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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 07:48:48


At 6/20/06 07:42 AM, Andersson wrote: Hahaha, well if you go past this mark of yours, you may reach one of greater might later.

Hahahahaha, greater might. ;-)

I'm sitting here in the office safe in the knowledge that I will one day reach the 30,000 plateau, passing you for VP once and for all!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 10:23:53


At 6/20/06 07:48 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'm sitting here in the office safe in the knowledge that I will one day reach the 30,000 plateau, passing you for VP once and for all!

Haha, yeah it's true.

By the way, for how long do you believe you'll stick onto your account? Will you give it to your son/friend or what?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 10:51:53


At 6/20/06 10:23 AM, Andersson wrote: By the way, for how long do you believe you'll stick onto your account? Will you give it to your son/friend or what?

Well, at the moment, I'm keeping this as long as I live. Maybe passing it on with the symbolic name change to Coop[x] (x being the last two digits of my offspring's date of birth)

But it doesn't do to think of that when I'm only 23


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 11:09:09


At 6/20/06 06:23 AM, Andersson wrote:
At 6/20/06 04:42 AM, Bahamut- wrote: So close to 10k. :D
Yep, only 8 saves left now. =)

And now you're there. Big congrats Andersson! I shall try and get to 10k saves in around 5 or 6 weeks time (including when I'm away on holiday). :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 11:15:53


At 6/20/06 11:09 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
At 6/20/06 06:23 AM, Andersson wrote:
At 6/20/06 04:42 AM, Bahamut- wrote: So close to 10k. :D
Yep, only 8 saves left now. =)
And now you're there. Big congrats Andersson! I shall try and get to 10k saves in around 5 or 6 weeks time (including when I'm away on holiday). :P

Congratulations Andersson. I'm 4 Blams and 2 saves away from my trimester of milestones still, but I've got time to party a little first :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 11:18:01


At 6/20/06 11:15 AM, Coop83 wrote: Congratulations Andersson. I'm 4 Blams and 2 saves away from my trimester of milestones still, but I've got time to party a little first :)

Heh, upon a glance, today I reached 7 K saves and 19 K blams.. Guess I'm not that much a savior eh?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 11:26:43


At 6/20/06 11:18 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Heh, upon a glance, today I reached 7 K saves and 19 K blams.. Guess I'm not that much a savior eh?

Kick a man when he's down, why don't you, sir?

Mind you, you are averaging 2.71 Blams per Save

Without a doubt, more balms come through the portal daily, hence why there are so few people like TooCool100, who has a ratio of about 3,000 saves per blam


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 11:34:29


At 6/20/06 11:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: Kick a man when he's down, why don't you, sir?

Hey, I gotta find my own way of comedy, don't I?

Mind you, you are averaging 2.71 Blams per Save
Without a doubt, more balms come through the portal daily, hence why there are so few people like TooCool100, who has a ratio of about 3,000 saves per blam

actually, it's closer to 500 according to the log, and more to 400 on a calculator... but still rather large.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 11:37:11


At 6/20/06 11:34 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/20/06 11:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: Kick a man when he's down, why don't you, sir?
Hey, I gotta find my own way of comedy, don't I?

8,999 / 3,998 >:(

I'm what we call inevitable. I may take an age to get there, but I do get there in the end


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 11:49:35


At 6/20/06 11:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: 8,999 / 3,998 >:(

I'm what we call inevitable. I may take an age to get there, but I do get there in the end

Your even closer now! Only 2 more!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 12:00:35


At 6/20/06 11:49 AM, milinko959 wrote: Your even closer now! Only 2 more!

Hey, Phantom. You were right. Blams win by 2.

I've now got 9,005 / 3,998


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 12:59:54


At 6/20/06 12:00 PM, Coop83 wrote: Hey, Phantom. You were right.

Was there ever any doubt? Any one who had a doubt please report front and center. Congrats Coop.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 13:26:52


At 6/20/06 10:51 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, at the moment, I'm keeping this as long as I live. Maybe passing it on with the symbolic name change to Coop[x] (x being the last two digits of my offspring's date of birth)

Ah, seems reasonable.

But it doesn't do to think of that when I'm only 23

Hahahaha, nor when you're 18 I suppose, but it's something I've thought about. =P

At 6/20/06 11:09 AM, Bahamut- wrote: And now you're there. Big congrats Andersson! I shall try and get to 10k saves in around 5 or 6 weeks time (including when I'm away on holiday). :P

Yay, thank you. =)

Atleast I beat you at something when it comes to B/Sing. XP

At 6/20/06 11:15 AM, Coop83 wrote: Congratulations Andersson. I'm 4 Blams and 2 saves away from my trimester of milestones still, but I've got time to party a little first :)

Thank you aswell. My party won't be as swell as yours ofcourse. =P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 13:34:30


traded my gay S&M/biker glove for this pimp new boxing glove :). now I can knock out bad movies even easier XD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 13:38:21


sorry for the double-post, but I kinda want that "you have a right to STFU" EGB badge :).. any1 who has it, do you think you can give me one with the praporschick badge?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 13:40:30


At 6/20/06 01:38 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: sorry for the double-post, but I kinda want that "you have a right to STFU" EGB badge :).. any1 who has it, do you think you can give me one with the praporschick badge?

Ask Casualty, he made the sig, oh and congrats on level 10.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 14:23:37



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My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 14:25:53


At 6/20/06 02:23 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: STOLEN:

Flagged, good call. So far a normal B/P day...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 14:28:17


At 6/20/06 01:38 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: "you have a right to STFU" EGB badge :).. any1

Congrats on the level up. I have one of those EGB sigs for when I rank up. :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 15:35:59


At 6/20/06 02:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 6/20/06 01:38 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: "you have a right to STFU" EGB badge :).. any1
Congrats on the level up. I have one of those EGB sigs for when I rank up. :)

thanks -MetalDart- :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 15:41:04


At 6/20/06 03:35 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: thanks -MetalDart- :)

No problem. It's kind of weird seeing that staff sergeant bage in your sig when you are like two or three levels past it. And Casualty originally made those sigs so thank him as well. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 16:11:51


Excuse me for being so ecstatic but I just looked and saw that I’m past 500 points and still have 4 hours before the mid-week is here, with any luck, and much less sleep, it’s mine, I’m way too frantic over this but unlike few others, this may just be my first star after many attempts. “Happy happy, joy joy”


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 16:24:08


At 6/20/06 04:11 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Excuse me for being so ecstatic but I just looked and saw that I’m past 500 points and still have 4 hours before the mid-week is here, with any luck, and much less sleep, it’s mine, I’m way too frantic over this but unlike few others, this may just be my first star after many attempts. “Happy happy, joy joy”

Good luck with you're one of the fasters guys in B/P here so you'll prbably get your star. "Happy happy, joy joy" Ren and Stimpy?


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 16:31:35


At 6/20/06 04:24 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Good luck with you're one of the fasters guys in B/P here so you'll prbably get your star.

This week yes, but next week, I might miss half a day or so...

"Happy happy, joy joy" Ren and Stimpy?

But of course, why even the most intelligent of scholers enjoy it. Espcially the uncencored version.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 16:35:32


Sergeant FordMustangClock reporting for duty here. Will follow all orders.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 16:52:08


At 6/20/06 03:41 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: And Casualty originally made those sigs so thank him as well. :)

Done and done. Check the sig, yo.
Also, check your inboc please.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 17:01:06


At 6/20/06 04:35 PM, FordMustangClock wrote: Sergeant FordMustangClock reporting for duty here. Will follow all orders.

Perfect work Sergeant. Mission 1, read this


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 17:17:18


At 6/20/06 04:35 PM, FordMustangClock wrote: Sergeant FordMustangClock reporting for duty here. Will follow all orders.

great to have you as a recruit, sergeant. as phantom said, read the FAQs and register on the forums. glad to have you along. hopefully you will enjoy your time here in the barracks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 17:30:13


At 6/20/06 04:35 PM, FordMustangClock wrote: Sergeant FordMustangClock reporting for duty here. Will follow all orders.

Glad to see such enthusiam in our new recruits. Welcome to the Barracks, Sergeant! Since you already met our Relations Officer, I need not give you more direction. Get on that Portal and do your duty!

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Incidentally, the famous 7% boost in VP is doing me very well. I went up almost .4 votes! I'll have 9VP before I know it at this rate!

I also noticed our "You have the right to STFU" sig going around thanks to these promotion. Glad to see it's such a hit, and congrats to all those that ranked up!

That's all for now, I'll be back in a bit.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-20 17:34:17


welcome aboard new member would you like some sake and some sushi? or better yet some blowfish? if not I will see you in the portal I hope