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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 06:16:44


At 7/14/06 05:58 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Easy, Ghost. Why bother wasting any time with a typical 16 years old?

It's mostly for fun. And by the way, as a favor from the barracks, I'd like whoever can, to at least take a minute to listen to my latest audio submissions. I know it will move eventually, but a little exposure never hurts. I'll be submitting more tomorrow and the day after that.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 06:45:58


Only 70 points for next grade, I MUST reach it today!

At 7/14/06 12:19 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Today's Achievement: Level 11

Congrats on getting the gayest level icon ever... Now hurry to level 12, it's way better!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 07:08:54


Blams: 2327
Saves: 1297
Total B/P points: 3624
Total B/P points acquired today: 69
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant (376 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 27.846
B/P Rank: #915 (+12 move since last log move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.794

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 07:28:15


Howdy all! Haven't had a lot to say lately, but I did get this swell set of brass knucks :)

Anyway, forgive me if this isn't the best place, but I know at least some of you feel my pain. I'm all for ads on NG...Fulpy deserves every cent we can help generate. I don't even mind the pop-ups. But I'm afraid they've gone too far this time. WTF is up with the horrid toenail ad? I don't wanna see that shit! At least not OVER and OVER again. Digger the Dermatiphyte ran me off of commercial TV, and I don't want that to happen to NG. ::sigh:: I never thought I would long for the days of the noisey smiley ads. "Helloo-ooo!"

Okay, sorry for the rant, toenail fungus just puts me in a weird place.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 07:32:46


At 7/13/06 07:38 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/13/06 Report - As of 0710 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #460 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 4010 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2301 +4 from yesterday
Next Rank: 689 points until Sergeant Major

7/14/06 Report - As of 0700 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #459 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 4012 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2306 +5 from yesterday
Next Rank: 682 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 07:42:21


Blams: 4955
Saves: 3009
Total B/P points: 7964
Total B/P points acquired today: 73
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant Major (36 until next grade)

Yay, level up today!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 08:38:38


He's about one point away, so I might as well say it now. Congrats on the new badge Mad-Cow. :D


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 09:31:47


At 7/14/06 07:28 AM, FretBuzzard wrote: Okay, sorry for the rant, toenail fungus just puts me in a weird place.

*Cough*Firefox*Cough*. I'm not saying you should adblock all ads and images, because that's bad for NG, but the really annoying ones only. firefox&Adblock > all. ;-)


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 10:16:03


At 7/14/06 09:31 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: *Cough*Firefox*Cough*. I'm not saying you should adblock all ads and images, because that's bad for NG, but the really annoying ones only. firefox&Adblock > all. ;-)

yea, i used to have that problem too, fret. it really bothered me for the longest time. i switched to firefox a while ago, but even that didnt clear it up. im using oprea now and have to say i havent seen asingle popup ad anywhere. and even about 80% of all banner ads just stay a blank white. i love not dealing with them. id highly recommend opera if you want to try it out. but firefox and adblock may work just as well.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 10:31:02


At 7/14/06 09:31 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/14/06 07:28 AM, FretBuzzard wrote: Okay, sorry for the rant, toenail fungus just puts me in a weird place.
*Cough*Firefox*Cough*. I'm not saying you should adblock all ads and images, because that's bad for NG, but the really annoying ones only. firefox&Adblock > all. ;-)

I use firefox and still get the occasional popup. when IE launched their popup blocker, it inadvertantly shut down all NG popups, thus rendering my chances of viewing flash movies defunct. Down came FF and even though I have to close a few popups nowadays, it's cool


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 10:34:35


Daily report for 7/13

Blams: 2653+47(2700)
Saves: 567+20(587)
Total B/P points: 3220+67(3287)
Total B/P points acquired today: 67
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant ( 713 until next grade)
Posts:1083+ 8(1091)slow day
Reviews: 200+6(206)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 10:44:54


At 7/14/06 10:31 AM, Coop83 wrote: I use firefox and still get the occasional popup. when IE launched their popup blocker, it inadvertantly shut down all NG popups, thus rendering my chances of viewing flash movies defunct. Down came FF and even though I have to close a few popups nowadays, it's cool

I neglected to mention, I use Firefox with Adblock and Zone Alarm Pro which keeps all pop ups away. So Firefox pleases me just fine.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 10:48:23


At 7/14/06 10:44 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I neglected to mention, I use Firefox with Adblock and Zone Alarm Pro which keeps all pop ups away. So Firefox pleases me just fine.

It took me long enough to convince the staff in the office the IE is evil and should be replaced with Firefox. However, we've now been running as a Firefox office for about 6 months without a single problem.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 10:59:32


At 7/14/06 06:16 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/14/06 05:58 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Easy, Ghost. Why bother wasting any time with a typical 16 years old?
It's mostly for fun. And by the way, as a favor from the barracks, I'd like whoever can, to at least take a minute to listen to my latest audio submissions. I know it will move eventually, but a little exposure never hurts. I'll be submitting more tomorrow and the day after that.

I reviewed one of your audio but if you want some more reviews you should try post to here also if you review some audio and ask in the review to check out your audio for help some will.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 11:24:49


At 7/14/06 10:44 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I neglected to mention, I use Firefox with Adblock and Zone Alarm Pro which keeps all pop ups away. So Firefox pleases me just fine.

I use Firefox too, without any other blocker, and I get almost no pop ups, even on NG.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 13:21:57


At 7/14/06 10:59 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I reviewed one of your audio but if you want some more reviews you should try post to here also if you review some audio and ask in the review to check out your audio for help some will.

Thanks, it just annoyed me some prick votes 0 on them all. Man NG users can be such assholes.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 13:42:33


ng is fair , stop complaining u stoopid massvoter . u get low score cuz u massvote wit ur elite guard ppl . If u want a better score , stop tryin to cheat the portal u massvoter.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 13:45:31


Ghost_Phantom

Your audio is great man. I was flipping through profiles yesterday and saw your first one. I was quite surprised to see you started in on audio. All you need to start on is flash and your newgrounds tour of duty will almost be complete. As soon as I get the chance I will make sure to get you some reviews and downloads going. I really like your stuff. Keep it coming.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 13:50:31


At 7/14/06 01:42 PM, _Jack_Sparrow_ wrote: ng is fair , stop complaining u stoopid massvoter . u get low score cuz u massvote wit ur elite guard ppl . If u want a better score , stop tryin to cheat the portal u massvoter.

Unlike your kind of people, I don't mass vote, ever. I just want a fair score, and judging by your reaction, it must have been you. And my reply is as follows: Bite my ass.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 13:52:40


At 7/14/06 01:45 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Keep it coming.

Thanks a lot Turk, I'll submit some more sudio in a couple weeks. And flash, eventually.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 13:58:27


At 7/14/06 01:52 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Thanks a lot Turk, I'll submit some more sudio in a couple weeks. And flash, eventually.

Anytime. Like I said, your stuff is really good. Besides, I owe you one, or two, or....hey, who's really counting right? I have thought about playing around with audio, I figured it would be easier than flash. I have no idea where to start though. Was it very much work? It would be nice to see you with flash. That would really be a milestone for you. I know that has to be a pain though. After you hit EGSC it will give you more time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 14:05:10


At 7/14/06 01:58 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Anytime. Like I said, your stuff is really good. Besides, I owe you one, or two, or....hey, who's really counting right? I have thought about playing around with audio, I figured it would be easier than flash. I have no idea where to start though. Was it very much work? It would be nice to see you with flash. That would really be a milestone for you. I know that has to be a pain though. After you hit EGSC it will give you more time.

Well, to start with audio, go to simple programs or demos first, the many options of a full program will shock you at first... Try FL studios, the demo version I suppose.

Flash is really, really hard. I still stink at it, but I will learn it when I finally have the time.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 15:01:02


Looks like the big bag flash is back! Remember the file size is 247.3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 15:11:59


At 7/14/06 03:01 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Looks like the big bag flash is back! Remember the file size is 247.3

Thanks,I hated those,when they first started coming out I made a list of the people's names and the guy mkeing them now is called "mmmmmm"

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 16:15:50


At 7/14/06 03:01 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Looks like the big bag flash is back! Remember the file size is 247.3

Damnit missed it again...I've never had the please of watching it, I've seen you guys saying big bag flash for weeks but I've never seen it :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 16:22:17


At 7/14/06 04:15 PM, El_Master wrote: Damnit missed it again...I've never had the please of watching it, I've seen you guys saying big bag flash for weeks but I've never seen it :(

It's not really something to be proud of. And if my parents saw that, it would goodbye to Newgrounds forever (maybe).


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 16:23:00


At 7/14/06 04:15 PM, El_Master wrote: Damnit missed it again...I've never had the please of watching it, I've seen you guys saying big bag flash for weeks but I've never seen it :(

Then thank the good lord, that is the last thing you ever want to see. Trust me.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 17:20:32


At 7/14/06 08:38 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: He's about one point away, so I might as well say it now. Congrats on the new badge Mad-Cow. :D

Rofl, thanks :P

I wanna get to praporshick though >.<


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 18:07:49


At 7/14/06 04:23 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/14/06 04:15 PM, El_Master wrote: Damnit missed it again...I've never had the please of watching it, I've seen you guys saying big bag flash for weeks but I've never seen it :(
Then thank the good lord, that is the last thing you ever want to see. Trust me.

Why, what is it?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 18:11:52


At 7/14/06 06:07 PM, -Frenzy- wrote: Why, what is it?

If you must know, it's a video. Of a man, jerking off and...finishing, but has an abnormally large scrotum. Sick sick stuff. You do not want to see that horror... If you see anything the size of 247.3 KB movie, don't watch, just flag it. Screw the innocent ones.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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