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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 04:19:06


Defeated. ^_^
And with that last rule-breaking flash, I'm headed to the bunks. Good night to those who have already retired, and good hunting to those who remain! :salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 05:18:12


At 1/7/06 05:38 PM, EagleRock wrote: Simple. They have ISP's with Dynamic IP addresses or use public labs. Either way, it's easy to get around an IP ban if you know what you're doing.

And they could also use proxies to get around bans even more. Those malicious barney flashes, that has gone too far. I think the FBI could possibly track down on whoever posted those malicious flashes.

At 1/7/06 09:04 PM, -BADLUCK- wrote: Elite Guard Private -BADLUCK- requesting permission to join.

Welcome to the EG Barracks! *salutes*

At 1/7/06 11:03 PM, --Master_of_Puppets wrote: --Master_of_Puppets reporting for duty. I have just become a member of the Elite Guard and am ready for action, sir.

Welcome to the EG Barracks! *salutes*

At 1/8/06 02:44 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Another BB fileswap has occured, and again, it is a malicious one, attempting to print itself (my pop-up blocker went crazy as well). I already e-mailed Wade on this...hopefully it'll be gone shortly.

Another malicious flash. I definately know not to view these flashes at all. I was aware of another swapped malicious flash when I saw the name ~@~TOM~FULP ~NUDE~PIX~R EAL.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 06:37:46


At 1/7/06 09:04 PM, -BADLUCK- wrote: Elite Guard Private -BADLUCK- requesting permission to join.

so you made it to elite guard, congratulations, BADLUCk and welcome to the elite guard barracks!


Cry Havoc! Let Loose The Dogs Of War!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 09:52:39


Just a little heads up, there seems to be another pop up bb movie in the portal.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 10:18:54


At 1/8/06 09:52 AM, Rslegend wrote: Just a little heads up, there seems to be another pop up bb movie in the portal.

Do you mean the ~@~TOM~FULP ~NUDE~PIX~R EAL thing then we already know and we are taking actions to keep watch over the movies before the swap so that we will have a full record of em' ( I'm still on it )...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 10:23:15


At 1/8/06 02:44 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: This one was a hangman game...I can't remember the exact name though. If someone does, please post it so I can add it to my list (I only have four flashes on it so far, but over time it may become a longer, useful resource). I'll put "hangman game" on it until I get an exact name.

I can't remember the name either but I'm 99% sure that it was about drinking and the effects of drinking on your body. Every time you would miss a letter the guy, instead of getting closer to hang himself, would keep drinking beer untill he would pass out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 10:25:19


At 1/8/06 10:18 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Do you mean the ~@~TOM~FULP ~NUDE~PIX~R EAL thing then we already know and we are taking actions to keep watch over the movies before the swap so that we will have a full record of em' ( I'm still on it )...

ok, sorry for disturbing you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 10:31:11


At 1/8/06 10:25 AM, Rslegend wrote: ok, sorry for disturbing you.

Nonsense... If you feel you can help us check a couple posts back if we already found it or not and accordingly decide if to post are not...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 10:34:19


Ok then. Oh by the way, I have a question for eagle rock. When i "Stole" that beer, k pingu said I was on "Probation" and since I can't seem to find the ngph thread, I thought I would ask you. Am I stil on "Probation"?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 10:39:36


At 1/8/06 10:34 AM, Rslegend wrote: Ok then. Oh by the way, I have a question for eagle rock. When i "Stole" that beer, k pingu said I was on "Probation" and since I can't seem to find the ngph thread, I thought I would ask you. Am I stil on "Probation"?

that wasn't beer in that keg, it was toothpaste the whole time and someone may have drunk some of it.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 10:40:57


who puts toothpast in a keg?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 10:45:54


Actually it was beer, I was the one who started saying it was toothpast, but it was all just a clever ruse.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 10:58:59


well ok but why did you take it from the NGDD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 11:03:45


no seriously, it was toothpaste, no BS'in as for the NGDD, i stole one from them but lets just say that they lke their liquer too much so they put their security system only in the storage room, which has lasers and robot pitbulls, don't believe me? steal some from them, i won't be suprised if you come back missing something.


Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 11:06:21


Actually, what happened is this. Someone got their 2000th post, someone on the ngpd, I forget who. So I though that i would go take some beer from the eg. They caught me, and I claimed it was toothpaste. Later, k pingu said it was a bad thing to do, and I was on probation, and if i ever did it again i would be kicked out.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 11:09:51


At 1/8/06 11:03 AM, Mutant_Busterjr wrote: no seriously, it was toothpaste, no BS'in as for the NGDD, i stole one from them but lets just say that they lke their liquer too much so they put their security system only in the storage room, which has lasers and robot pitbulls, don't believe me? steal some from them, i won't be suprised if you come back missing something.

um sure I'll give it a shoot I will try to take their entire supply of toothpaste hehehe. Also I found out that the BB and the glocks work to gather because in a lot of the BB's movies theirs a glock that puts a 10 for overal


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 11:41:21


At 1/7/06 09:04 PM, -BADLUCK- wrote: Elite Guard Private -BADLUCK- requesting permission to join.

leaving the police badge and entering elites. Welcome aboard.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 11:48:27


First of all, I'd like to welcome Private -BADLUCK- to teh Elite Guard. Welcome aboard!

Next, my intek report for today ha snow been posted on the Elite Guard Barracks Forum. Please take a look!

Its Report #004

Sig provided by HellboundNinja

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 12:27:56


At 1/8/06 10:34 AM, Rslegend wrote: Ok then. Oh by the way, I have a question for eagle rock. When i "Stole" that beer, k pingu said I was on "Probation" and since I can't seem to find the ngph thread, I thought I would ask you. Am I stil on "Probation"?

I didn't even know you were on probation! Though, I must say, I read your sig before this post and I did a double take. It made me laugh, actually.

At 1/8/06 11:48 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: First of all, I'd like to welcome Private -BADLUCK- to teh Elite Guard. Welcome aboard!

Next, my intek report for today ha snow been posted on the Elite Guard Barracks Forum. Please take a look!

Its Report #004

Excellent work! I shall read it presently.

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Attention, soldiers!

I asked this earlier, but I surmise that noone was really online. I need information as to which soldiers you petition for a position. We had two in particular that were going for specific positions, and would like an update on the Barracks' feel on the situation. Also, if you choose to petition someone else, let me know what position you are petitioning them for and what they did to show the are worthy of that specific position.

I have my own ideas, but I need your input! Also, as you might know, Major General TITROTU has been away and has not been able to fulfill our very necessary Barracks Portal Operations Officer. Indeed, I have had to attempt to take over. An Interim Portal Ops is needed for the meantime until his return. Any ideas?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 12:49:55


I have a great idea. Let's work with the clocks, like start an alinance because they hate glocks wich work with the BB. Also with all there members we will get our voteing power way up.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 13:01:16


Well, see theres a problem. Not all clocks submit good flash, there are a few who are alot like the bb actually. Much as this would probably be good, i doubt eaglerock will approve of it. Snarf I thought you weren't allowed to post on the bbs for a week?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 13:04:41


The BB ( actually made by Err0r ) file swap is no longer with us... I still take screen shots to keep an eye out...

The Elite Guard Barracks


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 13:51:10


At 1/8/06 01:01 PM, Rslegend wrote: Snarf I thought you weren't allowed to post on the bbs for a week?

well after the week then I'll see if the king will agree unless egalrock doesn't want me to


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 13:54:11


At 1/8/06 01:51 PM, xthesnarfx wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:01 PM, Rslegend wrote: Snarf I thought you weren't allowed to post on the bbs for a week?
well after the week then I'll see if the king will agree unless egalrock doesn't want me to

I am very confused.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 13:56:35


At 1/8/06 01:54 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:51 PM, xthesnarfx wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:01 PM, Rslegend wrote: Snarf I thought you weren't allowed to post on the bbs for a week?
well after the week then I'll see if the king will agree unless egalrock doesn't want me to
I am very confused.

about what


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 14:00:19


At 1/8/06 01:54 PM, EagleRock wrote:
I am very confused.

Snarf has joined the clock crew, as snarfclock. One of the rules is that after joining, you can not post on the bbs for a week (Don't ask me why I have no idea). Snarf just joined, yet he is still posting, I was puzzled, I still am. I hope that clears a bit up for you. eaglerock sir.

Btw, have you guys seen the movie that just passed judgement, its like 4.25 score, pretty good.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 14:00:52


At 1/8/06 01:56 PM, xthesnarfx wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:54 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:51 PM, xthesnarfx wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:01 PM, Rslegend wrote: Snarf I thought you weren't allowed to post on the bbs for a week?
well after the week then I'll see if the king will agree unless egalrock doesn't want me to
I am very confused.
about what

Well, Rslegend said you couldn't post on the BBS for a week...was he talking about a ban?

Your sentence just confused me a lot. "Well, after the week" is very unclear. Also, who is "the king?" and what do I have to do with this?

lol...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 14:03:30


No, he told me he couldn't. When I say couldn't I don't mean banned, I mean shuldn't. You should ask him directly.

Oh another by the way, if anyone wants to help me with my homework...I have to come up with three arguments why the tragedy in the play antigone is due to creon's stubborn will and insistence that his law is the only law.
Like my thesis statement so far?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 14:07:39


At 1/8/06 02:00 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:56 PM, xthesnarfx wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:54 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:51 PM, xthesnarfx wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:01 PM, Rslegend wrote: Snarf I thought you weren't allowed to post on the bbs for a week?
well after the week then I'll see if the king will agree unless egalrock doesn't want me to
I am very confused.
about what
Well, Rslegend said you couldn't post on the BBS for a week...was he talking about a ban?

Your sentence just confused me a lot. "Well, after the week" is very unclear. Also, who is "the king?" and what do I have to do with this?

lol...

I joined the clock crew and there rule is you cant post untill one week after you join. My name is snarfclock hehehe. the king is strawberry clock (it was a joke). So I want to get some of the clocks to help us because glocks help the BB (or so I heard), and clocks hate glocks. So they have all thos members to help get our voting power up


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-08 14:11:57


DEFCON Update:

Please note the DEFCON will remain at DEFCON 3, as it was kept higher due to the malicious flash on the Portal early morning yesterday. The Portal seems to be back to normal and is moving at its usual daytime pace. If anything, the Portal is a bit slow, so no worries. Just keep your everyday diligence and the Portal should be okay. Any updates will be posted here as per the usual method.

At 1/8/06 02:00 PM, Rslegend wrote:
At 1/8/06 01:54 PM, EagleRock wrote:
I am very confused.
Snarf has joined the clock crew, as snarfclock. One of the rules is that after joining, you can not post on the bbs for a week (Don't ask me why I have no idea). Snarf just joined, yet he is still posting, I was puzzled, I still am. I hope that clears a bit up for you. eaglerock sir.

Btw, have you guys seen the movie that just passed judgement, its like 4.25 score, pretty good.

Well that explains a lot. I still don't know how I could "allow" him to post here if that is the Clock Crew's rules. Oh well. I'd rather this banter going back and forth stop as it is really not getting us anywhere and is just filling up the Barracks with posts.

At 1/8/06 02:03 PM, Rslegend wrote: No, he told me he couldn't. When I say couldn't I don't mean banned, I mean shuldn't. You should ask him directly.

Oh another by the way, if anyone wants to help me with my homework...I have to come up with three arguments why the tragedy in the play antigone is due to creon's stubborn will and insistence that his law is the only law.
Like my thesis statement so far?

I read Antigone my Senior year in High School. You expect me to remember that play? Sorry...can't help you there.

At 1/8/06 02:07 PM, xthesnarfx wrote: I joined the clock crew and there rule is you cant post untill one week after you join. My name is snarfclock hehehe. the king is strawberry clock (it was a joke). So I want to get some of the clocks to help us because glocks help the BB (or so I heard), and clocks hate glocks. So they have all thos members to help get our voting power up

I don't think an alliance is necessary. After all, the Clock Crew is a naturally biased organization (as they are flashmakers themselves). I don't have a problem with the Clock Crew, but stating an alliance with them will make us appear biased as well. As you know, the Barracks is under the worldview that every flash gets a fair chance, no matter who makes it. This includes the groups like the Clock Crew, Glock Group, and yes, even the Barney Bunch. I would like deliberation from my fellow soldiers (especially the officers), but I don't see an alliance necessary.

That being said, I would hope the rest of the Barracks members have read my request above and respond to me. If noone says anything, I will have to make the decisions about appointment myself. I would like for people to give their input, as I value it. However, if noone responds, what am I to go on but my own intuition?


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