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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 03:39:09


*Joins*

*Salutes the leaders*

Reporting for Duty!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 03:43:43


At 9/16/06 03:39 AM, Devorax wrote: *Joins*

Uh...you ASK to join. Not SAY you join.

*Salutes the leaders*

Reporting for Duty!

You need to be of Elite Guard rank (1500+ B/P's) to join. If you don't know how to get Blam/Protect points, read the FAQ.


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was absorbed

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 04:58:23


At 9/16/06 03:38 AM, Major-punk wrote: You made me an officer cause I made a joke? You much confuse myself.

No, I made you an officer because now Joker is the lazy one, and we need some one... Has it to do nothing joke with. :-P

lol at us fighting for the last word. ^_^

Win me.

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Anyhoo, so far I've recieved word from carmelhadinosaur who says that hes far too busy to visit the NG BBS anymore let alone actively participate in the Barracks. So hes out.

So I'm the only Israeli in the EGB again? yay...I mean, we'll miss him dearly.

Also generalmario said he still wanted to be a member and was sorry for not being around very much because of school and stuff. So we'll have to see if he comes back or not.

Let's hope he gets back soon.

Last but not least, a message to newer members that I haven't mentioned on the last page: LET ME KNOW WHO YOU ARE! via PM. Thanks. =)

I'm Phantom, do you know me? I'm new here. Where am I…


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 06:53:58


At 9/15/06 08:15 PM, Major-punk wrote:
Sept 12th // 01 // ever-vigilant

I've got a feeling that i will probably slip into the inactive section on a regular basis as when i come in here i usually dont have a clue about what your talking about or i cant think of anything to say. No post is better than a spam post.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 07:41:45


At 9/15/06 08:15 PM, Major-punk wrote: Everyone below here is considered inactive. I will send them all a PM basically asking if they still want to be a member of the Elite Guard Barracks or not. EagleRock is an exception ofcourse.
Aug 19th // 02 // AustinR

Alright I juust got the PM so I wanna just drop in to tell you guys I'm still a member and the reason for my inactiveness is because I've been trianing in the ROTC (Reserve Officers Training Corps) so I'll drop in every once in a while

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 08:18:45


At 9/16/06 06:53 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: I've got a feeling that i will probably slip into the inactive section on a regular basis as when i come in here i usually dont have a clue about what your talking about or i cant think of anything to say. No post is better than a spam post.
e-v

Yeah, since stat posting became spam I've had nothing to say.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 09:07:20


List of active/ inactive.

I'm not on either list D: .


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 11:26:26


Wow, I was suprised to see how bad I did this week. I knew I would have been worse compared to my last few weeks but 350 isn't that much.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 11:38:49


At 9/16/06 11:26 AM, Hemlok wrote: Wow, I was suprised to see how bad I did this week. I knew I would have been worse compared to my last few weeks but 350 isn't that much.

You shouldn't be surpriised. The Portal was incredibly slow for the most par this week, just look at Denvish's list there were no star pacers and that hadn't happened for quite a while.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 11:47:16


At 9/16/06 11:38 AM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 9/16/06 11:26 AM, Hemlok wrote: Wow, I was suprised to see how bad I did this week. I knew I would have been worse compared to my last few weeks but 350 isn't that much.
You shouldn't be surpriised. The Portal was incredibly slow for the most par this week, just look at Denvish's list there were no star pacers and that hadn't happened for quite a while.

Yes but there was a day cut off. Ya I guess the portal was rather slow this week, I barely got over 50 the days I was on! This week has started with a bang, when I got on over 40 submissions were under judgement!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 12:20:01


VEry stolen! alert : now this is a very big big fake, and the original link: this

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 12:22:15


At 9/16/06 12:20 PM, dawin45 wrote: VEry stolen! alert : now this is a very big big fake, and the original link: this

Umm, dude, that's not STOLEN! It's just some guy trying to do better then Gary at the Numa Numa Song.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 12:26:42


At 9/16/06 12:20 PM, dawin45 wrote: VEry stolen! alert : now this is a very big big fake, and the original link: this

Dude you have to learn already!
It is only stolen if it's the SAME flash.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 12:34:19


don't stlen ideas count?..... i heard on a old flash like submitted 2 months ago in a rewiew on poorly stolen flash, "animatior and animation" type flash: "I'm gonna wistle you and stuff like that" well if the idea isn't stolen then the song is... really well the flash's gonna get blammed anyway...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 12:55:30


At 9/16/06 12:34 PM, dawin45 wrote: don't stlen ideas count?

Nope.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 14:06:36


<Rage>

At 9/16/06 12:34 PM, dawin45 wrote: don't stlen ideas count?..... i heard on a old flash like submitted 2 months ago in a rewiew on poorly stolen flash, "animatior and animation" type flash: "I'm gonna wistle you and stuff like that" well if the idea isn't stolen then the song is... really well the flash's gonna get blammed anyway...

Are you one of those fucking hard learners? We tell over and over again, it has to be the same flash to be considered stolen, if every copy cat idea was "Stolen" then no one would make tributes to a flash. Fucking idiot, this is your last warning, you have two seconds for this shit to sink deep into your brain, or I knock you out of here so far your God abandoned children will feel it.

</Rage>.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 14:08:23


At 9/16/06 04:58 AM, Phantom wrote:
No, I made you an officer because now Joker is the lazy one, and we need some one... Has it to do nothing joke with. :-P

Wow, I feel so special now. "yeah the only reason you have the job is because joker doesn't want to do it anymore and we like our lists, and your willing to make them" =P

jk

Win me.

Not anymore.

LOL LAST WORD
I'm Phantom, do you know me? I'm new here. Where am I…

Umm... hah?

At 9/16/06 06:53 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
I've got a feeling that i will probably slip into the inactive section on a regular basis as when i come in here i usually dont have a clue about what your talking about or i cant think of anything to say.

Talk about b/p and stats, I noticed looking through your profile you have a ridiculous blam/save ratio. Are you trying to have them 50:50 or did this just sorta happen?

No post is better than a spam post.

Post > no post > spam post. IMO.

At 9/16/06 07:41 AM, AustinR wrote:
so I'll drop in every once in a while

Sounds good, thanks for the heads up staff sergeant.

At 9/16/06 09:07 AM, Dela wrote: List of active/ inactive.
I'm not on either list D: .

Ah, that's because you joined on September 2nd. Let me explain:

The last time all the new joiners/members were updated to the roster was by ADT on August 5th. So everyone who has joined since then I would not know of unless I remembered of the top of my head. That's why Mitsubishi wasn't on the last page is because as of August 5th he was inactive...

So I want everyone who has joined since then to let me know who you are just like Dela did, so I can get this thing organized. Otherwise I'll have to go back and read through almost 70 pages looking for all the people who have joined.

Guys! The roster is not done yet, what I posted last page was inaccurate and sorta like a rough copy. It's missing some people who should be on it, and has people who shouldn't be on it. That's why I sent all those PM's to clarify who was still interested in being a member or not.

At 9/16/06 11:47 AM, Hemlok wrote:
Yes but there was a day cut off.

The day cut off doesn't mean you lose a day, it's completely dependant on the users daily pace. Which has to be 142.8/day or higher for a star.

So a 6 day update like this one requires only 857 points for a star. And a 7.5 day update like the one after Clock Day requires 1072 points for a star.

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Anyway I've receieved word from 5 more people this morning. Unfortunately very few of them were specific about if they were going to stay or not, so I'll have to reply asking for a more blunt answer. I'll let you guys know later tonight. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 14:17:33


At 9/16/06 02:08 PM, Major-punk wrote: Wow, I feel so special now. "yeah the only reason you have the job is because joker doesn't want to do it anymore and we like our lists, and your willing to make them" =P

Pretty much. Any one willing to list all of us like that can be an officer when you think about it, but most of us are lazy.

jk

Then I shouldn't have just said what I did eh? Why don't I edit it? So it looks like an accident when really it's a sad excuse for humor.

Not anymore.
LOL LAST WORD

Muahahahaha...

LOL LATER WORD
Umm... hah?

Are you laughing just so that I don't get pissed off? If so, good choice.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 14:31:19


At 9/16/06 02:17 PM, Phantom wrote:
Pretty much. Any one willing to list all of us like that can be an officer when you think about it, but most of us are lazy.

I've probibly said this to you guys like a hundred times, but most of time I like making these lists. Get stoned, grab a coke, make a playlist on limewire only consisting of Rise Against and Sublime and I'm perfectly content organizing stats in a list for you guys. =)

Theres just not enough time in the day. >=(

Then I shouldn't have just said what I did eh? Why don't I edit it? So it looks like an accident when really it's a sad excuse for humor.

Your not such a great comedian yourself Phantom.

LOL LATER WORD

word.

Are you laughing just so that I don't get pissed off? If so, good choice.

Sorry it's hard to feel intimidated when talking to a guy over the internet who lives on the side of the world, who probibly has wrists the size of pencil from sitting on the computer all day.

lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 14:42:57


At 9/16/06 02:08 PM, Major-punk wrote:
At 9/16/06 06:53 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:

i cant think of anything to say.


Are you trying to have them 50:50 or did this just sorta happen?

Pure chance. Its just how it happened. I would have thought that it would lean more in the direction of the blams as i raerly vote high but i do hand out a my fair share of 2's so maby thats what evens things out.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 15:50:09


At 9/16/06 02:31 PM, Major-punk wrote: I've probibly said this to you guys like a hundred times, but most of time I like making these lists. Get stoned, grab a coke, make a playlist on limewire only consisting of Rise Against and Sublime and I'm perfectly content organizing stats in a list for you guys. =)
Theres just not enough time in the day. >=(

Alrighty then, I'll stop talking, right now

Your not such a great comedian yourself Phantom.

I know, should have stuck to being a Cynic.

word.

Sentence.

Sorry it's hard to feel intimidated when talking to a guy over the internet who lives on the side of the world, who probibly has wrists the size of pencil from sitting on the computer all day.

I box and lift weights on a daily base. I don't do light Athletics, mostly heavy, My wrists, are by no means, pencil like, ask anybody. Besides, Russian people just happen to have a thicker body structure.

Now that is out of the way, I can scare people with a single stare, I thought online conversation will do as well, odd results. *buys ticket to Canada*, ok...One Tyler at a time, Terminator style :-P

lol

ROFL


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 16:32:22


So... waht wxactly is going on. *_*

Sorry I haven't been here the last little while.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 16:38:25


At 9/16/06 12:20 PM, dawin45 wrote: VEry stolen! alert : now this is a very big big fake, and the original link: this

Didn't you read the Whistle guide I posted? I made it to help people out with this sort of thing. It stated " just because you see something that looks the similar doesn't mean that is stolen"

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 16:45:39


At 9/16/06 02:42 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:
Pure chance. Its just how it happened. I would have thought that it would lean more in the direction of the blams as i rarely vote high but i do hand out a my fair share of 2's so maby thats what evens things out.

That's pretty nifty, I noticed it mainly because I'm trying to get a similiar ratio to yours, which is a 0.6666 save:blam ratio for when I hit EGSC. So for that I'll need exactly 18,000 blams and 12,000 saves.

It'll be tricky. =/

At 9/16/06 03:50 PM, Phantom wrote:
Alrighty then, I'll stop talking, right now

I don't understand why you had to write that in bold, but whatever.

I know, should have stuck to being a Cynic.

I thought you said you were gonna stop talking? =P

Sentence.

Paragraph.

I box and lift weights on a daily base. I don't do light Athletics, mostly heavy, My wrists, are by no means, pencil like, ask anybody.

Well this is the first time I have heard anything like this from you. I have never seen any pictures of you? Ever, and I have seen many people try and act tough over the internet without a real cause. So you can probibly understand why I thought otherwise.

But you were just being humble weren't you. ^_~

Now that is out of the way, I can scare people with a single stare, I thought online conversation will do as well, odd results.

lol

*buys ticket to Canada*, ok...One Tyler at a time, Terminator style :-P

OGM HES GONAN KILL ME. ='O

ROFL

Indeed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 17:08:05


another portal record was recorded today like 400 users, anyone got the picture of the users that where online then?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 17:11:02


It's one thing to box, and another to be good.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 17:11:08


At 9/16/06 05:08 PM, dawin45 wrote: another portal record was recorded today like 400 users, anyone got the picture of the users that where online then?

It was actually a BBS user record, not portal.
I dont have the pic, it should be somewhere in General.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 17:11:19


Has anyone else seen Zekey's Squaresville? Because that was amazing in my opinion.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 17:14:04


At 9/16/06 05:11 PM, MetalDart wrote: Has anyone else seen Zekey's Squaresville? Because that was amazing in my opinion.

I saw that last night, amazing indeed. Most people think Zekey is just a spam artist but he can really pull out some incredible flashes if he wants to.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-16 17:16:08


While we're on the topic of flashes, I think that this stick flash was very underrated. Please show your love, and submit it ot the Stick collection again! :)

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