I know I can do it again. I'm just a bit annoyed that I am going to have to pass ArtDanVal and Dave again as well. It feels a lot like the last couple of months have gone to waste (barring the 5000+ B/P I've collected...)

Heh, besides hanging out with my friends that's all I would want to do! Good, I hate the Patriots. Always have, after that one game they totally screwed the Raiders. Baseball is a cool sport, you don't like it? I have never seen a cricket game in my life, don't plan on doing so in the future either. Well, I'm glad your happy about a game of cricket.

I know I keep switching between sports, but I think you've misunderstood me there. San Diego won the football (good result), but England (the country) lost the cricket. I realise cricket has a reputation as the most boring sport on Earth here in the states- rest assured baseball has the same reputation in the UK. I tried to watch a few Rockies games earlier in the season and thought it was the most boring thing I have ever watched. Each to their own I guess. As for the Raiders- I'd keep quiet about them, they have the worst record in the NFL right now (the Patriots in fact won today by the way, though not against poor Oakland- they lost to St Louis).

So, my own friend turns against me. Thought I could rely on you, it's on now, man! Please tell me someone will aid me on my lead?

B/P rank is far more important than friendship, right? RIGHT?

lol, jokes- is all a bit fun :)

Shit, I'm screwed

Indeed :)

Ya, pick on him! You guys will never catch me (Not talking to Donthurtme at this point) so give up now!

I think you're probably right about that, but let them dream. Don't want to crush their spirit just yet...

Don't remind me. :*(

No worries- there won't be any points to remind you about soon :D

LOL

EGSC Superpower...ACTIVATE!

Oh, shi.... I think I'm in over my head here!

At 12/18/06 01:06 AM, EagleRock wrote:

...That wasn't very nice. I think the EGSC's should team up against the non-EGSC's....that's fair. Yes. VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY fair.

Eeep...

At 12/18/06 01:09 AM, PenguinLink wrote:

*Throws a Wiimote at the Chainsaw. Sees that it does not stop it, he runs away, screaming*

*Sees hippos flying over a frozen over hell.* What the fuck? Am I on crack? Wait, no, I'm not!

Oh really? Go ahead and try that. By two months, I'll have passed EagleRock. *Looks at EagleRock and runs away, screaming*

*Hides in a corner and peeks to look at EagleRock.*

You know with all this running away, screaming and hallucinations you'll never catch Hemlok. You should stand up and face your foes like a real man!

Allowing the rest of us ample to time to run like hell while you get torn to pieces by the raging beasts that are the EGSC.

At 12/18/06 01:32 AM, Donthurtme wrote:

You know with all this running away, screaming and hallucinations you'll never catch Hemlok. You should stand up and face your foes like a real man!

Allowing the rest of us ample to time to run like hell while you get torn to pieces by the raging beasts that are the EGSC.

You are correct, Sir! I will stop with these hallucinations and screaming and running away, Sir!

* Keeps riding in his hippo and mutters to himself 'Yeah right'*

At 12/18/06 01:40 AM, PenguinLink wrote:

You are correct, Sir! I will stop with these hallucinations and screaming and running away, Sir!

* Keeps riding in his hippo and mutters to himself 'Yeah right'*

Wonderful! Very good of you to volunteer as the sacrific.... I mean as the hero!

Right, it's off to the bunk for me. Some of us have a busy day of work tomorrow (by which I mean sitting around in the office pretending to work whilst actually B/Ping).

Night all!

*salutes*

At 12/18/06 02:04 AM, Donthurtme wrote:

Wonderful! Very good of you to volunteer as the sacrific.... I mean as the hero!

Right, it's off to the bunk for me. Some of us have a busy day of work tomorrow (by which I mean sitting around in the office pretending to work whilst actually B/Ping).

Night all!

*salutes*

So THAT'S the secret technique you use to gain a lot of B/P points! Acting if you were working but in reality B/Ping.... I should try that one day...

Well, I'm off to my bunk as well. Good night (Or day, wherever you guys are. As Phantom is in the 5th circle of hell...)

*Salutes*

At 12/18/06 01:27 AM, PenguinLink wrote: BURNED! BURNED I TELL YOU! Burnt, what kind of word is that?

A real one, also it seems more correct to use.

*Dodges it with his flying hippo and hits a dancing carebear accidently.*

Carebear was in his mating season, and there for rips out and swallows the penguins Gentiles.

Lol Osiris.

At 12/18/06 02:04 AM, Donthurtme wrote:

Night all!

*salutes*

Catcha later!

I am really getting annoyed with my total b/p. ITS STUCK ON 3099. I want to hit the 3100 mark and its just not happening. Dont ask me why its so important to see it, I have no idea either.

Why WHY do I live in Australia. Everybody goes offline because its late for then, or should i say early, when its only 6:00pm for me. Damn you timezone! It would be alright if people submitted stuff in the portal at this time and I could get an advantage on everyone BUT THEY DONT!

*waaaaawaaaaaawaaaaaaa*

At 12/18/06 02:11 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/18/06 01:27 AM, PenguinLink wrote: BURNED! BURNED I TELL YOU! Burnt, what kind of word is that?

A real one, also it seems more correct to use.

*Dodges it with his flying hippo and hits a dancing carebear accidently.*

Carebear was in his mating season, and there for rips out and swallows the penguins Gentiles.

Lol Osiris.

That's too graphical, Phantom. I won't be able to sleep now. Oh crap, my bunk has been taken by mating carebears!

*Pushes them off and leads them to Phantom's bunk*

That is a way better place to do your business.

*Climbs up to his bunk and peeks over to Phantom's bunk and hears weird noises and disturibing images*

Try to burn me now, Phantom.

Finally, my daily gain reached 100 points. With 23 UJ entries, I should get a shot at breaking my record of 121 points. Now I am a little bit tired, time for bed. Good night, EGB.

At 12/18/06 02:15 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Try to burn me now, Phantom.

Penguin wakes up the next morning to hear no noises, and see no bears. He steps outside where Phantom and the group are having a BBQ,

Phantom: "Meat, Penguin?" he asks with a demonic grin.