At 7/8/06 08:01 AM, El_Master wrote: You wake up at 3:40am?...
If I ever get to EGSC at the current b/p ratio, I will have around 18.k blams and 11.5k saves

No, I woke up at 10:30 AM, but as some may know, and so shall you now, I live in far off Israel, meaning time zones are a complicated matter.

Some of what I'm about to say regarding Elite Guard Barracks's quips is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and fight scurrility and slander. The time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must obviously change the minds of those who promote petulant ideologies such as scapegoatism. The first step in that process is to realize that I've known some ex-cons who were impressively presumptuous. However, Elite Guard Barracks is capricious, and that trumps presumptuous every time.

No matter how bad you think Elite Guard Barracks's analects are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think. From a purely technical point of view, I have resisted taking legal action against Elite Guard Barracks, as others have advised me to do. That's just a fancy way of saying that Elite Guard Barracks's sycophants actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these kinds of pugnacious airheads are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will somehow improve the world quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "transubstantiationalist". In reality, of course, I commend to your earnest and philosophical consideration Elite Guard Barracks's plan to commit all sorts of mortal sins -- not to mention an uncountable number of venial ones. Yes, I could add that I want to speak in the strongest possible terms against its demands, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that Elite Guard Barracks has a strategy. Its strategy is to pose a threat to the survival of democracy. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Elite Guard Barracks. Where are the solid statistics that prove that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt dress up Elite Guard Barracks's profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism"? I've never seen any. Yet, unlike it, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if -- and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of "innocent until proven guilty" -- Elite Guard Barracks were not actually responsible for trying to replace love and understanding with fascism and gnosticism, then I'd stop saying that if I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to deal summarily with hate-filled cadgers. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that Elite Guard Barracks is inherently mindless, short-sighted, and ill-bred. Oh, and it also has an infantile mode of existence.

Inasmuch as I disagree with Elite Guard Barracks's accusations and find its ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Elite Guard Barracks's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. I can't predict the future, but I do know this: I really wouldn't want to lower our standard of living. I would, on the other hand, love to challenge the present and enrich the future. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. Truth be told, Elite Guard Barracks has been trying to convince us that the most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly. This pathetic attempt to force me to cry deserves no comment other than to say that Elite Guard Barracks's cause is not glorious. It is not wonderful. It is not good. The poisonous wine of mercantalism had been distilled long before Elite Guard Barracks entered the scene. Elite Guard Barracks is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity.

I won't mince my words: Elite Guard Barracks has written volumes about how materialism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. Don't believe a word of it, though. The truth is that it is pointless to fret about the damage already caused by its cold-blooded, bloody-minded threats. The past cannot be changed. We must cope with the present if we hope to affect our future and make technical preparations for the achievement of freedom and human independence. Elite Guard Barracks fervently believes that its inclinations prevent smallpox. This shows that it is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that what Elite Guard Barracks is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is a criminal activity, it is an immoral activity, it is a socially destructive activity, and it is a profoundly socially inept activity. The next time Elite Guard Barracks decides to mobilize support for the special interests that dominate state and private activity, it should think to itself, cui bono? -- who benefits? I find Elite Guard Barracks's insinuations rather cynical, don't you?

Elite Guard Barracks's jeremiads are built on lies and they depend on make-believe for their continuation. Elite Guard Barracks doesn't use words for communication or for exchanging information. It uses them to disarm, to hypnotize, to mislead, and to deceive. In summary, it is my prayer that people everywhere will join me in my quest to ensure that the values for which we have labored and for which many of us have fought and sacrificed will continue in ascendancy.

Yesterday I picked up eight blams and four saves to boost my total to 1,927 blams and 1,624 assists.

It has recently come to my attention that Elite Guard Barracks's disciples coerce children into becoming activists willing to serve, promote, spy, and fight for Elite Guard Barracks's prank phone calls. Before I begin, let me point out that I want nothing more -- or less -- than to get my message about Elite Guard Barracks out to the world. To that task I have consecrated my life, and I invite you to do likewise. Elite Guard Barracks insists that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. Sorry, Elite Guard Barracks, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so."

This is not the place to develop that subject. It demands many pages of analysis, which I can't spare in this letter. Instead, I'll just state the key point, which is that the reason Elite Guard Barracks wants to intensify or perpetuate careerism is that it's entirely shameless. If you believe you have another explanation for its deplorable, vicious behavior, then please write and tell me about it. If it weren't for recalcitrant ragamuffins, Elite Guard Barracks would have no friends. If this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to challenge Elite Guard Barracks to defend its practices or else to change them. If we contradict Elite Guard Barracks, we are labelled passive-aggressive flimflammers. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. Let me carry my thoughts on this subject a bit further. Elite Guard Barracks is frightened that we might stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim that its trucklers must mend their ways. That's why it's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that it functions not as a social critic, but as an unoriginal imitator of the ruling ideologues. For proof of this fact, I must point out that if it thinks its zingers represent progress, Elite Guard Barracks should rethink its definition of progress.

I am surely not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that we should agree on definitions before saying anything further about Elite Guard Barracks's nefarious invectives. For starters, let's say that "imperialism" is "that which makes Elite Guard Barracks yearn to fan the flames of boosterism into a planet-spanning inferno." If I didn't think Elite Guard Barracks would threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet, I wouldn't say that it is absolutely versipellous. When Elite Guard Barracks's among plebeians, it warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against Stalinism. But when it's safely surrounded by its lickspittles, Elite Guard Barracks instructs them to create a climate in which it will be assumed that our achievements reflect not individual worth, talent, or skill, but special consideration. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that I have begged Elite Guard Barracks's helpers to step forth and help people break free of Elite Guard Barracks's cycle of oppression. To date, not a single soul has agreed to help in this fashion. Are they worried about how Elite Guard Barracks might retaliate? You know the answer, don't you? You probably also know that Elite Guard Barracks wants to introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods. It gets better: It actually believes that everything is happy and fine and good. I guess no one's ever told it that given a choice of having it rob, steal, cheat, and murder or having my bicuspids extracted sans Novocaine, I would embrace the pliers, purchase some Polident Partials, and call it a day. Reason, not make-believe, is the best way to deal with the real evils of our world. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if Elite Guard Barracks finds a way to rip off everyone and his brother. To summarize my views: Elite Guard Barracks is eminently froward.

At 7/8/06 01:16 AM, arianna1 wrote: End of Day Report for 7-7-06

Blams: 1801 (+51)
Saves: 799 (+16)

Total: 2600 (+67)

current badge: EG Corporal
need +400 for next rank

Kind of a slow day for me...sigh
Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Why bother doing the math when you can use the NG Log?

After taking all the inactive members out there are still 45 members on the list! We have one new member to the list.

At 7/8/06 01:44 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: After taking all the inactive members out there are still 45 members on the list! We have one new member to the list.

Thanks Joker! I jumped up 9 ranks with a gain of 500 B/P! That was really good for me! I am getting close to my first gold badge!

At 7/7/06 07:29 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/7/06 Report - As of 0715 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #463 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3980 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2280 +8 from yesterday
Next Rank: 740 points until Sergeant Major

7/8/06 Report - As of 1325 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #461 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3981 +1 from yesterday
Saves: 2284 +4 from yesterday
Next Rank: 735 points until Sergeant Major

At 7/8/06 01:44 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: After taking all the inactive members out there are still 45 members on the list! We have one new member to the list.

Ok wtf, how come I'm not in that list?

At 7/7/06 04:45 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 7/7/06 04:33 PM, Foxphere wrote: I'll change the level icon myself. I do it every time.
Like so...

A life time sig, has your commitment to this sig by chance longer than to any human?

Possibly...though my girlfriend and I are probably a close second. :D

Sorry for the big gap in time there. I had work yesterday at five and I hadn't made it back to post until now.

At 7/8/06 02:20 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:

At 7/8/06 01:44 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: After taking all the inactive members out there are still 45 members on the list! We have one new member to the list.

Ok wtf, how come I'm not in that list?

I don't seem to have you on my pass lists as well I'm not sure how the hell I did that but your on it now. Sorry about that.

At 7/8/06 02:36 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I don't seem to have you on my pass lists as well I'm not sure how the hell I did that but your on it now. Sorry about that.

Eagle allowed him to come back as long as he acts nice. He has one mark to his name for spamming once, if it happens again, you may remove him from the list for good, but I trust he has learned his lesson.

Stolen

Original

It's been stolen before...

At 7/8/06 03:30 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 7/8/06 02:36 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I don't seem to have you on my pass lists as well I'm not sure how the hell I did that but your on it now. Sorry about that.

Eagle allowed him to come back as long as he acts nice. He has one mark to his name for spamming once, if it happens again, you may remove him from the list for good, but I trust he has learned his lesson.

Oh yeah I remember now I must have forgotten to add him again.

Stolen

Original

I flagged it but it wasn't marked yet.

Why bother doing the math when you can use the NG Log?

Because I'm an idiot and that never occurs to me late at night. Either that or trying to teach an old dog new tricks is more difficult than I thought. I'll get there, though.

Reporting for duty!

(I promise you I will bp more.)

At 7/8/06 03:45 PM, arianna1 wrote: Because I'm an idiot and that never occurs to me late at night. Either that or trying to teach an old dog new tricks is more difficult than I thought. I'll get there, though.

Don't go so hard on yourself, it's just math. I myself can't tell my right from my left late at night.

At 7/8/06 03:48 PM, The_Cobra_Commander wrote: Reporting for duty!
(I promise you I will bp more.)

Not just yet, first read and follow this.

I have to ask what was with those long winded speeches I saw on the last page? they made no sense what so ever to me. But oter then that B/P is slow of me oh well back to work of me.

At 7/8/06 04:09 PM, Littlewashu wrote: I have to ask what was with those long winded speeches I saw on the last page? they made no sense what so ever to me. But oter then that B/P is slow of me oh well back to work of me.

Well, those spammers got hit in the head with a shovel for hours, and then came up with the idea to use a program, called the complaint generator to make long, fake complaints which only prooves how annoying these bastards are.

At 7/8/06 04:09 PM, Littlewashu wrote: I have to ask what was with those long winded speeches I saw on the last page? they made no sense what so ever to me. But oter then that B/P is slow of me oh well back to work of me.

They're not supposed to make sense. They're done by one of those speech generators you can find on the Internet. It makes absolutely no sense which means its perfect if you want to spam a thread.

At 7/8/06 04:14 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 7/8/06 04:09 PM, Littlewashu wrote: I have to ask what was with those long winded speeches I saw on the last page? they made no sense what so ever to me. But oter then that B/P is slow of me oh well back to work of me.

Well, those spammers got hit in the head with a shovel for hours, and then came up with the idea to use a program, called the complaint generator to make long, fake complaints which only prooves how annoying these bastards are.

I will say that only proves that they don't have lives of there own since they want to spam up our club house!

At 7/8/06 04:16 PM, Littlewashu wrote:

At 7/8/06 04:14 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 7/8/06 04:09 PM, Littlewashu wrote: I have to ask what was with those long winded speeches I saw on the last page? they made no sense what so ever to me. But oter then that B/P is slow of me oh well back to work of me.

Well, those spammers got hit in the head with a shovel for hours, and then came up with the idea to use a program, called the complaint generator to make long, fake complaints which only prooves how annoying these bastards are.

I will say that only proves that they don't have lives of there own since they want to spam up our club house!

I don't even understand why they even do it, what have we done to them that's that bad? :\

I am angry. Angry that events have transpired that lead me to write this statement. There are a number of reasons the Spammers aren't telling us as to why they want to turn our club into an unstable cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and "crime". In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that by writing this letter, I am undeniably sticking my head far above the parapet. The big danger is that the Spammers will retaliate against me. They'll most likely try to force me to become clinically depressed, although another possibility is that when his contemptible utterances are translated into plain, words-mean-things English, The Spammers appear to be saying that the media should "create" news rather than report it. For me, this uncivilized moonshine serves only to emphasize how some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that each liberated mind that examines all of the evidence is a break in the chains that bind us all. But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation. Life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why are the Spammers so compelled to complain about situations over which they have no control over? The most appealing theory has to do with the way that most people still loath to admit that the Spammers's stances are attributable to an ignorance born of fear. I'll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, The Spammers have a strategy. Their strategy is to destroy any resistance by channeling it into ineffective paths. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with The Spammers.

Currently, The Spammers's doctrines merely create an unwelcome climate for those of us who are striving to ensure that we survive and emerge triumphant out of the coming chaos and destruction. As you will see in the blink of an eye, this is only the tip of a gigantic iceberg. There is no doubt that The Spammers will cause (or at least contribute to) a variety of social ills before long. Believe me, I would give everything I own to be wrong on that point, but the truth is that I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to turn random, senseless spamming into meaningful action. I respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication. Postmodernist ogres like him, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in blinkered unambitious-types in order to convince them to reward those who knowingly or unknowingly play along with his crusades while punishing those who oppose them.

Some people consider The Spammers's long-term goals a necessary evil, but the truth is that the key to The Spammers's souls are longing for the effortless, irresponsible, automatic consciousness of an animal. They dread the necessity, the risk, and the responsibility of rational cognition. As a result, The Spammers have, for a long time been arguing that we are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. Had they instead been arguing that their legates internalize and adapt to the unwritten realities they must work under, I might cede them their point. As it stands, the leap of faith required to bridge the logical gap in The Spammers's arguments are simply too terrifying for me to contemplate. What I do often contemplate, however, is how their true goal is to perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy. All the statements that their expositors make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to help people break free of the Spammers's cycle of oppression. You see, The Spammers tries to humiliate their opponents(i.e. us) rather than win their understanding. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that the Spammers talk a lot about communism and how wonderful it is. However, they've never actually defined what it means. How can they argue for something they've never defined? The answer is quite simple. I already listed several possibilities, but because The Spammers lack the ability to remember beyond the last two seconds of their life, I will restate what I said before, for their sake: Their notions are but a speck in a constellation of methodologies used by Bonapartism to promote antisocial ideologies such as vandalism. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. I, for one, can't possibly believe the Spammers's claim that it is their moral imperative to destroy all tradition, all morality, and the entire democratic system. If someone can convince me otherwise, I'll eat my hat. Heck, I'll eat a whole closetful of hats. That's a pretty safe bet because you shouldn't let the Spammers intimidate you. You shouldn't let them push you around. We're the ones who are right, not The Spammers. My eventual goal for this letter is to examine the social and cultural conditions that tap into the national resurgence of overt priggism. I'm counting on all of you for your support.

Until I get that, however, simply ignore them.

At 7/8/06 05:07 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Until I get that, however, simply ignore them.

Now, I warned you before on AIM, and I will publicly do it here, never use that generator on this thread again or I will personally see to that you will never come back here again, I’m having enough work on my shoulders clearing real spam, I don’t need yours. I believe over AIM I made it very clear. You have a mark and a warning, that’s more warnings than any one else who is still active here, I’ve had just about enough of your behavior, being young justifies nothing. Now shut up and behave.

After today, I am up to 1,930 blams and 1,628 assists.

At 7/8/06 07:53 PM, FordMustangClock wrote: After today, I am up to 1,930 blams and 1,628 assists.

You're ranked #911 in b/p :O

allow me to introduce everyone to the newest in barracks-hate flashes. basically, the same as the old ones. not any good. i wonder how long these will continue.

Elite Guard Barracks

At 7/8/06 10:01 PM, worldfamous wrote: allow me to introduce everyone to the newest in barracks-hate flashes. basically, the same as the old ones. not any good. i wonder how long these will continue.

Elite Guard Barracks

Until he understands it's pointless, but since people who are officially retarted don't understand failure, I suppose never. But Thankfully, no one rake him seriously. Remember the saying, there is no bad free publicity.

At 7/8/06 02:20 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Ok wtf, how come I'm not in that list?

You're not awesome enough.

End Of Day Report:

Blams: 11202
Saves: 6310
Total B/P points: 17512
Total B/P points acquired today: 135
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Colonel (1988 until next grade)
B/P Rank: #132 (+1 move since last log)

All in all a good day with about 19 mvies still Under judgment and I also got a new rank... Elite guard Colonel.