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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 17:46:35


At 12/11/06 07:24 PM, PenguinLink wrote: You can hear it all day here...

Yeah, I could, but it doesn't give me that same satifactory feeling, when you actually whistle a flash.

At 12/11/06 10:56 PM, EagleRock wrote: Incidentally, does anyone remember the DEFCON?

Who doesn't? :D


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 17:49:51


Surprisingly the portal is pretty busy right now, sense it was sort of slow yesterday...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 17:59:07


At 12/12/06 11:51 AM, Odyssic wrote: The portal is busy today and it looks like the SunShine Crew are back.

I remember I was one of the last memeber of the Sunshine Crew back then. I gave up because weird shit started to go on and I didn't wanna get involved in it. :/

Incidentally, does anyone remember the DEFCON?

WTF is DEFCON... lol!

Surprisingly the portal is pretty busy right now, sense it was sort of slow yesterday...

The portal was so slow yesterday that I took a 3 hour nap.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 18:34:54


At 12/12/06 05:59 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 12/12/06 11:51 AM, Odyssic wrote: The portal is busy today and it looks like the SunShine Crew are back.
I remember I was one of the last memeber of the Sunshine Crew back then. I gave up because weird shit started to go on and I didn't wanna get involved in it. :/

Everyone! He used to be a member of the Sunshine Crew! Attack!!!!!!!

*Penguinlink starts throwing Wii remotes* *One accidently hits Phantom and Penguinlink runs away*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 18:39:51


At 12/12/06 06:34 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Penguinlink starts throwing Wii remotes* *One accidently hits Phantom and Penguinlink runs away*

*Socially-Failed uses his penis to block it from hitting Seamonkey*

You mess with the Seamonkey, you get the seman.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 18:44:11


At 12/12/06 06:39 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: *Socially-Failed uses his penis to block it from hitting Seamonkey*

He couldn't effect me either. My profile was sexier then his. ;)

You mess with the Seamonkey, you get the seman.

Seamonky!!! Smanky!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 18:55:21


At 12/12/06 06:44 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 12/12/06 06:39 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: *Socially-Failed uses his penis to block it from hitting Seamonkey*
He couldn't effect me either. My profile was sexier then his. ;)

Oh yeah? Well I signed up one day before you! How do you like that, Semenmonkey!

(pwn)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 19:05:36


What the heck is going on in here you guess have a war while I am not around for shame! as for me won't be as active as I was in the past my network is starting to act up so I have to use a weaker one and it doesn't stay active all that long. Oh well as long as I can deposit flag and B/P I don't care all that much. As for Slash last I heard he wasn't coming back until the new layout comes in. When he does come back someone remind me to hit him on the head with my diamond Baseball bat please?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 19:21:52


At 12/12/06 07:05 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What the heck is going on in here you guess have a war while I am not around for shame! as for me won't be as active as I was in the past my network is starting to act up so I have to use a weaker one and it doesn't stay active all that long. Oh well as long as I can deposit flag and B/P I don't care all that much. As for Slash last I heard he wasn't coming back until the new layout comes in. When he does come back someone remind me to hit him on the head with my diamond Baseball bat please?

* Stops throwing Wii remotes* Sorry, Miss LittleWashu. Oh, I thought you used pans, not baseball bats. Maybe you want more powerful weapons now? Oh dear God, I hope I don't get hit by any of those two objects by you in the near future...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 19:24:26


At 12/12/06 06:55 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Oh yeah? Well I signed up one day before you! How do you like that, Semenmonkey!

Yet you didn't have the time and effort to deposit you Experience points. :/

Happyfeet. Hahaha!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 19:35:25


At 12/12/06 07:24 PM, Seamonky wrote:

Yet you didn't have the time and effort to deposit you Experience points. :/

Happyfeet. Hahaha!

Happyfeet? Oh please!

*Rushes to a nearest theater to watch Happyfeet with his little brother*

(DBZ fanboys... They never learn... :/)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 19:45:55


At 12/12/06 07:39 PM, Albert-Ice wrote:
At 12/12/06 07:05 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
As for Slash last I heard he wasn't coming back until the new layout comes in. When he does come back someone remind me to hit him on the head with my diamond Baseball bat please?

Wait, isn't the new layout comming in a long time? That makes me sad )': ....

LilJim said don't expect it until the new year. My bet is in mid January.

Any takers?

Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 19:54:07


At 12/12/06 07:35 PM, PenguinLink wrote: (DBZ fanboys... They never learn... :/)

Do I smell hate? My Pic looks dead sexy!

Any takers?

With the way things seem to be going so far, feburary.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 20:18:22


At 12/12/06 07:45 PM, Hemlok wrote: Any takers?

Fuck that, Christmas.

Anyways, LittleWashu, I need your help to stop the renegade Wii remotes from damaging the internal ware of Newgrounds, and I don't want to be blammed for breaking the BBS. Besides, if Slash doesn't come back soon, I will make a Slash Returns SE about him.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 20:52:31


Socially-Failed, are you entering the Christmas contest?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 21:20:04


At 12/12/06 06:34 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Penguinlink starts throwing Wii remotes* *One accidently hits Phantom and Penguinlink runs away*
At 12/12/06 08:18 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Anyways, LittleWashu, I need your help to stop the renegade Wii remotes from damaging the internal ware of Newgrounds, and I don't want to be blammed for breaking the BBS. Besides, if Slash doesn't come back soon, I will make a Slash Returns SE about him.

OFFICIAL ANNOUCEMENT:

Due to the ongoing Wiimote casualties, I have made an executive decision. Effective IMMEDIATELY, Wiimotes are no longer to be used by Barracks Members with the exception of all Elite Guard Generals and Barracks Officers. The Wiimote, while ultimately a powerful weapon against...well...anything, is DEADLY in the wrong hands.

I hope the Barracks members understand my decision and that we can cooperate for a safer Newgrounds

*clutches his Wiimote and ducks in fear*

Anyway, the Sunshine Crew still is around, eh? Well, I think we're due for a...

DEFCON Update:

The Portal is rather active, with many threats of malicious or mass-voted flash. However, I am keeping the DEFCON at DEFCON 3 for the time being. If more malicous flash come around, however, the DEFCON might be raised.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 21:23:47


At 12/12/06 09:20 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 12/12/06 06:34 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

OFFICIAL ANNOUCEMENT:

Due to the ongoing Wiimote casualties, I have made an executive decision. Effective IMMEDIATELY, Wiimotes are no longer to be used by Barracks Members with the exception of all Elite Guard Generals and Barracks Officers. The Wiimote, while ultimately a powerful weapon against...well...anything, is DEADLY in the wrong hands.

I hope the Barracks members understand my decision and that we can cooperate for a safer Newgrounds

*clutches his Wiimote and ducks in fear*

Anyway, the Sunshine Crew still is around, eh? Well, I think we're due for a...

Sir! Yes Sir! No more Wii remotes will be used for weapons! *Salutes* Throws his Wii remote at a nearby lake. Stares at it for 5 seconds, then dashes after it to get it*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 21:31:43


At 12/12/06 09:23 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Sir! Yes Sir! No more Wii remotes will be used for weapons! *Salutes* Throws his Wii remote at a nearby lake. Stares at it for 5 seconds, then dashes after it to get it*

I can see Wii have a problem on our hands...

I'm going to make myself dinner...I'll be back. In the meantime, try not to blow up the Barracks with your Wiimotes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 21:38:39


No more wii-motes

Im gonna try to get one next sunday. Hopfully we can get to gamestop before everyone else.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 21:40:49


At 12/12/06 09:38 PM, Imacow wrote:

Im gonna try to get one next sunday. Hopfully we can get to gamestop before everyone else.

If you do, be sure not to bring your Wiimote to the barracks. We don't want another war going on here... Right Sir, EagleRock? *Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 21:44:13


At 12/12/06 09:38 PM, Imacow wrote:
No more wii-motes
Im gonna try to get one next sunday. Hopfully we can get to gamestop before everyone else.

I'm not sure where exactly "Cowtopia" is, but if it's anywhere near Northeastern US, there is a HUGE amount of shipments coming in for Wiis and PS3's. Your luck should improve this weekend.

At 12/12/06 09:40 PM, PenguinLink wrote: If you do, be sure not to bring your Wiimote to the barracks. We don't want another war going on here... Right Sir, EagleRock? *Salutes*

Damn straight. Unless you're an Elite Guard General or higher (or a Barracks Officer) NO Wiimotes allowed. I don't need a hole in the wall of my Chief's Quarters just because an Elite Guard misfired his Wiimote...

Also, funny (and strangely addicting to refresh) link: www.nexgenwars.com


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 21:53:44


At 12/12/06 09:44 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 12/12/06 09:38 PM, Imacow wrote:
I'm not sure where exactly "Cowtopia" is, but if it's anywhere near Northeastern US, there is a HUGE amount of shipments coming in for Wiis and PS3's. Your luck should improve this weekend.

Yea It would happen to be in the northeast. Whats also good for me is that there is a Gamestop, BestBuy and Target all in the same general area.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 22:03:15


At 12/12/06 09:53 PM, Imacow wrote:
At 12/12/06 09:44 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 12/12/06 09:38 PM, Imacow wrote:
I'm not sure where exactly "Cowtopia" is, but if it's anywhere near Northeastern US, there is a HUGE amount of shipments coming in for Wiis and PS3's. Your luck should improve this weekend.
Yea It would happen to be in the northeast. Whats also good for me is that there is a Gamestop, BestBuy and Target all in the same general area.

Good luck in finding a Wii, Imacow. Meanwhile, I will miss the joy of flinging Wiimotes around. Darn rules...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 22:23:07


At 12/12/06 09:20 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 12/12/06 06:34 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
Due to the ongoing Wiimote casualties, I have made an executive decision. Effective IMMEDIATELY, Wiimotes are no longer to be used by Barracks Members with the exception of all Elite Guard Generals and Barracks Officers. The Wiimote, while ultimately a powerful weapon against...well...anything, is DEADLY in the wrong hands.

Well...I am an EGLG, so guess that I can still use Wiimote. :P But it is hard to kill anything with the deadly weapon in nowdays. The quality of the portal has been improved a lot as of late and it is hard to find crappy entries. Eagle, please allow our EG Generals to have some CS experiences and shot at each other for fun since we would be all bored without using the weapon anyway. *fires at Major-Punk*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 22:26:54


At 12/12/06 10:23 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
Well...I am an EGLG, so guess that I can still use Wiimote. :P But it is hard to kill anything with the deadly weapon in nowdays. The quality of the portal has been improved a lot as of late and it is hard to find crappy entries. Eagle, please allow our EG Generals to have some CS experiences and shot at each other for fun since we would be all bored without using the weapon anyway. *fires at Major-Punk*

Yeah, please? Eagle Rock? I really want to use the deadly Wiimote. It's not fair EGLGs get to use it only. *Stares at Dream-of-Duke killing Major-Punk with his Wiimote...*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 22:28:31


At 12/12/06 10:23 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Well...I am an EGLG, so guess that I can still use Wiimote. :P But it is hard to kill anything with the deadly weapon in nowdays. The quality of the portal has been improved a lot as of late and it is hard to find crappy entries. Eagle, please allow our EG Generals to have some CS experiences and shot at each other for fun since we would be all bored without using the weapon anyway. *fires at Major-Punk*

Now wait just a damn minute, Lieutenant General...I will NOT have fellow Barracks members using a deadly weapon against each other...please practice with PS3 controllers, instead.

*passes out PS3 controllers to the Barracks members*

As far as keeping Wiimotes in action, use them on the Portal. They'll help. A LOT.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 22:30:42


At 12/12/06 10:26 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 12/12/06 10:23 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:
Well...I am an EGLG, so guess that I can still use Wiimote. :P But it is hard to kill anything with the deadly weapon in nowdays. The quality of the portal has been improved a lot as of late and it is hard to find crappy entries. Eagle, please allow our EG Generals to have some CS experiences and shot at each other for fun since we would be all bored without using the weapon anyway. *fires at Major-Punk*
Yeah, please? Eagle Rock? I really want to use the deadly Wiimote. It's not fair EGLGs get to use it only. *Stares at Dream-of-Duke killing Major-Punk with his Wiimote...*

Work hard on your b/p then, you are going to have the Wiimote when you rank up to EGBG if you stay alive for that day. PS: look at what is in the sky? Oops, I just threw a Wiimote at you. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 22:32:24


At 12/12/06 10:28 PM, EagleRock wrote: *passes out PS3 controllers to the Barracks members*

As far as keeping Wiimotes in action, use them on the Portal. They'll help. A LOT.

That is ok, it is God mod right now which means that we all have infinative lives. Don't worry, sir, nobody is going to get killed. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 22:32:45


At 12/12/06 10:28 PM, EagleRock wrote:

*passes out PS3 controllers to the Barracks members*

Meh, I guess these will do. There not much fun, but nonetheless...

*Gnaws on the PS3 controller*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-12 22:37:48


Okay, that's it. Your trigger-fingers are obviously way too itchy...

*Takes out the entire horde of Wiimotes and throws it at everyone*

WIIMOTE FIGHT!!!


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