At 12/18/06 02:10 AM, PenguinLink wrote:

At 12/18/06 02:04 AM, Donthurtme wrote: Right, it's off to the bunk for me. Some of us have a busy day of work tomorrow (by which I mean sitting around in the office pretending to work whilst actually B/Ping).

So THAT'S the secret technique you use to gain a lot of B/P points! Acting if you were working but in reality B/Ping.... I should try that one day...

That used to be my biggest source of B/P...of course nowadays, at my REAL job, I'm too busy and actually have to do work. oh well.

*Salutes*

*salutes*

At 12/18/06 10:32 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 12/18/06 02:10 AM, PenguinLink wrote:

So THAT'S the secret technique you use to gain a lot of B/P points! Acting if you were working but in reality B/Ping.... I should try that one day...

That used to be my biggest source of B/P...of course nowadays, at my REAL job, I'm too busy and actually have to do work. oh well.

It certainly gives me a big advantage over all the people who have to go to school. To be honest I do work fairly hard while at work, but with a lab job there are always long gaps while you wait for something to spin down, or for your cells to grow etc. so there is ample time to B/P during the day. It also helps that being a placement student, and therefore the lowest of the low, nobody pays any attention to me leaving me free to do pretty much what I want.

I'm feeling pretty crap today though- the couple in the apartment above me decided to engage in some rather sordid (and LOUD) activities late into the night, which has left me with very little sleep. It did allow me to get up a couple of times and B/P during the night though, meaning I've hardly missed a single entry.

19 points and counting Hemlok...

*salutes*

At 12/18/06 03:31 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/18/06 02:15 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Try to burn me now, Phantom.

Penguin wakes up the next morning to hear no noises, and see no bears. He steps outside where Phantom and the group are having a BBQ,

Phantom: "Meat, Penguin?" he asks with a demonic grin.

Oh hell no! I don't eat meat! *Stares on with hopelessness and runs and hides in a corner, gnawing on a carrot.

:Donthurtme wrote:

I 'm feeling pretty crap today though- the couple in the apartment above me decided to engage in some rather sordid (and LOUD) activities late into the night, which has left me with very little sleep. It did allow me to get up a couple of times and B/P during the night though, meaning I've hardly missed a single entry.

That's too bad... You should have threatened them with your Wiimote.... That should have shut them up.

At 12/18/06 01:32 AM, Donthurtme wrote:

At 12/18/06 12:53 AM, Hemlok wrote:

I bet you would! I may pass you again but right when you get back I will be turning to check if your around like there is no tommorrow! I'm just glad I get a little breathing room from you!

Hehe, just remember that is all it is. I've caught you up once and I know I can do it again. I'm just a bit annoyed that I am going to have to pass ArtDanVal and Dave again as well. It feels a lot like the last couple of months have gone to waste (barring the 5000+ B/P I've collected...)

If you never went away on vacation so much, you would definately be in the top 50, most likely ranked around 25 or something. Me, if I kept a steady pace from the start of my career, I would only be around Elite Guard Lieutenant General. It sucks you have to pass all three of us again when you return. Hopefully, it won't be so easy to pass me up!

Heh, besides hanging out with my friends that's all I would want to do! Good, I hate the Patriots. Always have, after that one game they totally screwed the Raiders. Baseball is a cool sport, you don't like it? I have never seen a cricket game in my life, don't plan on doing so in the future either. Well, I'm glad your happy about a game of cricket.

I know I keep switching between sports, but I think you've misunderstood me there. San Diego won the football (good result), but England (the country) lost the cricket. I realise cricket has a reputation as the most boring sport on Earth here in the states- rest assured baseball has the same reputation in the UK. I tried to watch a few Rockies games earlier in the season and thought it was the most boring thing I have ever watched. Each to their own I guess. As for the Raiders- I'd keep quiet about them, they have the worst record in the NFL right now (the Patriots in fact won today by the way, though not against poor Oakland- they lost to St Louis).

Oh, I see. Again, I have never seen a game of cricket before so I'm not the one to judge, it just looks a bit idiotic to me. Don't they use paddles? Anyway, I know a shouldn't be saying jack about the Raiders now, but I'm talking three or four years ago when in the play offs the New England Vs. Oakland game got totally screwed over because of the damn refs. I was a huge fan f the Raiders back then. Now, it's all about the Eagles! :D

So, my own friend turns against me. Thought I could rely on you, it's on now, man! Please tell me someone will aid me on my lead?

B/P rank is far more important than friendship, right? RIGHT?

Of course, of course.

lol, jokes- is all a bit fun :)

Indeed. :)

Shit, I'm screwed

Indeed :)

lol, didn't realise you said that. But yes, I agree.

Ya, pick on him! You guys will never catch me (Not talking to Donthurtme at this point) so give up now!

I think you're probably right about that, but let them dream. Don't want to crush their spirit just yet...

Your right. it's just like what happened to Shadow-Angel, after I passed him, his pace has never been the same again. I feel bad. :(

Don't remind me. :*(

No worries- there won't be any points to remind you about soon :D

I hate you man.

LOL

;)

EGSC Superpower...ACTIVATE!

Oh, shi.... I think I'm in over my head here!

You know, you can always jopin my side. Two Brigadier Generals like us are bound to be able to take down an Elite Guard Supreme Commander. Even though he is our leader.

*Gulp*

At 12/18/06 01:06 AM, EagleRock wrote:

...That wasn't very nice. I think the EGSC's should team up against the non-EGSC's....that's fair. Yes. VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY fair.

Eeep...

There's like seven of them too.

At 12/18/06 01:09 AM, PenguinLink wrote:

*Throws a Wiimote at the Chainsaw. Sees that it does not stop it, he runs away, screaming*

Chainsaw> Wiimote.

Sorry fan-boys.

*Sees hippos flying over a frozen over hell.* What the fuck? Am I on crack? Wait, no, I'm not!

Yes you are.

Oh really? Go ahead and try that. By two months, I'll have passed EagleRock. *Looks at EagleRock and runs away, screaming*

I wish you were on the top 300 board so I can see your miraculous pace every week.

You know with all this running away, screaming and hallucinations you'll never catch Hemlok. You should stand up and face your foes like a real man!

Agreed. If you expect to take all of the members of the Elite Guard Barracks on, you got to lose that diaper and fight us like a man!

Allowing the rest of us ample to time to run like hell while you get torn to pieces by the raging beasts that are the EGSC.

Yeah, leave him out for dead.

That's my motto!

At 12/18/06 12:52 PM, Hemlok wrote:

You know, you can always jopin my side. Two Brigadier Generals like us are bound to be able to take down an Elite Guard Supreme Commander. Even though he is our leader.

Don't listen to him! He is trying to brainwash you!

At 12/18/06 01:06 AM, EagleRock wrote:

...That wasn't very nice. I think the EGSC's should team up against the non-EGSC's....that's fair. Yes. VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY fair.

::

You know with all this running away, screaming and hallucinations you'll never catch Hemlok. You should stand up and face your foes like a real man!

Agreed. If you expect to take all of the members of the Elite Guard Barracks on, you got to lose that diaper and fight us like a man!

What diaper? You mean that Seasame Street one? That one is NOT mine. That's Phantom's.

Allowing the rest of us ample to time to run like hell while you get torn to pieces by the raging beasts that are the EGSC.

Yeah, leave him out for dead.

That's my motto!

You wanna know my motto? The one who is always first, will, somehow, have to slow down. Which means you will have to slow down someday, Hemlok! You're not invincible! Muahahahahaah.

The only one invincible here is EagleRock.........Yikes.......

At 12/18/06 01:08 PM, PenguinLink wrote: What diaper? You mean that Seasame Street one? That one is NOT mine. That's Phantom's.

Take a good hard look at your NG/EGB rank, then look at mine. Then think very carefully if you want to say that.

At 12/18/06 12:22 PM, Donthurtme wrote:

It certainly gives me a big advantage over all the people who have to go to school. To be honest I do work fairly hard while at work, but with a lab job there are always long gaps while you wait for something to spin down, or for your cells to grow etc. so there is ample time to B/P during the day. It also helps that being a placement student, and therefore the lowest of the low, nobody pays any attention to me leaving me free to do pretty much what I want.

No wonder why your always getting a better pace then me. Ah well, I go onto Newgrounds during shool as well (even as we speak!) so I shouldn't be complaining. Luckily you are basically in the slavery class over at your work so you can gain a lot of points. Although, it isn't lucky for me.

I'm feeling pretty crap today though- the couple in the apartment above me decided to engage in some rather sordid (and LOUD) activities late into the night, which has left me with very little sleep. It did allow me to get up a couple of times and B/P during the night though, meaning I've hardly missed a single entry.

That sucks, I enjoy living at my parents house. They aren't that bad. I plan on moving out next year. Yet again you are racking up more points then I am!

19 points and counting Hemlok...

Aw dammit!

*salutes*

*Salute*

At 12/18/06 01:08 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

Don't listen to him! He is trying to brainwash you!

Don't be a fool man, our strengths combined can overcome so many obsticles! Shall I tie up PenguinLink for awhile so you can decide in peace?

At 12/18/06 01:06 AM, EagleRock wrote:

What diaper? You mean that Seasame Street one? That one is NOT mine. That's Phantom's.

I couldn't tell which logo it was since it was drenched in all of that brown stuff inside.

God damn I am on a roll!

Allowing the rest of us ample to time to run like hell while you get torn to pieces by the raging beasts that are the EGSC.

Yeah, leave him out for dead.

That's my motto!

You wanna know my motto? The one who is always first, will, somehow, have to slow down. Which means you will have to slow down someday, Hemlok! You're not invincible! Muahahahahaah.

I am not always first, so you must be talking about Pepeatumi or something. I won't be slowing down. The only time I ever slow down is when I'm on vacation! Which I will be up in Lake Tahoe for awhile in February and I'm taking time off in January to travel to all of the Misfits concerts in South America. I can't wait to see them in concert, it's been one of my dreams.

The only one invincible here is EagleRock.........Yikes.......

Possibly, he has been active lately.

At 12/18/06 02:13 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/18/06 01:08 PM, PenguinLink wrote: What diaper? You mean that Seasame Street one? That one is NOT mine. That's Phantom's.

Take a good hard look at your NG/EGB rank, then look at mine. Then think very carefully if you want to say that.

I'm so sorry Sir! I'm sorry you can't take a joke, Sir! What should be my punishment? 10 laps, 500 push-ups, get burned by your fireballs?

*Salutes*

At 12/18/06 02:19 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I'm so sorry Sir! I'm sorry you can't take a joke, Sir! What should be my punishment? 10 laps, 500 push-ups, get burned by your fireballs?

Getting neutered. Without being sedated. The pain should be enough to make you pass out. Plus I'll have a chance to use those 17th century tools I've been dying to use, not lie down on the operation table and bite down on something, this is gonna hurt.

At 12/18/06 02:40 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/18/06 02:19 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I'm so sorry Sir! I'm sorry you can't take a joke, Sir! What should be my punishment? 10 laps, 500 push-ups, get burned by your fireballs?

Getting neutered. Without being sedated. The pain should be enough to make you pass out. Plus I'll have a chance to use those 17th century tools I've been dying to use, not lie down on the operation table and bite down on something, this is gonna hurt.

Are you out of your mind? I'm sure EagleRock doesn't approve of this!

*Turns to look at EagleRock and nods his head and says: "Continue".

*Penguinlink screams in terror and then escapes from the barracks*

At 12/18/06 02:43 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Penguinlink screams in terror and then escapes from the barracks*

Ohh yay. That will give me a chance to test out my sniper rifle Remington instead.

*Shoots Penguin in the ass then drags him back to the table unconscious.*

But enough of this Tomfoolery, now it is time for work. I for one have procrastinated this too long! Now I simply must...catch a nap with some fantasies included...Don't ask.

At 12/18/06 02:14 PM, Hemlok wrote:

No wonder why your always getting a better pace then me. Ah well, I go onto Newgrounds during shool as well (even as we speak!) so I shouldn't be complaining. Luckily you are basically in the slavery class over at your work so you can gain a lot of points. Although, it isn't lucky for me.

Hmm... it sounds like there is a school that needs Newgrounds blocked- give me the address and I'll be sure to write to whoever is in charge. :P

That sucks, I enjoy living at my parents house. They aren't that bad. I plan on moving out next year. Yet again you are racking up more points then I am!

I absolutely love living away from my parents- the freedom to do what I want is fantastic. Last year was better when I was living with a bunch of my friends at university than living on my own like I am this year though.

At 12/18/06 01:08 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

Don't listen to him! He is trying to brainwash you!

Don't be a fool man, our strengths combined can overcome so many obsticles! Shall I tie up PenguinLink for awhile so you can decide in peace?

It sounds like Phantom already has that covered... Let me past and I'll have no reason to be held back by (what's left of) Penguin, and then we can focus on the EGSC together. Deal?

*salutes*

At 12/18/06 03:46 PM, Donthurtme wrote:

It sounds like Phantom already has that covered... Let me past and I'll have no reason to be held back by (what's left of) Penguin, and then we can focus on the EGSC together. Deal?

*salutes*

*While Phantom is taking a nap, Penguinlink unties himself and hides in a corner*

Donthurtme, you betrayed us! I thought we were going to be beat Hemlok together! I know how it is.... I guess it's Sterokicy and me now...

I'll show you....Watch

At 12/18/06 12:53 AM, Hemlok wrote: Do you have a Wii yet, or are you getting one?

Not yet. But I will be getting one soon.

You know about my super powers?!?!

I know things even you don't know. :O

At 12/18/06 01:09 AM, PenguinLink wrote: *Sees hippos flying over a frozen over hell.* What the fuck? Am I on crack? Wait, no, I'm not!

Yeah, you are. And if you don't stop hallucinating, you'll never pass Hemlok, and you will be forced to endure our pointing and laughing for eternity.

At 12/18/06 04:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

At 12/18/06 03:46 PM, Donthurtme wrote:

It sounds like Phantom already has that covered... Let me past and I'll have no reason to be held back by (what's left of) Penguin, and then we can focus on the EGSC together. Deal?

*salutes*

*While Phantom is taking a nap, Penguinlink unties himself and hides in a corner*

Donthurtme, you betrayed us! I thought we were going to be beat Hemlok together! I know how it is.... I guess it's Sterokicy and me now...

I'll show you....Watch

Dont worry about it, Donthurtme was always the weakest link in our trio, which has now become a duo. We definately have a much better chance at catching hemlok than he does.

You have made yourself some very powerful enemies donthurtme (and I think I SHOULD hurt you know, which goes against everything your alias stands for!).

*Evil and sadistic laughing followed by crying myself to sleep*

At 12/18/06 06:12 PM, Sterockicy wrote: *Evil and sadistic laughing followed by crying myself to sleep*

I will not let an Officer come to harm, not while I walk this earth. On Guard! *Swings Wiimote wildly and creates a bowed line on the ground before him: Dare cross this line, and your hell begins, now.".

At 12/18/06 06:15 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/18/06 06:12 PM, Sterockicy wrote: *Evil and sadistic laughing followed by crying myself to sleep*

I will not let an Officer come to harm, not while I walk this earth. On Guard! *Swings Wiimote wildly and creates a bowed line on the ground before him: Dare cross this line, and your hell begins, now.".

*Penguinlink walks over the line, holding his own Wiimote in his hand*

And you were saying?

Damn it. At this rate, I'll never catch up to Sterockicy. But I heard in one of your posts you won't be with a computer for 1 week on Dec 29th. So that's my time to strike and blow past you. Muahahahahaha,

Yay, I'm only 7 away from Sergeant and increasing my voting power

When is the member list gonna be updated? Also, is it updated by AfroUnderscoreStud or Major Punk?

At 12/18/06 06:27 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Penguinlink walks over the line, holding his own Wiimote in his hand*

The Wiimote is a powerful weapon in the right hands, and a disaster in the wrong ones, see?
*Slices off the arm Penguin used to hold his Wiimote* *jabs Wiimote through and out Penguins jaw, vertically.

we're having penguin tonight!

*Penguinlink walks over the line, holding his own Wiimote in his hand*

And you were saying?

*Sterockicy also passes the line croutched down behind PenguinLink without making eyecontact with Phantom, holding a ps2 controller in one hand and pepper spray in the other, "If you violate me, I'll scream"*

Damn it. At this rate, I'll never catch up to Sterockicy. But I heard in one of your posts you won't be with a computer for 1 week on Dec 29th. So that's my time to strike and blow past you. Muahahahahaha,

Yay, I'm only 7 away from Sergeant and increasing my voting power

Yes, you will but after that one week you better look out because Sterockicy doesnt take to kindly to people who pass me in rankings. OOOOOOOOOOOW are you scared?, Your scared I can tell, You better be scared!

Once again, ITS ON!

At 12/18/06 03:46 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
Hmm... it sounds like there is a school that needs Newgrounds blocked- give me the address and I'll be sure to write to whoever is in charge. :P

Heh, I don't think so. It's the only thing that makes school bareable. Well, that and friends.

That sucks, I enjoy living at my parents house. They aren't that bad. I plan on moving out next year. Yet again you are racking up more points then I am!

I absolutely love living away from my parents- the freedom to do what I want is fantastic. Last year was better when I was living with a bunch of my friends at university than living on my own like I am this year though.

I thought that would be the typical answer. I want to move out as much as the next guy but I'm not in any rush.

At 12/18/06 01:08 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

Don't listen to him! He is trying to brainwash you!

Don't be a fool man, our strengths combined can overcome so many obsticles! Shall I tie up PenguinLink for awhile so you can decide in peace?

It sounds like Phantom already has that covered... Let me past and I'll have no reason to be held back by (what's left of) Penguin, and then we can focus on the EGSC together. Deal?

How about when you pass me you can join forces with me. So yeah, it's a deal.

*salutes*

*Salute*

At 12/18/06 06:01 PM, Mr-Molotov wrote:

At 12/18/06 12:53 AM, Hemlok wrote: Do you have a Wii yet, or are you getting one?

Not yet. But I will be getting one soon.

Cool. At Christmas maybe> It seems everyone I know on Newgrounds is getting a Wii but all of my outside friends are getting the 360.

You know about my super powers?!?!

I know things even you don't know. :O

Dear God...

At 12/18/06 01:09 AM, PenguinLink wrote: *Sees hippos flying over a frozen over hell.* What the fuck? Am I on crack? Wait, no, I'm not!

Yeah, you are. And if you don't stop hallucinating, you'll never pass Hemlok, and you will be forced to endure our pointing and laughing for eternity.

Let him hallucinate, it's for the best.

At 12/18/06 06:30 PM, HomerDough wrote: Damn it. At this rate, I'll never catch up to Sterockicy. But I heard in one of your posts you won't be with a computer for 1 week on Dec 29th. So that's my time to strike and blow past you. Muahahahahaha,

Way to think ahead. Also, an early congratulations to you and your new ranking to come. Keep up the good work, you can reach Staff Sergeant in no time!

When is the member list gonna be updated? Also, is it updated by AfroUnderscoreStud or Major Punk?

The list gets updated when it gets updated, this list doesn't have an exact date. Usually Major-Punk will post about a weeks notice or something like that. No it isn't updated by Afro_Stud, just by Major-Punk.

I've been reading the past few pages...and why didn't anyone tell me when the crew changed its name to Wii Role Playing Barracks?

At 12/18/06 06:32 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/18/06 06:27 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Penguinlink walks over the line, holding his own Wiimote in his hand*

The Wiimote is a powerful weapon in the right hands, and a disaster in the wrong ones, see?
*Slices off the arm Penguin used to hold his Wiimote* *jabs Wiimote through and out Penguins jaw, vertically.

we're having penguin tonight!

*Penguinlink wobbles around and gets his sliced head and puts it together with the magic of the Wiimote. He uses the Wiimote to put his head back in place*

And you were saying?

At 12/18/06 06:44 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Penguinlink wobbles around and gets his sliced head and puts it together with the magic of the Wiimote. He uses the Wiimote to put his head back in place*

Are you serious?? Wow EGB has changed a lot...just a bunch of nerds talking about wii...seems I'm gonna have to find another crew..

At 12/18/06 06:52 PM, ElMaster wrote:

At 12/18/06 06:44 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Penguinlink wobbles around and gets his sliced head and puts it together with the magic of the Wiimote. He uses the Wiimote to put his head back in place*

Are you serious?? Wow EGB has changed a lot...just a bunch of nerds talking about wii...seems I'm gonna have to find another crew..

Did you just call us "Nerds?" All of us? Well, I'm sorry were not "cool" for you, Mr. ElMaster.

At 12/18/06 06:57 PM, pulseofthemaggots wrote: lol what a bunch of freaks, a friend of mine recommended me to join the elite guard barracks but after seeing that you people have no life and are wii playing, yugioh loving, nintendo fan, poekon palyer freaks I don't think I wanna join your stupid clan anymore.

Dude, were only joking around. PLUS you dont even have a personal account therefore we cannot even see if you are an Elite guard at all.

At 12/18/06 06:57 PM, pulseofthemaggots wrote: lol what a bunch of freaks, a friend of mine recommended me to join the elite guard barracks but after seeing that you people have no life and are wii playing, yugioh loving, nintendo fan, poekon palyer freaks I don't think I wanna join your stupid clan anymore.

Ouch.

At 12/18/06 06:59 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Dude, were only joking around. PLUS you dont even have a personal account therefore we cannot even see if you are an Elite guard at all.

Damn it man! In case you didn't notice the two and a half pages of discussion recently, I'll give you the gist of it.... DON'T RESPOND TO SPAMMERS! You let them come in and talk all the crap that they want, but you just IGNORE THEM. They'll be taken care of eventually.

And here's one for the road... DON'T RESPOND TO SPAMMERS!

At 12/18/06 07:02 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 12/18/06 06:59 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Dude, were only joking around. PLUS you dont even have a personal account therefore we cannot even see if you are an Elite guard at all.

Damn it man! In case you didn't notice the two and a half pages of discussion recently, I'll give you the gist of it.... DON'T RESPOND TO SPAMMERS! You let them come in and talk all the crap that they want, but you just IGNORE THEM. They'll be taken care of eventually.

And here's one for the road... DON'T RESPOND TO SPAMMERS!

But he's not a spammer if he wanted to join is he? Sorry if he is a spammer I just wasnt sure in THIS situation. Its not going to happen again i promise!

At 12/18/06 07:02 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 12/18/06 06:59 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Dude, were only joking around. PLUS you dont even have a personal account therefore we cannot even see if you are an Elite guard at all.

Damn it man! In case you didn't notice the two and a half pages of discussion recently, I'll give you the gist of it.... DON'T RESPOND TO SPAMMERS! You let them come in and talk all the crap that they want, but you just IGNORE THEM. They'll be taken care of eventually.

I was just going to say that. What makes it worse is that I read the past couple of pages and I saw a spam attack and it was the same people. I am guessing it will take this club being locked for them to finally learn but by then it will be too late -_-.