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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 06:01:23


At 7/7/06 05:56 AM, Turandot wrote: Now-now :/ You know mods don't like any attempt at 'back-seat-modding'. Just let us know when you get spammed and Maus or I will deal with it... Don't go on about IP scans, and so on, Wade probably wouldn't care enough to do it ;-)

Yeah...About that, I was kind of misinformed about the different "Mod-powers" that existed, but it's settled now. Thanks for the notice.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 07:29:37


At 7/6/06 05:55 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/6/06 Report - As of 0530 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #464 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3975 +8 from yesterday
Saves: 2272 +2 from yesterday
Naxt Rank: 753 points until Sergeant Major

7/7/06 Report - As of 0715 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #463 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3980 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2280 +8 from yesterday
Next Rank: 740 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 07:36:00


At 7/6/06 03:39 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Actually he did start it but his post was deleted, though if you look you can find Coop's response with quotes of him and one of mine with no quotes on page 401.

Basically that twat was responsible for this whole can of worms. Now we are going to get something done about it.

At 7/6/06 04:32 PM, Maus wrote: I'll ask again that the members here refrain from responding to said posts. I will start implementing one day bans, starting with Mad-Cow.

Thanks for the help, Maus, I'll refrain from that practise in future

Coop83 Report 07.07.06
Blams: 9,348 (+24)
Saves: 4,186 (+13)
Total: 13,534 (+37)
Points to EG Major: 466


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 07:50:56


At 7/6/06 11:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.

Very nice job! Hopefully I will get there some day.

Blams: 4685
Saves: 2809
Total B/P points: 7494
Total B/P points acquired today: 40
B/P Rank: #378 (+2 move since last log)

Another decent day for me yesterday


S&Box, the gameĀ Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 09:03:50


Yesterday:
Total B/P points: 9125
B/P points acquired on 07/06/06: 45
B/P rank: #294

And today I am #291, good stuff.

At 7/6/06 11:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.

Congrats! I will be EGSC in 3 years too >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 14:26:34


I got 98 b/p points yesterday >:\


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:00:35


At 7/7/06 01:32 AM, El_Master wrote:
At 7/6/06 11:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.
Another EG member who gets EGSC, congrats!

Thank you

At 7/7/06 04:05 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Also, congratulations to Joker on finally reaching his final rank.

Thank you and it looks like your up next for this rank.

At 7/7/06 07:50 AM, milinko959 wrote: Very nice job! Hopefully I will get there some day.

Thanks and even if you don't get to EGSC you still have a lot of reviews not a lot of people have that.

Almost 2,000
At 7/7/06 09:03 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Congrats! I will be EGSC in 3 years too >:(

Thanks hey three years are better then never.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:04:41


At 7/7/06 03:00 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Thank you and it looks like your up next for this rank.

I sure hope so, I've been working on it long enough, if only you hadn't passed me while I was a Brigadier General...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:13:51


At 7/7/06 03:04 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/7/06 03:00 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Thank you and it looks like your up next for this rank.
I sure hope so, I've been working on it long enough, if only you hadn't passed me while I was a Brigadier General...

Yeah you have been working hard a it and it's Toooo bad I passed you up a while ago!

;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:15:09


Man, the EGB will be heavily Elite Guard Supreme Commander infested soon. Sounds bad, but I mean it in a good way. Maybe "infested" wasn't the best word to use, anyway. Well, I'm glad we are still growing.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:15:17


I suppose it would make sense if I posted in here at least once. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:16:54


At 7/7/06 03:15 PM, Foxphere wrote: I suppose it would make sense if I posted in here at least once. :D

ZOMG!!! Join your royal Elite Guard Supreme Commander, you will be accepted in an instant, I am sure.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:17:59


At 7/7/06 03:13 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Yeah you have been working hard a it and it's Toooo bad I passed you up a while ago!
;)

At least I take comfort in the fact it took you 3 weeks to pass me by only 1800 points.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:19:48


At 7/7/06 03:15 PM, Foxphere wrote: I suppose it would make sense if I posted in here at least once. :D

Sure it makes sense, well if you want to join, just give this a read. Hope you decide to join.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:20:55


At 7/7/06 03:17 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: At least I take comfort in the fact it took you 3 weeks to pass me by only 1800 points.

Only 1800...my god, I feel so low. Anyways, and more big Flash days coming up? Like Lock Day, Star Day, ect.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:28:13


At 7/7/06 03:17 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/7/06 03:13 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Yeah you have been working hard a it and it's Toooo bad I passed you up a while ago!
;)
At least I take comfort in the fact it took you 3 weeks to pass me by only 1800 points.

At least I can take comfort in the fact I'm still ahead of you even if it's by 1,600 points and don't you plan to slow down once you get to EGSC so you can work on flash, audio, and reviews?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:35:26


At 7/7/06 03:19 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/7/06 03:15 PM, Foxphere wrote: I suppose it would make sense if I posted in here at least once. :D
Sure it makes sense, well if you want to join, just give this a read. Hope you decide to join.

Sure, I'll join. You guys have a nice setup. Its definitely put together well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:40:18


At 7/7/06 03:28 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: At least I can take comfort in the fact I'm still ahead of you even if it's by 1,600 points and don't you plan to slow down once you get to EGSC so you can work on flash, audio, and reviews?

A bit, or maybe not ;-)

And a hearty welcome to our newest member, Foxphere.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:43:49


At 7/7/06 03:35 PM, Foxphere wrote:
At 7/7/06 03:19 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/7/06 03:15 PM, Foxphere wrote: I suppose it would make sense if I posted in here at least once. :D
Sure it makes sense, well if you want to join, just give this a read. Hope you decide to join.
Sure, I'll join. You guys have a nice setup. Its definitely put together well.

Welcome we hope you enjoy it here.

I was beginning to think this week we wouldn't have any new members but you changed that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:50:08


i never congradulated JoKeR_ADT for reaching EGSC. huge congrats buddy, you've done it in such a short time too :P

as newgrounds gets bigger, EGSC is going to be easier and easier to get :0 anyways, congrats n' stuff. yes yes <3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 15:51:04


At 7/7/06 03:43 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Welcome we hope you enjoy it here.

I was beginning to think this week we wouldn't have any new members but you changed that.

Haha, awesome. Well I guess I'll start by posting my stats.

Blam/Protect: Ranked # 38 out of 1,035,032 users!
Voting Power: 10.85 votes

Rank: Elite Guard Supreme Commander
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BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 25,236 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 8,295 quality entries.

I worked really hard to make it to the top 50. I got down to around the #30 position and then I kinda died off. I had to start taking care of some real life stuff, lol. Anyway, I've been bored a lot recently so I figured getting back into BPing wouldn't be such a bad idea.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 16:02:20


At 7/7/06 03:51 PM, Foxphere wrote:
At 7/7/06 03:43 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Welcome we hope you enjoy it here.

I was beginning to think this week we wouldn't have any new members but you changed that.
Haha, awesome. Well I guess I'll start by posting my stats.

Welcome abourd Foxphere! Seeing so many EGSC lately, it makes me wish that I was one. :( And the level 16 doesn't help at all. ;( lol

I will get there one day. And in other news, you probably know I'm at comic camp. Anyway, I met some other NG members! :O It was cool, seeing them in real life.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 16:21:06


At 7/6/06 11:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.

Wow, nice work. We have certainly racked up quite a few EGSC's lately. That must have been an extreme amount of work. It is nice to see you make it. Now keep it up and see how far you can make it in the ranks. Good luck.


At 7/7/06 12:05 AM, arianna1 wrote: current badge: EG Corporal (YAY! I made it today!)

Congratulations. That did not take you very long at all. It was only a few days ago that you announced getting close to it. Corporal has a much nicer ring to it than private first class. Glad you were able to rank up.


At 7/7/06 12:11 AM, pepeatumi wrote: The Portal has been extremely slow this past couple of days..

No kidding. I am really hopeing things will speed up soon. I have been getting quite bored. I am only a couple hundred points away from my next rank, but it is very slow going. I can't wait for the next portal spam day.


At 7/7/06 12:18 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Also, an announcement. I probably won't be as active as much, because I'll be going into a job interview tomorrow afternoon.

It will be sad to see you reduce your activity, but good for you to get a job. I am sure you will still be able to find the time to stop in here and there. As long as we still know your alive. Good luck getting the job. Keep up the hard work.


You make a good point, but how about instead, we toss him into the brooms and on the sides of it we will glue spikes faced downwards, meaning it goes in relatively easy, but the more you pull it out, the more it hurts. Like the ultimate Chinese finger trap.

Not a bad idea. This is probably the best one yet. I have to wonder why I have not thought about that yet. I would imagine that should keep him from flailing about too much. You have to love the Chinese for their torture tactics.

Also check to see the EGB collab in which I forgot to make a movie, and you ask people to join us. Now I'm laughing. How much can one person fail?

Yeah, that was quite the laugh. I was a little pissed at first about the fact he used our names, but to go that far is almost flattering. He is really doing everything he can to deface our club, yet every act gets deleted. When will he just give up?


At 7/7/06 09:03 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Congrats! I will be EGSC in 3 years too >:(

Lol, I am sure you will make it before then. That is really quite the time to be waiting. There is an average of 150 portal entries a day, and close to 250 or 300 on portal spam days. You should have plenty of oppertunity to make EGSC.


At 7/7/06 03:15 PM, Foxphere wrote: I suppose it would make sense if I posted in here at least once. :D

Damn glad to have you here sir. You certainly have some impressive accomplishments. It should be quite intresting to have you here. It is nice to see you have found us. I also have to tell you that is one of the best sigs I have seen. You have the style of some of QuickFox's work. Great job. Welcome to the Barracks sir.


|NGSM|NGM|EGB|NGPD|DA|Sig by - CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 16:27:02


At 7/7/06 04:21 PM, Turkeybean wrote:

At 7/7/06 03:15 PM, Foxphere wrote: I suppose it would make sense if I posted in here at least once. :D
Damn glad to have you here sir. You certainly have some impressive accomplishments. It should be quite intresting to have you here. It is nice to see you have found us. I also have to tell you that is one of the best sigs I have seen. You have the style of some of QuickFox's work. Great job. Welcome to the Barracks sir.

Thank you very much. You have an eye for sigs. Mine is actually really unique because it is a collaboration between QuikFox, Juggernaut (two amazing sig makers) and myself. Chances are I'll never replace it. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 16:31:01


At 7/7/06 04:27 PM, Foxphere wrote: Thank you very much. You have an eye for sigs. Mine is actually really unique because it is a collaboration between QuikFox, Juggernaut (two amazing sig makers) and myself. Chances are I'll never replace it. :D

What about when you turn level 17? But truly a good looking sig.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 16:33:17


At 7/7/06 04:31 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
What about when you turn level 17? But truly a good looking sig.

I'll change the level icon myself. I do it every time.

Like so...

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 16:45:34


At 7/7/06 04:33 PM, Foxphere wrote: I'll change the level icon myself. I do it every time.
Like so...

A life time sig, has your commitment to this sig by chance longer than to any human?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 16:53:43


At 7/7/06 04:02 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 7/7/06 03:51 PM, Foxphere wrote:
At 7/7/06 03:43 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
Welcome we hope you enjoy it here.

I was beginning to think this week we wouldn't have any new members but you changed that.
Haha, awesome. Well I guess I'll start by posting my stats.
Welcome abourd Foxphere! Seeing so many EGSC lately, it makes me wish that I was one. :( And the level 16 doesn't help at all. ;( lol

I agree >:'(
Level 16 and EGSC are like, my goal on NG </jealous>

I will get there one day. And in other news, you probably know I'm at comic camp. Anyway, I met some other NG members! :O It was cool, seeing them in real life.

:O Who were they and what did they look like?

Also, even though I'm probably the last one CONGRATULATIONS JOKER :D


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 17:00:17


At 7/7/06 04:53 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
At 7/7/06 04:02 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I will get there one day. And in other news, you probably know I'm at comic camp. Anyway, I met some other NG members! :O It was cool, seeing them in real life.
O Who were they and what did they look like?

He said his username was The Master or something, but it was in leet. I'm still trying to find his account. He was tall, dark hair, but looked goth, not emo. Not heavy goth, but just wore dark clothes. But, he was a fun and happy guy.


Also, even though I'm probably the last one CONGRATULATIONS JOKER :D

GRAH! I forgot as well. Happy EGSC rank! And in under a year as well. O_o


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-07 17:10:08


At 7/7/06 05:00 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: He said his username was The Master or something, but it was in leet. I'm still trying to find his account. He was tall, dark hair, but looked goth, not emo. Not heavy goth, but just wore dark clothes. But, he was a fun and happy guy.

:o sounds sexy.

Also, even though I'm probably the last one CONGRATULATIONS JOKER :D
GRAH! I forgot as well. Happy EGSC rank! And in under a year as well. O_o

I actually have a question for Joker: Do you go to school? I mean sheesh, in under a year?! I can't truly see myself getting more than 70 a day during school, I have things to do :[


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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