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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-18 18:59:26


At 6/18/06 06:51 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
I think my rank up story clearly states what I think could happen to the NG portal. Also, sarcasm doesn't look good on you, leave it to the pro's.

reread and yes, it did give a pretty possible situation. as for the sarcasm, i have to say it must not have looked good because i wasnt trying to be. i was just saying its something we can hope for, but at the same time is extremely unlikely. i do better at sarcasm when seriously attempted, although i do agree that you are pretty close to a pro at it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-18 19:47:15


At 6/18/06 06:14 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Sorry for double post, but I am now Elite Guard Master Seargant!!!

Damn... you almost caught me :).. I'm an Elite Guard Sergeant Major now XD..

your getting fast.. I'm gonna have to speed up a little..

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-18 19:58:08


At 6/18/06 07:47 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: Damn... you almost caught me :).. I'm an Elite Guard Sergeant Major now XD..

your getting fast.. I'm gonna have to speed up a little..

Haha. Yeah. I am getting pretty fast, huh? An you should have your sig updated soon too. Last week, I had more than 75 a day. :D


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http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 00:05:08


Daily Report For 6/17

Start: 12,267 Blams/6,357 Saves
End: 12,362 Blams/6,406 Saves
Total: 95 Blams/49 Saves (144 Total)

Next Rank: 732 Until Brigadier General

Congratulations To:
worldfamous for making Major
-MetalDart- for making Master Sergeant
-CruX- for making Sergeant Major; Welcome back to you as well

Good Hunting, Everyone.

Salute.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 00:05:17


Daily Report 6/18:

Start: 20,897 blams. 7,673 saves.
End: 21,004 blams. 7,695 saves.
Overall: 107 blams. 22 saves. (Total: 129)
Good day today.

Salute.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 00:06:58


At 6/18/06 06:41 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Good call.

Thanks for that. :)

Also, only 1301 until EGSC.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 00:08:10


Blams: 3795
Saves: 2253
Total B/P points: 6048
Total B/P points acquired today: 124
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Master Sergeant (952 until next grade)

Yay! I ranked up today! woohoo! And I got over 100. :D


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http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 00:24:14


At 6/19/06 12:08 AM, -MetalDart- wrote:

Good luck: the game is about to begin.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 00:25:45


At 6/19/06 12:24 AM, KungFuCow wrote:
At 6/19/06 12:08 AM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Good luck: the game is about to begin.

You're lucky. You have immunity. Good luck to you to. :D


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http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 00:47:48


Blams: 8925
Saves: 5159
Total B/P points: 14084
Total B/P points acquired today: 140
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major (1416 until next grade)

an excellent day today. this is my first 100+ day in probably 3 weeks or more. tomorrow will be much fewer, though, as i have some plans already. looking for a 75 per day this week now though. im off to a good starting pace. 33 posts as well :) had fun making those. got me up to 1000 finally. anyway, good luck to everyone for tomorrow. \

elite guard major worldfamous

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 02:09:35


Wow, 1 more b/p point until I get Elite Guard Sergeant First Class and I've voted on all the under judgement flashes in the portal. Now all there is to do it wait...


~¥%¥%+oint##so soft ¤%% ++-%¥-~-^->

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 02:16:11


Yesterday I made 192 points ( valid according to NG log ) too bad the after nap I took was a bit too long... Oh well, good enough.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 02:53:42


At 6/19/06 02:09 AM, BigScizot wrote: Wow, 1 more b/p point until I get Elite Guard Sergeant First Class and I've voted on all the under judgement flashes in the portal. Now all there is to do it wait...

Hehe I hate waiting for the last point, for some reason it always seems to take forever >_>.

I gained 126 points today, although I probably could have done a whole lot better if I was on more of the day, today I wasn't on much =(.

yayformoreblamsandprotects

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 02:55:30


You see, candy is like Jazz. No.
Candy is more like Kodak film. NO!
Candy is like the New Coke. It'll be around forever, heh heh heh.

Hello all, by the way.
Just passing through in a state of infinite boredom.

Singin a tune to pass the time.

You have to wonder, what existed before exsistance? Obviously the universe hasnt always been there. I mean way before the big bang. In the days of nonatoms and nothing but the floating recesseds of whatever caused the whole universe to truly begin.

In the days of the weiner.
The weiner most foul.
Stand six feet tall
With hair on his jowel
Up to no good
Meat made freak
I ran out of lyrics
Eea eek eak!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 03:29:33


At 6/19/06 02:55 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: You have to wonder, what existed before exsistance? Obviously the universe hasnt always been there. I mean way before the big bang. In the days of nonatoms and nothing but the floating recesseds of whatever caused the whole universe to truly begin.

As a supporter of science I believe there were some elements around or else the blast couldn’t have happened, besides have you ever considered the alien theory? Quite fascinating actually.
They are in the bottom of the Ocean.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 04:23:29


At 6/18/06 05:24 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Ha ha...That's why I like you, you have good humor. And that's why you made it to the second part of my story... By the way how is the whether in Birmingham, It's hotter than hell here.

It wasn't too good yesterday. I was playing cricket and it was trying so hard to rain. And then to top it all off, we lost

Coop83 Report 19.06.06
Blams: 8,958 (+17)
Saves: 3,976 (+9)
Total: 12,934 (+26)
Points to EG Major: 1,066 (Good year)
Points to EG Captain EnglishPhantom: 125


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 05:24:01


Daily report

Blams: 67
Saves: 33
Total B/P: 100
Posts: 9. Yes, I'm still working on flash. I feel I should post a lot more than that. I am starting to get closer and closer to falling below 20PPD.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 05:45:00


Finally, after a busy Sunday where I got 21 points not of 22 votes in 1 hour time, my b/p rank finally moved up by 1 spot to No.127. I know that my snail-like speed is nothing compared with your guy's feat, but 1 spot is 1 spot. I will keep the good work up and try to rank up by another 1-2 spots by the end of the week. BE AWARE: my summber break will end in unless than 2 months. >:)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 06:10:39


Hello everyone I worked out my problems and now I am back that is if you want my help. So who is up for some Sushi and some Sake? it is on me people ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 06:15:35


At 6/19/06 06:10 AM, Littlewashu wrote: Hello everyone I worked out my problems and now I am back that is if you want my help. So who is up for some Sushi and some Sake? it is on me people ^_^

Welcome back, Littlewashu, ma'am! *Salutes* Everyone here missed you, (I think) and we are glad to have you back (hopefully). ; )
No thanks, I just when through a bag of chips and I am really tired. I didn't sleep at all, but it's worth it since my hard work is pushing me ever closer to winning an autographed NG tee-shirt signed by Tom Fulp.
Portal is pretty slow right now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 06:24:15


At 6/18/06 06:30 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/18/06 Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #470 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3876 +4 from yesterday
Saves: 2219 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 905 points until Sergeant Major

6/19/06 Report - As of 0555 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #468 +2 from yesterday
Blams: 3884 +8 from yesterday
Saves: 2226 + 7 from yesterday
Next Rank: 890 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 06:27:53


At 6/19/06 06:10 AM, Littlewashu wrote: Hello everyone I worked out my problems and now I am back that is if you want my help. So who is up for some Sushi and some Sake? it is on me people ^_^

Welcome back, but none for me, I'd rather go for some coffee. My new found pacee got me tired...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 10:39:24


At 6/19/06 06:10 AM, Littlewashu wrote: Hello everyone I worked out my problems and now I am back that is if you want my help. So who is up for some Sushi and some Sake? it is on me people ^_^

were all glad to have you back, washu. things got clreared up pretty quickly for you it seems, which is always a good thing. hopefully they stay good for you as well.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 10:42:48


At 6/19/06 06:10 AM, Littlewashu wrote: Hello everyone I worked out my problems and now I am back that is if you want my help. So who is up for some Sushi and some Sake? it is on me people ^_^

Good to have you back... Though it feels like you weren't gone all that long (probably because you weren't). Sushi's always good, sake... not so much, anyways like I said good to have you back.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 16:49:47


Pfft, I tried some sushi and it was bland. Although I was at a cheap asian buffet so most of the food wasn't really good anyway. Well when it comes to asian food I'll stick to fried rice.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 17:13:01


http://www.newground..m/portal/view/319704

Just whistle this for unsuitable content... Watch at your own risk.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 17:22:35


At 6/19/06 05:13 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Just whistle this for unsuitable content... Watch at your own risk.

Just when I was about to B/P it, marked.. Oh well, glad that one got away...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 17:30:48


At 6/19/06 05:13 PM, pepeatumi wrote: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/319704


Just whistle this for unsuitable content... Watch at your own risk.

The guy resummited it again. Free whistle points for me. YAY! But, that is some nasty shit though.


Guinness Book of World Record holder for the game Blur on Xbox 360, NG's Legendary Member.

Click my sig to see the best Newgrounds flash EVA! Give it a review as well. ;)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 17:46:38


At 6/19/06 05:13 PM, pepeatumi wrote: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/319704


Just whistle this for unsuitable content... Watch at your own risk.

I saw the first one that came out and got the whistle...that has to be one of the worst things I've seen lately. Hundred times worse than the many masterbation movies sent in.


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-19 18:11:34


I saw it right before it got flagged, and I had a chance to vote 0, but I couldn't make it in time to flag it. Damn, that's the first time I saw that shit, it was just sick, made me jump a few inches in the air when the woman got shot. Legal action should be taken against the sick fucks who submit this shit.


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