At 7/6/06 08:37 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 7/6/06 08:21 PM, EliteGuardHuts wrote: Duhn, duhn, duhn.

You, were never here. Now go back to hell where you cam from. I had your IP scanned for alts and if you use them again to evade a ban, it's bye bye to newgrounds.

Ready the brooms! We will need all of them that we can get. We will be sure to have the ultimate broom tastic brooming just as soon as everyone gets back. Now I must prepare, I will need brooms, duck-tape, and lots of beer. I'll be back.

At 7/6/06 08:43 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Ready the brooms! We will need all of them that we can get. We will be sure to have the ultimate broom tastic brooming just as soon as everyone gets back. Now I must prepare, I will need brooms, duck-tape, and lots of beer. I'll be back.

My dear and funny Corporal... May I remind you to take the extra mile and glue posined arrow heads on the tips of the brooms. Now that will be a true family show. We shold make it public, for the joy of everyone, the broom rape of one spammer, shall set an example as to what we do with them.

Police Lieutenat Ghostdanz ready for duty sir! If i can join sir! I konw im weak but ive only been here a Month sir!

At 7/6/06 08:53 PM, ghostdanz wrote: Police Lieutenat Ghostdanz ready for duty sir! If i can join sir! I konw im weak but ive only been here a Month sir!

Sorry Lieutenant, but only Elite Guard Privates or above may join, for more info read this.

At 7/6/06 08:51 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
My dear and funny Corporal... May I remind you to take the extra mile and glue posined arrow heads on the tips of the brooms. Now that will be a true family show. We shold make it public, for the joy of everyone, the broom rape of one spammer, shall set an example as to what we do with them.

I like the idea. See, that is why you are 2IC, your always thinking. I do have a problem with the poisened tiped arrow heads though. If we use them it will allow the spammer a quick and painless end. Now, if we cover the tips of the brooms with super glue, we would have the satisfaction of watching him run around with it stuck straight up the middle. That may prove to be much more intresting. Just a thought. All and all, it should be made very public. That'll teach em a good one. Lousey spammers.

turkeybean/ghostphantom.. was this serious?

At 7/6/06 06:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 7/6/06 05:58 PM, Minion777 wrote: Stupid?
That was that work of a Genius!

Are we talking about the same movie? I doubt it. And if we are, you must be kidding, and if you're not, then you made it.

It's as simple as that.

Its absolutely ridiculous but somewhat funny for someone trying to infringe the Elite Guard barracks for a blamming and protecting club. We established long ago that this was a club to band together same rankings of elite guard for reasons already identified. I found it funny as the guy probably doesn't have a blam ranking or tried to make a club of his own and failed miserably. And its blammed so no worries, now we point and laugh.

At 7/6/06 09:13 PM, madknt wrote: turkeybean/ghostphantom.. was this serious?

Nah. Some people have just been spamming this club, and just made that. Check the obituaries for other EGB related flash.

At 7/6/06 09:16 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 7/6/06 09:13 PM, madknt wrote: turkeybean/ghostphantom.. was this serious?

Nah. Some people have just been spamming this club, and just made that. Check the obituaries for other EGB related flash.

how sad these people are now days, spamming flash movies about a litlle insignifigant stat topic..
why waste their time?

At 7/6/06 09:13 PM, madknt wrote: turkeybean/ghostphantom.. was this serious?

No. I am actually very upset that somone decided to use our names in somthing we had to consent to. The Elite Guard Barracks, Ghost_Phantom, and myself had no knowledge of the flash or the fact that are names were to be used. The guy that subbmitted that flash has been spamming us all day. He is really getting to be a pest. Soon he will find himself at the end of a long pole. Sorry you had to be subject to such crap. Thanks for letting me know though.

Why are these guys bothering us? I mean, were just a group on Newgrounds that helps out Newgrounds.

At 7/6/06 06:57 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I played along, to an extent, but if you insist on posting posts that support those spammers, I'll just have to ask you to leave.

Or don't, see what happens then.

Oh, dont worry Sir , clearly a supporter of spam such as I should never of dared enter confines of the prestigious EGB, thus, i shall be on my way.
Happy blamming,Moderator Ghost_Phantom.

At 7/6/06 09:26 PM, Seamonky wrote: Why are these guys bothering us? I mean, were just a group on Newgrounds that helps out Newgrounds.

HEY!!!!I just wanna join!

-_- Fine I'll just leave...Now good-bye.

No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.

At 7/6/06 11:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.

Lets give a big round of applause to Joker. Nice going! I hope to be an EGSC soon.

At 7/6/06 11:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.

Congrats JoKeR on making Supreme Commander! Well done!

Big Congrats to the newest Elite Guard Supreme Commander... JoKeR_ADT and now the obvious question. Will you stop B/P'ing or are you just going to slow down a bit?

Daily Report For 7/6/06

Start: 13,495 Blams/6,995 Saves
End: 13,543 Blams/7,017 Saves
Total: 48 Blams/22 Saves (70 Total)

Next Rank: 940 Until Major General

Congratulations to JoKeR for making Supreme Commander

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

At 7/6/06 11:44 PM, Seamonky wrote:

At 7/6/06 11:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.

Lets give a big round of applause to Joker. Nice going! I hope to be an EGSC soon.

Thank you and at your rate it may take over a year from now which is a decent speed to EGSC.

At 7/6/06 11:51 PM, arianna1 wrote: Congrats JoKeR on making Supreme Commander! Well done!

Thank you!

At 7/6/06 11:52 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Big Congrats to the newest Elite Guard Supreme Commander... JoKeR_ADT and now the obvious question. Will you stop B/P'ing or are you just going to slow down a bit?

Thanks I know I'm not going to stop and I don't think I'll slow down.

End of Day Report for 7-6-06

Blams: 1750 (+51)
Saves: 783 (+21)

Total: 2533 (+72)

current badge: EG Corporal (YAY! I made it today!)
need +467 for next rank

Congrats again to JoKeR for making EG Supreme Commander!
Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Blams: 11043
Saves: 6223
Total B/P points: 17266
Total B/P points acquired today: 99
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel (234 until next grade)

The Portal has been extremely slow this past couple of days..

Also Congrats to arianna1 for making Elite Guard Corporal.

At 7/7/06 12:05 AM, arianna1 wrote: End of Day Report for 7-6-06

Blams: 1750 (+51)
Saves: 783 (+21)

Total: 2533 (+72)

current badge: EG Corporal (YAY! I made it today!)
need +467 for next rank

Congrats again to JoKeR for making EG Supreme Commander!
Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

congrats on the new badge have fun gettng your next badge ^_^

Congrats to JoKeR_ADT for getting to EGSC.

Daily Report 7/6:

Start: 22,259 blams. 8,072 saves.
End: 22,320 blams. 8,085 saves.
Overall: 61 blams. 13 saves. (Total: 74)

Total b/p: 30,405 b/p.

Also, an announcement. I probably won't be as active as much, because I'll be going into a job interview tomorrow afternoon. And I'll be working evening shifts, from 3:00 P.M. to 9:00 P.M. It pays $7.50 an hour, so I couldn't pass that up. And I'll only be working 3, maybe 4 days a week as well.

Just letting you know, so none of you will worry about little old me.

Salute.

At 7/7/06 12:05 AM, arianna1 wrote: Congrats again to JoKeR for making EG Supreme Commander!

Well thank you again and congrats to you on becoming a Corporal!

At 7/7/06 12:18 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Congrats to JoKeR_ADT for getting to EGSC.

Thank you and good luck with your job interview.

At 7/6/06 11:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: No one has posted here in a while? Well anyway I'm happy to announce that I have become an Elite Guard Supreme Commander! That make sixty two Commanders on NG.

Another EG member who gets EGSC, congrats!

Daily Report for 7/6
Blams: 2029
Saves: 1100
Total B/P points: 3129
Total B/P points acquired today: 52
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant (871 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 25.458
B/P Rank: #1082 (+17 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.845

Average day today......

And congratulations arianna on making EG Corporal

had a few off days to go hang out lately. i apologize that i havent been active since about monday. been a party every night of the week which has been awesome. lots of friends i havent seen in a while. sunday i leave to go to orientation, so ill be absent for about 3 days. after that, ill be back in the swing of b/ping, and i hope to be colonel in a month.

another big congrats to joker for reaching EGSC in about the fastest time yet recorded. you got there pretty damn fast man. hope you enjoy the finality of it all.

good luck to everyone else.

*salute*

At 7/6/06 08:58 PM, Turkeybean wrote: I like the idea. See, that is why you are 2IC, your always thinking. I do have a problem with the poisened tiped arrow heads though. If we use them it will allow the spammer a quick and painless end. Now, if we cover the tips of the brooms with super glue, we would have the satisfaction of watching him run around with it stuck straight up the middle. That may prove to be much more intresting. Just a thought. All and all, it should be made very public. That'll teach em a good one. Lousey spammers.

You make a good point, but how about instead, we toss him into the brooms and on the sides of it we will glue spikes faced downwards, meaning it goes in relatively easy, but the more you pull it out, the more it hurts. Like the ultimate Chinese finger trap. Also check to see the EGB collab in which I forgot to make a movie, and you ask people to join us. Now I'm laughing. How much can one person fail?

Also, congratulations to Joker on finally reaching his final rank. As well as to Arianna on Corporal.

lol, the level 2 dude asked for a ban. Ok, ok...if that was what he wanted, we can contact with Sarai and have him banned for a few days. Once again, I need to remind you people about the policy of NOT responding to any spammer. In my momory, our relaionship with the alliance has been improved and they will not bother us. I highly dout that the level 2 dude has anything to do with the alliance. Let him enjoy his moments before getting banned. There is no need to waste time with him, Sarai will teach him the word pwned as soon as possible.

At 7/6/06 04:13 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: The next person who makes another long ass complain here, no matter who, will be banned, and if I have a word in it, it will be a 30 day ban, and if any one (yes this means you, spammers) uses alts, We will see that all alts and main accounts are deleted, and if it continues, an admin will be asked to IP ban you, and if you use a Proxy, then you are trying too hard.

*cough*

Now-now :/ You know mods don't like any attempt at 'back-seat-modding'. Just let us know when you get spammed and Maus or I will deal with it... Don't go on about IP scans, and so on, Wade probably wouldn't care enough to do it ;-)

-Turan