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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 20:50:17


Elite Guard Second Lietenant: Mad-Cow
I like this badge a little more that Praporshit, but the last one is still my fav :P
Also, a 0.12 VP boost, not a whole lot, but it's still kinda high(or at least I like to think it is)...

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 20:52:41


At 8/25/06 08:50 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Elite Guard Second Lietenant: Mad-Cow
I like this badge a little more that Praporshit, but the last one is still my fav :P
Also, a 0.12 VP boost, not a whole lot, but it's still kinda high(or at least I like to think it is)...

Congrats to you Mad-Cow.
And congrats to everyone else as well!!! :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 20:58:05


At 8/25/06 08:50 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Elite Guard Second Lietenant: Mad-Cow
I like this badge a little more that Praporshit, but the last one is still my fav :P
Also, a 0.12 VP boost, not a whole lot, but it's still kinda high(or at least I like to think it is)...

Congratulations! I hope you get First Lieutenant very soon!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 21:56:25


At 8/25/06 08:52 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Congrats to you Mad-Cow.
And congrats to everyone else as well!!! :D

Same here. Congrats!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 22:29:04


At 8/25/06 12:14 AM, Peregrinus wrote: "It will take 1393.481 days at the rate of 17.832 B/P points per day to reach 30000 B/P Points." (almost 4 years)

-(

Me:
"It will take 633.864 days at the rate of 37.191 B/P points per day to reach 30000 B/P Points."
Less than 2 years, but still a lot.

Congrats to Mad-Cow on getting a new badge!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 22:53:40


beep fuck yo

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 23:30:20


Congrats to -Mitsubishi- for getting EG Sergeant, and Mad-Cow for getting EG Second Lieutenant.

At 8/25/06 04:33 PM, Donthurtme wrote: including Washu's impressive new whistle.

Me getting a gold whistle isn't impressive? :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 23:32:08


At 8/25/06 11:30 PM, Feedback- wrote: Congrats to -Mitsubishi- for getting EG Sergeant, and Mad-Cow for getting EG Second Lieutenant.

At 8/25/06 04:33 PM, Donthurtme wrote: including Washu's impressive new whistle.
Me getting a gold whistle isn't impressive? :(

Ya it is. Your looking at the next one to get the gold whistle!

I hope!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 23:40:51


At 8/25/06 10:29 PM, ElMaster wrote:
At 8/25/06 12:14 AM, Peregrinus wrote: "It will take 1393.481 days at the rate of 17.832 B/P points per day to reach 30000 B/P Points." (almost 4 years)

-(
Me:
"It will take 633.864 days at the rate of 37.191 B/P points per day to reach 30000 B/P Points."
Less than 2 years, but still a lot.

Congrats to Mad-Cow on getting a new badge!

Thanks to everyone that congratulated me, but I'm having a problem on the NG.
I want an estimate of how long it will take me to get 10,000, but I didn't really start b/ping until early summer this year, so it says me average b/p per day is like, 11-12, even though I know it's much higher than that.
Is there some way to fix this? :S


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 23:42:29


Gold whistle is impressive, Feedback! Certainly more impressive than me ranking up tomorrow to Master Sergeant! I'm almost through the silver badges. Suddenly, Praporshchik doesn't look all that far off anymore...just one more after tomorrow's rank-up.
Anyhoo, another question about flash submissions. Is there any way to recognize a malicious flash before opening it? Or at least to stop it before it becomes necessary to shut down the whole computer and reboot? I've been hit twice so far on NG, most recently yesterday...saw the warning in the Barracks a little bit too late for it to have helped me avoid it. It takes forever for my computer to reboot and I was more miffed about that than the disturbing images generated by the malicious flash, disturbing as they were. Thanks in advance for any commentary on this subject.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-25 23:49:18


At 8/25/06 11:42 PM, arianna1 wrote: Anyhoo, another question about flash submissions. Is there any way to recognize a malicious flash before opening it? Or at least to stop it before it becomes necessary to shut down the whole computer and reboot? I've been hit twice so far on NG, most recently yesterday...saw the warning in the Barracks a little bit too late for it to have helped me avoid it. It takes forever for my computer to reboot and I was more miffed about that than the disturbing images generated by the malicious flash, disturbing as they were. Thanks in advance for any commentary on this subject.

Not really. Usually people who are smart enough to know how to make flashes capable of fucking with your computer are also smart enough to not make an obviously-malicious alias, title, author comments, etc.. Beyond quickly shutting the window, and ctrl+alt+delete, there's not much you can do.

If a flash brings up a window, I highly advise clicking it out before it can load. Don't give it a chance to fuck you up. Just report the flash here, and we'll try to investigate as safely as possible.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 01:01:29


At 8/25/06 11:32 PM, Hemlok wrote:
At 8/25/06 11:30 PM, Feedback- wrote: Congrats to -Mitsubishi- for getting EG Sergeant, and Mad-Cow for getting EG Second Lieutenant.

At 8/25/06 04:33 PM, Donthurtme wrote: including Washu's impressive new whistle.
Me getting a gold whistle isn't impressive? :(
Ya it is. Your looking at the next one to get the gold whistle!

If you want that whistle my advice to you is to go to my first home on Ng the abuse review thread and get cracking. but I do wish you lucky on getting the gold whistle

In other news I got more B/P points this week then I ever got on NG ever in my life yay

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 01:07:30


At 8/25/06 11:32 PM, Hemlok wrote: Ya it is. Your looking at the next one to get the gold whistle!

I hope!

Well then, you better whistle like you never whistled before. Until then, I wish you the best of luck.

At 8/26/06 01:01 AM, Washu-Chan wrote: In other news I got more B/P points this week then I ever got on NG ever in my life yay

OGM. :O

Congrats on that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 03:31:09


Well after a long day on Newgrounds I have got a wonderful 127 points! I'm sad to say I will be missing Anti Clock Day because I have to attend to a Batmitzfah. I don't know why, I haven't seen the girl in three years. Of course it has to be on Anti Clock Day! I won't be able to have as much fun at the party because I'll be thinking of the hundreds of points I'm missing! So if anyone wants to use my account on this lovely day, don't hesitate to ask! I'm dreading school on tuesday, I'll miss you guys! Well I've had a great day today, what about you guys?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 03:47:42


At 8/25/06 03:03 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
I'll be busy soon enough as well but I'll still be here.

I'll take a shot in the dark and guess school?

At 8/25/06 03:34 PM, Hemlok wrote:
Do you guys think there back?

They already submitted 4 episodes in that series today. Looks like it. =/

At 8/25/06 03:41 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote:
They'll likely fall back into obscurity come 12:01AM 2night. :)

Yep.

This is mostly for jokes but the final statistics for "Krosork Day" are: 4 blammed entries, 0 saved entries and a combined average score of 0.48. =P

BTW congrats on becoming a Sergeant and 1,000 saves. ^_^

At 8/25/06 04:33 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
So, it will probably be another month yet before I am back in action, though I'll try and check up in here before then.

Good to hear from you again man, and changing time zones is good news for your b/p rate too. Even though for some strange reason two of the three fastest b/p'ers live in the UK.

Best of luck with university!

or was it college...
At 8/25/06 08:50 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
Elite Guard Second Lietenant: Mad-Cow

Congratulations on your rank up, and reaching the Top 300!

Is there some way to fix this? :S

Do the math yourself?

I don't know what your current b/p rate is right now, but for an example I'll say 50/day. Your 450 points away from 10,000 so I would divide 450 by 50 and that leaves you with 9 days.

At 8/26/06 12:29 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
Report:

You can't leave reports like that in the Barracks anymore K-P. You could get banned. ;_;

again =P

------------
EOD: 139 b/p.

Damn less then 60 points from a star pace, but even if I did stay up all night until Denvish's update I still won't make 58 points. Maybe I'll get lucky and it'll be a late update or something...

Speaking of updates...

Finally after nearly two full months I got around to finishing the
Top 100 Protectors!

Welcome to ThePunisher52, pepeatumi, Seamonky and Worldfamous. All b/ping prospects from the Barracks. ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 05:49:48


At 8/25/06 04:18 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 8/24/06 09:56 PM, Washu-Chan wrote: Hey When I got silver I never said one day I would get gold/Deity could have asked me if I had said that first!
You never said it - you just did it. Same difference :P

Actually he did both. I know I will never get diety. But I will have gold. I can't wait to see your face when I get it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 06:40:53


At 8/26/06 05:49 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
At 8/25/06 04:18 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 8/24/06 09:56 PM, Washu-Chan wrote: Hey When I got silver I never said one day I would get gold/Deity could have asked me if I had said that first!
You never said it - you just did it. Same difference :P
Actually he did both. I know I will never get diety. But I will have gold. I can't wait to see your face when I get it.

why does everyone care so much about the colour of their whistle. im happy with my silver whistle even if it is easy to get. as long as i keep flagging things i know that im doing all i can. you should be happy with that, no some shiney whistle (although it is soooo very pretty)
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 07:30:26


Stolen alert

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/334855

I saw this series before on another website and this is not the author's work

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 08:04:17


At 8/26/06 07:30 AM, Washu-Chan wrote: Stolen alert

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/334855

I saw this series before on another website and this is not the author's work

I flagged it, however it looks like it probably won't get marked for review since it's already had over 400 views.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 09:15:32


At 8/25/06 11:30 PM, Feedback- wrote: Congrats to -Mitsubishi- for getting EG Sergeant, and Mad-Cow for getting EG Second Lieutenant.

Thanks Feedback- and to everyone else!

And I can't believe there is actually an Anti-Clock Day. What's more, I can't believe I'll be MISSING ost of Anti-Clock Day. :(

Meh, I'll BLAM and PROTECT where I can. :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 09:41:44


At 8/26/06 03:31 AM, Hemlok wrote: I'm sad to say I will be missing Anti Clock Day because I have to attend to a Batmitzfah.
At 8/26/06 09:15 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: And I can't believe there is actually an Anti-Clock Day. What's more, I can't believe I'll be MISSING ost of Anti-Clock Day. :(

..Looks like a pretty normal day...only 21 UJ movies and new submissions are coming in like every 10 minutes so it's not active...well it's early still.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 10:14:50


lol @ Anti-Clock day! There are like 20 entries for ACD, but most of them Blam worthy anyway. Fail I say!

At 8/25/06 08:50 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Elite Guard Second Lietenant: Mad-Cow
I like this badge a little more that Praporshit, but the last one is still my fav :P
Also, a 0.12 VP boost, not a whole lot, but it's still kinda high(or at least I like to think it is)...

Hahah wait until you see next rank, it's the same with a golden I

At 8/24/06 06:40 PM, -Cole- wrote:
At 8/24/06 11:38 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Guess who just became Elite Guard First Lieutenant :D
Umm....Elvis?

Yes but that was some time ago, he's almost Corporal.

At 8/24/06 06:04 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 8/24/06 11:38 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Guess who just became Elite Guard First Lieutenant :D
Was it you?? It was you wasn't it? Anyways congratulations on getting the new rank.

Yeah it was in the newspapers didn't you see?

At 8/24/06 05:35 PM, Hemlok wrote:
At 8/24/06 11:38 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Guess who just became Elite Guard First Lieutenant :D
Hey good job! I just got that yesterday.

Hahah well done too dude!

At 8/24/06 01:54 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 8/24/06 11:38 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Guess who just became Elite Guard First Lieutenant :D
Congrats!

Thanks...

And.. .uh oh.... UH OH!!! Someone just made Elite Guard Corporal.... I'm not sure who, but it was SOMEbody...
Ok, it was ME!!!
In other news: Britney Spears is a skanky truck stop hoe.

OH! And my collab is coming along quite nicely! Getting good participation and I even got a popular auther to join in! (SWEET!)

And congrats for all this dude!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 10:25:58


I'm so bored...there's no activity in the portal...the last submission was 33 minutes ago...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 13:05:51


First of all a late congrats to Mad-Cow for making Elite Guard Second Lieutenant.. And what is with this Anti-Clock day? Its been nothing but a bunch of shitty movies (except for Luis' which was really good).

Also since everything got protected on Clock Day does this mean that everything gets blammed on anti-clock day?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 13:08:12


Happy!!!!!........
1) Account birthday to me (1 year old!!!)
2) Pirate Clock's birthday
3) Anti Clock Day (I'm making an Anti-Anti- Flash)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 14:25:19


At 8/26/06 01:05 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
Also since everything got protected on Clock Day does this mean that everything gets blammed on anti-clock day?

Nope even the main clocks on cc.net are 5'ing these.

At 8/26/06 06:40 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 8/26/06 05:49 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
why does everyone care so much about the colour of their whistle. im happy with my silver whistle even if it is easy to get. as long as i keep flagging things i know that im doing all i can. you should be happy with that, no some shiney whistle (although it is soooo very pretty)
e-v

Rofl, thats like asking shit why do people want higher badges?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 14:31:25


I expected a lot more submissions than this on Anti-Clock day...kind of a dissapointment, huh?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 14:34:03


At 8/26/06 02:31 PM, -Cole- wrote: I expected a lot more submissions than this on Anti-Clock day...kind of a dissapointment, huh?

Not really. not many people know anything about them like they do clocks so this is no suprise to me it would be slow.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 16:51:33


All 50 in the most recent list are current Under Judgement.

And y'all think Anti-Clock Day isn't that great. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 17:03:54


At 8/26/06 04:51 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: All 50 in the most recent list are current Under Judgement.
And y'all think Anti-Clock Day isn't that great. :-P

I like the fact about the 50 flashes Under Judgement. It's just that this really isn't a Clock Day for me. One Clock Day is good enough. I really don't see the point of an Anti-Clock Day day.


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