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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 17:04:34


At 8/26/06 04:51 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And y'all think Anti-Clock Day isn't that great. :-P

Have you guys checked out Luis's flash? Thats some mad shit, fo 'rizzle. >:(
But yeah, I'm trying to make a Flash, but I'm working on SO much stuff right now. :'(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 17:08:33


At 8/26/06 05:04 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 8/26/06 04:51 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And y'all think Anti-Clock Day isn't that great. :-P
Have you guys checked out Luis's flash? Thats some mad shit, fo 'rizzle. >:(
But yeah, I'm trying to make a Flash, but I'm working on SO much stuff right now. :'(

#1: Yeah, Luis's Flash is the Fo Shizzle. Probably the best one I have seen today so far.
#2: Nice, can't wait to see the flash when it comes into the Portal! :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 17:37:00


So Many Flashes...

So Many Points....

So Little Time To Use The Computer!!!

*Darts back to the flooded Portal*

Btw, Luis' flash is pretty sweet!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 17:37:28


At 8/26/06 05:08 PM, Seamonky wrote: #1: Yeah, Luis's Flash is the Fo Shizzle. Probably the best one I have seen today so far.

Fo rizzle my nizzle. It's nothing but a g thang. EAST SIDE!!!!!!! >:(

#2: Nice, can't wait to see the flash when it comes into the Portal! :)

Yeah, it may not come out today though. :'(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 18:00:42


Fadedshadow reporting for duty sir lol i said duty. I got a tankmen parody in progress which it isn't gonna be a spam one like most others and all that. I put a lot of effort into it but i still need voice talent who can imitate the voices of jimi stewart and/or bill cosby


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 19:08:45


Yeah, I saw -Luis-'s, and it was quite possibly the most well-animated flashes I've ever seen. If it doesn't get a permanent nestle in the Top 50 list, it'll be a damn shame.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 23:32:38


Great day today. I lost some hours of ACD because I was playing basketball for a few hours..I think I lost like 10 pounds from sweat alone lol. Tough ballers out here, its fun.

Going to sleep now,
salute.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 23:47:07


Hm, Anti Clock day was interesting, not nearly as good as Clock Day, but I still got quite a few points.
I don't think people understand that they're not the same, because I see people trying to pass crap flash, that might have stood a chance on CD, but definatly not now :P

Also, as some of you may want to know Anti-Clock day isnt really a day of bashing or being utterly negative, luis thought it up as sort of a counterpoint to the previous weekend's Clock day craze. Think of it more of a small scale parody of that day. Lets face it, love it or hate em, CC isnt going anywhere.. matter of fact theres Clocks are even joining in on it, all for the sake of wrapping up clockmainia for this year.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 23:52:32


Bah. I was busy doing other stuff, so I wasn't on NG for too long, and I missed about 5 hours of Clock Day.

But I did get a chance to see Luis' flash. So I'm happy.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-26 23:54:47


I missed about 5 hours of Anti Clock Day.

Fixed.

The spirit of Clock Day is being an asshole, and is messing with me. But at least it wasn't as busy as Clock Day, so I'm not too upset.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 00:18:56


I am very upset that my rank dropped again after I gained almost 50 per day this week. (my normal school week pace) It looks like that I will have to be maniac to pass the b/p robots. Also, there are quite a few ACD moives, most them are spammy and pointless. What I want to say is that you do not have to protect them if you do not think that they are good enough although it is ACD day. However, I have also found a few good ones, especially a moive about the knight clock, check it out. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 01:00:12


anti-clockday has been nice to me. not sure how many b/p i got, but any day where i get over 200 is a good day :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 01:03:28


I got me over 80 B/P this week per day my best ever. I am surprised I only moved up 2 ranks though. Oh well that is what happens when you let a bunch of B/P junkies catch up and pass you. Have a nice night people.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 01:22:04


At 8/25/06 11:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Not really. Usually people who are smart enough to know how to make flashes capable of fucking with your computer are also smart enough to not make an obviously-malicious alias, title, author comments, etc.. Beyond quickly shutting the window, and ctrl+alt+delete, there's not much you can do.

If a flash brings up a window, I highly advise clicking it out before it can load. Don't give it a chance to fuck you up. Just report the flash here, and we'll try to investigate as safely as possible.

Thanks for the advice. Usually, when I get hit, though, it takes me so long to log back in thanks to a slow slow computer that someone has already reported it in the barracks.
Anti-clock Day?! Neat idea for another day of better than usual b/p point collecting. The one by Luis was easily one of the best flashes I have seen. I was quite pleased that it got the Daily #1. Since I never really paid much attention to what's new on NG before...yes, I was one of those who watched 5 flashes per day, deposited, then went to other things...are there any other kinds of days or do they just spring up unexpectedly?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 02:48:02


I had a terrible day for Newgrounds. Since I had to attend a Batmitzfah I was only on the computer for about an thirty minutes and I managed to get 64 points! I need to know about how many flashes were submitted. The two times I was online the under judgement went to about 35. Did it ever get passed 50? I didn't expect it to be that big but I'm sure it was a better day then normal. The Batmitzfah was terrible, all they played was rap music. My friend and I did win a competition though so that wa spretty sweet! Also school starts on Tuesday! So I have had a terrible day here on Newgrounds, I'm sure you guys had a great day, I want to know how many points you guys got.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 09:54:05


This is NOT my main account.
My main account JUST has 1500 B/P points.
Here it is!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 10:15:06


At 8/27/06 09:54 AM, -NightFade- wrote: This is NOT my main account.
My main account JUST has 1500 B/P points.
Here it is!

So why didnt you post with that one?
And is that an awkward join request?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 10:43:17


At 8/27/06 09:54 AM, -NightFade- wrote: This is NOT my main account.
My main account JUST has 1500 B/P points.
Here it is!

Fake I say! Untrue! Liar!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 15:33:33


At 8/27/06 10:43 AM, -Casualty- wrote:
At 8/27/06 09:54 AM, -NightFade- wrote: This is NOT my main account.
My main account JUST has 1500 B/P points.
Here it is!
Fake I say! Untrue! Liar!

Yeah, seriously...if he wants to join, he needs to post with it. Merely linking to an account is not enough proof...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 15:41:24


At 8/27/06 03:33 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yeah, seriously...if he wants to join, he needs to post with it. Merely linking to an account is not enough proof...

If he's like banned or something, than can't he just wait until he's un-banned?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 16:43:58


At 8/27/06 03:41 PM, -Cole- wrote:
At 8/27/06 03:33 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yeah, seriously...if he wants to join, he needs to post with it. Merely linking to an account is not enough proof...
If he's like banned or something, than can't he just wait until he's un-banned?

Well, in the profiles, one is 22 from Iowa and the other is 14 from Ireland...

Not the same guy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 17:29:13


Here is another chance for you to gain whistle points. Check out the moive called "motherman", it is a porno video. Whistle it, quick!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 17:29:52


At 8/27/06 05:29 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Here is another chance for you to gain whistle points. Check out the moive called "motherman", it is a porno video. Whistle it, quick!

It's been whistled. You beat me to posting it!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 19:12:32


At 8/27/06 04:43 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 8/27/06 03:41 PM, -Cole- wrote:
At 8/27/06 03:33 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yeah, seriously...if he wants to join, he needs to post with it. Merely linking to an account is not enough proof...
If he's like banned or something, than can't he just wait until he's un-banned?
Well, in the profiles, one is 22 from Iowa and the other is 14 from Ireland...

Not the same guy.

Yeah like thats gonna matter. You have any idea how many people like about age/locaton? I do with my alt.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 19:26:16


At 8/27/06 05:29 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Here is another chance for you to gain whistle points. Check out the moive called "motherman", it is a porno video. Whistle it, quick!

What do you mean a porno video?
Is it like a clip, or one of those gross things like bigbag?
Also, how big is it, so we'll know it's that movie if we see something that size.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 19:29:23


Ah, well it's irrelevant. All Newgrounders seeking EGB membership need to post with an account of Elite Guard rank to be considered. I'm not going to take someone's word that they have an EG alt.

In other news......well, actually there doesn't appear to be much other news. Portal is average...no major threats from rulebreaking stuff...no spam attacks...eh. The sea of the portal is calm.

...I want a hurricane of flashes. Damn, is the gap between General and Supreme Commander big... :-(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 20:31:17


Just saying that HoboPorn won't be here for 3 days because he got banned for posting in a spam thread. :'(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 20:37:02


This is NOT my main account.
My main account has LIKE 9500 B/P points.
Here it is!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 21:04:08


At 8/27/06 07:29 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ah, well it's irrelevant. All Newgrounders seeking EGB membership need to post with an account of Elite Guard rank to be considered. I'm not going to take someone's word that they have an EG alt.

Fully agreed. If you are genuine, post with your real account. If it's banned, you're probably not the kind of person we want around here, as you're performing an act so frowned upon on NG that you'll get all your accounts deleted for it.

In other news......well, actually there doesn't appear to be much other news. Portal is average...no major threats from rulebreaking stuff...no spam attacks...eh. The sea of the portal is calm.

Well, I came in with almost 30 flash UJ...you'd have creamed your pants if that happened in January...that almost qualifies for DEFCON 2...

...I want a hurricane of flashes. Damn, is the gap between General and Supreme Commander big... :-(

Welcome to my previous world. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-27 21:14:33


At 8/27/06 07:29 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: In other news......well, actually there doesn't appear to be much other news. Portal is average...no major threats from rulebreaking stuff...no spam attacks...eh. The sea of the portal is calm.

That is if you call about 30 flashes that are UJ "calm." :P

...I want a hurricane of flashes. Damn, is the gap between General and Supreme Commander big... :-(

I remember that feeling.


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