Unlike most of you, I only go and blam/protect five or six movies a day now due to being busy. I plan on doing more blamming/protecting for the rest of the summer.
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At 6/30/06 04:55 PM, FordMustangClock wrote: Unlike most of you, I only go and blam/protect five or six movies a day now due to being busy. I plan on doing more blamming/protecting for the rest of the summer.
are you serious,man, I get AT LEAST 60 a day
Too many flash underjudgment with too many views. I came across this and laughed. It was a good flash, but it should have passed already. Mostly because I want a response to my review.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777
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At 6/30/06 07:05 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: It was a good flash, but it should have passed already.
You'd think so. Apparantly seems people would rather watch instead of watch and vote. :\
Mostly because I want a response to my review.
Not before me. >:(
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At 6/30/06 07:07 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote:At 6/30/06 07:05 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Mostly because I want a response to my review.Not before me. >:(
Mine was longer with more feedback. Get in line. >:(
I hope we can both get responses. But Tom Fulp responded to my otherreviews, so I have connections and the upper hand now! MWAHAHAHAHA! >:)
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777
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At 6/30/06 07:10 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Mine was longer with more feedback. Get in line. >:(
I hope we can both get responses. But Tom Fulp responded to my otherreviews, so I have connections and the upper hand now! MWAHAHAHAHA! >:)
I hope I get a response to my review that I wrote.
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At 6/30/06 07:10 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: MWAHAHAHAHA! >:)
Cheater. :(
Lawl, it's already on the front page.
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At 6/30/06 07:30 PM, Seamonky wrote: I hope I get a response to my review that I wrote.
Hook, line, and sinker. I got one, and it's currently on the second to last page! Thanks a bunch Johnny. This made my day! :D
note, check my most recent review and the response is there! :D
At 6/30/06 07:36 PM, -TheThwomp wrote: Cheater. :(
I got it. :P
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777
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My old NG profile ID: 1321019
I think a flash is stolen.
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/322181
I think I've seen it before. Help?
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My old NG profile ID: 1321019
Here is the link to the original
Today I levled up and I now know I'm not slacking off because I have goten 95 B/P points today and the night is still young
is 95 B/P points good?
At 6/30/06 10:28 PM, AustinR wrote:is 95 B/P points good?
Very good. It's above average. It's good to have over 75 a week, but over 100 is extraordinary.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777
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At 6/30/06 10:35 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Very good. It's above average. It's good to have over 75 a week, but over 100 is extraordinary.
I think I had a good 130 to 150 today. :)
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At 6/30/06 10:28 PM, AustinR wrote: Today I levled up
Har, level 9 sucks, I was psyched about it when I first got to it, but then after a couple months I was like ">:("
REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat
At 6/30/06 10:46 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Har, level 9 sucks, I was psyched about it when I first got to it, but then after a couple months I was like ">:("
i think he was talking about b/p levels. but maybe you were just commenting on his icon. i donno, if you were i apologize for being mistaken.
very few points today, as things got pretty busy and i was still tired from yesterday. still, i think im going to hit that 100 a day mark like i wanted. kings dominion was incredible though, and id gladly sacrifice NG for a day up there.
giong again soon, so i will :P
At 6/30/06 10:59 PM, worldfamous wrote:At 6/30/06 10:46 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Har, level 9 sucks, I was psyched about it when I first got to it, but then after a couple months I was like ">:("i think he was talking about b/p levels. but maybe you were just commenting on his icon. i donno, if you were i apologize for being mistaken.
Well, littlewashu said like, the same thing, so I assumed he meant level, but w/e, still, congrats to him :)
REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat
Daily Report For 6/30/06
Start: 13,051 Blams/6,759 Saves
End: 13,096 Blams/6,791 Saves
Total: 45 Blams/32 Saves (77 Total)
Next Rank: 1613 Until Major General
Congratulations to AustinR for making Corporal
Good Hunting, Everyone.
*Salute*
Daily Report 6/30:
Start: 21,859 blams. 7,949 saves.
End: 21,928 blams. 7,974 saves.
Overall: 69 blams. 25 saves. (Total: 94)
98 until EGSC.
Only a little bit left to go...
Salute.
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Enf od Day Report for 6-30-06
Blams: 1499 (+41)
Saves: 652 (+22)
Total: 2151 (+63)
currently EG Private First Class
Need +349 for next rank
Beginning to inch up again after a few days of slow-down. All in all, a good day at the Portal.
Congrats to AustinR for levelling up
Salute!
End of day report:
Blams: 32
Protects: 11
Total: 43
Points until next level: 212
Daily Report 6/30
Blams: 1781
Saves: 935
Total B/P points: 2716
Total B/P points acquired today: 75
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Corporal (284 until next grade)
Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.
Update
Blams:4417
Saves:2017
Total Blam/Protection points:6434
Total Blam/Protection points acquired today:104
566 until next upgrade
I passed 2000 protection points today. I know it isn;t a lot but it is something.
~Salute~
At 7/1/06 02:45 AM, Hemlok wrote: I passed 2000 protection points today. I know it isn;t a lot but it is something.
Congratulations, I'm going to get 1000 protects in these next couple of days.
I am writing this complant because I take issue with some of The Elite Guard Barracks's prank phone calls. To get immediately to the point, you don't need to be a rocket scientist to detect the subtext of this letter.
But just in case it's too subliminal for some, let me thrust it into your face right here: I can say one thing about The Elite Guard Barracks. It understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount -- not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that if we contradict The Elite Guard Barracks, we are labelled ribald, atrabilious snollygosters. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. Purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of The Elite Guard Barracks's litigious solutions. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how The Elite Guard Barracks's biases are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". The Elite Guard Barracks has for a long time been arguing that ageism is the only alternative to anarchism. Had it instead been arguing that no one -- except The Elite Guard Barracks, so high on its own hallucinations that it believes them to be real -- can seriously believe that it has a "special" perspective on sensationalism which carries with it a "special" right to shatter other people's lives and dreams, I might cede it its point. As it stands, the leap of faith required to bridge the logical gap in The Elite Guard Barracks's arguments is simply too terrifying for me to contemplate. What I do often contemplate, however, is how perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of quixotic dips. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that The Elite Guard Barracks has declared that it's staging a revolt against everyone who wants to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of hypersensitive interventionism. The Elite Guard Barracks's revolting all right; the very sight of it turns my stomach. All kidding aside, the ultimate aim of its exegeses is to restructure society as a pyramid with The Elite Guard Barracks at the top, The Elite Guard Barracks's comrades directly underneath, wild scrubs beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable The Elite Guard Barracks to utilize questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques, which makes me realize that if I said that sin is good for the soul, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being thoroughly honest if I said that to say that we should all bear the brunt of The Elite Guard Barracks's actions is pesky nonsense and untrue to boot.
The Elite Guard Barracks claims that its opinions represent the opinions of the majority -- or even a plurality. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in its holier-than-thou attitudes. Then again, whenever The Elite Guard Barracks announces that it is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong, its accomplices applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that The Elite Guard Barracks keeps saying that we should derive moral guidance from its glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented invectives. For some reason, The Elite Guard Barracks's brethren actually believe this nonsense. The Elite Guard Barracks loves getting up in front of people and telling them that merit is adequately measured by its methods and qualifications. It then boasts about how it'll preach a propaganda of hate in a matter of days. It's all part of the media spectacle that is The Elite Guard Barracks. Of course, it soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, the pen is a powerful tool. Why don't we use that tool to unmask The Elite Guard Barracks's true face and intentions in regard to Stalinism?
At the very least, for The Elite Guard Barracks's sappy plans to succeed, it needs to "dumb down" our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. Quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "parallelogrammatical", schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "scientificoreligious" and "phenomenalistic". They will be incapable of comprehending that I am not fooled by The Elite Guard Barracks's ornery and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that The Elite Guard Barracks's grand plan is to put a catty, arrogant spin on important issues. I'm sure Mao Tse Tung would approve. In any case, if you were to tell The Elite Guard Barracks that with its campaigns, simple credos like "check your sources" and "argue the other side of the question" have gone out the window, it'd just pull its security blanket a little tighter around itself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world. Individually, The Elite Guard Barracks's squibs till the ignorant side of the alarmism garden. But linked together, The Elite Guard Barracks's criticisms could easily impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function. It's easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about The Elite Guard Barracks and about hypothetical solutions to our The Elite Guard Barracks problem. It's an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that it wants us to believe that pessimism is a noble goal. How stupid does it think we are? I don't pretend to know the answer, but I do know that when it says that the most mutinous four-flushers you'll ever see are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive, in its mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like it believes it has said something very profound. This letter has gone on far too long, in my opinion, and probably yours as well. So let me end it by saying merely that The Elite Guard Barracks has only half (if that) of the information needed to make an informed decision about antagonism.
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At 6/30/06 06:44 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 06/30/06 Report - As of 0630 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #464 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3945 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2265 +5 from yesterday
Next Rank: 795 points until Sergeant Major
7/1/06 Report - As of 0605 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #464 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3950 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2262 -3 from yesterday?
Next Rank: 788 points until Sergeant Major
That 2265 from yesterday must have been an error. I'm guessing that it was really 2260.
Imagine my joy as I'm 9 points away from a star and these degenerates B/Pers aren’t doing nothing. If I miss that star 9 points away from it, I’m gonna run to the store, steal every alarm clock around, and kill the clerk. And then never sleep again.
Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC
NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.
I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.
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I noticed that Eagle, Ghost, JoKeR are all about to become EG commanders. What are you guys planning to do after getting the last badger? When are you going to stop? Or are you all gunning for the No.1 spot? It will be awesome if our barracks have someone who is on the top of some status.
