Daily Report For 7/5/06

Start: 13,432 Blams/6,958 Saves
End: 13,495 Blams/6,995 Saves
Total: 63 Blams/37 Saves (100 Total)

Next Rank: 1010 Until Major General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*
______________
For Mad Cow:

Hopefully this comes out right

At 7/5/06 08:34 PM, Turandot wrote: Banned.

Thanks again!

And, might I add, that I know how to get to the Random Complaint Generator as well.

These speeches took all of 12 seconds for him to make. LOL.

Blams: 1996
Saves: 1076
Total B/P points: 3072
Total B/P points acquired today: 35

Bad day today but I was barely on.

At 7/6/06 12:07 AM, arianna1 wrote: End of Day Report for 7-5-06

Blams: 1699 (+44)
Saves: 762 (+22)

Total: 2461 (+66)

current badge: EG Private First Class
need +39 for next rank

Yeah, a slow day, much like yesterday. Oh well. I will reach the next badge tomorrow at some point and should reach level 13 in experience within the week. I feel like I've been at level 12 for ages, despite daily deposits since the beginning of the year.

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

you are lucky I got until the 23 or septemeber before I get to level 13 but still it doesn't feel as long. level 9 felt like it would never be gone >_<. well anyways well all still got a long ways to go before we are at the really high levels good night people ^_^

At 7/5/06 10:33 PM, RyanKajito wrote:
Ugh... Just when I thought I was almost leveled up, I find out I have another 300 blam and protection points to go.

It looks like you are well on your way. You have certainly caught up to me quite quickly. I still have somthing around 240. I expected you to move fairly quickly. My b/p rate is very slow lately. Good luck to you.

At 7/6/06 12:07 AM, arianna1 wrote: End of Day Report for 7-5-06

Not a bad end of day. It looks like you have pulled yourself up quite quickly. i remember when I first came across you in the ASM. You are turning out to be a pretty decent b/per and an active member. Nice work.

current badge: EG Private First Class
need +39 for next rank

An early congratulations to you. I remember when I shed my EG Private ranks. Although not long ago, it was sure great to be past. Have fun getting there.

At 7/6/06 12:19 AM, EagleRock wrote:
And, might I add, that I know how to get to the Random Complaint Generator as well.
These speeches took all of 12 seconds for him to make. LOL.

Very good catch. I was not aware of this website. This just may come in handy... <_< *yoink*
That is really quite sad to use a rant creator just to spam a place up. What happened to people spamming with their own accord? People are getting so lazy.

Daily Report 7/5:

Start: 22,207 blams. 8,057 saves.
End: 22,259 blams. 8,072 saves.
Overall: 52 blams. 15 saves. (Total: 67)

Total b/p: 30331.

At 7/5/06 08:53 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Justice smells a lot like potatoes.

Smells more like roasted weenies.

At 7/5/06 08:18 PM, Turkeybean wrote: OMG PWNING JOO.

Nice one. ;)

At 7/6/06 12:19 AM, EagleRock wrote: Thanks again!
And, might I add, that I know how to get to the Random Complaint Generator as well.
These speeches took all of 12 seconds for him to make. LOL.

There are the kind of people I wish would fall on to a standing stack of brooms. Any way, glad to see Turk active again (somebody listened to me, WTF?).

At 7/6/06 02:28 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Smells more like roasted weenies.

That's actually just the sad, sad smell of ones last bit of hope bursting into flames as he is put into his place. Tis a wonderful smell, especially in the morning.

Nice one. ;)

Why thank you kind sir. It was quite fun getting to do so. It is rare that I can pick apart line for line what somone has only put, as eagle put it, twelve seconds of time into.

At 7/6/06 03:28 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: There are the kind of people I wish would fall on to a standing stack of brooms. Any way, glad to see Turk active again (somebody listened to me, WTF?).

Standing stack of brooms eh? Hmm, that might turn out to be intresting to see. We have have to arange that for the next one to walk in here. Can you believe somone listened to you? I know it is a heavy shock. I am doing what I can. My activity still may be hit and miss though. I will try and be here as much as possible. Glad you missed me, lol. I'll be back later, have fun man.

At 7/6/06 02:08 AM, Turkeybean wrote:

At 7/6/06 12:19 AM, EagleRock wrote:
And, might I add, that I know how to get to the Random Complaint Generator as well.
These speeches took all of 12 seconds for him to make. LOL.

Very good catch. I was not aware of this website. This just may come in handy... <_< *yoink*
That is really quite sad to use a rant creator just to spam a place up. What happened to people spamming with their own accord? People are getting so lazy.

I used this all the time in college. Me and my classmates would print them out (using the department printer, of course) and give them to each other on a daily basis. I actually took the time to compile about 50 paragraphs of this, put it into Word, and give it to my professor. He thought it was funny.

At 7/6/06 03:28 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: There are the kind of people I wish would fall on to a standing stack of brooms.

Now there's a sentence I haven't heard before! I love it!

I climbed two ranks again, from #296 to #294!

At 7/5/06 06:10 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/5/06 Report - As of 0545 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #464 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3967 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2270 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 763 points until Sergeant Major

7/6/06 Report - As of 0530 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #464 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3975 +8 from yesterday
Saves: 2272 +2 from yesterday
Naxt Rank: 753 points until Sergeant Major

Blams: 4661
Saves: 2793
Total B/P points: 7454
Total B/P points acquired today: 50
B/P Rank: #380 (+6 move since last log)

Not a bad day at all for me

Coop83 Report 06.07.06
Blams: 9,324 (+23)
Saves: 4,173 (+18)
Total: 13,497 (+41)
Points to EG Major: 503

At 7/6/06 12:19 AM, EagleRock wrote: And, might I add, that I know how to get to the Random Complaint Generator as well.

I knew it. I was accusing them of overusing the dictionary, but I should have known better that a computer programme was behind it.

At 7/6/06 07:20 AM, milinko959 wrote: Not a bad day at all for me

Yeah, it wasn't a bad day for me either. Though you are catching me up :S

POSIIBLY STOLEN
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/323212

Has the same face from that Dog GOne Fishing flash. Problem is, I can't find the original author. Help?

At 7/5/06 09:07 PM, Turkeybean wrote:

At 7/5/06 08:34 PM, Turandot wrote: Banned.

Thank you for sweeping that up. He was really starting to get annoying. You have certainly helped us out a lot lately, much appreciated. On a side not, I am happy to still see you wearing your sig. It looks good on ya.

It's a great sig :)

By the way, did someone say cold_logic was behind the spam here?

At 7/6/06 02:47 PM, Turandot wrote: By the way, did someone say cold_logic was behind the spam here?

I don't recall seeing anyone post saying cold_logic was behind the spam but couldn't you just do an IP check?

At 7/6/06 02:47 PM, Turandot wrote: It's a great sig :)

Great to hear, I'm glad I could help you out.

By the way, did someone say cold_logic was behind the spam here?

At 7/5/06 09:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: And Turk, your welcome. And browse the pages for long annoying speeches, it's all the same prick, starting with "Cold_Logic"

Phantom and I were talking yesterday about the speeches coming up here before. As the above quote points out, he said that Cold_Logic started the speeches. I have not had the chance to go back through and look yet though. I take it you have had problems with Cold_Logic before? If I get the chance I will see if I can find the original page number of any speeches he may have spammed here.

At 7/6/06 03:13 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Phantom and I were talking yesterday about the speeches coming up here before. As the above quote points out, he said that Cold_Logic started the speeches. I have not had the chance to go back through and look yet though. I take it you have had problems with Cold_Logic before? If I get the chance I will see if I can find the original page number of any speeches he may have spammed here.

Actually he did start it but his post was deleted, though if you look you can find Coop's response with quotes of him and one of mine with no quotes on page 401.

At 7/6/06 03:39 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Actually he did start it but his post was deleted, though if you look you can find Coop's response with quotes of him and one of mine with no quotes on page 401.

Thanks Phantom. I searched through 125 pages of Cold_Logic's posts to find nothing. I guess I know now why. That was a fun waste of time. I should have known that you would have a page number. Oh well, what else was I going to do?

At 7/6/06 03:54 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Thanks Phantom. I searched through 125 pages of Cold_Logic's posts to find nothing. I guess I know now why. That was a fun waste of time. I should have known that you would have a page number. Oh well, what else was I going to do?

Should have asked me :-P But the last one will suffer the wrath of Maus. I wish an EGB user was a mod, that would end spam with a screeching halt.

The next person who makes another long ass complain here, no matter who, will be banned, and if I have a word in it, it will be a 30 day ban, and if any one (yes this means you, spammers) uses alts, We will see that all alts and main accounts are deleted, and if it continues, an admin will be asked to IP ban you, and if you use a Proxy, then you are trying too hard.

At 7/6/06 02:47 PM, Turandot wrote: By the way, did someone say cold_logic was behind the spam here?

Naw, just one spam post that I deleted.

I'll ask again that the members here refrain from responding to said posts. I will start implementing one day bans, starting with Mad-Cow.

I understand the urge to rebut flamers, but it is counter intuitive. They make those posts just to get a response from you. Let the post sit, and it will be cleared up upon one of us checking our inbox.

Turandot and I have nearly opposite schedules, so one of us will be able to help out within a short period of time. :)

Wow, some made a flash about us and its pretty stupid!

At 7/6/06 04:37 PM, Seamonky wrote: Wow, some made a flash about us and its pretty stupid!

Can we even call that a flash? It's basically just a text rant that moves and of course being the person that I am who protects most of the flashes I see which is why I have more protection points then blam points I gave it a five! ;)

At 7/6/06 04:37 PM, Seamonky wrote: Wow, some made a flash about us and its pretty stupid!

Stupid?
That was that work of a Genius!

At 7/6/06 05:58 PM, Minion777 wrote: Stupid?
That was that work of a Genius!

Are we talking about the same movie? I doubt it. And if we are, you must be kidding, and if you're not, then you made it.

It's as simple as that.

At 7/6/06 06:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 7/6/06 05:58 PM, Minion777 wrote: Stupid?
That was that work of a Genius!

Are we talking about the same movie? I doubt it. And if we are, you must be kidding, and if you're not, then you made it.

It's as simple as that.

Surely you jest.
Many things come to mind when one thinks about this movie, but simplicity is not one of them.
That movie would of found itself a place in the hearts of all who watched it. A warming tale for young and old.

At 7/6/06 06:40 PM, Minion777 wrote: Surely you jest.
Many things come to mind when one thinks about this movie, but simplicity is not one of them.
That movie would of found itself a place in the hearts of all who watched it. A warming tale for young and old.

I played along, to an extent, but if you insist on posting posts that support those spammers, I'll just have to ask you to leave.

Or don't, see what happens then.

Duhn, duhn, duhn.

ELITE GURD BURRUKS.

A few weeks ago, I wrote, "Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds is positing a 'valid' logic devoid of empirical content (i.e., devoid of facts)". In this letter, I'd like to follow up on that statement. For practical reasons, I have to confine my discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which I have something new to say.

Since I have promised to be candid, I will tell you candidly that statements like, "Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds never acts out of motives that might seem credible or even understandable to the rest of humanity" accurately express the feelings of most of us here. In point of fact, there's something fishy about Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds's bons mots. I think it's up to something, something callous and perhaps even nerdy. It's easy for us to shake our heads at Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds's foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should change the world for the better. It's easy for us to say, "Flattery will get Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds nowhere." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because I wish that one of the innumerable busybodies who are forever making "statistical studies" about nonsense would instead make a statistical study that means something. For example, I'd like to see a statistical study of Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds's capacity to learn the obvious. Also worthwhile would be a statistical study of how many grotesque, cranky moochers realize that it's really not bloody-mindedness that compels me to make plans and carry them out. It's my sense of responsibility to you, the reader.

Daily, the truth is being impressed upon us that Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds, already oppressive with its ophidian, brusque propositions, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species -- if separate species we be -- for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought, then consider that Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds wants to force me to roll over and play dead. Why it wants that, I don't know, but that's what it wants. Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. According to Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds, anyone who points this out is guilty of spreading lies, smears, and charlatanism. That is why, come what may, we must provide you with vital information which Elite Guard Barracks & Newgrounds has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering.

At 7/6/06 08:21 PM, EliteGuardHuts wrote: Duhn, duhn, duhn.

You, were never here. Now go back to hell where you cam from. I had your IP scanned for alts and if you use them again to evade a ban, it's bye bye to newgrounds.