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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 12:42:17


At 7/13/06 11:54 AM, Coop83 wrote: I think I will (just about) beat you to the doublelist. I'm close to 10k blams and my experience will help me get the second 10k stat in 197 days now :)

Saves on the other hand...

yea im pretty sure that will happen. it actually hadnt even crossed my mind until now though :P

i mean, i think the only way to beat you would be to post like crazy. i think id need upwards of 50 a day to get there first. but thats not going to happen cause im far too lazy for that. ill just have to wait till i hit 10k protects.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 13:47:30


Blams: 3648
Saves: 2241
Total B/P points: 5889
Total B/P points acquired today: 108
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (111 until next grade)

Couldn't post it yesterday cuz I was banned for posting in a spam topic :\

Maybe I'll make the next grade today :o


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 13:54:10


At 7/13/06 08:34 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 7/13/06 05:26 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/13/06 04:15 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Only 90 points until next rank! And congrats to Littlewashu for the deity whistle!
Good luck, and pitty for poor Ramagi for loosing the one thing making her unique, ouch.
Does she lurk in this thread, do we know? We could be in for a bit of time without Phantom :(

I hope she doesn't kill me for taking her greatest treasure away. if she does I won't sand a chance against her sword she will cut me into pieces >_<

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 14:27:00


At 7/13/06 12:42 PM, worldfamous wrote: yea im pretty sure that will happen. it actually hadnt even crossed my mind until now though :P

I'm a stat whore. Things like that really matter to me :P

i mean, i think the only way to beat you would be to post like crazy. i think id need upwards of 50 a day to get there first. but thats not going to happen cause im far too lazy for that. ill just have to wait till i hit 10k protects.

Well, considering that when I do post, I'm at about 10-15 per day, I'd say 10k posts would be my triplelist stat (I think it's somewhat unlikely you'll pass me before 10k)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 14:32:10


At 7/13/06 02:27 PM, Coop83 wrote: I'm a stat whore. Things like that really matter to me :P

i am when it comes to b/ping. but its pretty much that, exclusively. i wish i had the kind of experience points you do, but thats not exactly the same thing.

/jealousy
Well, considering that when I do post, I'm at about 10-15 per day, I'd say 10k posts would be my triplelist stat (I think it's somewhat unlikely you'll pass me before 10k)

im inclined to agree. but ONLY a little bit. if id always posted at the rate im at now (roughly 10 a day) then id be maybe half way to you. i dont see myself getting on that list for a while though. mostly cause saves are so much harder to reach.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 14:57:39


At 7/13/06 02:32 PM, worldfamous wrote: im inclined to agree. but ONLY a little bit. if id always posted at the rate im at now (roughly 10 a day) then id be maybe half way to you. i dont see myself getting on that list for a while though. mostly cause saves are so much harder to reach.

By the time I reach 10 K posts, I'll already have10 K saves, and prbably still have under 500 reviews, I don't review often.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 15:19:48


At 7/13/06 02:57 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: By the time I reach 10 K posts, I'll already have10 K saves, and prbably still have under 500 reviews, I don't review often.

You should be able to reach the both of those milestones long before you hit 10k posts. You have slightly over 2k to go. That should not be that difficult for you to hit. With your reviews at 430 it should be nothing for you to hit five. Even though you do not review that often it wouldn't take long to run through 70 of them. Good luck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 16:15:53


due to my dealings with the ng mafia and more importantly the request a review club
my latest track was blammed can u guys set this straight i don't think it deserves the rating it got. i joined this crew a while ago but i stopped posting and everyone forgot about me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 16:21:18


At 7/13/06 04:15 PM, Syntrus wrote: due to my dealings with the ng mafia and more importantly the request a review club
my latest track was blammed can u guys set this straight i don't think it deserves the rating it got. i joined this crew a while ago but i stopped posting and everyone forgot about me.

Your dealing with the newgrounds mafia had nothing to do with any of your recent tracks getting blammed. I do not personally appreciate you coming to this club and making false accusations about the newgrounds mafia or any other club. You were told in the mafia by a single member that he liked your music and would help. I also said the same thing. There was in no instance a remark made that we would mass vote and blam your audio. Do yourself a favor and watch what you attempt to say. Now you may leave and not keep your lies to yourself. Goodbye.

-Corporal Turkeybean
-Elite Guard Barracks Liason to the Newgrounds Mafia


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 16:24:21


well the mafia didn't rate me bad but the review club did


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 16:33:09


At 7/13/06 04:24 PM, Syntrus wrote: well the mafia didn't rate me bad but the review club did

You may have wanted to think about that before you stated that your dealing with the mafia were the result of your flash getting blammed. If the review club did mass vote your audio that is none of our concern. It is against newgrounds policy to mass vote an entry of any kind. I highly doubt still that the review club is mass voting, but if they are you need to take that up with them. The Elite Guard Barracks does not get involved with situations such as this. If you requested help with downloads and votes in the review club as you did in the mafia, I cannot say that you deserve help. You should possible include a link to your audio in your sig, but should not specifically ask people for help. Any inclination of mass voting can result in a vote ban. Do not try to recruit people to vote or download for you. That does not make a good artist or user. It only shows that you are weak. Good luck with your endevours.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 16:47:02


At 7/13/06 04:24 PM, Syntrus wrote: well the mafia didn't rate me bad but the review club did

Then it is up to them, if you insist on lying (that you were a member here- ha, RIGHT) then we are not about to help you, solve your own problems.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 16:48:44


u know wut i don't care anymore i come here for a lil help and i get attacked typical ng stuff.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 16:58:58


At 7/13/06 04:48 PM, Syntrus wrote: u know wut i don't care anymore i come here for a lil help and i get attacked typical ng stuff.

Typical NG user, lies to get his way done and thinks the world revolves him, take a good look in the mirror before judging us.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 17:04:08


At 7/13/06 04:15 PM, Syntrus wrote: due to my dealings with the ng mafia and more importantly the request a review club
my latest track was blammed can u guys set this straight i don't think it deserves the rating it got. i joined this crew a while ago but i stopped posting and everyone forgot about me.

Okay, I'm in that Reivew Request Club, and I didn't even vote on your audio, or review it. I doubt that a mss voting happened, but you probably increased the popularity of it by posting on the BBS, and then the majority of people didn't like it, voted 0, and it was got blammed. Sorry, but that's probably the truth. Oh,and don't blame it on anyone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 17:19:11


At 7/13/06 04:47 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/13/06 04:24 PM, Syntrus wrote: well the mafia didn't rate me bad but the review club did
Then it is up to them, if you insist on lying (that you were a member here- ha, RIGHT) then we are not about to help you, solve your own problems.

Oh you know he was a member here before I mean just look at his rank he an Elite Guard Citizen He has the best rank EVER. Man and he is talking about people mass voting zero on him yet now he is trying to get people to mass vote five because it's justified.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 17:21:07


At 7/13/06 05:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Oh you know he was a member here before I mean just look at his rank he an Elite Guard Citizen He has the best rank EVER. Man and he is talking about people mass voting zero on him yet now he is trying to get people to mass vote five because it's justified.

Is that sarcasm I taste? Why yes, yes it is. >:(
But anyway, we have freedom to review what we want, when we want, and if we like it or not. If it sucks, tough luck. Life ain't fair.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 17:22:41


At 7/13/06 04:48 PM, Syntrus wrote: u know wut i don't care anymore i come here for a lil help and i get attacked typical ng stuff.

how in the world can you claim that because people voted to blam your submission, we should mass vote it in? that doesnt make sense, ECPECIALLY if you knew anything about this club at all. voting is, obviously, a judgment decision. if people dont like it, how can you expect them to want it to stay? and nobody attacked you. you made a dumb post in the wrong place and were bound to get some negative feedback.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-13 23:35:31


Blams: 3711
Saves: 2268
Total B/P points: 5979
Total B/P points acquired today: 90
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (21 until next grade)

Fricken 21 more points, about 4-5 movies UJ though... I'm going to keep going tonight, hopefully I'll be on the next badge by 10-11pm(pst :P)

GOD DAMMIT, THIS IS TEARING AT MY BRAIN LIKE A JACKAL

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 00:03:24


Daily Report 7/11:

Start: 22,623 blams. 8,173 saves.
End: 22,629 blams. 8,177 saves.
Overall: 6 blams. 4 saves. (Total: 10)

Total b/p: 30,806.

Today sucked. I had to work in the evening, and that's when it's most active. :(

At 7/13/06 04:11 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yes, a sign that Wade is looking at the flagged reviews

Which is surprising, that he's been doing it often now. :\

Salute.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 00:15:57


Daily Report for 7-13-06

Blams: 1999 (+24)
Saves: 911 (+18)

Total: 2910 (+42)

current badge: EG Corporal
need +90 for next rank

It seems like it took forever and a day, but I finally reached level 13. Aside from that, a slow slow day for me.

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 00:19:30


Daily Report For 7/13/06

Start: 13,976 Blams/7,227 Saves
End: 14,015 Blams/7,245 Saves
Total: 39 Blams/18 Saves (57 Total)

Next Rank: 247 Until Major General (Target Date: Sunday 7/16)

Today's Achievement: Level 11

Computer problems limited me to a little amount, but it was enough to pass Slash for 106th position. I do hope he's alright (I'm sure he's just very busy).

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 00:23:56


At 7/14/06 12:19 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote:
Next Rank: 247 Until Major General (Target Date: Sunday 7/16)

Pardon my double post, but that should read:

Next Rank: 240 Until Major General (Target Date: Sunday 7/16)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 00:49:03


whew. long time coming for one of these puppies. man casualty your log is so hard to copy/paste from :(

Blams: 10039
Saves: 5879
Total B/P points: 15918
Total B/P points acquired today: 96
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel (1582 until next grade)

a quick congrats to both arianna for level 13 and punisher for level 11. good luck on getting to the next levels.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 00:52:33


At 7/14/06 12:15 AM, arianna1 wrote: Daily Report for 7-13-06

Blams: 1999 (+24)
Saves: 911 (+18)

Total: 2910 (+42)

current badge: EG Corporal
need +90 for next rank

It seems like it took forever and a day, but I finally reached level 13. Aside from that, a slow slow day for me.

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

congrats girl your bat owns bigtime ^_^ hope to see some more level ups from you as well

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 00:58:55


At 7/14/06 12:15 AM, arianna1 wrote: It seems like it took forever and a day, but I finally reached level 13.
At 7/14/06 12:19 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Today's Achievement: Level 11

Hurray for big black fists and baseball bats! Congrats you two :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 03:52:36


Daily report

Blams: 57
Saves: 37
Total B/P: 94
Saves left until 10k: 490
Posts: 19

At 7/14/06 12:19 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Today's Achievement: Level 11

That sucks, you now have the worst level icon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 04:21:03


At 7/13/06 02:32 PM, worldfamous wrote: i am when it comes to b/ping. but its pretty much that, exclusively. i wish i had the kind of experience points you do, but thats not exactly the same thing.
/jealousy

I used to say things like that when I saw people like Slightly_Crazy_Dude and ReconRebel about 18 months ago. Now I direct my venom towards people like YoinK_VineS and Pimp

im inclined to agree. but ONLY a little bit. if id always posted at the rate im at now (roughly 10 a day) then id be maybe half way to you. i dont see myself getting on that list for a while though. mostly cause saves are so much harder to reach.

Yeah, saves will be a major achievement. Go get it!

At 7/14/06 12:03 AM, DashNCrash wrote:
At 7/13/06 04:11 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yes, a sign that Wade is looking at the flagged reviews
Which is surprising, that he's been doing it often now. :\

Give him a break, he's a busy person, playing Halo2 all the time, or so my scouts tell me.

Salute.

*salutes*

Coop83 Report 14.07.06
Blams: 9,500 (+25)
Saves: 4,270 (+9)
Total: 13,770
Points to EG Major: 230

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 04:27:54


At 7/14/06 04:21 AM, Coop83 wrote: I used to say things like that when I saw people like Slightly_Crazy_Dude and ReconRebel about 18 months ago. Now I direct my venom towards people like YoinK_VineS and Pimp

Actually, he is "_Yoink_" now but I get your point, level 25 owns. It's my personal favorite. I'll be level 13 in...33 days.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-14 05:58:40


At 7/13/06 04:58 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/13/06 04:48 PM, Syntrus wrote: u know wut i don't care anymore i come here for a lil help and i get attacked typical ng stuff.
Typical NG user, lies to get his way done and thinks the world revolves him, take a good look in the mirror before judging us.

Easy, Ghost. Why bother wasting any time with a typical 16 years old? Here are what a typical 16 years old would do in his daily life: 1. Go to school and get flamed by the professors for being an ass. 2. Be lazy and not finish his homework. 3. Get a slut to have sex with once in a while and be proud of that. 4. Watch real porn and hentai every day, jerking off in front of the moives/pictures. 5. Being an asshole and conflict with his parents once in a while. I can continue like this forever, the point is: replying to a typical teenager will only demean ourselves. Do not argue with him if you know that he is stupid since he is not going to listen anyway.


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