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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-08 16:55:56


At 11/8/06 03:23 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: Wow i just had to blam animations in a row. I voted on a movie and got one of those blam videos. Then the next video i chose i got the same thing. I guess im feeling lucky today. I maybe get one video a week but two in a row is awesome

Just after reading this I got a blam movie myself, making it my second today, not in a row...nice.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 00:32:57


At 11/8/06 04:55 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/8/06 03:23 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: Wow i just had to blam animations in a row. I voted on a movie and got one of those blam videos. Then the next video i chose i got the same thing. I guess im feeling lucky today. I maybe get one video a week but two in a row is awesome
Just after reading this I got a blam movie myself, making it my second today, not in a row...nice.

I haven't got one of those videos in ages. It feels nice to know that you got the final shot at a flash. I wish I could get that feeling more often. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 02:14:55


At 11/8/06 04:55 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/8/06 03:23 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: Wow i just had to blam animations in a row. I voted on a movie and got one of those blam videos. Then the next video i chose i got the same thing. I guess im feeling lucky today. I maybe get one video a week but two in a row is awesome
Just after reading this I got a blam movie myself, making it my second today, not in a row...nice.

what is your record for seeing the blammed movie in a row? Mine is 4 times since the new UJ bar has been put into play. Though I got more saves in a row then blams on clock day sometime back.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 03:24:56


At 11/9/06 02:14 AM, LittleWashu wrote: what is your record for seeing the blammed movie in a row? Mine is 4 times since the new UJ bar has been put into play. Though I got more saves in a row then blams on clock day sometime back.

Mine is two, when I quickly B/P after waking up.

Post surgical pics below, parental supervision advised:
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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 03:59:25


At 11/9/06 03:53 AM, FrankTheHedgehog wrote: Can I flag this? it contains hardcore pornography.

Actually, adult content is considered ok as long as it's part of a game. Unless there are videos including penetration, that is flag worthy. Just genitals isn't enough to flag a submission.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 08:02:56


wtf happened to the portal, it got very active lately only 5 Uj flashes, I want to vote on more Uj flashes but they pass/ or get deleted fast...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 08:58:07


At 11/9/06 06:32 AM, FrankTheHedgehog wrote: Will I get a garbage whistle? Because I don't know you can't flag that.

Not from Silver to Garbage...On the new scale, you might be one more point away from gold, and one point closer to Bronze, but not Garbage.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 09:28:23


At 11/9/06 03:24 AM, Phantom wrote:
Post surgical pics below, parental supervision advised:

It doesn't look like it was that bad, granted, I wasn't the one who had the procedure done, but it still looks better than I thought it would.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 09:53:41


At 11/9/06 09:28 AM, pepeatumi wrote: It doesn't look like it was that bad, granted, I wasn't the one who had the procedure done, but it still looks better than I thought it would.

The camera on my Cell isn't that good, what's there is actually a scar from the surgery and a small scar surrounded by congealed blood from the removed stitches. It's not a big scar, but big for a Cyst removal...Not to mention since the guy went as far as the bone (he said so himself) it does kind of hurt, but what hurts most is not having full use of my hand, not from the stretched skin, but from the now inactive muscles that I could use this time.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 12:19:12


At 11/9/06 03:24 AM, Phantom wrote: Post surgical pics below, parental supervision advised:

Those aren't surgery pics, they're zombie bites >,O

So today is my NG accounts first birthday. I look at my achievements (5500+BP, 110+ Reviews, 2700+ posts, and 2 submissions, with one in collections) and I'm proud of what I've done.

And at the same time ashamed that I'm proud of my internet stats... :(

Congratulate/Console me. >:P

Also, for those who haven't yet seen it, please vote and write a review for "Meep Meep", which is now a part of the Christmas 2006 collection page!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 12:23:17


Congrats Peregrinus! That's pretty much the stats I achieved in a year, except for B/P, which I started doing later. Congrats again!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 12:31:07


At 11/9/06 12:23 PM, Casualty wrote: Congrats again!

Thanks. Really the only thing I would have done better was not miss all those deposits when I first signed up, and when I was away over christmas. That definitely set me back from leveling up by a bit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 12:37:49


At 11/9/06 12:19 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Those aren't surgery pics, they're zombie bites >,O

I thought zombies usually go for the brain...

So today is my NG accounts first birthday. Congratulate/Console me. >:P

I don't remember what I had after 1 year, but today, 2 years, 2 months and 2 days (OMG) after I signed up, I'm quite proud what I've accomplished both socially, and stat wise. Top 50 B/P ranks, 5 K + posts, a few meaningless audio submissions (though I'm glad they're there).

So...one day, when all the real NG veterans die out we shall remain.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 12:41:26


At 11/9/06 12:37 PM, Phantom wrote: I thought zombies usually go for the brain...

I'm assuming you fought back, but were bitten and are now infected...

I'm quite proud what I've accomplished both socially

LOL, social? Newgrounds? Pah!

and stat wise. Top 50 B/P ranks, 5 K + posts, a few meaningless audio submissions (though I'm glad they're there).

Yeah, I have an audio, but I'm not terribly proud of it. Made it in audacity using a 1 second drum sound... D:

So...one day, when all the real NG veterans die out we shall remain.

You think Pimp will sell his account on eBay? Or maybe one of the other elders might?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 12:55:50


At 11/9/06 12:41 PM, Peregrinus wrote: I'm assuming you fought back, but were bitten and are now infected...

ROFL, I'll be just like Blade. "He has all their powers, but he's on our side"

LOL, social? Newgrounds? Pah!

Well, considering my idea of an ideal vacation is a week alone locked up by myself just me and my things (pc included). I'd consider my NG "relationships" the most social among the ones I have, not because I can't, but mostly because I don't want to...>_>

You think Pimp will sell his account on eBay? Or maybe one of the other elders might?

I like NG, I really do, but I'll never pay money for anything on it. The site is great, but I pay my debt with the bloody ads, I'm not buying any accounts...


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 13:06:39


At 11/9/06 12:55 PM, Phantom wrote: ROFL, I'll be just like Blade. "He has all their powers, but he's on our side"

You mean "I have all of their strengths, none of their weaknesses. Except the thirst"

I'd consider my NG "relationships" the most social among the ones I have, not because I can't, but mostly because I don't want to...>_>

I'd agree with that...

You think Pimp will sell his account on eBay? Or maybe one of the other elders might?
I like NG, I really do, but I'll never pay money for anything on it.

Not even to be the top user? :o


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 13:32:22


At 11/9/06 01:06 PM, Peregrinus wrote: You mean "I have all of their strengths, none of their weaknesses. Except the thirst"

I just saw a trailer ages ago. But that does sound right.

Not even to be the top user? :o

Not worth money, not a lot.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 14:59:56


I wouldn't buy the lvl 30 (60 =P) account because:
1. It would probably cost too much because of people bidding
2. You really haven't achieved anything by having it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 15:24:19


where the member list?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 15:35:02


At 11/9/06 03:24 PM, homer8722 wrote: where the member list?

Cave men were 2 million years ago, modern day English no longer includes sentences where everything must be said while scratching your balls. and be polite!, little #@!)%...

And secondly, both Major Punk, and ADT are too lazy to tend to it, and while I could try it, we have way too many un-noticed members that should be included and won't. So I'm not even going to try. I'm not the Records Officer, blame Major.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 15:46:05


At 11/9/06 03:35 PM, Phantom wrote: I'm not the Records Officer, blame Major.

God, you sound like my friend. "Don't ask me, I'm just a private. Ask the fucking Master Corporal..."

Oh, and Major-Punk is the scapegoat for every problem...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 19:17:18


At 11/9/06 12:41 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Yeah, I have an audio, but I'm not terribly proud of it.

At least you have an audio. I don't even have audio-making skills. :(

At 11/9/06 01:06 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Not even to be the top user? :o

Sure, you have a shinier level, but it's not worth it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 20:10:18


Socially-Failed wishes me to inform the EGB that he's still alive, just banned.

I'm still alive too. I got plans for my return. Big plans...but they ain't ready yet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-09 20:26:26


At 11/9/06 08:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Socially-Failed wishes me to inform the EGB that he's still alive, just banned.

I'm still alive too. I got plans for my return. Big plans...but they ain't ready yet.

Big plans? ok. Just good to know that the both of you are still around.

Is it me or is Socially-Failed banned all the time?

My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-10 00:21:47


At 11/9/06 03:46 PM, Peregrinus wrote: God, you sound like my friend. "Don't ask me, I'm just a private. Ask the fucking Master Corporal..."

It's just that this is the one thing around here I don't have to take responsibility for.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-10 00:29:23


At 11/9/06 08:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
I'm still alive too. I got plans for my return. Big plans...but they ain't ready yet.

that is nice to here slash but it looks like you forgot to get someone to deposit for you yet again. I myself am really showing down believe it or not. I only deposit and do a bit of flagging. and in 5 days (if everything goes the way it is suppose to) the apocolyse will happen on NG if you know what I mean :'(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-10 00:31:18


At 11/10/06 12:29 AM, LittleWashu wrote: that is nice to here slash but it looks like you forgot to get someone to deposit for you yet again. I myself am really showing down believe it or not. I only deposit and do a bit of flagging. and in 5 days (if everything goes the way it is suppose to) the apocolyse will happen on NG if you know what I mean :'(

Tom changed the dead line, it's no longer the 15th, he has given no exact date since.
And great to see Slash again, even briefly....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-10 00:36:51


At 11/10/06 12:31 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/10/06 12:29 AM, LittleWashu wrote: that is nice to here slash but it looks like you forgot to get someone to deposit for you yet again. I myself am really showing down believe it or not. I only deposit and do a bit of flagging. and in 5 days (if everything goes the way it is suppose to) the apocolyse will happen on NG if you know what I mean :'(
Tom changed the dead line, it's no longer the 15th, he has given no exact date since.
And great to see Slash again, even briefly....

great then I still have hope of getting to level's 14,15, and 16. But still I am dreading the level changes because there a chance I may skip these three levels and go to level 17 which I think sucks harder then a german whore or level 18 which also sucks harder then a germen whore!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-10 00:40:32


At 11/10/06 12:36 AM, LittleWashu wrote: great then I still have hope of getting to level's 14,15, and 16. But still I am dreading the level changes because there a chance I may skip these three levels and go to level 17 which I think sucks harder then a german whore or level 18 which also sucks harder then a germen whore!

I don't think he'll put it off that long, level 14 for you and I questionable, but keep in mind all the levels will be revamped, not to mention, out of 60 levels, spreading the Exp correctly, we will both be in levels above the 20's. I'll also take it you don't like hand revolved melee weapons or German whores.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-10 00:56:04


At 11/10/06 12:40 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/10/06 12:36 AM, LittleWashu wrote: great then I still have hope of getting to level's 14,15, and 16. But still I am dreading the level changes because there a chance I may skip these three levels and go to level 17 which I think sucks harder then a german whore or level 18 which also sucks harder then a germen whore!
I don't think he'll put it off that long, level 14 for you and I questionable, but keep in mind all the levels will be revamped, not to mention, out of 60 levels, spreading the Exp correctly, we will both be in levels above the 20's. I'll also take it you don't like hand revolved melee weapons or German whores.

I don't hate all hand weapons. Just hate levels 10,12, 17,18, and 25. I love level 11, level 9 is cool and I really like level 1. As for the german whore thing I was just using it to for a point. Also I saw someone make a new Exp list and according to that list we would be somewere in the 17-18 or if lucky 19. that was why I said that that level.