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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:32:25


At 8/2/06 10:21 PM, Seamonky wrote: I know why people are making gay Toof Parodies. It's because Toof animation is so easy to do and some of the Toof flashes win portal awards.

yea but i mean, its not quite what you could call his fault that people voted on it the way they did. i really enjoy the humor and jokes with such an obviously simple setting and use of characters. but the thing is its different each time. its not like foamy where theres no lip synching, only a few tweens, and basically just obscenities attached to racial groups. this is different. but either way, people voted on them in order for them to win awards, not him.

I hope this doesn't get outta hand like the Foamy parodies.

me too. that was just over the top. but some of those were really funny. some of these are as well, dont get me wrong. i just think that toof is a lot better than foamy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:32:40


At 8/2/06 10:25 PM, RSQViper wrote: Ah, well. Free BLAM points.

WR ONG!

And besides, I liked this one. Also, if you read Zekey's description he doesn't give a shit about making a good parody, he just shows that if he slaps TooF on the name, it will be protected. He doesn't care about e-rep or the abusive reviews, he just did it for fun and to make a point.

And no, I am not a fan of either series. But, I find some of both (real and parodies) funny.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:45:48


At 8/2/06 10:32 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 8/2/06 10:25 PM, RSQViper wrote: Ah, well. Free BLAM points.
WR ONG!

And besides, I liked this one. Also, if you read Zekey's description he doesn't give a shit about making a good parody, he just shows that if he slaps TooF on the name, it will be protected. He doesn't care about e-rep or the abusive reviews, he just did it for fun and to make a point.

And no, I am not a fan of either series. But, I find some of both (real and parodies) funny.

Well, yes some do get thru, but a lot don't . If they're funny, hell, I vote for them to stay. Ones like that screaming one get the ZEROs, though.

Thanks for that link to the Dizzy D animation. That was pretty funny. Especially that commentary. LOL. He was giving LogoPresents some crap in PM.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:49:45


At 8/2/06 10:45 PM, RSQViper wrote: Well, yes some do get thru, but a lot don't . If they're funny, hell, I vote for them to stay. Ones like that screaming one get the ZEROs, though.

Only two TooF parodies got blammed. They are also by unpopularr flash artists, and just us the title to piss people off. They didn't make a TooF parody, just something to pisss off TooF fans. Another was called LogoPresentsFuckSHisMom, but that isn't a TooF parody.


Thanks for that link to the Dizzy D animation. That was pretty funny. Especially that commentary. LOL. He was giving LogoPresents some crap in PM.

It twas, wasn't it?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 23:04:07


Number Game!

5 - How many pieces of Flash ar einthe portal at this very moment.
21 - What place my Flash came in for the week. (just missed Weekly top 20 =[ )

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 23:04:26


At 8/2/06 10:04 PM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, is it just me or is there an especially WHOLE LOT of Anti-TooF stuff hitting the portal the last couple days?

Yeah but they've all been super hilarious. I love the TooF series, but the parodies are awesome

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 00:02:31


Daily Report For 8/2/06

Start: 15,192 Blams/8,023 Saves
End: 15,253 Blams/8,048 Saves
Total: 61 Blams/25 Saves (86 Total)

Next Rank: 199 Until Lieutenant General (Target Date: 8/4/06)

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 00:03:14


Daily Report 8/2:

Start: 23,455 blams. 8,508 saves.
End: 23,526 blams. 8,527 saves.
Overall: 71 blams. 19 saves. (Total: 90)

Total b/p: 32,053.

Finally out of the 31,000's. That took longer than I thought. :/

Salute.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 00:06:05


At 8/3/06 12:03 AM, DashNCrash wrote: Finally out of the 31,000's. That took longer than I thought. :/

Congratulations. That did actually take a little while. You seemed tohave slowed down in your old age there sir. Still a great total. Good luck getting back on track.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 00:08:44


ATTENTION JOKER ADT!!!

I deposited my eperience for Thursday. I was up later than I thought. :P
Just deposit for me Friday and Saturday please. You know my password.

EOD REPORT
Over 100, I'm sure.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 00:11:42


End of the Day Report:

Well i didn't do that well, I only got in about 20-25 today. I was gone from 12-8 though so it's understandable. Hope to have a better day tomorrow. Oh, and Cpngrats to DeadNCrash for First Deposit User today, i noticed he had it with a time at 12:00 even.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 00:19:45


Daily Report #4: 8/2/06

Blams: 10787 (+92)
Saves: 6459 (+45)
Total: 17383 (+137)

Ranked #141 in Blams and Protection Points!

Salutes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 00:22:05


At 8/3/06 12:06 AM, Turkeybean wrote: You seemed tohave slowed down in your old age there sir.

Since I was off work the last three days, I was trying to get at least 75 each day. And I'll have to be working some evening shifts until the end of the week, before I become my active self again. :D

Still a great total.

Thanks, Turk.

Good luck getting back on track.

Heh, I'll be trying.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 00:56:57


daily report for 8/2

Blams: 10563
Saves: 6342
Total B/P points: 16905
Total B/P points acquired today: 120
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel (595 until next grade)

good day today. was up for all of it, so that couldnt hurt i imagine. theres still some leftover now for tomorrow to give me a running start which is good. as long as i do well tomorrow and decent saturday, ill have a nice pace for the week. estimating colonel to be about friday or saturday.

good luck to everyone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 00:57:58


End of Day Report for 8-02-06

Blams: 2865
Saves: 1434
Total B/P points: 4299
Total B/P points acquired today: 71
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (701 until next grade)

Spent too much time on fanfiction today. As far as reaching EGSC, I see myself as the Little Engine that Could...I think I can, I think I can...slow but sure

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 01:25:11


(slightly late) Day's End Report!

150 points. Not bad. BUT I CAN DO BETTER!

:looks at self in mirror: DO YOU CALL THAT FAST, MAGGOT? I'VE SEEN E-SNAILS FASTER THAN YOU! YOU EXPECT TO BECOME A SUPREME COMMANDER BY MAKING PITIFUL LITTLE 150-A-DAY GAINS?! YOU DISGUST ME!

I better go back to the portal, before I kick my ass for being such a slow B/P'er. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 01:45:58


At 8/3/06 01:25 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
looks at self in mirror: DO YOU CALL THAT FAST, MAGGOT? I'VE SEEN E-SNAILS FASTER THAN YOU! YOU EXPECT TO BECOME A SUPREME COMMANDER BY MAKING PITIFUL LITTLE 150-A-DAY GAINS?! YOU DISGUST ME!

LMFAO

End of Day Report

Blams: 3139
Saves: 1833
Total B/P points: 4972
Total B/P points acquired today: 93
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (28 until next grade) Should make it in a couple of hours :)
B/P Rank: #638 (+5 move since last log)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 04:25:27


At 8/2/06 03:59 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: That would present a problem but you spend some time at home right?

Yes I do spend time at home, but I've got World of Warcraft installed on that computer. I get in, check the portal and then load that game up.

Coop83 Report 03.08.06
Blams: 10,006 (+26)
Saves: 4,572 (+11)
Total: 14,578 (+37)

Broke my way past my first 10k stat. Now it's only 176 days until I reach the doublelist (Experience will be my next 10k stat)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 05:05:28


Sir yes sir! -Farplane- reporting for duty!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 05:11:55


At 8/3/06 05:05 AM, -Farplane- wrote: Sir yes sir! -Farplane- reporting for duty!

Welcome aboard, Private! Good to have ya here!

First up, read the Barracks FAQ. If you don't have any questions, sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get you registered.

That's really all you have to do! I hope you have a good time here! :salute:

---Barracks Recruitment Officer Major General Firestorm


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 05:18:43


At 8/3/06 05:11 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 8/3/06 05:05 AM, -Farplane- wrote: Sir yes sir! -Farplane- reporting for duty!
Welcome aboard, Private! Good to have ya here!

First up, read the Barracks FAQ. If you don't have any questions, sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get you registered.

That's really all you have to do! I hope you have a good time here! :salute:

---Barracks Recruitment Officer Major General Firestorm

Understood sir! However! I will not sign up to the Elite Guard barracks on an alternate site! Newgrounds is the only website for my service!

D I like talking like this!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 06:47:08


At 8/3/06 05:18 AM, -Farplane- wrote: Understood sir! However! I will not sign up to the Elite Guard barracks on an alternate site! Newgrounds is the only website for my service!

The alternate site is just our private forums, with important features such as the FAQ (which you MUST read and agree to) and secure areas for any sensitive information we have. However, it seems a good deal of the people here forgot it's there! :sigh:

Speaking of...seriously, y'all, USE THE FORUMS MORE...don't make me have to whip out my blam-revolvers...Major General Slash has very potent skills with those things...

D I like talking like this!

We all do, lol. Mainly because the majority of the Barracks has to call me sir. XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 07:08:09


Blams: 5742
Saves: 3712
Total B/P points: 9454
Total B/P points acquired today: 102
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Praporshchik (46 until next grade)

Yay, level up today!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 07:38:31


At 8/2/06 08:42 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 8/2/06 Report - As of 0815 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #451 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 4109 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2383 +4 from yesterday
Next Rank: 508 points until Sergeant Major

8/3/06 Report - As of 0645 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #452 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 4113 +4 from yesterday
Saves: 2387 +4 from yesterday
Next Rank: 500 points until Sergeant Major


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 08:55:32


At 8/3/06 05:05 AM, -Farplane- wrote: Sir yes sir! -Farplane- reporting for duty!

Aha! A new recruit! As Chief Barracks Officer, let me welcome you to the Barracks as well!

At 8/3/06 05:18 AM, -Farplane- wrote: Understood sir! However! I will not sign up to the Elite Guard barracks on an alternate site! Newgrounds is the only website for my service!

I understand your loyalty to the Portal and to Newgrounds, Private, but the Barracks Forums is merely a supplement to our thread here, and is all about Newgrounds and the Portal in the first place. Mostly people converse here, but there are some conversations that cannot be done here in the main thread. For those, we go to the Barracks Forums. If you only chat here, you miss a lot of what the Barracks is about. I assure the time you use to defend the Portal will not be usurped by the Forums, Private. That is the ultimate goal of the Barracks, after all!

D I like talking like this!
Imagine me when I started this thread... :-)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 09:10:12


Finally after refreshing my profile for like 2 hours haha I got Sergeant First Class.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 09:16:40


At 8/3/06 09:10 AM, El_Master wrote: Finally after refreshing my profile for like 2 hours haha I got Sergeant First Class.

We've ALL been there. I must have waited about an hour for 8 measely little points to clear the Portal for me to get Lieutenant General...

Congratulations on your promotion, Sergeant First Class!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 11:03:54


I thought I'd post my statistics while I wait.

Yesterday report 2/8/06:

Blams: 6
Protect: 1
Total B/P: 1,595
Total aquired: 7

I was bored so I played Club Penguin.


What the hell are YOU staring at?!- Duckman

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 11:12:32


At 8/3/06 09:16 AM, EagleRock wrote: We've ALL been there. I must have waited about an hour for 8 measely little points to clear the Portal for me to get Lieutenant General...

That was yesterday for me, I needed 20 Blams to reach 10k and I got as far as 9,999. When I'd waitied for about 2 hours, I came to go home, checked and was still at 9,999. I posted that achievement on the Level up lounge, checked one last time before I went and there it was. 10k.

*salutes*

*returns salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-03 12:00:59


Here's my Beginning of Day report/End of Day report for yesterday.

Blams: 1,320 (+44)
Protects: 634 (+23)
B/P Rank: 1,902 (+59) was 1,911
46 Until my next grade.

Can I do it?!? CAN RSQViper get a promotion today!?!

Only time will tell...

Dun dun DUUNNNNN.....