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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 09:03:58


At 8/2/06 08:52 AM, worldfamous wrote: but i cant prove it because i cant find the original. im almost positive that ive played it long ago, but cant find anything. the author has no other submissions, or even favorite ones. maybe someone can help me out.

Yeah, it is. If you click on the question mark, you can see all the websites and that game was made in 2002. It is stolen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 09:17:05


At 8/2/06 08:34 AM, EagleRock wrote: Oh, that place. Yeah, doing stuff outside is a severe detriment to B/P. It doesn't have much out there, either. Just a way to make money, food, entertainment, and, well, things that make you have a life. :-)

Hahah yeah. This time it was mainly for food and entertaining :P And a life of course.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 09:20:50


At 8/2/06 09:02 AM, Turkeybean wrote: You may have grabbed the wrong subbmission. The author ofthe flash you linked tohas four other subbmissions with a c+ batting average. Although his profile is alittle bare, it is not completly dry of any sense of newgroundship. Hissign-up date is from 2003, so he cearly did not create and altjust to steal flash. Could still be stolen, this is just what I have seen so I thought I would add it.

i think i accidentally clicked the wrong submission like you said. my bad. i dont know how i made that mistake, but o well. i had a hunch it was stolen and went with it. glad i was right :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 09:24:01


Oops, wrong account, I'll see if I can get some one to get rid of it... again.

At 8/2/06 08:34 AM, EagleRock wrote: If my memory of history is correct, this is roughly a 2000-year-old war?

Israel has been fighting everyone since it first came to be. This religious "Turf war" is a pain in the ass but we aren't about to just let them have their way. We may be the small kid standing up to the bully, but this little kid has his own rockets. Point is, rough as it may be, the message will eventually be clear: "Don't fuck with us".

So be it. I'm not sure who will take over what position (you technically have three, lol), but I'm sure it will work out. I'm also sure it's the last thing from your mind, what with huge giant bombs coming at you.

I expect them to talk to each other if there is a need for a big decision or if a spammer comes, to show they have a pair of balls and call a mod to take care of it. I trust them and they are here a long time. Of course once I'm back for good they will resume their regular positions. Also now that I asked Eagle to admin me on our forums, I can validate new member if there such a need, but be warned, background checkes will be held and they will be third degree. So if I have a doubt about some one, off with their head.

At 8/2/06 06:35 AM, El_Master wrote:
They come from a magical pineapple under the sea.

Sea? Is that what you older folks are calling underwear today? lol, knowing you aren't much older than me....Pops.

Ditto.

You find me one person willing to get a pc to my door while rockets are flying above, and I'll find the mental hospital he escaped from.

At 8/2/06 08:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: Shall we put it like this, sir:
I have LOADS of milestones still to pass. I won't be done with them for years yet.

Never the less, you can't give up, or I'll....rant about it. Keep up the ok work <_<


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 09:43:42


At 8/2/06 09:17 AM, -Casualty- wrote:
At 8/2/06 08:34 AM, EagleRock wrote: Oh, that place. Yeah, doing stuff outside is a severe detriment to B/P. It doesn't have much out there, either. Just a way to make money, food, entertainment, and, well, things that make you have a life. :-)
Hahah yeah. This time it was mainly for food and entertaining :P And a life of course.

LOL...imagine getting an apartment and furnishing it...ugh. 15 days without Internet access? I was going to explode.

At 8/2/06 09:20 AM, -Speedy- wrote:
At 8/2/06 09:24 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Oops, wrong account, I'll see if I can get some one to get rid of it... again.

Depositing for a friend, eh?

At 8/2/06 08:34 AM, EagleRock wrote: If my memory of history is correct, this is roughly a 2000-year-old war?
Israel has been fighting everyone since it first came to be. This religious "Turf war" is a pain in the ass but we aren't about to just let them have their way. We may be the small kid standing up to the bully, but this little kid has his own rockets. Point is, rough as it may be, the message will eventually be clear: "Don't fuck with us".

Well, best of luck in that matter. You seem to be doing okay against Lebanon right now...consistently pushing North...

So be it. I'm not sure who will take over what position (you technically have three, lol), but I'm sure it will work out. I'm also sure it's the last thing from your mind, what with huge giant bombs coming at you.
I expect them to talk to each other if there is a need for a big decision or if a spammer comes, to show they have a pair of balls and call a mod to take care of it. I trust them and they are here a long time. Of course once I'm back for good they will resume their regular positions. Also now that I asked Eagle to admin me on our forums, I can validate new member if there such a need, but be warned, background checkes will be held and they will be third degree. So if I have a doubt about some one, off with their head.

Yes. Joker and Slash have been dedicated members to the Barracks and I have no doubt in their worthiness for the roles. I'll be around more often now that I have Internet (hopefully), so I can be counted back in to the Officer mix.

At 8/2/06 06:35 AM, El_Master wrote:
They come from a magical pineapple under the sea.
Sea? Is that what you older folks are calling underwear today? lol, knowing you aren't much older than me....Pops.

Har, har. In my day, a young whippersnapper like you wouldn't talk that way to his elder! *shakes cane*

Ditto.
You find me one person willing to get a pc to my door while rockets are flying above, and I'll find the mental hospital he escaped from.

www.dell.com might. Call them up. They are whorish enough...they might just do it.

At 8/2/06 08:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: Shall we put it like this, sir:
I have LOADS of milestones still to pass. I won't be done with them for years yet.
Never the less, you can't give up, or I'll....rant about it. Keep up the ok work <_<

Ouch. Remember, just one B/P makes you closer to EGSC...it all counts.

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I am working full time now, so I'm going to be gone Monday-Fridayfrom 11:15AM - 8:30PM EST (that's EagleRock Standard Time, which coincidentally is the same as Eastern Standard Time). If I don't respond then, you know why. I'll try to post every morning an evening to check up on any issues that need to be resolved.

Also, I'll be doing some cleanup in the forums soon. There's just one too many accounts to keep track of, most of them from people who were interested in joining and never did. I'll be doing a mass-cleanup, so if your account is deleted or is no longer authenticated, let me know. I'll keep everyone up to date.

Lastly, it's August...is Clock Day coming on the 15th? Any news on this?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 09:58:42


At 8/2/06 09:43 AM, EagleRock wrote: Depositing for a friend, eh?

More like hacking, but your story sounds much better.

Well, best of luck in that matter. You seem to be doing okay against Lebanon right now...consistently pushing North...

Yeah, too bad we are still fighting for the same desert like turf. Personally I'd rather live like a spolied ass far away from such weather.

so I can be counted back in to the Officer mix.

Cool.

Har, har. In my day, a young whippersnapper like you wouldn't talk that way to his elder! *shakes cane*

Chill Gramps... In my day you can talk however you like to any one you like, as long as no one catches you. Ask Bush.

www.dell.com might. Call them up. They are whorish enough...they might just do it.

I'll look into it, but I doubt they will. Most of the people there aren't paid enough to risk life and limb deliviring me my bloody pc. But I could care less for them so I'll check it out.

Ouch. Remember, just one B/P makes you closer to EGSC...it all counts.

nice motto. but it needs a funny ending..." just one B/P makes you closer to EGSC...it all counts. Assuming you have the 30,000+ days to get there". Not much on a short notice.

Lastly, it's August...is Clock Day coming on the 15th? Any news on this?

I think it's planned as planned, nothing I know has changed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 10:20:05


Yeah, if anything important comes up, me and Joker and Eagle can take care of it. Including kicking ass and taking names, heheh.

On another note, if any of you haven't been using the Forums lately, get your lazy asses on there! It's not just there for recruitment!

Ah, Clock Day. I'm buying a third alarm clock to wake me up at exactly midnight (NG time) so I can be there every single minute of Clock Day. I have a fucked up sleep pattern, and sometimes two alarms isn't enough, lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 10:21:47


At 8/2/06 04:08 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 8/1/06 06:06 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey guys I'm not sure if you notice this but you can now see all the reviews you made for audio on your profile! I have 17
I'm having enough trouble with reviewing flash, I'm going to continue to stay away from the audio stuffs.

You should at least review one audio that wont kill you will it?

At 8/2/06 06:05 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I'm officially leaving Slash and Joker in charge to take my place while I'm away and I'll fix everything once my pc is in one piece. I'll also try and catch up in the pages...

Understood I do my best to keep everything under control and good luck getting your PC fixed or a new one!

At 8/2/06 08:34 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 8/1/06 06:06 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Hey guys I'm not sure if you notice this but you can now see all the reviews you made for audio on your profile! I have 17
Never even noticed. That's awesome though, because I always thought the Audio Portal was neglected. I have 16 reviews myself.

Yeah hopefully this will get people to check out the audio portal but I don't think it will!

If only you could get ten more exp from audio!
At 8/2/06 09:58 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 8/2/06 09:43 AM, EagleRock wrote: Lastly, it's August...is Clock Day coming on the 15th? Any news on this?
I think it's planned as planned, nothing I know has changed.

It is and Tom is giving out X-box 360 to the best five clock crew flashes so that could motivate people to submit more flashes!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 11:05:13


Ok every one, I gotta go for today... I hope to be back tomorrow, take care.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 11:08:52


At 8/2/06 09:58 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 8/2/06 09:43 AM, EagleRock wrote: Depositing for a friend, eh?
More like hacking, but your story sounds much better.

ooooooooooooo

Well, best of luck in that matter. You seem to be doing okay against Lebanon right now...consistently pushing North...
Yeah, too bad we are still fighting for the same desert like turf. Personally I'd rather live like a spolied ass far away from such weather.

You can come to New Jersey...to the 100+ degree heat!

Har, har. In my day, a young whippersnapper like you wouldn't talk that way to his elder! *shakes cane*
Chill Gramps... In my day you can talk however you like to any one you like, as long as no one catches you. Ask Bush.

Haha...let's not go there. I live under this guys juris-my-dick-tion, remember?

www.dell.com might. Call them up. They are whorish enough...they might just do it.
I'll look into it, but I doubt they will. Most of the people there aren't paid enough to risk life and limb deliviring me my bloody pc. But I could care less for them so I'll check it out.

lol, FedEx

Ouch. Remember, just one B/P makes you closer to EGSC...it all counts.
nice motto. but it needs a funny ending..." just one B/P makes you closer to EGSC...it all counts. Assuming you have the 30,000+ days to get there". Not much on a short notice.

I like it too, but I was kinda going for encouragement, not playful defeatism. :-)

Lastly, it's August...is Clock Day coming on the 15th? Any news on this?
I think it's planned as planned, nothing I know has changed.

I could use the points, lol. Hell, if I plan it right, I might make it to EGSC on Clock Day! I was "scheduled" (assuming 100 B/P a day) to make it on August 3rd, but as you can see, that's out the window. I can't even make 50 B/P a day now, thanks to full time. But whatever. Clock Day can probably be a good 200 B/P rake even on a weekday.

Oh well. Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work I go...to work my balls off answerin' calls...hi-ho, hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho, hi-ho, I really gotta go...I better skate or I'll be late...hi-ho, hi-ho.

ahhh...last second creativity :-)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 11:08:56


At 8/2/06 10:20 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ah, Clock Day. I'm buying a third alarm clock to wake me up at exactly midnight (NG time) so I can be there every single minute of Clock Day. I have a fucked up sleep pattern, and sometimes two alarms isn't enough, lol.

Way to be dedicated slash : )

Well the portal somewhat OK this morning, I'll get some decent amount of b/p's before evening.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 11:40:09


At 8/2/06 09:24 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 8/2/06 08:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: Shall we put it like this, sir:
I have LOADS of milestones still to pass. I won't be done with them for years yet.
Never the less, you can't give up, or I'll....rant about it. Keep up the ok work <_<

What do you mean ok work? I've got more experience and posts than you, sonny boy... er I mean sir *salute*

At 8/2/06 10:21 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: You should at least review one audio that wont kill you will it?

|Well, when most of my NG time is in the office, where I have no speakers. Problem


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 12:26:04


At 8/2/06 10:20 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I have a fucked up sleep pattern

Me too, 100%. Every day I wake up at different hours, sometimes at 9am, sometimes at 5pm, lol. My body's just fricking weird and some days sleeps for 5 hours and others for 13. But unlike you, I'll be at school on Clock Day...damn what a waste. I'll try to get here before 4pm though, and get the rest of the day and cash in on at least 200 points

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 13:51:44


Here's my Beginning of Day report/End of Day report for yesterday.

Blams: 1,276 (+17)
Protects: 611 (+17)
B/P Rank: 1,961 (+45) was 1,961.
113 Until my next grade.

I finally crested the top 2,000 B/P Ranked People!

Also, good to see you're ok, Ghost_Phantom! Keep dodging those rockets. And good luck to your country. I know with Israel's history, I have no idea why people keep screwing with them. I mean, they pretty much kick everyone's asses.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 15:59:56


At 8/2/06 11:40 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 8/2/06 10:21 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: You should at least review one audio that wont kill you will it?
|Well, when most of my NG time is in the office, where I have no speakers. Problem

That would present a problem but you spend some time at home right?

DEFCON Update:

Since Ghost wont be on a lot and egale is at work I figur Slash or I should be updating the DEFCON and we have a decent amount of UJ's so I'm putting it to DEFCON 3!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 17:19:28


stolen alert:

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/328969

the flash itself states that the author is deviljoy. dont see anything about "pumpkin faggot" as the author.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 18:16:53


lmao

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Slowness in the portal. There's like... 8 Flashes in there right now.

LOL. And the guy posting above signed up today.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 19:18:54


We don't respond to spammers, or acknowledge them. Guys...getting tired of saying this. It's doing nothing but giving them attention.

No need to apologize for it...just don't do it again. If any person is repeatedly spamming, or if multiple people are, I assure you that one of us senior members will handle it, as we always have.

I need to stick this in the FAQ in big bold letters...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 20:13:31


At 8/2/06 06:55 PM, RSQViper wrote: Slowness in the portal. There's like... 8 Flashes in there right now.

Yeah your right so...

DEFCON Update:

With the portal slowing down we are now at DEFCON 4 hopefully the portal wont get any slower!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 20:56:26


At 8/2/06 11:40 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 8/2/06 09:24 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 8/2/06 08:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: Shall we put it like this, sir:
I have LOADS of milestones still to pass. I won't be done with them for years yet.
Never the less, you can't give up, or I'll....rant about it. Keep up the ok work <_<
What do you mean ok work? I've got more experience and posts than you, sonny boy... er I mean sir *salute*

Ha...you tell 'em!

At 8/2/06 07:18 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: We don't respond to spammers, or acknowledge them. Guys...getting tired of saying this. It's doing nothing but giving them attention.

Exactly. The EGB does not make habits of responding to spammers, as it only causes trouble.

No need to apologize for it...just don't do it again. If any person is repeatedly spamming, or if multiple people are, I assure you that one of us senior members will handle it, as we always have.

Exactly. Slash, especially, will be here 25 hours a day to surveil the Portal and the Barracks. And yes, I did mean to type 25 hours a day. He's that insane.

I need to stick this in the FAQ in big bold letters...

Please do. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 20:59:31


Well guys, tomorrow I leave for Maryland. Joker Adt will deposit for me. I should have 3320 experience when I come back Joker, so make sure to deposit everyday for me okay? ;)

I'll be back Saturday this week.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:04:13


I need to stick this in the FAQ in big bold letters...

Okay.
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Hey, is it just me or is there an especially WHOLE LOT of Anti-TooF stuff hitting the portal the last couple days?

I mean, the series isn't that great, but all this hostility? Weird.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:16:17


At 8/2/06 10:04 PM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, is it just me or is there an especially WHOLE LOT of Anti-TooF stuff hitting the portal the last couple days?

I mean, the series isn't that great, but all this hostility? Weird.

no its definitely not you. ive noticed it too, but cant find the reasoning. ive never undertsood when people took such trouble to try and make fun of logo's work. hes one of my favorite authors, and i really like the toof series. it goes all the way back to the all NG fads must die thing. o well.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:21:08


At 8/2/06 10:16 PM, worldfamous wrote:
At 8/2/06 10:04 PM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, is it just me or is there an especially WHOLE LOT of Anti-TooF stuff hitting the portal the last couple days?

I mean, the series isn't that great, but all this hostility? Weird.
no its definitely not you. ive noticed it too, but cant find the reasoning. ive never undertsood when people took such trouble to try and make fun of logo's work. hes one of my favorite authors, and i really like the toof series. it goes all the way back to the all NG fads must die thing. o well.

I know why people are making gay Toof Parodies. It's because Toof animation is so easy to do and some of the Toof flashes win portal awards. I hope this doesn't get outta hand like the Foamy parodies.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:22:22


At 8/2/06 10:16 PM, worldfamous wrote:
At 8/2/06 10:04 PM, RSQViper wrote: Hey, is it just me or is there an especially WHOLE LOT of Anti-TooF stuff hitting the portal the last couple days?

sn't that great, but all this hostility? Weird.


no its definitely not you. ive noticed it too, but cant find the reasoning.

The resoning is people think he's a lazy son of a bitch using overused characters and using only motion tweens and unnecessary cencorship. I can see why they think that, and in some aspects I think they're right. I love Dizzy D's parody of it. Watch his parody and you can learn a lot from it surprisingly.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:25:41


At 8/2/06 10:21 PM, Seamonky wrote:
no its definitely not you. ive noticed it too, but cant find the reasoning. ive never undertsood when people took such trouble to try and make fun of logo's work. hes one of my favorite authors, and i really like the toof series. it goes all the way back to the all NG fads must die thing. o well.
I know why people are making gay Toof Parodies. It's because Toof animation is so easy to do and some of the Toof flashes win portal awards. I hope this doesn't get outta hand like the Foamy parodies.

At least with the Foamy parodies it was only 2-4 a day. TooF already crests that number.

It's funny how in all of them they're like "BUY MY STUFF!" lol. But the animations are usually really bad.

I figure if you're going to do a parody, do it well.

Ah, well. Free BLAM points.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:26:56


The latest one toof in the hood is just rediculously wrong. It doesnt have anything to do with toof,I dont get people sometimes, dumb dumb stuff the submit that they think is funny.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:31:07


At 8/2/06 06:55 PM, RSQViper wrote: Slowness in the portal. There's like... 8 Flashes in there right now.

LOL. And the guy posting above signed up today.

hilarious

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-02 22:32:18


At 8/2/06 10:26 PM, DaRkZiEz wrote: The latest one toof in the hood is just rediculously wrong. It doesnt have anything to do with toof,I dont get people sometimes, dumb dumb stuff the submit that they think is funny.

I saw that one. BLAMMED it. Terrible, terrible sound on my poor speakers. I hate when people do that. It's so retarded.

And as for the Dizzy D TooF animation, I just did an author search for him and nothing turned up. You got a link for it so I can check it out? Thanks.