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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-04 22:40:21


Hey Major, when are you going to update the protectors list? I think I made it onto the 110 spot!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-04 23:53:25


sweet..

End of Day Report:

a whopping 3! sweet! XD...

(want my own computer.....)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 00:05:08


At 11/4/06 11:53 PM, C-CruX-X wrote: sweet..

End of Day Report:

a whopping 3! sweet! XD...

(want my own computer.....)

In case you don't know, we don't post are daily reports anymore because JoS thinks it's pointless since we can all look at everyone's stats whenever we want.

The more you know. XD

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 00:18:51


At 11/5/06 12:05 AM, Hemlok wrote:
At 11/4/06 11:53 PM, C-CruX-X wrote:
In case you don't know, we don't post are daily reports anymore because JoS thinks it's pointless since we can all look at everyone's stats whenever we want.

The more you know. XD

oh ok.. well that sux :/...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 01:32:28


At 11/5/06 12:18 AM, C-CruX-X wrote:
At 11/5/06 12:05 AM, Hemlok wrote:
At 11/4/06 11:53 PM, C-CruX-X wrote:
In case you don't know, we don't post are daily reports anymore because JoS thinks it's pointless since we can all look at everyone's stats whenever we want.

The more you know. XD
oh ok.. well that sux :/...

Tell me about it. I think a lot of people left the Barracks because that's all they did here was post their updates. It's a shame really.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 03:40:40


At 11/5/06 01:32 AM, Hemlok wrote: Tell me about it. I think a lot of people left the Barracks because that's all they did here was post their updates. It's a shame really.

Yeah, Triv only stopped by for stats, but on second thought, what club needs members who only drop by for the stats?


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 05:39:17


If you wanna know, that SS Book is about ways to abuse NG (obviously). It talks about making malicious flashes, auto deposit programs and things like javascript:CastVote(x);
Good book, IMHO, because I didn't even find a virus.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 08:07:50


This whole "Tom iz deadz" frenzy on the portal is fucking ridiculous. And some people actually believe it! Like if the worst were to happen, do they honestly believe a user would know before his own family, or that NG wouldn't be disabled, at least for a while.

People are dumber now than 2 million years ago, in a 100 years, we'll have one part of the world flying in space ships, and the other half, banging rocks on each other...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 09:07:17


At 11/5/06 08:07 AM, Phantom wrote: This whole "Tom iz deadz" frenzy on the portal is fucking ridiculous. And some people actually believe it! Like if the worst were to happen, do they honestly believe a user would know before his own family, or that NG wouldn't be disabled, at least for a while.

I just signed on and saw all these Tom tributes and wondered what the hell was going on. Then i came here to see if it was true. Because i knew you guys would know the answer. Im just wondering if you guys know how it got started

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 09:10:40


At 11/5/06 09:07 AM, Sixers1fan wrote: I just signed on and saw all these Tom tributes and wondered what the hell was going on. Then i came here to see if it was true. Because i knew you guys would know the answer. Im just wondering if you guys know how it got started

It started today, with this and then it just rushed in like a retarded band wagon...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 09:14:11


Correction, this is the 1st.

Shut up.

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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 09:50:58


At 11/5/06 09:07 AM, Sixers1fan wrote:

I just signed on and saw all these Tom tributes and wondered what the hell was going on. Then i came here to see if it was true. Because i knew you guys would know the answer. Im just wondering if you guys know how it got started

I've been wondering the same thing aswell... Maybe its... talentless idiots submit your crappy movies day or something like that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 12:16:50


At 11/5/06 09:14 AM, Phantom wrote: Correction, this is the 1st.

The first one I saw was HLG's one.


Shut up.

Alright.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 12:28:11


You guys have to see this noob trying to flame me because im a elite gaurd. Its funny as shit

http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=600099

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 12:38:20


At 11/5/06 12:28 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: You guys have to see this noob trying to flame me because im a elite gaurd. Its funny as shit

That was pretty good actually. The song made me giggle but I couldnt quite work out why he was (trying) to be cruel and offencive to you. At least you took it in good humor unlike most people who get all arsie (sp?) if you say somthing that isnt the peak of good manners or praising them.
e-v

:sign the petition in my sig.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 12:55:55


At 11/5/06 12:28 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: You guys have to see this noob trying to flame me because im a elite gaurd. Its funny as shit

Going against all of my instincts, I responded. He was quite pathetic, but your flames were no good either, if you ever want to learn how to flame better, speak to me.

Tip #1, the best flame is one that the person flames doesn't get, but others do, so intelligent ones are advised.
Tip #2: If you are facing an intelligent flamer (not that guy), duel with witty remarks until one of you quits.

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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 13:53:21


At 11/5/06 12:55 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/5/06 12:28 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: You guys have to see this noob trying to flame me because im a elite gaurd. Its funny as shit
Going against all of my instincts, I responded. He was quite pathetic, but your flames were no good either, if you ever want to learn how to flame better, speak to me.

I wasnt trying to flame him. I thought it was so funny at how bad they were. And ive seen a few of yours in this club to spammers. Those are the best.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 14:10:09


At 11/5/06 12:55 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/5/06 12:28 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: You guys have to see this noob trying to flame me because im a elite gaurd. Its funny as shit
Going against all of my instincts, I responded.

Lol Phantom it seems that you wrote that post while crapping your pants.

Posting in the General forum ≠ ban. Get it through your head xD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 14:11:40


At 11/5/06 02:10 PM, ElMaster wrote: Posting in the General forum ≠ ban.

I don't know why it says ≠...it's supposed to be a inequality sign..

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 14:19:01


At 11/5/06 01:53 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: I wasnt trying to flame him. I thought it was so funny at how bad they were. And ive seen a few of yours in this club to spammers. Those are the best.

I do try. See below.

At 11/5/06 02:10 PM, ElMaster wrote: Lol Phantom it seems that you wrote that post while crapping your pants.

no, if I had been viewing a picture of your family, I'd be crapping my pants, here I was just a bit nervous, I don't usually leave my C&C turf. Though if you keep with the smartass remarks, you'll find that this, is as nice as I can ever be.

Posting in the General forum ≠ ban. Get it through your head xD

Trying to use the "does not equal" sign doesn't work in the BBS, lol. And to reply to that comment, back when I saw the general forum at first, and you were wiping snot on your mother's dress, it was chaos. So I guess the caution feature just stuck to me. Plus, a certain degree of intelligence prevents me from actually wanting to post in that section, you'll note that on some people, including me, EagleRock etc...

I suppose if my natural response to anything would be "lol1!nowaiSTFU", then I'd post in the general section, but seeing as it's not, I belong either to the C&C, or Politics, and while I post in the Politics section a couple times, I don't really give a crap. Now make the math and see the only rationale alternative.

The end.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 14:59:18


I was reading that thread and it was funny has hell. "that is Elite guard Staff Sergent to you" Funniest way to flame a noob ever. Sorry I haven't posted in a while but I been drinking for a few days due to personal reasons and I didn't want to post here because I may have said something stupid. As for the Tom fulp thing that has to be the stupiest piece of shit I have ever heard of if it was true it would have been posted in the NG news or like someone said NG would have most likely been shutdown for a while.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 15:09:39


At 11/5/06 08:07 AM, Phantom wrote: This whole "Tom iz deadz" frenzy on the portal is fucking ridiculous.

I wouldn't worry. It'll die off just like all other dumb fads do. Shouldn't be any different with this one.

At 11/5/06 12:28 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: You guys have to see this noob trying to flame me because im a elite gaurd. Its funny as shit

http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=600099

its elite guard STAFF seargent to you.

Funneh.


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 15:18:29


At 11/5/06 02:59 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Sorry I haven't posted in a while but I been drinking for a few days due to personal reasons and I didn't want to post here because I may have said something stupid. As for the Tom fulp thing that has to be the stupiest piece of shit I have ever heard of if it was true it would have been posted in the NG news or like someone said NG would have most likely been shutdown for a while.

Lol... Did you say you were drinking? I must admit I'm surprised, I never thought of you as a drinker.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 15:20:52


At 11/5/06 03:09 PM, Tannerite wrote: I wouldn't worry. It'll die off just like all other dumb fads do. Shouldn't be any different with this one.

Yeah, if it was all true, Tom would have a 2 way grave door seeing how often he kicks the bucket

its elite guard STAFF seargent to you.
Funneh.

Reminds me of when Chrome and I talked on AIM, he called me General, I corrected him. :-P


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 15:32:34


hey guys i found a bad submittion portal 347988

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 16:03:39


At 11/5/06 02:19 PM, Phantom wrote: no, if I had been viewing a picture of your family, I'd be crapping my pants, here I was just a bit nervous, I don't usually leave my C&C turf. Though if you keep with the smartass remarks, you'll find that this, is as nice as I can ever be.

I'm not even going to respond, Mr. Take-everything-serious-and-to-heart.

At 11/5/06 03:32 PM, generalmario wrote: hey guys i found a bad submittion portal 347988

Huh??

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 16:49:33


hey guys i found a bad submittion portal 347988

WTF?! That's my flash >:C *slaps* What have you got against my flash? It doesn't break any rules does it?

And, he means- http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/347988


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 16:59:28


At 11/5/06 02:11 PM, ElMaster wrote:
At 11/5/06 02:10 PM, ElMaster wrote: Posting in the General forum ≠ ban.
I don't know why it says ≠...it's supposed to be a inequality sign..

=/=

That works when the real one doesnt


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 17:22:54


At 11/4/06 03:58 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/3/06 07:16 PM, C-CruX-X wrote: shifts to one side a little and looks up at the sky as if nothing happened..
*A loud whistling noise, that of a rocket dropping, is heard near by. As it gets louder, they sky seem more and more empty, as it get very loud, CruX is run over by an express train*

30 minutes of absolute silence ensues afterward

then the cool-aid guy pops out of the ground and begins his famous quote

"OH YEEAA-"

only to be interrupted by being hit by the bomb.

and so the children and coyotes of the desert come out at night to feed from the blood of the cool-aid guy :)

hey is there a particular reason why the portal is so active lately? holiday? or is Newgrounds just bigger and faster than when I was here? :P..

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-05 17:25:48


At 11/5/06 05:22 PM, C-CruX-X wrote:
hey is there a particular reason why the portal is so active lately? holiday? or is Newgrounds just bigger and faster than when I was here? :P..

Not really, I guess beause its Sunday a lot of artists decided to submit movies and games to the portal... Not like I'm complaining about it.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!