At 12/12/06 10:37 PM, EagleRock wrote: Okay, that's it. Your trigger-fingers are obviously way too itchy...

*Takes out the entire horde of Wiimotes and throws it at everyone*

WIIMOTE FIGHT!!!

*Leans against wall and taps foot while looking at watch until Sunday*

At 12/12/06 10:42 PM, Imacow wrote:

At 12/12/06 10:37 PM, EagleRock wrote: Okay, that's it. Your trigger-fingers are obviously way too itchy...

*Takes out the entire horde of Wiimotes and throws it at everyone*

WIIMOTE FIGHT!!!

*Leans against wall and taps foot while looking at watch until Sunday*

ZOMG, didn't you see that? The Wiimote that I just threw blew Washu's head. Fucking awesome shot, DAMN!!!! There are corpses everywhere in the battle field. Imacow, eat my Wiimotes!!!! >:)

At 12/12/06 09:20 PM, EagleRock wrote::

Due to the ongoing Wiimote casualties, I have made an executive decision. Effective IMMEDIATELY, Wiimotes are no longer to be used by Barracks Members with the exception of all Elite Guard Generals and Barracks Officers. The Wiimote, while ultimately a powerful weapon against...well...anything, is DEADLY in the wrong hands.

No problem for me then since I am the portal violations officer. But I still perfer using Baseball bats and frying pans over that.

in other news my network is getting worse I guess that is what happens when you use you computer to download Ranma seasons so much. But other then that my day has been ok back to abuse thread for me.

Ps nice to see you around here more Eaglerock and make sure you keep your soulmate happy.

At 12/12/06 10:28 PM, EagleRock wrote: As far as keeping Wiimotes in action, use them on the Portal. They'll help. A LOT.

I can't wait until the Wii browser comes out. I will be able to B/P on my Wii. I will make noises reguarding what I vote. It shall be fun and sexy. Once I do it, I'll make a video and show it you guys.

As for me entering the Christmas contest, I most likely will. I can see a Slash Returns: Santa episode comming on.

All this Wii talk is making my nuts shrivel... I think I'll....

*Phantom is the only one who begins to jump on and stomp his Wiimote, slowly breaking the shit out of it while mumbling in gibberish like talk : "This is for slipping out of my hand like a bubbling bullet..." *

Finally, there are a few crappy entries in the portal, eat my 9.33 VP with looming "0" cannon bullets. Die, craps, die!!!! Muhahahahaha!!!

At 12/12/06 10:28 PM, EagleRock wrote: *passes out PS3 controllers to the Barracks members*

This shiny banana tastes bad. :C

At 12/12/06 11:21 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Finally, there are a few crappy entries in the portal, eat my 9.33 VP with looming "0" cannon bullets. Die, craps, die!!!! Muhahahahaha!!!

Whoa, careful where you aim that thing.

At 12/12/06 11:21 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Finally, there are a few crappy entries in the portal, eat my 9.33 VP with looming "0" cannon bullets. Die, craps, die!!!! Muhahahahaha!!!

I see you are having fun getting those Blam points but I don't see too many of those like I used to. Now everything I see is mostly a protect point My B/P ratio is really messed up thanks to the redesign of the NG Flash portal. By the time I get 15000 Blams I will have more the 10000 protects. Oh well I guess that is what happens when you are not in the portal 24/7

At 12/12/06 11:08 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

\: : Ps nice to see you around here more Eaglerock and make sure you keep your soulmate happy.

It's fun to be around here, but I keep my life in balance. Of course, this means no more 100+ B/P days.

At 12/12/06 11:20 PM, Phantom wrote: All this Wii talk is making my nuts shrivel... I think I'll....

*Phantom is the only one who begins to jump on and stomp his Wiimote, slowly breaking the shit out of it while mumbling in gibberish like talk : "This is for slipping out of my hand like a bubbling bullet..." *

Oh, don't be silly. Wiimotes are indestructible. Nice try, buddy.

At 12/12/06 11:36 PM, EagleRock wrote: Oh, don't be silly. Wiimotes are indestructible. Nice try, buddy.

Indestructible Wiimote slips from below Phantom's boot and shoots right into Eagle's eye, who proceeds running in circles speaking in tongues and clutching his eye as blood spewed out of it as Phantom calmly watches with a restrained smile.

"So much for having Eagle eyes eh?"
*Every one laughs at Eagle who now manages to remove the blood stained Wiimote and enters a Seizure*

At 12/12/06 11:47 PM, Phantom wrote: Indestructible Wiimote slips from below Phantom's boot and shoots right into Eagle's eye, who proceeds running in circles speaking in tongues and clutching his eye as blood spewed out of it as Phantom calmly watches with a restrained smile.

"So much for having Eagle eyes eh?"
*Every one laughs at Eagle who now manages to remove the blood stained Wiimote and enters a Seizure*

*Breaks Eagle's rule about Wii remotes*

You will pay for harming this upstanding member of the Newgrounds community! I'll send Afro_Stud on you, who will continue to dis you for being a blam whore!

Stop the violence!

*Grabs Wiimote and stabs himself in the honor of the Samurai* *Everyone mourns the death of a fellow companion* (Not really...)

At 12/12/06 11:47 PM, Phantom wrote: "So much for having Eagle eyes eh?"

*EagleRock groans at such a pun*

*Every one laughs at Eagle who now manages to remove the blood stained Wiimote and enters a Seizure*

*EagleRock uses magic to fix his eye and point at Phantom and laugh.*

At 12/12/06 11:57 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: You will pay for harming this upstanding member of the Newgrounds community! I'll send Afro_Stud on you, who will continue to dis you for being a blam whore!

That even gives ME shivers...and I'm the one he's defending!

At 12/13/06 12:04 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Stop the violence!

*Grabs Wiimote and stabs himself in the honor of the Samurai* *Everyone mourns the death of a fellow companion* (Not really...)

As EagleRock retires to the Barracks sleeping quarters, he looks at PenguinLink holding a PS3 remote and says, "Stop pretending! Now get up and get on that Portal!"

*EagleRock retires to bed as the several beers he's had has gotten to him and made him sleepy.*

*EagleRock falls asleep with Wiimote firmly in hand...waiting the next victim.*

At 12/13/06 12:12 AM, EagleRock wrote: *EagleRock falls asleep with Wiimote firmly in hand...waiting the next victim.*

*Little does anyone know, Socially-Failed wishes to kill EagleRock, for just the pure pleasure of stealing his B/P points. Socially-Failed picks up the blood-soaked Wiimote that Phantom used earlier, and stabs EagleRock to the point of no return. Socially-Failed then plays with the organs of EagleRock, steals his B/P points, and sets it up to frame Phantom of the crime*

At 12/13/06 12:12 AM, EagleRock wrote: *EagleRock groans at such a pun*

That alone was worth the entire joke and everything in consequent. But really guys, the Wii fad has hogged our pages for long enough now, it's beginning to come off as spammy, and really off topic. How about a little well put conversation of our more original goals.

At 12/13/06 12:29 AM, Phantom wrote: That alone was worth the entire joke and everything in consequent. But really guys, the Wii fad has hogged our pages for long enough now, it's beginning to come off as spammy, and really off topic. How about a little well put conversation of our more original goals.

Awww, but I had such a good plot going. You're right though. Just so you all know, I B/P'd today for the first time in like a month, so expect me to hit my next rank in about 8 months at this rate.

Also, does anybody have any ideas for a program that I could make to better suite the Barracks?

At 12/12/06 11:31 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 12/12/06 11:21 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Finally, there are a few crappy entries in the portal, eat my 9.33 VP with looming "0" cannon bullets. Die, craps, die!!!! Muhahahahaha!!!

I see you are having fun getting those Blam points but I don't see too many of those like I used to. Now everything I see is mostly a protect point My B/P ratio is really messed up thanks to the redesign of the NG Flash portal. By the time I get 15000 Blams I will have more the 10000 protects. Oh well I guess that is what happens when you are not in the portal 24/7

Well...I wonder where those teenagers who love to submit craps gone? But as for me, I prefer protection points than blam points mainly because of my light aura. With so many quality entries coming up in the future with an improved portal, I will be likely to get even on my b/p before entering to the 15000 maker.

At 12/13/06 12:40 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:

At 12/12/06 11:31 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 12/12/06 11:21 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Finally, there are a few crappy entries in the portal, eat my 9.33 VP with looming "0" cannon bullets. Die, craps, die!!!! Muhahahahaha!!!

I see you are having fun getting those Blam points but I don't see too many of those like I used to. Now everything I see is mostly a protect point My B/P ratio is really messed up thanks to the redesign of the NG Flash portal. By the time I get 15000 Blams I will have more the 10000 protects. Oh well I guess that is what happens when you are not in the portal 24/7

Well...I wonder where those teenagers who love to submit craps gone? But as for me, I prefer protection points than blam points mainly because of my light aura. With so many quality entries coming up in the future with an improved portal, I will be likely to get even on my b/p before entering to the 15000 maker.

I doubt this hppens but I bet my Saves hit 15000 way before my Blams do the way the portal has been going. I haven't seen a steady stream of Blam points for weeks it has been protect point central. Don't get me wrong I like seeing more flash get protected but still I wish something would happen to so the blams would come faster as well. Maybe someone will start making those Funny secret eposides again.

At 12/13/06 12:50 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I doubt this hppens but I bet my Saves hit 15000 way before my Blams do the way the portal has been going. I haven't seen a steady stream of Blam points for weeks it has been protect point central. Don't get me wrong I like seeing more flash get protected but still I wish something would happen to so the blams would come faster as well. Maybe someone will start making those Funny secret eposides again.

you're telling me, this account nearly has double the amount of protects to blams :0 (soon enough)

you just gotta refresh the portal a lot faster and a lot more consistantly to get any blam points now-a-days >_<

Yes, I have also noticed the scarcity of blam points these days, it seems that I have been getting way more protect points(which is good...I guess)

At 12/13/06 12:20 AM, Socially-Failed wrote:

At 12/13/06 12:12 AM, EagleRock wrote: *EagleRock falls asleep with Wiimote firmly in hand...waiting the next victim.*

*Little does anyone know, Socially-Failed wishes to kill EagleRock, for just the pure pleasure of stealing his B/P points. Socially-Failed picks up the blood-soaked Wiimote that Phantom used earlier, and stabs EagleRock to the point of no return. Socially-Failed then plays with the organs of EagleRock, steals his B/P points, and sets it up to frame Phantom of the crime*

*EagleRock uses his epic powers to foil Socially-Failed's crime. Notedly, he reads the BBS forum where Socially Failed wrote his inner monologue, which allowed him to be aware of the attempted crime before it occured. Just before Socially-Failed tried to stab EagleRock, he pointed at Socially-Failed and said, "HA!" This scared Socially-Failed so much that the Staff Sergeant promptly ran away in fear back to his bunk in the Barracks.*

*EagleRock then took the blood-stained Wiimote that Socially-Failed tried to use, and played Wii Bowling. He bowled a 254 with it.*

Original flash.

Not so original flash...

Credits to dave.

I've also noticed the lack of blams.
I used to have about a 2.2 ratio but now its gone down to about 1.5.
I'm not complaining but blams seemed easier.

Just reporting that I have been going around the BBS and have seriously gotten addicted to it

At 12/13/06 11:56 AM, Phantom wrote: Original flash.

Not so original flash...

Flagged.

Credits to dave.

Tell Dave it was a good find.

At 12/13/06 10:39 AM, EagleRock wrote: *EagleRock then took the blood-stained Wiimote that Socially-Failed tried to use, and played Wii Bowling. He bowled a 254 with it.*

Man, that bowling game for the Wii sounds like fun. Too bad I'm not getting the Wii. :(

At 12/13/06 02:10 PM, Seamonky wrote:

At 12/13/06 10:39 AM, EagleRock wrote: *EagleRock then took the blood-stained Wiimote that Socially-Failed tried to use, and played Wii Bowling. He bowled a 254 with it.*

Man, that bowling game for the Wii sounds like fun. Too bad I'm not getting the Wii. :(

I thought that Wii tenis looked cool. Wii boxing looks prettty dumb to me. It looks like you swing around the nunchuck and the Wii-mote rapidly to play.

At 12/13/06 10:39 AM, EagleRock wrote: *EagleRock uses his epic powers to foil Socially-Failed's crime. Notedly, he reads the BBS forum where Socially Failed wrote his inner monologue, which allowed him to be aware of the attempted crime before it occured. Just before Socially-Failed tried to stab EagleRock, he pointed at Socially-Failed and said, "HA!" This scared Socially-Failed so much that the Staff Sergeant promptly ran away in fear back to his bunk in the Barracks.*

Damn, you EagleRock.

As for the lack of Blams, as much as I like Blam points, this just means the people of Newgrounds are improving, allowing us to maybe one day have far more Protections than Blams.

At 12/13/06 03:53 PM, Imacow wrote:

It looks like you swing around the nunchuck and the Wii-mote rapidly to play.

Just wondering, but do they have any grip features for the Wiimote so that when your swinging it around, it doesn't slip out of your hand and hit the T.V. or something?

At 12/13/06 12:50 AM, LittleWashu wrote: I doubt this hppens but I bet my Saves hit 15000 way before my Blams do the way the portal has been going. I haven't seen a steady stream of Blam points for weeks it has been protect point central. Don't get me wrong I like seeing more flash get protected but still I wish something would happen to so the blams would come faster as well. Maybe someone will start making those Funny secret eposides again.

You never know. Guess what? I still think that I can get 15000 protection points before getting 15000 blam points. Right on, there are 19 UJ entries and I only voted "blam" ONCE, that is how high the portal quality is right now.