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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 17:28:34


At 7/7/06 05:10 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: I actually have a question for Joker: Do you go to school? I mean sheesh, in under a year?! I can't truly see myself getting more than 70 a day during school, I have things to do :[

If he has a job, I want that job as well. His profile says he's 18, so he may be in college or finishing up high school. Or, he could live in a basement with his parent's, which is unhealthy.

lol duck sig chain

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 17:31:53


At 7/7/06 03:50 PM, BlueHippo wrote: i never congradulated JoKeR_ADT for reaching EGSC. huge congrats buddy,

That's ok thanks

you've done it in such a short time too :P

My account was 317 days old when I got it.

as newgrounds gets bigger, EGSC is going to be easier and easier to get :0 anyways, congrats n' stuff. yes yes <3

Maybe when we have over 100 EGSC's they'll add more ranks!

Yeah right.
At 7/7/06 04:21 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 7/6/06 11:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.
Wow, nice work. We have certainly racked up quite a few EGSC's lately. That must have been an extreme amount of work. It is nice to see you make it. Now keep it up and see how far you can make it in the ranks. Good luck.

We have two more EGSC on the way and thanks but now I have to get a new sig! Can anyone make me one?

At 7/7/06 04:53 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Also, even though I'm probably the last one CONGRATULATIONS JOKER :D

Thanks

At 7/7/06 05:00 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: GRAH! I forgot as well. Happy EGSC rank! And in under a year as well. O_o

Thanks and Mad-Cow thought he was last.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 20:56:42


At 7/7/06 05:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
lol duck sig chain

Fire rofl, RUN lol, Fire rofl, RUN lol ;D

I wonder what badge I'll be at the end of the year, since EGSC is seeming impossible, since so many people are making it to it.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 21:01:47


At 7/7/06 08:56 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: I wonder what badge I'll be at the end of the year, since EGSC is seeming impossible, since so many people are making it to it.

Well, at your current rate of 7 B/P a day (which I know has increased :P) it seems like you'd get Elite Guard Sergeant Major. Maybe Praporshick if you do better than your average B/P. Anyway, I just want to get a gold badge in time for my NG birthday.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 21:16:58


At 7/7/06 09:01 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 7/7/06 08:56 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: I wonder what badge I'll be at the end of the year, since EGSC is seeming impossible, since so many people are making it to it.
Well, at your current rate of 7 B/P a day (which I know has increased :P) it seems like you'd get Elite Guard Sergeant Major. Maybe Praporshick if you do better than your average B/P. Anyway, I just want to get a gold badge in time for my NG birthday.

Hay! Woo R U 2 Tell ME I caNT MaIK IT 2 EGSC WiTh 7 bp Per Day??1 >:(

But srsly folks, I could be fricken Praporshick by the end of summer, I get like, 90-100+ b/p a day :\
My goal is EG First Lieutenant or Captain by the end of the yearr, I BET ABSOLUTLY NO MONEY THAT I WILL BE EGFL BY MY BIRTHDAY ON DEC 3RD.

And now I play, the waiting game- I mean, now I go b/p :[

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 22:53:58


At 7/7/06 05:31 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: We have two more EGSC on the way and thanks but now I have to get a new sig! Can anyone make me one?

Phantom should be there pretty quick I cannot imagine it will take him too much longer. It is somthing he has certainly tried hard for. It is great that the Barrack's is gaining so many EGSC's. We are really growing more powerful by the day.

As far as your sig, I guess you could use a new one. I put one together for you to have a look at. I wont be offended if you are thinking somthing different. Just have a look and let me know what you think. Here you are...

The Elite Guard Barracks


|NGSM|NGM|EGB|NGPD|DA|Sig by - CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 22:55:21


At 7/7/06 10:53 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 7/7/06 05:31 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
As far as your sig, I guess you could use a new one. I put one together for you to have a look at. I wont be offended if you are thinking somthing different. Just have a look and let me know what you think. Here you are...

Whoa, 22k blams and only 7k blams? Blam-happy mofo :o


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 23:01:32


Ok, guys I had an idea so I went for it.

Newgrounds Portal Informers

Basically, it is like an open-access archive of rule-breaking submissions, and will make it easier to get more whitsle and B/P points, and make it easier for an administrator to get rid of the Flashes.

More information in there, so what do you think?

Discuss

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 23:11:15


At 7/7/06 11:01 PM, -LowStandards- wrote:
Newgrounds Portal Informers

Basically, it is like an open-access archive of rule-breaking submissions, and will make it easier to get more whitsle and B/P points, and make it easier for an administrator to get rid of the Flashes.

More information in there, so what do you think?

I thought it was a pretty good idea.

Wonder why it got locked :\


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 23:16:03


At 7/7/06 10:53 PM, Turkeybean wrote: I wont be offended if you are thinking somthing different. Just have a look and let me know what you think. Here you are...

That works for me thank you I'll just bug you if I want a differnt sig! Thanks again.

At 7/7/06 10:55 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Whoa, 22k blams and only 7k blams? Blam-happy mofo :o

What can I say I love to blam.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 23:16:55


At 7/7/06 11:11 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: I thought it was a pretty good idea.

Wonder why it got locked :\

Seems very similar to the Whistle Club. And besides, we can do the same in the EGB and contact mods/ admins.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 23:20:04


At 7/7/06 11:16 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 7/7/06 11:11 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: I thought it was a pretty good idea.

Wonder why it got locked :\
Seems very similar to the Whistle Club. And besides, we can do the same in the EGB and contact mods/ admins.

Whistle club has been dead for a long time :[
But w/e, I might have joined I guess, don't really care lawl.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 23:42:49


At 7/7/06 11:20 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
At 7/7/06 11:16 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 7/7/06 11:11 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: I thought it was a pretty good idea.

Wonder why it got locked :\
Seems very similar to the Whistle Club. And besides, we can do the same in the EGB and contact mods/ admins.
Whistle club has been dead for a long time :[
But w/e, I might have joined I guess, don't really care lawl.

no don't the abuse review thread killed the reason for that club. just post in the abuse review thread man

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 23:54:40


At 7/7/06 04:53 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
I agree >:'(
Level 16 and EGSC are like, my goal on NG </jealous>

you will be at level 16 in 843 days if you don't miss a deposit day between now and then

if you want to know when you are going to level up just check the level up info on my sig it is a link to the EXP calculator

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 23:58:44


At 7/7/06 11:54 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
At 7/7/06 04:53 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Level 16 and EGSC are like, my goal on NG </jealous>
you will be at level 16 in 843 days if you don't miss a deposit day between now and then

I get to level 16 in 777 days. :O I must be lucky.
Anyway, I think I'll be coming to NG for a long time. :)


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 00:09:09


Daily Report For 7/7/06

Start: 13,543 Blams/7,017 Saves
End: 13,607 Blams/7,044 Saves
Total: 64 Blams/27 Saves (91 Total)

Next Rank: 849 Until Major General
Next Level: Level 11 in 6 days

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 00:29:49


At 7/7/06 11:54 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
At 7/7/06 04:53 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
I agree >:'(
Level 16 and EGSC are like, my goal on NG </jealous>
you will be at level 16 in 843 days if you don't miss a deposit day between now and then

if you want to know when you are going to level up just check the level up info on my sig it is a link to the EXP calculator

Pfft, 843 days, what's that a month?
Also, I know what the NG calculator is, I have it bookmarked :o

Blams: 3351
Saves: 2055
Total B/P points: 5406
Total B/P points acquired today: 84(really 91)
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (594 until next grade)
There's like 8 movies UJ still


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 00:35:22


Blams: 4852
Saves: 2804
Total B/P points: 7656
Total B/P points acquired today: 83
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant Major (344 until next grade)


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 00:36:50


Sir, I was wondering if there are any requirements in getting in here.
I know my status of civilian is pathetic, but I'll try, sir!
*salutes*


What would Jesus think of us now? He'd probably be on NG spamming!

Wii Club Member I SSBC I Wanna Get Rated? I PM me if bored

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 00:38:15


At 7/8/06 12:36 AM, Nihongo wrote: Sir, I was wondering if there are any requirements in getting in here.
I know my status of civilian is pathetic, but I'll try, sir!
*salutes*

This is for Elite Guards only, go here :)


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 00:39:30


At 7/8/06 12:36 AM, Nihongo wrote: Sir, I was wondering if there are any requirements in getting in here.
I know my status of civilian is pathetic, but I'll try, sir!
*salutes*

in order to join you need to be an elite guard private the lowest and you need 1500 B/P points to be at that. go to the Ng flash portal and rack in some more points when you have 1500 points come back an d ask again ok?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 00:39:39


Right! Thanks.


What would Jesus think of us now? He'd probably be on NG spamming!

Wii Club Member I SSBC I Wanna Get Rated? I PM me if bored

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 01:09:53


Daily Report 7/7:

Start: 22,320 blams. 8,085 saves.
End: 22,353 blams. 8,092 saves.
Overall: 33 blams. 7 saves. (Total: 40)

Total b/p: 30,445.

Salute.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 01:16:49


End of Day Report for 7-7-06

Blams: 1801 (+51)
Saves: 799 (+16)

Total: 2600 (+67)

current badge: EG Corporal
need +400 for next rank

Kind of a slow day for me...sigh
Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 01:54:47


Blams: 2063
Saves: 1134
Total B/P points: 3197
Total B/P points acquired today: 68
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant (803 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 25.798
B/P Rank: #1060 (+22 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.819

I'm slowly raising that Average BP per day, by the end of the summer I want it at least at 35 per day.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 02:45:42


Update
Blams:4681
Saves:2157
Total Blam/Protection points:6838
Total Blam/Protection points acquired today:63
162 more points until next upgrade.
Sorry I haven't been posting my updates lately but I was banned again! Hopefully I will post again tomorrow.

~Salute~


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 03:30:07


Blams: 5874
Saves: 3290
Total B/P points: 9164
Total B/P points acquired today: 39
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Praporshchik (336 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 13.863
B/P Rank: #291 (+3 move since last log move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.785

OK day it was.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 03:40:38


"Day light come, and we drop the bomb", what an awesome day to wake up to a full active portal. And if no social duties bother me next week I will be getting very close to EGSC.

By the way, I saw the topic of ratio briefly mentioned, I should be at 30 K with 8-9K Saves and 21-22 Blams, I don't blam as much as Joker but close to it.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 07:33:06


Daily Report: 7/7/2006
Blams: 4685
Saves: 2809
Total B/P points: 7494
Total B/P points acquired today: 40


S&Box, the gameĀ Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-08 08:01:22


At 7/8/06 03:40 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: "Day light come, and we drop the bomb", what an awesome day to wake up to a full active portal. And if no social duties bother me next week I will be getting very close to EGSC.

By the way, I saw the topic of ratio briefly mentioned, I should be at 30 K with 8-9K Saves and 21-22 Blams, I don't blam as much as Joker but close to it.

You wake up at 3:40am?...

If I ever get to EGSC at the current b/p ratio, I will have around 18.k blams and 11.5k saves