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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 23:51:43


At 7/8/06 11:40 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote:
At 7/8/06 02:20 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Ok wtf, how come I'm not in that list?
You're not awesome enough.

*sniff* You know, sometimes words hurt more than a tightly balled fist :'(

</3

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 00:04:30


At 7/7/06 10:55 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Whoa, 22k blams and only 7k blams? Blam-happy mofo :o

No kidding. I can't believe he has that much of a variance. It's good that it is to blams though. There is certainly no reason to have 22k saves and only 7k blams. There is not enough save worthy material on this site for rates like that.


At 7/7/06 11:01 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: Newgrounds Portal Informers
Discuss

Meh, it has been done a couple of time already only to fail. The main problem with clubs like these is that there is generally no reason for members to jusy sit there all day. People do not want to check in constantly either. End result, very little activity. With a club like ours, people are already in here so it is much more frequent that people will check the thread and see whistle worthy material. Good thought though.


At 7/7/06 11:16 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: That works for me thank you I'll just bug you if I want a differnt sig! Thanks again.

I am happy to see you like it. It is always nice to make sigs for people that will actually appreciate them. Making sigs for people in the ASM gets old becasue they wear them for a day or two and then ditch them. So whenever your ready for a new one let me know. Enjoy it man.


At 7/8/06 12:09 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Next Rank: 849 Until Major General
Next Level: Level 11 in 6 days

It will be a while before you make Major general. It will be a wonderful time though. It must be nice to be so high up. I am still trying to get out of Corporal. With all the spam days coming, it might go quickly. Early congrats on your level 11.


At 7/8/06 01:09 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Total b/p: 30,445.

I am going to be forced to do bodily harm unto you. +30,000? That is really somthing else. It must be a lot of work to keep going like that. That is a lot of portal time my friend. Do you think you will ever stop?


At 7/8/06 03:40 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: "Day light come, and we drop the bomb", what an awesome day to wake up to a full active portal. And if no social duties bother me next week I will be getting very close to EGSC.

You had better get to work. You really do not have very far to go now though. It will sure be a reat day when you make EGSC. I will then finnaly get to read the second part of your story. You have come a long way. Good luck.


By the way, I saw the topic of ratio briefly mentioned, I should be at 30 K with 8-9K Saves and 21-22 Blams, I don't blam as much as Joker but close to it.

o.O That is pretty close to Joker. That is going to still be a really high ratio. There just are not enough save worthy entries. Out of an average day of 150 entries, +100 are typically deleted. All for the better in the end.


At 7/8/06 01:44 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: After taking all the inactive members out there are still 45 members on the list!

Wow, my place on that list is seriously pathetic. I really need to get to work in the portal. I did not realize I was that far behind everyone. I came in somwhere in the 30's. Now I am third from last. I am really slow. Thanks for the list.


At 7/8/06 10:01 PM, worldfamous wrote: allow me to introduce everyone to the newest in barracks-hate flashes. basically, the same as the old ones. not any good. i wonder how long these will continue.

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I am sure it will go on for a while longer. People will eventually get tired of making crap flash and getting banned from the portal. They will sooner or later learn that getting account after account deleted can be annoying. We just have to wait.


At 7/8/06 10:04 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Until he understands it's pointless, but since people who are officially retarted don't understand failure, I suppose never. But Thankfully, no one rake him seriously. Remember the saying, there is no bad free publicity.

That is a good point. Once retarted, always retarted. I am just getting sick of the overly slow star-wars intro. It is really a pathetic flash. They could at least put some effort into them. Like you said though, no bad free publicity.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 00:06:05


Blams: 3421
Saves: 2099
Total B/P points: 5520
Total B/P points acquired today: 114 (18 UJ)
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (480 until next grade)

Today was pretty good, the portal is getting a bit better imo


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 00:11:28


Daily Report For 7/8/06

Start: 13,607 Blams/7,044 Saves
End: 13,682 Blams/7,084 Saves
Total: 75 Blams/40 Saves (115 Total)

Next Rank: 734 Until Major General

Congratulations to pepeatumi for making Colonel

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 00:15:13


Daily Report 7/8:

Start: 22,353 blams. 8,092 saves.
End: 22,369 blams. 8,097 saves.
Overall: 16 blams. 5 saves. (Total: 21)

Total b/p: 30,466.

Man, I hate working late on weekends. Looks like I missed out on a bunch of Milano Day submissions. >:(

At 7/8/06 11:51 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: *sniff* You know, sometimes words hurt more than a tightly balled fist :'(
</3

Don't worry, in a few years or like, 2 days, you'll be awesome.

At 7/9/06 12:04 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Do you think you will ever stop?

Not until I reach the Top 50, and get 100,000 b/p points.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 01:03:01


At 7/8/06 10:04 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Until he understands it's pointless, but since people who are officially retarted don't understand failure, I suppose never. But Thankfully, no one rake him seriously. Remember the saying, there is no bad free publicity.

thats pretty much what i figured. your right about the free publicity, though. some people are just straight up attention whores, and i think this is a classic example. to be honest, i just wanted to be the first person to bring up "our" newest movie :P

as for b/p today, it was another slow one. wont be here for the rest of the weekend. public thanks to metaldart for taking care of me for a few days. orientation had BETTER make me want to go to college >:( im missing my b/ping

kidding. i really want to anyway :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 01:12:41


At 7/8/06 11:49 PM, pepeatumi wrote: All in all a good day with about 19 mvies still Under judgment and I also got a new rank... Elite guard Colonel.

Congratulations.

Casualty, could you help me out with this, I dont know whats wrong, but every time i try to log in to the NG log i get this:

http://img157.images..6295/untitled3ne.jpg

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 01:52:22


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 02:04:37


At 7/9/06 01:52 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: STOLEN

ORIGINAL

examined, flagged, and hopefully it will soon be marked. thanks for the quick work and heads up punisher. i havent gotten too many whistle points lately.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 02:38:29


Blams: 5892
Saves: 3303
Total B/P points: 9195
Total B/P points acquired today: 31
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Praporshchik (305 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 13.89
B/P Rank: #291 (0 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.784

I'm slowing doooown!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 02:52:57


At 7/9/06 02:38 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Blams: 5892
Saves: 3303
Total B/P points: 9195
Total B/P points acquired today: 31
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Praporshchik (305 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 13.89
B/P Rank: #291 (0 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.784

I'm slowing doooown!

Read my previous post... -.-

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 02:53:54


End of Day Report for 7-8-06

Blams: 1825 (+24)
Saves: 816 (+17)

Total: 2641 (+41)

current badge: EG Corporal
need +359 for next rank

Slow day because I'm still fighting depression, but at least I'm still kicking. That's gotta count for something. I checked out the NG log again and will make an effort to update stats regularly and switch to that instead of 'doing the math', though the math gives me something 'fun' to think about and God knows, I need that right now.

Congrats to Pepeatumi for making Colonel!

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 03:31:53


At 7/9/06 02:52 AM, El_Master wrote:
At 7/9/06 02:38 AM, -Casualty- wrote:
Read my previous post... -.-

Forget it, it works now.

Blams: 2105
Saves: 1156
Total B/P points: 3261
Total B/P points acquired today: 40
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant (739 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 26.089
B/P Rank: #1031 (0 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.821

I'm so mad I only got 40 points today, you know that with dial up you cant use the phone at the same time, right? Well, to enter my neighborhood security calls your house to check if the person can come in, and today the cable company was supposed to come here and install high speed...so I couldnt use the internet. Hours passed, and the fuckers didnt come. I missed out on a lot of points because of them, but who cares..I'm calling the company tomorrow, I'll sue them if they dont come soon :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 03:34:50


Update
Blams:4766
Saves:2193
Total Blam/Protection points:6959
Total Blam/Protection points acquired today:121
41 more points until next upgrade.
I saw a lot of really bad flashes today so I think I got a lot more blams then protection points. Also I'm pretty sure I will get the Elite Guard Sergeant Major badge tommorrow.

~Salute~


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 04:29:22


Coop83 Report 08.07.06 - 09.07.06
Blams: 9,387 (+39)
Saves: 4,204 (+18)
Total: 13,591 (+57)
Points to EG Major: 409

Due to there not having been an update from Denvish for the B/P ranks 51+ list, I shall not be providing details of my new target, as previously anticipated


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 05:34:00


appleclock Report 08.07.06 - 09.07.06
Blams: 0
Saves: 2
Total: 2
Points to level2: 20

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 05:35:11


i meant appleclock2

woops sorryy

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 05:40:45


At 7/9/06 05:34 AM, appleclock2 wrote: appleclock Report 08.07.06 - 09.07.06
Blams: 0
Saves: 2
Total: 2
Points to level2: 20

Kid, you do not report here. Before you ask any question, you may want to click EagleRock's Elite Guard Barrack link on the previous page to see what you need to have in order to meet the requirements and other rules. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 06:51:41


At 7/8/06 02:11 PM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/8/06 Report - As of 1325 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #461 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3981 +1 from yesterday
Saves: 2284 +4 from yesterday
Next Rank: 735 points until Sergeant Major

7/9/06 Report - As of 0635 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #460 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3983 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2284 unchanged from yesterday
Next Rank: 733 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 06:53:01


At 7/9/06 03:31 AM, El_Master wrote:
At 7/9/06 02:52 AM, El_Master wrote:
At 7/9/06 02:38 AM, -Casualty- wrote:
Read my previous post... -.-
Forget it, it works now.

It was the host's fault, they were probably maintaining the servers or something.


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 06:57:17


At 7/9/06 06:51 AM, mr_trivia wrote:

Whoa...Level 19, congrats.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 07:21:48


I'm back. Now that my holiday is over, there is only 3 days left until my birthday.

At 7/9/06 01:12 AM, El_Master wrote: Casualty, could you help me out with this, I dont know whats wrong, but every time i try to log in to the NG log i get this:

I've been getting that problem as well. :|

At 7/9/06 06:53 AM, -Casualty- wrote: It was the host's fault, they were probably maintaining the servers or something.

So that's why I can't get onto the NG log right now. Thanks for the mention about that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 07:42:48


Blams: 4720
Saves: 2843
Total B/P points: 7563
Total B/P points acquired today: 69

I'm happy with that. Today is my last day to get 2000 reviews before my 1 year NG birthday...looks like I will get it!


S&Box, the gameĀ Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 10:39:25


At 7/9/06 06:51 AM, mr_trivia wrote:
7/9/06 Report - As of 0635 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #460 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3983 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2284 unchanged from yesterday
Next Rank: 733 points until Sergeant Major

There's something different about you... oh yeah a new level. Congrats on that.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 12:01:24


At 7/9/06 06:51 AM, mr_trivia wrote: daily report

congrats on the new level, triv. i think the silver glove looks cooler, but still, id rather be level 19 anyday.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 12:28:26


HAHA!!!! By now, you should all probably know that P-Bot fucked up the daily awards. Some entries from yesterday that won awards, have won the again! Check for yourself. See how many awards the daily feature has.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 14:06:35


At 7/9/06 12:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: HAHA!!!! By now, you should all probably know that P-Bot fucked up the daily awards. Some entries from yesterday that won awards, have won the again! Check for yourself. See how many awards the daily feature has.

Heh, glory hogs! That's no fair, but funny none the less.

The Elite Guard Barracks


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 14:40:13


At 7/9/06 12:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: HAHA!!!! By now, you should all probably know that P-Bot fucked up the daily awards. Some entries from yesterday that won awards, have won the again! Check for yourself. See how many awards the daily feature has.

Hahaha I hadnt seen that. I didnt like that flash, i hate anime -.-

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 14:44:18


Big bag. It's back....... By someone posing as Rupee Clock. Remember 247.3 Kb.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 14:51:40


At 7/9/06 02:44 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Big bag. It's back....... By someone posing as Rupee Clock. Remember 247.3 Kb.

Yeah, these people really need to get their heads out of their ass. That's just plain sick...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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