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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 14:21:17


At 1/3/06 02:11 PM, Major_punk wrote:
How do you calculate your peak, sir? Is it a moving average of the last week or some other time period, or is it your overall average?
I mean like your avg b/p per day, and the peak would be when its at its highest.

So the average is over your whole career on NG? The reason I'm asking is because your peak numbers were not whole numbers, which means it has to be the average of something.

At 1/3/06 01:34 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Plus I'll have graduated grad school by May, which mean I have to find a real job, which ends my tenure of B/Ping on the clock...
So all I have to do is keep you back until May... and ill be home free!
Nah im just kidding but best of luck on getting married and finding a nice job. (Psst try to get one with a computer)

I work in IT. Being in front of a computer 8 hours a day will not be hard at all...muahahaha...

In other news B/P ranks 51-300 will be updated today, by TITROTU who I might add hasnt posted here in awhile and I do notice things like this! >: (
im kidding hes been really busy lately with more important things.

I did notice that as well. Oh well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 14:24:44


At 1/3/06 02:17 PM, Nightmare-Blam wrote: Vishing to join the Elite Gaurd,Sir! I may not use flash yet,but I will soon SIR! Please post a reply if I may join SIR

Using flash has nothing to do with being in the Elite Guard, citizen. You have to go to the Portal and vote on the under-judgement flash there. By blamming and protecting the flash, you will gain points and be offered many job positions here. Once you get high enough, you will become Security Guard and will be eligable for the NGPD Headquarters. As you gain more points, you will eventually become an Elite Guard Private, when you will be eligable for membership here. Until you reach that, check out the NGPD and let us know how you're doing from time to time! Good luck on your journey! Hooah!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 14:36:20


Is this a plague? Both the Barracks and the mafia are undergoing a lot of new people with no way in hell to join...about 600 new members over night so it might be an academic...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 15:01:38


At 1/3/06 02:21 PM, EagleRock wrote:
So the average is over your whole career on NG?

Well since I learned how to b/p which was July 30th, but ya your right.

Im trying to find your b/p per day but its difficult because you havent been active for the full 3 years. But going by your post count starting Oct 11th was when you first returned, or at least my best guess. So ill pretend thats when you first signed up.

That was 85 days ago, so your b/p per day would be 90.52 - sound right?

At 1/3/06 02:36 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Is this a plague? Both the Barracks and the mafia are undergoing a lot of new people with no way in hell to join...about 600 new members over night so it might be an academic...

I wouldnt call it a plague, or even a bad thing. And since you mentioned it I strolled over to the NGPD and their getting alot of new joiners also. Most of them were sent from here too. But ya this is a little weird usually were lucky if we get one person asking to join a week but now we have like 4 or 5.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 15:12:13


First Class Private KungFuCow, requesting permission to join!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 15:16:10


At 1/3/06 02:36 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Is this a plague? Both the Barracks and the mafia are undergoing a lot of new people with no way in hell to join...about 600 new members over night so it might be an academic...

I know! This is why we need a Barracks Recruitment Officer. I defy those that said it wasn't necessary! Three requests in two hours definately warrants a position for that!

At 1/3/06 03:01 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 1/3/06 02:21 PM, EagleRock wrote:
So the average is over your whole career on NG?
Well since I learned how to b/p which was July 30th, but ya your right.

Im trying to find your b/p per day but its difficult because you havent been active for the full 3 years. But going by your post count starting Oct 11th was when you first returned, or at least my best guess. So ill pretend thats when you first signed up.

That was 85 days ago, so your b/p per day would be 90.52 - sound right?

Pretty much. I really wan't serious about B/Ping until I reached the level of Police Lieutenant, when I realized that the real ranks require more than 100 B/P. From that point on, I was getting minimum 100 B/P a day. I also skipped 5 days worth of B/P (500) and moved up my schedule five times, which means my B/P since I got serious was at least 100 B/P.

At 1/3/06 02:36 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Is this a plague? Both the Barracks and the mafia are undergoing a lot of new people with no way in hell to join...about 600 new members over night so it might be an academic...
I wouldnt call it a plague, or even a bad thing. And since you mentioned it I strolled over to the NGPD and their getting alot of new joiners also. Most of them were sent from here too. But ya this is a little weird usually were lucky if we get one person asking to join a week but now we have like 4 or 5.

I wouldn't worry so much. Like I said, we could just appoint someone to be in charge of responding to those people. I, as I do with any job, will pick up the slack when necessary.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 15:18:47


At 1/3/06 03:12 PM, KungFuCow wrote: First Class Private KungFuCow, requesting permission to join!

Welcome to the Barracks, Private First Class!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 15:22:41


At 1/3/06 03:12 PM, KungFuCow wrote: First Class Private KungFuCow, requesting permission to join!

Welcome to the barracks, First Class Private! *salutes* BTW, I don't think your sig is appropriate for the BBS. Flashing lights, the mods wouldn't like that. :|

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 15:27:20


As you know my account had a lot of problems a long time ago and I’ve only begun B/P 113 days ago but was away for 2 days before I joined so technically only 111 days of service...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 15:40:25


At 1/3/06 03:22 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:
Welcome to the barracks, First Class Private! *salutes* BTW, I don't think your sig is appropriate for the BBS. Flashing lights, the mods wouldn't like that. :|

Well, sir, it's not like it's flashing uber fast or anything that would give someone a seizure. I don't remember seeing in the rules that you could not have a flashing sig, sir. Or perhaps it was in a topic created by a mod/admin?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 16:58:08


At 1/2/06 01:24 PM, EagleRock wrote: It's actually not that hard. I'm blessed in that I am near a computer virtually 24 hours a day. I actually do a lot besides go on Newgrounds, which proves you can be on Newgrounds AND have a life! :-)

It's hard for a 13-year-old who has fucking school interrupting his beloved computer time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 17:04:09


At 1/3/06 03:27 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: As you know my account had a lot of problems a long time ago and I’ve only begun B/P 113 days ago but was away for 2 days before I joined so technically only 111 days of service...

It's ok, your B/P points seem good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 17:52:04


At 1/3/06 10:39 AM, EagleRock wrote: You'd be suprised. For fanatics like us, 10-15 missed points is a big loss! Though I'll admit, I wouldn't be screaming in the mirror over it.

ever since i started to b/p, i got more into it just like you say sir. now that i'm getting closer to the higher ranks, i can see how missing a few points can be a big deal.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 18:06:19


Roman Montelongo's flash about typing is stolen. A reviewer pointed it out, and I searched "typing" like he said and I found it. I personally am now suspect of all of this author's submissions, as they are good in that suspicious sort of way that kind of defies explanation, you know? I advise my fellow soldiers to investigate this flash (if it's still there by the time I finish this post) and his other submissions.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 18:08:54


At 1/3/06 06:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Roman Montelongo's flash about typing is stolen. A reviewer pointed it out, and I searched "typing" like he said and I found it. I personally am now suspect of all of this author's submissions, as they are good in that suspicious sort of way that kind of defies explanation, you know? I advise my fellow soldiers to investigate this flash (if it's still there by the time I finish this post) and his other submissions.
salutes:

Yes I saw it aswell and voted 0.
I cant find its original location but I did find it on ... ebaumsworld

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 18:53:17


At 1/3/06 06:08 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 1/3/06 06:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Roman Montelongo's flash about typing is stolen.

and it is under administrative review alas his other submission of the day made it through to the portal. http://www.newground..m/portal/view/287571

it should be deleted together with the account.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-03 18:55:38


At 1/3/06 05:52 PM, Grizzley wrote: ever since i started to b/p, i got more into it just like you say sir. now that i'm getting closer to the higher ranks, i can see how missing a few points can be a big deal.

Definately true. Especially when you hae a hot rod out to get you... :-)

At 1/3/06 06:08 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 1/3/06 06:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Roman Montelongo's flash about typing is stolen. A reviewer pointed it out, and I searched "typing" like he said and I found it. I personally am now suspect of all of this author's submissions, as they are good in that suspicious sort of way that kind of defies explanation, you know? I advise my fellow soldiers to investigate this flash (if it's still there by the time I finish this post) and his other submissions.
salutes:
Yes I saw it aswell and voted 0.
I cant find its original location but I did find it on ... ebaumsworld

Well, as you know, Eric Bauman is the author of everything on his site, so it must be his.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 00:13:11


Day's end report:
If I were a samurai, I'd commit seppuku! I got a paltry 98 points today! :sigh: I must get more...
Today seemed kind of slow. Several things were also whistled into admin review...if they had just been normal blams, I'd have made my mark...oh well, whistle points are good, even if the quest for the golden whistle is as pointless as the quest for the golden spear, lol.
Hopefully tomorrow will be more fruitful and active. I'll be up a couple more hours to get some points to make up for my lack of points today. Good hunting everyone! :salutes:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 01:28:56


At 1/4/06 12:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
If I were a samurai, I'd commit seppuku! I got a paltry 98 points today! :sigh: I must get more...

You're really taking this a bit too seriously, Staff Sergeant.

Today seemed kind of slow. Several things were also whistled into admin review...if they had just been normal blams, I'd have made my mark...oh well, whistle points are good, even if the quest for the golden whistle is as pointless as the quest for the golden spear, lol.

The portal was very slow, actually. I was only able to get around 100 B/P myself (plus UJ flash, of course).

Hopefully tomorrow will be more fruitful and active. I'll be up a couple more hours to get some points to make up for my lack of points today. Good hunting everyone! :salutes:

We'll see what happens.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 01:55:45


At 1/3/06 03:16 PM, EagleRock wrote:
I know! This is why we need a Barracks Recruitment Officer. I defy those that said it wasn't necessary! Three requests in two hours definately warrants a position for that!

But they were all responded to just fine. Im still against that position its just not necessary.

I wouldn't worry so much. Like I said, we could just appoint someone to be in charge of responding to those people. I, as I do with any job, will pick up the slack when necessary.

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At 1/3/06 03:40 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
Well, sir, it's not like it's flashing uber fast or anything that would give someone a seizure. I don't remember seeing in the rules that you could not have a flashing sig, sir. Or perhaps it was in a topic created by a mod/admin?

Its more of an etiquette thing, I suppose. Welcome to the barrracks ill be updating the membership list sometime this week so you can see where you stand. The last update was on page 30 if you want to check it out.

At 1/3/06 04:58 PM, -Platinum- wrote:
It's hard for a 13-year-old who has fucking school interrupting his beloved computer time.

meh, think of it as a 2-3 year headstart of when most of the other users join.And I might add I never noticed you were 13 until you mentioned it... that a good thing it means you post maturely.

At 1/3/06 06:53 PM, nimmer wrote:
At 1/3/06 06:08 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 1/3/06 06:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Roman Montelongo's flash about typing is stolen.
and it is under administrative review alas his other submission of the day made it through to the portal. http://www.newground..m/portal/view/287571

it should be deleted together with the account.

How long do you think it normally takes nimmer?

At 1/3/06 06:55 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Yes I saw it aswell and voted 0.
I cant find its original location but I did find it on ... ebaumsworld
Well, as you know, Eric Bauman is the author of everything on his site, so it must be his.

Not quite everything

At 1/4/06 12:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

Calling it quits so early? only 12:14am : P

If I were a samurai, I'd commit seppuku!

I dont know what it means but it sounds good.

I got a paltry 98 points today! :sigh: I must get more...

Ok maybe it was bad, for you, would have benn good for me I got 60.

Today seemed kind of slow. Several things were also whistled into admin review...if they had just been normal blams, I'd have made my mark...oh well, whistle points are good, even if the quest for the golden whistle is as pointless as the quest for the golden spear, lol.

Meh they might make more levels one day so I wouldnt call them useless.

Hopefully tomorrow will be more fruitful and active. I'll be up a couple more hours to get some points to make up for my lack of points today. Good hunting everyone! :salutes:

Probibly not, usualy weekends are the most active. But theres always hope eh?

:Salutes:

Btw I got my 3000th save today, nothing really special but I liked it, only 10% of what Toocool100 has though :/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 02:03:37


Forgive me if I mess up the quotes...I have a hard time with the quote thing...

Calling it quits so early? only 12:14am : P

I ain't calling it quits, lol, I just stop my point count at the beginning of the new NG day. I usually stay up another hours after then, lol.

If I were a samurai, I'd commit seppuku!
I dont know what it means but it sounds good.

Seppuku is when a samurai commits suicide when they feel dishonored...not so good! lol. 98 points is low for me! Although, yeah, it is still pretty high in general. ^_^
Back to the portal...and playing the Daily Feature in another window, lol... :salutes:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 05:45:53


I saw the update of the B/P rank 51+ and the fact school started is inescapably obvious by my B/P sudden huge decrease... the next time I'll have a legit absence from school to B/P is on March 13-15 during Purim which is our equivalent to Halloween... unless I get an ammonia I am not lightly to move up the list a lot... as many wise men before and after me will claim and prove, schools sucks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 08:15:35


At 1/3/06 06:55 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Yes I saw it aswell and voted 0.
I cant find its original location but I did find it on ... ebaumsworld
Well, as you know, Eric Bauman is the author of everything on his site, so it must be his.

ROFLMAO

At 1/4/06 12:13 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
If I were a samurai, I'd commit seppuku! I got a paltry 98 points today!

98 points? On a slow day, that is nearly half the submissions. I'd take that, as I'm not in the mood for 24/7 patrolling, since I'm back to work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 10:57:25


At 1/3/06 06:08 PM, Major_punk wrote: Yes I saw it aswell and voted 0.
I cant find its original location but I did find it on ... ebaumsworld

That pisses me off when I find a stolen flash submitted and the only place I can find that stolen flash from is on ebaumsworld. >:(

And I'm now back in school. Say goodbye to those good weeks where I can gain a shit load of B/P until I'm off school for one week sometime in February.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 11:00:01


STOLEN ALERT: Burly Brawl
Watch it for quite a while
evidence: burly brawl preview
(part of ep1)
original author has a profile but this new author has not , the new author doesn't mention his name neither.

i think this is a case for the admins to check


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 11:26:13


At 1/4/06 05:45 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I saw the update of the B/P rank 51+... as many wise men before and after me will claim and prove, schools sucks.

same here sir. today is my last day off, so i'm goint to be in the portal pretty much constantly. once school starts, i'll only be ablt to vote in the evening. so there will be a huge drop in the points. but what can you do? there's always the weekends and holidays.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 11:28:40


Police lieutenant Rslegend reporting sir. I'm just here to see how things are done in the elite guard barracks. A bit like an unpaid internship. 98 b/p points in one day? For me that would be amazing.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 11:40:30


At 1/4/06 11:28 AM, Rslegend wrote: Police lieutenant Rslegend reporting sir. I'm just here to see how things are done in the elite guard barracks. A bit like an unpaid internship. 98 b/p points in one day? For me that would be amazing.

well, as you know, the ranks get farther apart in points as you go up. so getting more in one day would help get you promoted faster. so we are points crazed people. we need lots of points, or we are not very happy with ourselves.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 11:55:57


At 1/4/06 11:28 AM, Rslegend wrote: Police lieutenant Rslegend reporting sir. I'm just here to see how things are done in the elite guard barracks. A bit like an unpaid internship. 98 b/p points in one day? For me that would be amazing.

Ha, my highest was over 180 in one day, police lieutenant, and I'm sure some people have had higher on insanely active days. You just need to have no life and lots of time on your hands...:sigh: like me...although I will eventually have to get a job and go back to school...this little break from the real world that I've been taking can't last forever!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-04 12:22:50


Thank you sir for clearing that up. But unfortunatly, I am still in training (a.k.a. high school) so I don't have as much free time on my hands.