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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 04:01:48


At 12/17/06 03:45 AM, Phantom wrote: Alright, the guy's ban is effective right now so consider it all taken care of. Back to normal I guess.

Awesome. Next time, I will contact ramagi as soon as the spammer starts to spam. No need to give him/her a warning because he/she should know not to spam. If the spammer does not know, too bad, because I will contact the mod anyway as soon as the spammer starts to spam. Phantom, you can trust me on that, I gurantee that the spammers will be shut down next time before they get you mad. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 04:12:44


Heh, I was just giving him a fair chance, further proof I shouldn't do that...And about mods, ramagi is great but may take a while to show if she isn't online, out of active mods, Enoll is a good guy and pretty active.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 04:25:44


At 12/17/06 04:12 AM, Phantom wrote: Heh, I was just giving him a fair chance, further proof I shouldn't do that...And about mods, ramagi is great but may take a while to show if she isn't online, out of active mods, Enoll is a good guy and pretty active.

Yea, I understand. But he should have read the FAQ before posting anything or he will get his ass banned every time. If you really want to give him a chance, contact the mod immediately, there is a chance that he will learn during his ban. That could be the best way of teaching him a lesson. Ok, I am heading into my bunk. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 04:36:27


Well, I'm off to my bunk now.
Ok, I am heading into my bunk. ;)

Everybody is hitting the sack and im all alone here in Aus where its only 8:30pm. I feel so lonely :-(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 05:04:19


At 12/17/06 04:36 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Everybody is hitting the sack and im all alone here in Aus where its only 8:30pm. I feel so lonely :-(

I'm here ,and I'm drunk now too.!~
It's 12: 03 PM, and I shouldn't be typing drunk.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 08:56:28


Hey guys guess what!

I didn't get a Wii...

Yea so I woke up at 4:00 AM and me and my mom went to a Toys 'R us. They wewre getting 50 Wii's and we were about 60'th in line so wii (bad pun) decided to leave. We pretty much drove around and looked for a smaller line. We finaly went to this diffrent Toy 'R us were we waited. They were getting 48 Wii's And we were about 10 people behind the 48'th person. We realized that we should just wait there. So we waited 3 hours and then tickets were handed out. We didn't get one. My mom was thinking of buying a ticket from someone but she didn't have any cash on her. So then we left.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 09:42:32


At 12/17/06 08:56 AM, Imacow wrote: I didn't get a Wii...

Man, people are buying it like it's Crack with a discount...I suggest you wait a little longer because at some point, the fad will die out enough so that you can walk in and buy without any real line.

The only way I could one is to import, which is a bitch, because games are harder to get, fixing it after one of my rage attacks would be horrible. I just stick to my steady PS2...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 10:06:33


At 12/17/06 04:25 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
At 12/17/06 04:12 AM, Phantom wrote: Heh, I was just giving him a fair chance, further proof I shouldn't do that...And about mods, ramagi is great but may take a while to show if she isn't online, out of active mods, Enoll is a good guy and pretty active.
Yea, I understand. But he should have read the FAQ before posting anything or he will get his ass banned every time. If you really want to give him a chance, contact the mod immediately, there is a chance that he will learn during his ban. That could be the best way of teaching him a lesson. Ok, I am heading into my bunk. ;)

Actually, it appears you don't. The rule is that only officers contact mods, and noone else. As noble as your intentions were, you broke the rules. Phantom contacted the moderator way before he mentioned it, as I could tell by the way he was talking. There was no need for you to contact the mod. The rule is in place for a reason. That reason is so many mods aren't contacted. When you have 10 people contacting mods about an issue, they will get pissed off. That is why contacting mods is restricted to officers.

Phantom may get pissed at times (as do I, though granted less often), but he still does his job. That is why he's second-in-command. He didn't get appointed second-in-command for no reason...he is here because he does the job and does it well. You trying to supercede him is not only implying that he cannot do his job, but also insulting my judgement. You frankly pissed me off enough last night, and I didn't need to see this once I woke up.

I don't meant to be blunt, but I've had conversations like this since the Barracks started. I would apprecaite cooperation from everyone to ignore spammers and allow the officers to quietly do their job. Phantom did not tell you he contacted a mod at first because that is what we want: no acknowledgement of the spammer at all. Even talking about spammer as opposed to "to" them simply fuels the fire. Your Barracks officers have it under control, so please trust we will do our job. Phantom may get hot-headed, but that does not prevent him for being effective as second-in-command. Thanks.

At 12/17/06 08:56 AM, Imacow wrote: Hey guys guess what!

I didn't get a Wii...

Tough break. On release day, I got up nice and early to get to the Target near me because we knew they were getting 110 units. However, we only managed to get there about 30 minutes early, and there was about 130 people on line. We had two choices: go to New York, where there were at least 10,000 Wiis in Times Square alone (between the NIntendo World store and Toys 'R' Us), or head to a Toys 'R' Us in the area. On a lark, we went to the local store, figuring we'd still have time to go to New York and this was easier. Lo and behold, there was about 45 people on line for 85 Wiis. Of course, the store opened 3 hours after Target, so we were stuck on line for a good 3 hours, but I got my Wii. Tough break...hopefully you'll get one soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 13:06:14


Sorry about Yesterday, Sir EagleRock. It was my first experience with a Spammer during the my time in the Elite Guard Barracks. I tell you this will not happen again. I hope you accept my apologies, Sir EagleRock.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 13:10:23


At 12/17/06 01:06 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Sorry about Yesterday, Sir EagleRock. It was my first experience with a Spammer during the my time in the Elite Guard Barracks. I tell you this will not happen again. I hope you accept my apologies, Sir EagleRock.

I will respond for Eagle, because he is practicing for a concert right now. I'm sure he forgives you, because here in the Barracks, we believe in second chances. However, I know you have been told this a lot before DreamOfDuke, but sometimes, you just need to shut the hell up. I don't mean to be a bitch about this, but you only fueled Phantom's anger, but since the spammer is old news. All is forgiven.
:)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 13:10:29


Wow, a lot of spammer talk circulating through here. I'm glad it's being taken care of. Anyway, the Portal has been fairly active since I logged on. Over 30 submissions were under judgement which is what I like to see. I won't be getting much more points today since I'm leaving in about an hour.

About spammers, the Barracks are always going to have to deal with spammers like the one today. They most likely just want the attention, or they could be jealous they don't reach the rquirements of a place like this. My advice is to just pretend they don't exist and move on with the conversations you were all having earlier. Unless it's your job to tell them off, there is no need. Just leave them alone. The more attention they are getting, the more spammy posts will be brought into the Barracks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 13:27:35


At 12/17/06 01:10 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:
I will respond for Eagle, because he is practicing for a concert right now. I'm sure he forgives you, because here in the Barracks, we believe in second chances. However, I know you have been told this a lot before DreamOfDuke, but sometimes, you just need to shut the hell up. I don't mean to be a bitch about this, but you only fueled Phantom's anger, but since the spammer is old news. All is forgiven.
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I didn't respond to Spammer. Technically, I didn't. And, how did I fuel Phantom's anger? I'm only apologizing for the remarks I made. But if you say I responded to the spammer. Responded I did.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 13:37:13


At 12/17/06 01:27 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I didn't respond to Spammer. Technically, I didn't. And, how did I fuel Phantom's anger? I'm only apologizing for the remarks I made. But if you say I responded to the spammer. Responded I did.

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Technically you didn't, but you need to realize that even acknowledging them fuels the fire. Don't talk about them, don't talk to them. I don't like talking to them myself. If you need to make sure an officer is taking care of it, IM us or PM us. Most likely we aleady notified a moderator.

So, in the future, just pretend they're not there. Got it?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 13:40:59


At 12/17/06 01:37 PM, EagleRock wrote:

*Salutes*
Technically you didn't, but you need to realize that even acknowledging them fuels the fire. Don't talk about them, don't talk to them. I don't like talking to them myself. If you need to make sure an officer is taking care of it, IM us or PM us. Most likely we aleady notified a moderator.

So, in the future, just pretend they're not there. Got it?

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So does this mean apologies are accepted? Or are you still upset about it?
(It looks like I'm the only one asking for apologies...)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 14:14:40


It is GETTING sick. Whenever I do something, Eagle posts a SUPER long post s about how I should not have done what I did and critizes me for the whole posts. I am sick and tired of him critizing me no matter what I do. I do not bother arguing more, Eagle, because I am tired of being critized by you. Now let me tell you what happened tonight: A spammer came to spam, Phantom got angry and reponsed to the spammer MULTIPLE times before contacting the mod along with PenguinLink. Like Phantom said, he was not in a good mood last night and drunk. So I was very concerned that he might be fuel the conflict. Because of that, I contacted the mod with the intention of ending the potential conflict. Later, Phantom said in a post (it is on this page. read it, Eagle.) that he should not warned the spammer before contacting the mod. By that, he meant that he contacted the mod too late. I know that only an officer can contact the mods, but I was just trying to help out. After the spammer was shut down, Phantom said that the issue was over. Oh, he also told me that I could contact Enoll next time when it happened. Eagle, why did you still critizing me KNOWING that (a) I was just trying to help out because Phantom was drunk and (b) the problem was SOLVED already? In your eyes, I am a trouble maker who cannot do anything right, is that what you think of me? I am so sick and tired of being critized all the time even when I was trying to help Phantom out. Eagle, I still support you as our leader, but you critized me AGAIN in the previous post which is not fair in my opinion.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 15:01:39


At 12/17/06 02:14 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: It is GETTING sick. Whenever I do something, Eagle posts a SUPER long post s about how I should not have done what I did and critizes me for the whole posts.

How do you like this tip, don't "do something" and he won't be angry with you. I feel like explaining a child why people yell at you for poking them all the time...

I am sick and tired of him critizing me no matter what I do. I do not bother arguing more, Eagle, because I am tired of being critized by you.

Hey, look at this news flash man, the door works both ways, in. And out. If you want I can hold i t open for you to find you way.

Now let me tell you what happened tonight: A spammer came to spam, Phantom got angry and reponsed to the spammer MULTIPLE times before contacting the mod along with PenguinLink.

I'm always angry, people seem to adjust eventually, just stay out of the way when I am. Besides, I contacted the mod ASAP, the time it took him to take action is a different matter.

Like Phantom said, he was not in a good mood last night and drunk.

HEY NOW! I would like to clearly state I got drunk after the incident. Drinking makes me happy, so how could I possibly be angry and drunk all together. Also, never, ever just assume something about me, you had, have and will never have the right to assume what I do, when I do it, and if my judgment is harmed by it.

So I was very concerned that he might be fuel the conflict. Because of that, I contacted the mod with the intention of ending the potential conflict

If a guy on the street is out of gas do you just give him some of yours, because he needs gas? No! Because it's not your fucking problem and not your bloody job. Same applies perfectly here.

Later, Phantom said in a post (it is on this page. read it, Eagle.) that he should not warned the spammer before contacting the mod.

Yes, I mistook him for human, rather than a shit Popsicle... But if you choose to hold that against me, trust me when I say we have book full of things to hold against you.

By that, he meant that he contacted the mod too late

No....I meant I should have never given him a chance to learn about the BBS and just should have had his ass dismantled.

I know that only an officer can contact the mods, but I was just trying to help out.

Don’t, not your job, don't go to a restaurant and wait on tables because the waiter is late...

After the spammer was shut down, Phantom said that the issue was over. Oh, he also told me that I could contact Enoll next time when it happened.

Again, no! I was recommending Enoll as one of the few that don't hate our guts...

Eagle, why did you still critizing me KNOWING that (a) I was just trying to help out because Phantom was drunk and

FUCKING HELLO!!! How fucking dare you assume when I was drunk and how much, that is the rudest thing I have ever heard. How would you like it if I said you were a bastard lying son of an Asian masuse. Sucks doesn't it? And all because you did something at a whole different time frame ( hot & charming ). Well then, don't do the same to me if you don't like it on yourslef.

(b) the problem was SOLVED already? In your eyes, I am a trouble maker who cannot do anything right, is that what you think of me?

Close enough, he'll answer you that...

I am so sick and tired of being critized all the time even when I was trying to help Phantom out. Eagle, I still support you as our leader, but you critized me AGAIN in the previous post which is not fair in my opinion.

Hey guess what? The entry door, it can also be used as an easy exit. If you hate it so much, take a walk...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 15:21:57


To PeguinLink:

I wasn't talking to you, I clearly was talking to DoD after my first few sentances. :)

To DreamofDuke:

SHUT THE HELL UP! I have waited by the sidelines for quite a while, watching yourself make yourself look like a bigger moron. I honestly, do not beleive you go to Duke, because if you did, then you would be smart enough to know when it is time to shut the fuck up, and listen. You have no reguard for authority, and if you want to stop being put down, then do something to make people put you up! All you have done in your time here is lie, piss everyone off, and embarass the Elite Guard Barracks.

I honestly, hope you leave the Barracks, and never return again. I am sick of you making the Barracks look like a foolhouse. Like Phantom has stated, you can leave, because honestly, nobody wants you here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 15:23:21


To end this argument, long story short, if you think a crappy flash made you laugh or is worthy of getting in, vote a two. If a flash that gets mass voted is in the portal, blam it if you want to set an example for other people to try to overthrow the mass voters. OR just vote a two, lower the score of the flash and get a protection instead of losing the protection point, but at the same time, turning your back on the Barracks.

L Alright, not long story short, but, straight to the point.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 16:54:16


Okay, listen. I don't have time to deal with this, but I'm getting tired of this arguing. Please just DROP IT...I will respond to your posts when I have the proper time, but in the mean time, NO ARGUING.

I have a few comments to make, but I can't do them now. I'll post tonight after my Christmas concert when I actually get the time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 16:57:58


On a different note, does this flash make a ringing sound when opened? It happened to me and I thought I was getting hacked or something. I just closed the window and the ringing stopped. So, can someone check it out if it does the same thing? I didn't check to see the movie


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 17:11:04


At 12/17/06 03:21 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:

Your BBS sign says that you have been a member here since page 187. Guess what? I have been here since page 6. (you can check if you don't believe me) Thus, there is NO WAY that I am going to leave after staying for over 600 pages. Didn't you hear it? I am NOT going to leave and you cannot force me. Also, I do not care if you believe me or not about if I go to Duke, because what you believe does not change the fact. Like I said several months ago, the hot-and-charming incident was just a joke. If you use it to put me down, it is YOUR problem. Yea, I do not have a good reputation, so what? Neither did you when you just came here. There is no rule saying that a person with bad reputations cannot try to help our officers. Since Phantom insisted that he did not need my help, and now everyone is dropping the bomb on me for trying to help Phantom out, I will stay away from such issues so that you will have no excuse to bomb me again. Happy now?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 17:55:01


It's funny how a stupid spammer caused all this arguing. This was exactly what that fool wanted. And look, it happened.

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At 12/17/06 05:55 PM, PenguinLink wrote: It's funny how a stupid spammer caused all this arguing. This was exactly what that fool wanted. And look, it happened.

What can I do? Everyone is bombing on me? Dude, you have a clear point there, I certainly now what you are saying. But I am not a person who can suck it up when people bomb me. But I guess that the arguement will never end as long as I still have things to say. Ok then, I will keep quiet and hopefully, the arguement ends right here. *DoD stabs the wilmote at himself and commits suicide and all the haters dance with joy.* (not really. :P)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 20:15:56


Whistle this for being unsuitable: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/354732. How can a blowjob be appropriate for all audience?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 20:34:18


At 12/17/06 08:15 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Whistle this for being unsuitable: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/354732. How can a blowjob be appropriate for all audience?

Oh man i missed it. I didnt go to check the barracks for new posts because it still said you were the last to post. I didnt know you double-posted. Oh well, The portal is moving at a steady pace, Im sure something else will pop up sooner or later.

Say does anyonew know (I know you will) when the next update is coming for the gain thingo. Im not sure what its called precisely but you guys know what I mean.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 20:56:46


At 12/17/06 08:34 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Say does anyonew know (I know you will) when the next update is coming for the gain thingo. Im not sure what its called precisely but you guys know what I mean.

The b/p 51+ is updated every Saturday evening by Afro-Underscore. Unfortunately, the list only includes top 300 b/p user so you will not see your name there very soon. Just keep on working hard on b/p, you will make it one day. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 21:00:26


Sorry guys for not posting throughout the day. I have been busy working on my Christmas submission. Unfortunately, I still got a ways to go so I'll check back on you guys later.

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The b/p 51+ is updated every Saturday evening by Afro-Underscore. Unfortunately, the list only includes top 300 b/p user so you will not see your name there very soon. Just keep on working hard on b/p, you will make it one day. :)

No but isnt there a list of the active users in the Elite guard barracks and there gains since the last time or something? Ive been on the list before but it said new for two of the parts and my total b/p or the other one. Do you know what that is?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 21:06:22


At 12/17/06 09:02 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
The b/p 51+ is updated every Saturday evening by Afro-Underscore. Unfortunately, the list only includes top 300 b/p user so you will not see your name there very soon. Just keep on working hard on b/p, you will make it one day. :)
No but isnt there a list of the active users in the Elite guard barracks and there gains since the last time or something? Ive been on the list before but it said new for two of the parts and my total b/p or the other one. Do you know what that is?

Ah I found it, its THIS! Do you know when the next one will be posted?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-17 21:15:46


At 12/17/06 08:34 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 12/17/06 08:15 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Whistle this for being unsuitable: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/354732. How can a blowjob be appropriate for all audience?

Yeah, I spotted that one. If the unsuitable wasn't bad enough it was almost certainly stolen as well (I never trust a comment saying 'my friend let me post this').

Oh man i missed it. I didnt go to check the barracks for new posts because it still said you were the last to post. I didnt know you double-posted. Oh well, The portal is moving at a steady pace, Im sure something else will pop up sooner or later.

It has been moving well all day which is great. I should have 200 points by the end of tonight since the last update in the top 300 thread yesterday evening.

Say does anyonew know (I know you will) when the next update is coming for the gain thingo. Im not sure what its called precisely but you guys know what I mean.

It will be posted when Major-Punk has time to post it. It isn't a regular thing, but rather something Major-Punk does once whenever he has the chance. I'm sure there will be another update soon.


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