At 6/18/06 01:25 AM, -dng- wrote: Superman VS 911 is just a bunch of pictures showing a man's privates being chopped off.
Linky.

Why do people have to make this stuff? Is it just for blamming or a joke?

At 6/18/06 11:04 AM, LKnight wrote: Why do people have to make this stuff? Is it just for blamming or a joke?

As Wade said not too long ago ( can be found in his posts in the general section ), these people are sociopaths…

I'm back. Tough shit is going on right now. I'll explain when I have more time.

At 6/18/06 11:35 AM, -CruX- wrote: I'm back. Tough shit is going on right now. I'll explain when I have more time.

Welcome back CruX! I am sorry and hope you can forgive me for what I have done to you.

To make a long story short, I was instituted to Pinnacle Pointe Psychiatric Care (Mental Hospital) for suicidal behavior and physical aggression (major understatement).. I was a cutter. I underwent therapy, group sessions and am currently very happy and healthy... I'm no longer living in that shithole some of you know as "Arkansas". I'm back in Florida with my friends and family and haven't been this happy since before January 21; the day I moved to Little Rock and adopted Newgrounds as my residence, religion, and drug. I'm home and I'm no longer miserable :). After what seems thousands of years of rain and clouds, the sunlight has finally shown through. I still haven't decided whether to leave Newgrounds permanently or to remain a member. Newgrounds became an addiction for me and wasted me away in front of a computer. On the other hand, I met people who, in some way I can't describe, saved me from a suicide I would have regretted, whether in an afterlife that I still question exists everyday, or in the ground rotting, kept there for an eternity. I have scars both physically and emotionally, and I only have Newgrounds, Myspace, the BarraX, and the portal (regardless of the fact it poisoned me as an addiction) to thank for my emotional stability through the storm.

Should I decide to leave, I'll visit the BarraX occasionally. But right this moment I feel I should stay...

Thank You Everyone.

-CruX-

At 6/18/06 12:18 PM, -CruX- wrote: and I only have Newgrounds, Myspace, the BarraX, and the portal (regardless of the fact it poisoned me as an addiction) to thank for my emotional stability through the storm.

We will always love you -CruX- and I am so glad that you are alright. Much love CruX.

Rank: Elite Guard General

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 19,416 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 9,940 quality entries.

So, I got 644 blam/save points left. Feels alright. =)

At 6/18/06 12:18 PM, -CruX- wrote: Thank You Everyone.

You know, I can understand you in more ways than one, I wouldn't like to expand in public, but if any one recalls the 3 weeks I was barely here when I was Brigadier General... If you ever need to talk, contact me, you have no idea how much I understand you.

I'll be frank and honest.

Newgrounds and the Barracks is slipping away, even though I'm keeping a satisfactory b/p pace I'm quickly losing interest and spending my time with other people. My last post here was two weeks ago, man I never wait that long! Not to mention it's pretty hard to have a worthwhile forum conversation over that long of a time-span.

Anyway I really don't know what's going to happen with my account. Hopefully I can return to my normal status here. Or I might dissapear for a little while and make a come-back in the winter but who knows. And sorry about the saviors update Phantom...

Quick catch-up then I'm leaving again:

At 6/5/06 10:38 AM, Bahamut- wrote:

Shame on you...But I like your name! :)

Hah thanks, I have a few new ideas for my name that I'll be using soon. "Major_Pothead" anyone? ^_^

At 6/5/06 05:21 PM, El_Master wrote:

Woah man you're just going to begin summer vacations? I started them about 3 weeks ago...it's been boring though :(

Mine doesn't begin for another two weeks, but we get a later summer as school begins at the later part of September. I don't think it's doing me any good though because this amazing weather is keeping out of class. =P

At 6/6/06 11:16 PM, Littlewashu wrote:

ok the first time it was a pre april fools joke but this time It is for real I must resign my position in the EGB for personal reasons.

Understood, good luck with whatever is troubling you and we hope you can continue to drop by from time to time.

At 6/7/06 02:30 PM, KungFuCow wrote:

So I've noticed that good quality flash comes out a lot during the night.

Yep by then most of the little kids have gone to bed and those terrible stick fights fade away. So we're left with just good animations and save points. =)

At 6/7/06 11:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

WELL HELLO THAR!!!

Hooray! it's awesome to see you back and with such high spirits looks like everything is looking brighter? Anyway good luck with the rest of your recovery. =)

At 6/10/06 01:19 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

The list has been updated and we have six new members.

Things look bad for me rank wise, with Slash getting back into his groove and the Punisher making impressive gains week after week the only place for me to go is down. =(

Thanks for the update JoKeR!

At 6/10/06 01:54 PM, harryjarry wrote:

Seems I overtook 2 people this time around, Major_punk and Slash.

You sure did, man keep going, almost there.

At 6/17/06 02:56 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

The list has been updated and we only have one new member for this week.

Thanks again, still holding my lucky 13 spot. But for how long...

At 6/18/06 12:18 PM, -CruX- wrote:

To make a long story short:

Hey -Crux-, I'm glad to hear your happier in Florida and with your friends, that the worst part is over and your life has improved.

I don't really know what else to say, I've never experienced anything like that but I guess, at least now when things go wrong and you don't know how to deal with them you can always say "I've had worse, and still pulled through".

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So how was your weekend everyone? I'd like to catch-up on things as I'll be home later tonight and actually have a chance to respond. =P
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Elite Guard Major General.

At 6/18/06 12:44 PM, Major_punk wrote: Anyway I really don't know what's going to happen with my account. Hopefully I can return to my normal status here. Or I might dissapear for a little while and make a come-back in the winter but who knows. And sorry about the saviors update Phantom...

It's all up to you, sometimes some of us just need to take a break, I hope you come back soon, regardless of the list.

well, some old faces have decided to come back today. well, atleast for the time being. its good to see you two have returned for a little while and decided to stop on by the barracks. been a long time since weve seen you crux, but glad things are much better for you now. everyone has gone through their problems, and its good that youve come out better than going in. and im glad to see major punk stopping by for a while too. even if you do disappear for a while, you are still an important part of the barracks. hopefully you will decided to stay active, even if only every once in a while.

At 6/18/06 11:35 AM, -CruX- wrote: I'm back. Tough shit is going on right now. I'll explain when I have more time.

Welcome back Crux... Its good to see your life has taken a turn for the better I can't really say I understand about the cutting because I've never gone through that but I do understand about you feeling like commiting suicide many people (myself included) have tried to commit suicide but it really would be just a waste. About you wanting to leave NG that's entirely up to you just know that the barracks and us will be here if you need o talk about anything like I said its good to have you back and good know that everything's going all right for you.

At 6/17/06 07:06 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 6/17/06 04:38 PM, Doobiemaster123 wrote: Crap! I knew i forgot to do something!

It's alright, just keep going and you will be able to join us eventually, good luck.

thank you sir

just a quick update:

Rank: Elite Guard Major
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 8,868 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 5,132 quality entries.

slightly higher new voting power of 7.57. im pretty happy about ranking up. good luck to everyone else. im back to the portal/real life.

*salute*

Well, i'm back from shore leave. I got me some fucking poon-tang, and I come back today to recieve my promotion. I am hereby Elite Guard Sergeant First Class KungFuCow. It's good to be back, sirs. *salure*

Still, it sucked that I had to leave when only two more flashes needed to be blammed in order for me to witness the moment I ranked up. Oh well.

At 6/18/06 03:11 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Well, i'm back from shore leave. I got me some fucking poon-tang, and I come back today to recieve my promotion. I am hereby Elite Guard Sergeant First Class KungFuCow. It's good to be back, sirs. *salute*

Congrats on the rank and the poon-tang. Keep working on them both.

At 6/18/06 12:41 PM, Andersson wrote: Rank: Elite Guard General

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 19,416 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 9,940 quality entries.

So, I got 644 blam/save points left. Feels alright. =)

Rank: Elite Guard General

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 19,451 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 9,951 quality entries.

So, now I got 598 blam/save points left. That pace is alright.

Please be alert for the following accounts, 1 & 2 for submitting goatse. God that thing should be outlawed.

At 6/18/06 05:00 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Please be alert for the following accounts, 1 & 2 for submitting goatse. God that thing should be outlawed.

will keep on the lookout, phantom. hopefully they will realize the errors of their ways and not continue to piss people off and submit garbage.

also, congrats to kung fu cow for the recent rank up, as well as for the poon. not a bad combination i think. keep up the great work.

At 6/18/06 05:00 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Please be alert for the following accounts, 1 & 2 for submitting goatse. God that thing should be outlawed.

Thanks for posting. I saw those, but they were actually DIFFERENT aliases. As of lately, there have been a lot of whislted flashes. I want a gold whistle sooner or later. :)

At 6/18/06 05:00 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Please be alert for the following accounts, 1 & 2 for submitting goatse. God that thing should be outlawed.

Thanks for the warning.

At 6/18/06 05:10 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I want a gold whistle sooner or later. :)

But like you said, "A man can dream."

At 6/18/06 05:09 PM, worldfamous wrote: will keep on the lookout, phantom. hopefully they will realize the errors of their ways and not continue to piss people off and submit garbage.

Yeah, and I'll become a nice guy who doesn't use sarcastic jokes...Get real. Those two are as Wade explained, Sociopathes, there is little we can do about them except hope Wade will be in an evil mood when he finds out about them. Personally, I'd get people in the Burial, track his IP, and kick the living piss out of him, but that's just my "hands on" "personal" approach to things.

At 6/18/06 05:10 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I want a gold whistle sooner or later. :)

But like you said, "A man can dream."

It's time for this man to wake up! lol
It kind of gets boring flagging reviews after a while. I usually just flag submissions. Gold whislte hear I come!!!

A man can dream, can't he? Wait.. no. IT'S A NIGHTMARE!!! AAAAaaaaaAAAAaaaa :)

Sorry for double post, but I am now Elite Guard Master Seargant!!! WOOHOO! My voting power boosted by .11 votes. I am happy.

At 6/18/06 06:14 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Sorry for double post, but I am now Elite Guard Master Seargant!!! WOOHOO! My voting power boosted by .11 votes. I am happy.

Congratulations, sir. Damn, you are getting fast. I guess i'm taking a break after finally hitting Sergeant First Class. That, or i'm tired, as it is 1:25 AM here. By the way, my team has immunity in the next round :)

At 6/18/06 06:14 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Sorry for double post, but I am now Elite Guard Master Seargant!!! WOOHOO! My voting power boosted by .11 votes. I am happy.

Congratulations Master Sergeant, beer is on me. The stripper, on you.

At 6/18/06 06:14 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Sorry for double post, but I am now Elite Guard Master Seargant!!! WOOHOO! My voting power boosted by .11 votes. I am happy.

Congrats on that.

Everyone, whistles ready.

Stolen:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/319519

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Real:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/306810

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At 6/18/06 06:36 PM, -TheThwomp- wrote: Stolen:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/319519

Flagged and marked. Good call.

At 6/18/06 05:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Yeah, and I'll become...

i didnt actually expect it to happen. it was just one of those things to hope for sometime in the near future. we cant honestly believe that it will happen, i know that. im just saying that we can still hope for a more respected newgrounds portal in the future. wouldnt bet on it, however.

At 6/18/06 06:43 PM, worldfamous wrote: i didnt actually expect it to happen. it was just one of those things to hope for sometime in the near future. we cant honestly believe that it will happen, i know that. im just saying that we can still hope for a more respected newgrounds portal in the future. wouldnt bet on it, however.

I think my rank up story clearly states what I think could happen to the NG portal. Also, sarcasm doesn't look good on you, leave it to the pro's.