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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 20:24:29


http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/348049
Meep Meep. Two EGB members work together to make a penguin do stuff. :3


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 20:34:44


At 11/5/06 08:24 PM, MetalDart wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/348049
Meep Meep. Two EGB members work together to make a penguin do stuff. :3

MEEP MEEP indeed! ^_^

Great reviews so far from those that cared to write one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 20:44:56


At 11/5/06 08:34 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Great reviews so far from those that cared to write one.

It BETTER pass judgment. It's just that cute. :3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 21:19:20


Hey can someone please answer for me something! Is it just me or does the voting bar come up a lot earlier now. I remember a while back it took forever for the bar to appear and now it does in almost instantly. Is there a link or something explaining this?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 21:25:48


At 11/5/06 08:24 PM, MetalDart wrote: Meep Meep. Two EGB members work together to make a penguin do stuff. :3

Seriously, how can you NOT save this flash?

Also, whose penguin is that?
At 11/5/06 09:19 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Is there a link or something explaining this?

Yep.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 21:36:09


At 11/5/06 09:25 PM, Tannerite wrote: Seriously, how can you NOT save this flash?
Also, whose penguin is that?

Mine.
meep meep


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 21:43:31


At 11/5/06 09:25 PM, Tannerite wrote: Yep.

Oh i remember scrolling over that article but i didnt read that part of it. Thanks for the help that clears it up!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-06 00:16:19


At 11/5/06 04:03 PM, ElMaster wrote: I'm not even going to respond, Mr. Take-everything-serious-and-to-heart.

<3

At 11/5/06 05:22 PM, C-CruX-X wrote: "OH YEEAA-"

Ok, cute, you can cut it out now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-06 04:52:33


Is it just me or has the quality of the flashes in general improved? While viewing the flashes I noticed that I am not hitting 0/1 as much. My protection points have gotten quite a distance on my blam points recently so I was wondering if you guys had noticed anything.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-06 05:15:52


At 11/6/06 04:52 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: Is it just me or has the quality of the flashes in general improved? While viewing the flashes I noticed that I am not hitting 0/1 as much. My protection points have gotten quite a distance on my blam points recently so I was wondering if you guys had noticed anything.
e-v

Well, technically speaking, when my Blam/Protection ratio was once around 2.7 blams per save, it is now 2.1 . So technically, yeah.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-06 05:39:35


At 11/6/06 05:15 AM, Phantom wrote: Well, technically speaking, when my Blam/Protection ratio was once around 2.7 blams per save, it is now 2.1 . So technically, yeah.

i've always had a higher percentage of protects than most. in fact, now, my alt has more protects than blans :0

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 3,810 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 5,275 quality entries.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-06 19:18:35


I haven't B/Ped like in forever so I'm going to start now. I'm aiming for 5000 and then I'll stop for a while. I've also never posted in here so am I still in the member list?

Also, where's the updated member list?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-06 21:09:48


At 11/5/06 03:18 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 11/5/06 02:59 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Sorry I haven't posted in a while but I been drinking for a few days due to personal reasons and I didn't want to post here because I may have said something stupid. As for the Tom fulp thing that has to be the stupiest piece of shit I have ever heard of if it was true it would have been posted in the NG news or like someone said NG would have most likely been shutdown for a while.
Lol... Did you say you were drinking? I must admit I'm surprised, I never thought of you as a drinker.

Well I do drink but I am not normally a heavy drinker unless I am really pissed off. But there is a plus side to it for me anyways. When I am in this state I create my some really good stories. I it is also that much more fun to sing karaoke :-P. Well have fun soliders boys and girl time to go work for me :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-06 23:38:48


Pg 575 already? By the time you guys know it, we will be already at page 1,000.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-06 23:47:53


At 11/6/06 11:38 PM, Seamonky wrote: Pg 575 already? By the time you guys know it, we will be already at page 1,000.

Won't that be a day to remember?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-07 00:00:15


At 11/6/06 11:47 PM, Hemlok wrote:
At 11/6/06 11:38 PM, Seamonky wrote: Pg 575 already? By the time you guys know it, we will be already at page 1,000.
Won't that be a day to remember?

We should make sure that eagle gets the first post for the 1,000th page.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-07 00:46:53


At 11/6/06 09:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Well I do drink but I am not normally a heavy drinker unless I am really pissed off. But there is a plus side to it for me anyways. When I am in this state I create my some really good stories. I it is also that much more fun to sing karaoke :-P. Well have fun soliders boys and girl time to go work for me :D

I kind of like the idea of you drinking. But really, I know from experience that no matter how much you drink, whatever problems we are getting away from, will be back. I used to drink like Spirits like water at some point, but then it just hits you, there is no escape. So like Shakespeare said: "...Take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them"

P.S: Just for the record, would that Karaoke come with a Striptease?
At 11/7/06 12:00 AM, ADT wrote: We should make sure that eagle gets the first post for the 1,000th page.

I only wonder if he'll even show up <_<
But if he does, I suggest a bunch of officers, at least two, and at most, all of them, write a


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-07 00:47:01


At 11/6/06 11:47 PM, Hemlok wrote: Won't that be a day to remember?

If we remember it just as a memorable page, and not a page where we get bombarded with spam, then yes.

At 11/5/06 09:36 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Mine.
meep meep

I wish I had an awesome penguin like that. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-07 00:55:28


At 11/7/06 12:46 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/7/06 12:00 AM, ADT wrote: We should make sure that eagle gets the first post for the 1,000th page.
I only wonder if he'll even show up <_<

He better show up!

But if he does, I suggest a bunch of officers, at least two, and at most, all of them, write a

I plan to post on the 1,000th page but that could be a year from now!

A little less

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-07 01:14:33


At 11/7/06 12:46 AM, Phantom wrote: I only wonder if he'll even show up <_<
But if he does, I suggest a bunch of officers, at least two, and at most, all of them, write a

Wow, something fucked up. I meant to say, write a speech, divided among all the posts.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-07 11:47:28


At 11/7/06 01:14 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/7/06 12:46 AM, Phantom wrote: I only wonder if he'll even show up <_<
But if he does, I suggest a bunch of officers, at least two, and at most, all of them, write a
Wow, something fucked up. I meant to say, write a speech, divided among all the posts.

lol that won't be me, I suck at speeches =P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-07 12:34:24


At 11/7/06 11:47 AM, Casualty wrote: lol that won't be me, I suck at speeches =P

I'm pretty good at speeches, but Eagle is better...I'm a decent motivator.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-08 07:12:25


Why the hell are we on the third page? Come on people, be freaking active.

On other news: My Doctor told me today I'm probably having a sever case of Bronchitis , so I was proscribed with one of those large goofy inhalers. My lungs hurt with every breath, I'd soon rather be hit with a frying pen and be knocked out till its over. If I truly believed in God, I'd think of him as a bastard.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-08 08:23:47


At 11/7/06 01:14 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/7/06 12:46 AM, Phantom wrote: I only wonder if he'll even show up <_<
But if he does, I suggest a bunch of officers, at least two, and at most, all of them, write a
Wow, something fucked up. I meant to say, write a speech, divided among all the posts.

There's been something wrong with the postin system. A couple of users (in different clubs) mentioned similar problems while tryng to post.

As for the speech... Count me out, I don't do speeches, its not how I roll.

Bronchitis eh? So you really are unlucky.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-08 10:09:38


At 11/7/06 01:14 AM, Phantom wrote: Wow, something fucked up. I meant to say, write a speech, divided among all the posts.

Count me out. I couldn't write to save my life.

At 11/8/06 07:12 AM, Phantom wrote: On other news: My Doctor told me today I'm probably having a sever case of Bronchitis

Bummer. :(

Hope you feel better soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-08 10:29:13


At 11/8/06 07:12 AM, Phantom wrote: Why the hell are we on the third page? Come on people, be freaking active.

Busy writing reviews.


On other news: My Doctor told me today I'm probably having a sever case of Bronchitis

Man, that sucks. Once of my teachers had bronchitis and he was out for a week.

so I was proscribed with one of those large goofy inhalers. My lungs hurt with every breath, I'd soon rather be hit with a frying pen and be knocked out till its over.

It's that bad, huh?

If I truly believed in God, I'd think of him as a bastard.

No way! O_O


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-08 11:09:22


At 11/8/06 08:23 AM, pepeatumi wrote: There's been something wrong with the postin system. A couple of users (in different clubs) mentioned similar problems while tryng to post.

Seems so, I remember writing that part down, but it didn't post.

As for the speech... Count me out, I don't do speeches, its not how I roll.

I'll take you aren't much of an author... It's alright, some people write, some people read, some people...can't do either.

Bronchitis eh? So you really are unlucky.

No shit...I have a bad feeling the lottery office is about to call me charging me a couple millions. And I don't even play.

At 11/8/06 10:09 AM, Tannerite wrote: Count me out. I couldn't write to save my life.

Being in the NG Mafia for a couple months taught me how to write better...I consider myself a C class author. Meaning I can write something average people would like, but no one will ever publish.

Bummer. :(
Hope you feel better soon.

Well, considering this night I can actually breathe I think I'm improving, 24 hours ago I was practically struggling for every breath. It feels like a Buick just landed on my lungs.

At 11/8/06 10:29 AM, Hemlok wrote: Busy writing reviews.

I remember making like 40 really long ones in one day, ever since I'm sick of reviews.

Man, that sucks. Once of my teachers had bronchitis and he was out for a week.

I had it again about 3 years ago, I was out for 2 weeks. This time with newer better meds, I'm guessing one week.

It's that bad, huh?

Well, I kind of consider breathing a good thing, it's a bit hard to walk around without it <_<

No way! O_O

Are you kidding me, I have more bad luck than a cartoon character... Yosemite Sam ain't got nothing, on me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-08 12:34:19


There are only 3 UJ moives right now... :( On the bright side, we are approching to the 1 year anniversary of the EGB which will occur on 29th November, 2006. I really hope that Eagle will be here on the special day and celebrate together with us. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-08 14:34:30


At 11/8/06 12:34 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: There are only 3 UJ moives right now... :(

The portal has been really slow lately =(

On the bright side, we are approching to the 1 year anniversary of the EGB which will occur on 29th November, 2006. I really hope that Eagle will be here on the special day and celebrate together with us. :)

So do I. Actually everyone should try to post that day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-08 15:23:55


Wow i just had to blam animations in a row. I voted on a movie and got one of those blam videos. Then the next video i chose i got the same thing. I guess im feeling lucky today. I maybe get one video a week but two in a row is awesome