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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 14:56:31


Congrats to:
Pepeatumi: EGC
Mr_trivia: silver dildo :D


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 16:12:41


So far today, I have earned two blams and six saves. I will post my final stats later today.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 19:18:54


For today I am up to 1,934 blams (+4) and 1,637 saves (+9).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 20:30:58


Good evening officiers,

It has been a long time since I posted here, at least that is what it feels like. I have to be honest, my days of massive B/P are over. I would like to catch up to some of you, but real life has caught up to me pretty quickly, including the responsibility of college. I will be here (maybe) once every week, or two weeks. And yeah, I'll still be avaliable to help with almost any new podcasts. But, in light of the massive, or even marginal B/P-ing, I won't be able to achieve it for a long time, maybe never.

With the consent of EagleRock and Ghost_Phantom, I'm NOT considering quitting the Barracks, but only the official status of Vagrant of the Barracks.

Who knows when I'll get back to my usual "B/P stats," but until then....

/Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 20:34:00


At 7/9/06 08:30 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Good evening officiers,

Fianlly! It was sad not having anyone to compete with. :(
I am 200 away from my first gold badge. Hope college goes well for you. It would be nice for you to drop in every now and then.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 20:37:07


At 7/9/06 08:30 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Good evening officiers,

Its a shame to see a member of the barracks leave, but real life is far more important than blamming and protecting (yea, I said it). Anyways good luck... with college and with life in general and don't be a stranger even if you don't B/P post here every once a while just so we know you're good.

Salutes!


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 20:37:20


At 7/9/06 08:34 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Fianlly! It was sad not having anyone to compete with. :(
I am 200 away from my first gold badge. Hope college goes well for you. It would be nice for you to drop in every now and then.

I know, but seriously, I will miss hanging out here. It's what this crew does, that makes proper voting a real thing. It's what the Barracks is made of: Commitment (I know, ironic for me), Honesty, and Responsibility.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 22:01:01


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 22:03:58


Sorry for the double, same person

STOLEN

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 22:05:54


At 7/9/06 10:03 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Sorry for the double, same person

STOLEN

ORIGINAL

Yay, thanks a bunch! I marked them both. That's my 5th of the day.


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-09 23:59:17


Congrats on yoour level 19 mase it looks so cool I am jealous :( oh well what can you do except deposit one day at a time. well back to work of me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 00:04:49


Congrats to mr_trivia for getting to level 19. Hopefully you won't lose it, when Pimp becomes an asshole and deposits again.

Daily Report 7/9:

Start: 22,369 blams. 8,097 saves.
End: 22,420 blams. 8,121 saves.
Overall: 51 blams. 24 saves. (Total: 75)

Total b/p: 30,541.

Salute.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 00:04:58


End of Day Report for 7-9-06

Blams: 1886
Saves: 836
Total B/P points: 2722
Total B/P points acquired today: 81
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Corporal (278 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 4.76
B/P Rank: #1285 (+28 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 2.256

OK, this is cool. I remembered and it wasn't too bad of a day for me, either.

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 00:18:34


Daily Report For 7/9/06

Start: 13,682 Blams/7,084 Saves
End: 13,759 Blams/7,127 Saves
Total: 77 Blams/43 Saves (120 Total)

Next Rank: 614 Until Major General

Belated congratulations to mr_trivia for reaching Level 19

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 01:15:35


Another day started and my work yet is incomplete, I tell you, nature did not design low blood pressure to fit the demands of B/P.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 02:20:50


Blams: 2135
Saves: 1182
Total B/P points: 3317
Total B/P points acquired today: 96
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant (683 until next grade)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 02:56:28


Update
Blams:4836
Saves:2233
Total Blam/Protection points:7069
Total Blam/Protection points acquired today:116
931 until next upgrade.
I finally got my Elite Guard Sergeant Major badge!

~Salute~


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 04:14:18


Coop83 Report 10.07.06
Blams: 9,399 (+12)
Saves: 4,214 (+10)
Total: 13,613 (+22)
Points to EG Major: 387

Dammit, my weekends are really bad for B/Ping. I'm getting slightly worried about my week out of the office (15th-23rd)


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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#StoryShift Author

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 05:01:05


Daily report (Not accurate due to problems with NG Log yesterday)

Blams: 39
Saves: 29
Total B/P: 68
Posts: 30
Days until my birthday: 2

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 07:06:04


At 7/10/06 05:01 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Daily report (Not accurate due to problems with NG Log yesterday)

:O No wonder mine said 96 b/p, i couldnt believe it since I was only online for about 2 hours. It should've been 56, not 96

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 08:26:08


At 7/9/06 06:51 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/9/06 Report - As of 0635 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #460 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3983 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2284 unchanged from yesterday
Next Rank: 733 points until Sergeant Major

7/10/06 Report - As of 0710 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #460 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3993 +10 from yesterday
Saves: 2286 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 721 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 08:42:33


At 7/10/06 07:06 AM, El_Master wrote:
O No wonder mine said 96 b/p, i couldnt believe it since I was only online for about 2 hours. It should've been 56, not 96

Strike a blow for pen and paper method.

besides, all these ever increasing numbers I keep plastered across the margins of my notepads make thge bosses think that something's going well, which of course it is!


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 08:57:03


Sir!!!, Requesting permission to go through basic training. SIR!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 11:36:28


At 7/10/06 08:57 AM, Old_Style_Clock wrote: Sir!!!, Requesting permission to go through basic training. SIR!!!

Sure, welcome aboard Sergeant, we would love to have you, but as a side order you must also read the EGB FAQ .


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 11:48:01


Nice, just logged in and theres 30 UJ movies...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 11:53:51


At 7/10/06 11:48 AM, El_Master wrote: Nice, just logged in and theres 30 UJ movies...

My cousin only has IE so I'm B/Ping a bit slower than usual but everything should be in order.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 12:07:33


At 7/10/06 11:53 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/10/06 11:48 AM, El_Master wrote: Nice, just logged in and theres 30 UJ movies...
My cousin only has IE so I'm B/Ping a bit slower than usual but everything should be in order.

I have Firefox so I'm going fast =) And it's good I'm going fast because the portal is speeding up too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 12:23:20


At 7/10/06 12:07 PM, -Casualty- wrote:
At 7/10/06 11:53 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/10/06 11:48 AM, El_Master wrote: Nice, just logged in and theres 30 UJ movies...
My cousin only has IE so I'm B/Ping a bit slower than usual but everything should be in order.
I have Firefox so I'm going fast =) And it's good I'm going fast because the portal is speeding up too.

Yeah i think this will be a great bp day for me, since i already have 37 bp points, there's still 30 UJ movies, and..oh yeah, its still 12pm :O

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 12:37:13


At 7/10/06 12:23 PM, El_Master wrote: Yeah i think this will be a great bp day for me, since i already have 37 bp points, there's still 30 UJ movies, and..oh yeah, its still 12pm :O

Back home now, Firefox is much better at B/P, just relaxing in other forums right now.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-10 13:29:31


I have a hunch that this is stolen..

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/324012

The author doesn't have a profile and the only other movie he's submitted has been marked for review so it doesn't look like this is his work.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!