At 6/19/06 06:11 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Damn, that's the first time I saw that shit, it was just sick, made me jump a few inches in the air when the woman got shot.

Get used to it. People will do that, just to get a sick laugh. I just wonder what they try to prove. It just gets whistled, and yet they continue to submit sick stuff like that.

Legal action should be taken against the sick fucks who submit this shit.

Whistle and move on. The admins will figure out a way.....hopefully.

At 6/19/06 05:13 PM, pepeatumi wrote: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/319704

Anybody catch the author's name? I'm looking for that now.

At 6/19/06 06:24 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Anybody catch the author's name? I'm looking for that now.

He's a vagrant, but here are the links to his "flashes:" george_superman.

The first two times he submitted it, it was under the name peter_superman. The next two times it was submitted under george_superman. File size was approximately 1,036 KB.

i've been slacking :( i need to start logging points again :X

sorry gang, i'll get back on the ball :P good to see everyone is still b/p'ing nicely :D

Hey, everyone!

Sorry I've been gone for as long as I was (hmph...some leader...), but I was really busy with job hunting, etc. I'd like to congratulate all the level-ups that have come around, especially Ghost_Phantom (excellent story!) for getting to the rank of General. I would call you my B/P buddy still, but I think you've surpassed me finally. I just can't keep up.

At 6/19/06 06:10 AM, Littlewashu wrote: Hello everyone I worked out my problems and now I am back that is if you want my help. So who is up for some Sushi and some Sake? it is on me people ^_^

Hey, welcome back! We'd of course like to have you back! I never filled in our Portal Violations Office position, so if you wish, you may resume your post.

At 6/19/06 07:03 PM, BlueHippo wrote: i've been slacking :( i need to start logging points again :X

sorry gang, i'll get back on the ball :P good to see everyone is still b/p'ing nicely :D

Good to see you back! Incidentally, I LOVE your sig! It's so funny!

I've pushed into the top 300. Now all there is to do is to continue into the ranks at all costs.....with its limits of course. It used to be 1000 B/P and theres the promotion but now....the extra 500 really starts to wear on you.

At 6/18/06 04:27 PM, Andersson wrote:

At 6/18/06 12:41 PM, Andersson wrote: Rank: Elite Guard General

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 19,416 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 9,940 quality entries.

So, I got 644 blam/save points left. Feels alright. =)

Rank: Elite Guard General

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 19,451 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 9,951 quality entries.

So, now I got 598 blam/save points left. That pace is alright.

Rank: Elite Guard General

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 19,515 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 9,978 quality entries.

Well, 507 blam/save points left so far. Should do quite alright then and get Elite Guard Supreme Commander anytime soon. =)

At 6/19/06 07:54 PM, Andersson wrote:

Well, 507 blam/save points left so far. Should do quite alright then and get Elite Guard Supreme Commander anytime soon. =)

your right on that home stretch then. ill bet the last 500 seem like a long ass time. always happens to me when i get to one or two points from a rank up. but wont you be a little disappointed knowing that you cant go any higher? youll be at the final rank forever.

i didnt think so :P

At 6/19/06 07:58 PM, worldfamous wrote:

At 6/19/06 07:54 PM, Andersson wrote:

Well, 507 blam/save points left so far. Should do quite alright then and get Elite Guard Supreme Commander anytime soon. =)

your right on that home stretch then. ill bet the last 500 seem like a long ass time. always happens to me when i get to one or two points from a rank up.

Yeah, it's true. Or atleast that happend to me back then when I ranked up to the lower ranks... those General ranks just passed by, and a lot faster than I thought they would.

but wont you be a little disappointed knowing that you cant go any higher? youll be at the final rank forever.

Haha, yeah well I'll only be there forever unless Tom doesn't make new ranks. =P

I seriously doubt that will happen though. Heh, but now when I get the final rank, I'll easily pass people who got stuck around 30´000 to 31´000 blams/saves, then there are those other numbers people stopped at by some reason.

Well, it'll be fun getting there and into the top 50. I'm gonna keep that place for some while I may add. =)

i didnt think so :P

Hahaha. =P

Extra points if you can guess what movie this is from...

By the way, I am saying Major General for a reason, so don't take it as a typo.

Major General EagleRock and Major General Ghost_Phantom come into the Elite Guard Barracks after the long fight they had to endure against that Portal perpetrator. Somehow, in the back of their minds, they knew they were dealing with a real hush-hush operation that is bigger then they could have imagined. While they had infiltrated a simple thread on the Clubs and Crews section of the BBS, it was showing signs towards a bigger, deeper-rooted group on Newgrounds, the Star Syndicate. The club appeared as a front, at least to EagleRock and his hunch. Ghost_Phantom was definitely not happy they had to go in there, but EagleRock's zeal got the best of his better judgement. They knew they were supposed to report to General JoKeR_ADT's office immediately. They headed up to the administrative offices and entered JoKeR_ADT's room, greeting him.

Ghost_Phantom: General.

EagleRock: What's up?

JoKeR_ADT (looking out his pane glass wall): ...I still look out there, expecting to see the old faces of the Barracks...XwaynecoltX, Major_punk, TITROTU. Instead, there's a buncha kids whose names I barely remember. We're dinosaurs. Headed for extinction. Making way for the new, improved Elite Guard. Guys with guns and psychology degrees. Like worldfamous.

EagleRock: worldfamous has a psychology degree?

Ghost_Phantom: More like a psycho degree.

JoKeR_ADT: I got nothing against it. Times gotta chance... Hell, I got shot once by an '02er using Windows 98. That's how far back I go.

Ghost_Phantom (after a beat): ...Uh, you wanted us for something, General?

JoKeR_ADT: Yeah. Some things DON'T change. The Barracks lost its insurance carrier. All the damage you to do with your Portal protection, they can't get a new one with you on the streets. Can't fire you, either. So they're promoting you.

EagleRock: Lieutenant General??

JoKeR_ADT: Nope. No open Lieutenant General spots. The Supreme Commander is using his special privilege to make you Generals.

EagleRock and Ghost_Phantom look at each other in disbelief.

EagleRock: So, we're all the same rank now?

JoKeR_ADT: Just until they get the new insurance.

Ghost_Phantom: What the hell are we supposed to do?

EagleRock: What Generals do. Hang out by the coffee, take long lunches, yell stuff like "EagleRock, Ghost_Phantom, get your asses in here! The Supreme Commander's shitting bricks! You got any idea how much it costs to replace an entire Flash collaboration?"

JoKeR_ADT: Just stay off the streets and out of trouble, huh?

EagleRock (after a beat, then salutes): General Ghost_Phantom.

Ghost_Phantom (salutes back): General EagleRock!

EagleRock (to Ghost_Phantom): Thank you, General!

Ghost_Phantom (to EagleRock): Thank you, General!

EagleRock (to JoKeR_ADT): Thank YOU, General!

Ghost_Phantom (to JoKeR_ADT): Thank YOU, General!

JoKeR_ADT (annoyed): Enough with the General shit!

EagleRock (to Ghost_Phantom): After you, General!

Ghost_Phantom (to EagleRock): After you, General!

EagleRock: Oh, General, my General...

JoKeR_ADT: WILL YOU TWO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE???

Congratulations on making General. I'm gonna take the 1st crack at it and say it is based on Lethal Weapon 4.

At 6/19/06 09:05 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Congratulations on making General. I'm gonna take the 1st crack at it and say it is based on Lethal Weapon 4.

Damn...I guess the "Thank you, Captain" part was rather obvious, wasn't it? I was thinking of actually blending in the bomb scene from Lethal Weapon 2 in the beginning to make it harder to guess, but I ended up just making a synopsis of the attack at Benny's resturaunt in the beginning. The Captain scene was just too funny to not have it prominent in the story.

Well Im sad to announce that I'm back from the Dominican Republic. I ate a lot, got sunburnt, and got to see a lot of european and english topless women so I loved it.

The bad thing is that I'm back in my house, and dial-up is being slower than ever. So for the next few days I'll only get a few, if any, b/p points. Its not worth waiting 3+ minutes per page.
I'll just have to convince my dad to get cable sooner.

Salute

At 6/19/06 11:35 PM, El_Master wrote: Well Im sad to announce that I'm back from the Dominican Republic/ see a lot of european and english topless women so I loved it.

Those sentences contradict each other. Glad you had a good time.

The bad thing is that I'm back in my house, and dial-up is being slower than ever.

Yeah. That can be a pian in the ass. Hope you can get a better service soon.

At 6/19/06 11:39 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 6/19/06 11:35 PM, El_Master wrote: Well Im sad to announce that I'm back from the Dominican Republic/ see a lot of european and english topless women so I loved it.

Those sentences contradict each other.

What I meant was I'm sad that my vacation is over and I'm back here in Puerto Rico :(

At 6/19/06 11:54 PM, El_Master wrote: What I meant was I'm sad that my vacation is over and I'm back here in Puerto Rico :(

k.
Blams: 3880
Saves: 2287
Total B/P points: 6167
Total B/P points acquired today: 119
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Master Sergeant (833 until next grade)
I want to get that badge now! >:( I really want to get a gold badge soon. It's been a while since I have any gold in my profile.

Daily Report For 6/19

Start: 12,362 Blams/6,406 Saves
End: 12,432 Blams/6,439 Saves
Total: 70 Blams/33 Saves (103 Total)

Next Rank: 629 Until Brigadier General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

Salute.

Daily Report 6/19:

Start: 21,004 blams. 7,695 saves.
End: 21,082 blams. 7,715 saves.
Overall: 78 blams. 20 saves. (Total: 98)

So close to 100. >_<

1203 until EGSC.

Salute.

huzzah! for psycho(logy) degrees and guns! excellent story eagle. i thought it was a very funtastic read. looking forward to you big one for EGSC. im over at a friends house, so not b/ping much. but im still surfing and browsing. good luck to all.

*salute*

At 6/19/06 07:41 PM, EagleRock wrote: especially Ghost_Phantom (excellent story!) for getting to the rank of General. I would call you my B/P buddy still, but I think you've surpassed me finally. I just can't keep up.

Don't blame yourself, you were pretty busy making sure that Fiancé doesn’t run off from your broke ass :-D

But you made quite the nice story, while I thought about trying the method Dan Brown uses when writing dialogues… Still, I’m ecstatic for I have found my second wind and am on the third day of keeping a steady not on the edge star pace in B/P. By the end of the week, I may be a wreck, But I’ll be a wreck with a star.

At 6/20/06 01:46 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: But you made quite the nice story, while I thought about trying the method Dan Brown uses when writing dialogues… Still, I’m ecstatic for I have found my second wind and am on the third day of keeping a steady not on the edge star pace in B/P. By the end of the week, I may be a wreck, But I’ll be a wreck with a star.

Well you have 435 points so far! You might be able to get that star.

good luck

It's been a couple of days since I've posted so...

Welcome back Littlewashu! Glad to see you got whatever it was sorted out.

-CruX- aka ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM I'm glad that you feel better at life and hope you remain hear at the barracks.

Congrats EagleRock on becoming a general you only got one rank to go like me.

How long do you think it will take?

Coop83 Report 20.06.06
Blams: 8,974 (+16)
Saves: 3,988 (+12)
Total: 12,962 (+28)
Points to EG Major: 1,038 Posible for today to pull within 1,000.
Points to EnglishPhantom: 97

At 6/20/06 03:34 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Well you have 435 points so far! You might be able to get that star.

good luck

And since I got that in under 72 hours by the time the list is posted, that's a pace of 145 points for less than 24 hours, I think I have a shot, I better stock up on coffee.

Daily report

Blams: 58
Saves: 25
Total B/P: 83
Posts: 17. I should try and keep this up.

At 6/19/06 07:03 PM, BlueHippo wrote: sorry gang, i'll get back on the ball :P good to see everyone is still b/p'ing nicely :D

Yeah, looks like you slipped a bit too much. :P

At 6/19/06 07:54 PM, Andersson wrote:

SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 9,951 quality entries.

So close to 10k. :D

At 6/19/06 08:53 PM, EagleRock wrote: By the way, I am saying Major General for a reason, so don't take it as a typo.

Congrats on getting to General.

At 6/19/06 06:24 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/19/06 Report - As of 0555 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #468 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3884 +8 from yesterday
Saves: 2226 + 7 from yesterday
Next Rank: 890 points until Sergeant Major

6/20/06 Report - As of 0545 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #469 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3886 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2228 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 886 points until Sergeant Major

At 6/20/06 04:42 AM, Bahamut- wrote: So close to 10k. :D

Yep, only 8 saves left now. =)

At 6/20/06 06:23 AM, Andersson wrote: Yep, only 8 saves left now. =)

Good luck, only 5 left, and an early congrats for another stat at 10 K.

At 6/20/06 06:23 AM, Andersson wrote:

At 6/20/06 04:42 AM, Bahamut- wrote: So close to 10k. :D

Yep, only 8 saves left now. =)

You are so taking the shine off my day. I was thinking about not reaching 9k Blams, 4k Saves and 13k total B/P today because of your 10k exploits, but that would just be silly.

At 6/20/06 07:18 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Good luck, only 5 left, and an early congrats for another stat at 10 K.

Yep, thank you. =)

At 6/20/06 07:25 AM, Coop83 wrote: You are so taking the shine off my day. I was thinking about not reaching 9k Blams, 4k Saves and 13k total B/P today because of your 10k exploits, but that would just be silly.

Hahaha, well if you go past this mark of yours, you may reach one of greater might later.

Hahahahaha, greater might. ;-)