At 7/1/06 06:35 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I noticed that Eagle, Ghost, JoKeR are all about to become EG commanders. What are you guys planning to do after getting the last badger? When are you going to stop? Or are you all gunning for the No.1 spot? It will be awesome if our barracks have someone who is on the top of some status.

I'm probably gonna slow down by a couple hundreds of points to take the time to properly learn flash and maybe get something on the portal, you know, to become a NG role model like ~X~.

I chewed the brown pasty stuff and swallowed leaving a brown stain on my
tongue. I looked at the inviting asshole and then looked at my unattended
penis that was erect. I looked up and Swift wiggled his ass cheeks at
me. He then rubbed his butt against my body and I got all aroused even
more. I hugged Swift's ass and I got a stool to stand on.

I took my penis and started to hump in and out of Swift's hot and gooey
rump enjoying every moment. I humped into the ass enjoying the feeling of
being in this horse. I sighed in content and feel on the rump of this horse
laying down to rest. Little did I know what he had in store for me next...

It was Friday night and I was laying in my bed thinking about only one
thing... Swift! My horse,my master! Oh,I thought to myself,how I longed to
be near that horse and his beautiful ass again...

I looked up at the clock and it said midnight. Oh,why not I said. I'll
sleep in with Swift tonight and then shower in the morning! No one was on
the farm except me this weekend anyhow.

I got up,put on my jeans and shirt and walked out into the barn. Lucky for
me it was warm out tonight.

I rubbed my the base of my pants as I opened the barn door and then shut it
again. It wouldn't take me long to find out where Swift was...he was the
only horse we had!

Swift neighed and I came running over to where the sound was coming from.
When I saw Swift I immediately grabbed his head and we went into a
passionate kiss,with his huge equine lips easily covering my own. He then
went on to lick my lips with his delicate yet soft tongue covering my face
with horse drool. I sucked it in and swallowed savoring the taste of horse
saliva. He licked my face some more making sure my face was totally
covered. I enjoyed every moment as his big tongue slopped up and down my
face making me moan with pleasure each time. I immediately shed my clothes
and jumped into his stall.

Amazed at my quick actions, Swift rewarded me by showing me his ass and
lift- ing his tail gloriously. I stared wide eyed at the treasure before
me... Swift's ass. I got up and immediately groveled before it. As his
ass towered overed me, I knew what was coming...I lay down on my back with
my face right under his butt.

Swift then let out a fresh yellow/brown batch of shit onto my face getting
it all over my head and body. I managed to get some chunks into my mouth
and started chewing...it was kinda hard to chew but I managed. I rolled the
shit with my tongue all over my mouth resulting in horse manure breath
which Swift fondly approved of. Speaking of Swift,he immediately turned
around and came over to sniff me laying in the sawdust with his shit. He
licked all over my face cleaning me up and getting me all slobbered up
again.

Just when I prepared for a good face licking again,Swift did the unexpected
yet again and went right to my balls...massaging them with his tongue. I
moan- ed out loud in pleasure as he wrapped his salivary tongue around my
penis and squeezed it. I just laid there and continued to moan as my master
continued his licking of my penis...licking up and down,up and down until
he stopped expecting something in return. I was quick to get his piss
dripping penis that was suddenly erect when I got a hold of it.

The long and rubbery length pulsated within my grasp as I began lick up and
down the organ in my hands. I took one hand and rubbed his balls making him
piss all over me! I made sure some of the golden liquid got in my mouth as
it squirted all over Swift's stall and onto me. Even though he was pissing
every- where,I continued to lick the penis getting sticky all at the same
time. Swift sighed in content and stopped pissing. Swift neighed and I got
up. He immed- iately showed me his ass and shook it in front of my
face. This was it I thought...here was the object of my desires...right in
front of me!

I immediately came over to his rump and lifted his tail to find a dung
covered hole just waiting to be cleaned. I obliged and just kissed it at
first. I licked and massaged his butt enjoying every minute of it. Swift
shook his ass cheeks in pleasure at the feel of my tongue and then I went
into his hole tongue first. I went in and out cleaning him out of shit and
cum...mmmm,very good I thought to myself. Swift farted in my face then,and
I inhaled the heavenly scent giving me goosebumps.

Swift then lowered his body so I could get in. I was thinking OH BOY and in
I went with my penis. Like usual, I started gradual humping in and out at
his hole until it opened and let my penis through. Swift's ass hole then
put pressure on my penis making me moan with pleasure feeling his warmness
all around me. It was a comfortable feeling having my penis inside this
horse... oh,how I wish it could last. I lay on Swift's rump and continued
my presistent humping only wanting to pleasure the horse. Swift turned his
head around and licked my face reassuring me. Ooh,I was in heaven in all
right...I was defin- itely in heaven! I soon came and cummed right into his
ass planting his body with my seed. I moaned and fell onto his back in
pleasure. He neighed loudly and I took my penis out of his ass...I looked
at it to see it was covered with brown and yellow shit. I didn't mind about
though...it was time for Swift's turn.

I lay on my belly and put my rump up in the air waiting for Swift's already
erect penis to enter my ass. Swift lived up to his name by immediately
putting his piss dripping penis into my ass...hard! I yelled in pain and
pleasure at the same time as he humped in and out of my small ass hard. He
got a few inches in and pumped and pumped until he climaxed and cummed into
me! Flow after flow of cum came into me as I laid there letting him conquer
me. Satis- fied with himself it seemed,he took his penis out of me and
nudged me onto my back.

I put my hand over my head content with tonight's events until Swift
decided to lay on me! He carefully towered above me and lay down upon me so
that his ass was in front of my head. I felt his entire penis on my chest
and his warm underbelly keeping me warm. I didn't mind so I started to
drift off to sleep as Swift farted in my face again! Sigh,I said,sleep
time. Swift fell asleep on me and I fell asleep to the smell of horse...

At 7/1/06 06:39 AM, Jack_The_Raccoon wrote: I chewed the...

I truly hope Sarai makes an example out of you. Run for the hills.

Blams: 4564
Saves: 2719
Total B/P points: 7283
Total B/P points acquired today: 33

Another slow day for B/P, but a bunch of reviews again.

Resubmissions!
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/322269

It says Version 2.4, but it's actually 2.1. There has been a 2.1 before.

Damn, my clock was set to September when I voted on my first three submissions while I was blamming and protecting so it didn't count. =( Oh well, it was only three blam and protection points.

The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

At 7/1/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

Hooray! But why doyou keep putting up that number 33 guy?

COngrats to Seamonky for most B/P!

At 7/1/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

OMG! First place, Yay! Nice update. :)

COngrats to Seamonky for most B/P!

Thanks Metaldart! I got a response from the creator of TANKMAN too. Yay! A nice week for me.

At 7/1/06 01:51 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 7/1/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

Hooray! But why doyou keep putting up that number 33 guy?

COngrats to Seamonky for most B/P!

I forgot to save the correct link to the profile it's been fixed now.

At 7/1/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

Am I the new member? ;o

Also, I got about 145 b/p yesterday, I don't know why, but I keep getting that for the past couple days, but it's a good thing I suppose :p

Where's Denvish site where you can see your stats such as how many blam and protections points you achieved today?

Because I want to see how much B/P points I have gotten so far today.

At 7/1/06 02:17 PM, RyanKajito wrote: Where's Denvish site where you can see your stats such as how many blam and protections points you achieved today?

The NG log? It was made by Casualty and hosted by Denvish. Still, I use it almost every day. :)

At 7/1/06 02:21 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: The NG log? It was made by Casualty and hosted by Denvish. Still, I use it almost every day. :)

I do use it every day, it makes things quicker for me, like to see how many points I make in several hours and so on. B/P wouldn't be the same without it.

At 7/1/06 02:26 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 7/1/06 02:21 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: The NG log? It was made by Casualty and hosted by Denvish. Still, I use it almost every day. :)

I do use it every day, it makes things quicker for me, like to see how many points I make in several hours and so on. B/P wouldn't be the same without it.

Ha, I haven't used mine in forever, I just updated it though, and most of my stats went up by like, 1,000+ lmao. And it's kinda funny, becuase, apparently, I've gotten over 3,000 b/p todays XD
I'll start using that more now :p

10 more days till level 11. And 210 more b/p till next badge(I'll get it tomorrow) :D

At 7/1/06 01:45 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

Yay, second place is fine with me, congrats to Seamonky for snagging first!

And thanks for the update JoKeR ;).

Once again I beat last weeks pace, I wonder how well I will do this week.

Although yesterday and today I have got out of bed pretty late. Around 10-11 when I used to be up around 8 =(. I don't use my alarm clock because it rarely wakes me up >=(.

I was doing pretty good for awhile, and the weird thing is the last two nights are probably the earliest I have went to bed hoping I would wake up earlier as well but I wake up later >=(.

needtofigureoutsomething...

Oh great the big bag flash is in the portal.

At 7/1/06 03:27 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Oh great the big bag flash is in the portal.

You know the drill. It has 247 kb. Usually author has no profile or email.

At 7/1/06 03:27 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Oh great the big bag flash is in the portal.

I'd have dogs kill whoever is doing this if I could, but for now, I just hope NG adminstrators will take care of it, by the way, it laster over 60 seconds without being flagged, is Washu on her nap?

did i miss anything

Today I started out with 1,900 blams and 1,605 protects. I gained 5 blams and three protects today.

hey not trying to interupt but someone has resubmitted his flash a 3rd time after the other two got balmmed its called school days refixed

At 7/1/06 04:35 PM, generalmario wrote: hey not trying to interupt but someone has resubmitted his flash a 3rd time after the other two got balmmed its called school days refixed

Link it. >:\

At 7/1/06 04:31 PM, generalmario wrote: did i miss anything

Is that any way to say hello after being fuck knows where for like a month? At least hello before posting like you never left.

Also, your posts are as I know notice, horrid. Make longer posts, or I'll cause you so much pain you'll have plenty to write about, ok? Thanks, have nice day.

Personally, I find BIGBAG to be hilarious.

Dont know why you guys hate it so much.

At 7/1/06 06:17 PM, ZekeyJr wrote: Personally, I find BIGBAG to be hilarious.

Dont know why you guys hate it so much.

I agree with this man right here.

At 7/1/06 08:01 PM, PaprikaLock wrote: I agree with this man right here.

And I ask you both not to post here anymore about that topic, take it elsewhere.

I...I can't beleive it...the Glock Group, they are dead...

http://www.glockgroup.net

At 7/1/06 09:38 PM, -LowStandards- wrote: I...I can't beleive it...the Glock Group, they are dead...

http://www.glockgroup.net

While seeing that brings a bit of a smile to my face I can't fully believe that the GG just disbanded that easily until I see that they don't submit any more movies I'm not believing it completely.

There's been a fileswap.... But the authors didn't put any old movie there they decided to swap the movie with bigbag..

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/322365