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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-08 22:05:31


At 5/8/06 08:22 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 5/8/06 04:40 PM, Major_punk wrote: Unrelated:
This guy scares me.... =O
Hey, that guy used to be in the NGPD! He never kept in touch with us though :( What scares me most is that he's going around saying he doesn't know how to deposit exp, Hell, that's his AIM screen name or somethng.

Hey, nice to see you! Haven't really hit up the NGPD in ages, so I haven't seen you around. It seems like you're almost ready for the Barracks, eh? :-)

At 5/8/06 09:27 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: On a more completely irrelavant note....

I just went to my near-by Kroger store to get my usual energy drink run, and now they have ANOTHER new energy drink can. It's a nice bright blue can called....NOS. It actually tastes like a modified Full Throttle drink, just not as harsh. I don't know what you guys think of it, tell me what you think of it if you ever drink NOS. Oh yea, they could have at least given the drink a cool blue color, but it's also like the greenish color in Full Throttle.

That stuff makes me laugh. I even wrote about it in my weblog it was so funny! I think I must have said the "I need NOS" quote from the Fast and the Furious about 10,000 times when I found that drink...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-08 22:25:30


At 5/8/06 09:36 PM, -CruX- wrote:
At 5/8/06 09:17 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Hey guys...just dropping by to say im am still alive. Once i beat god of war on god mode, i should be back b/ping regularly.
you better hurry man! I'm over 1,000 points ahead of you! (0.O)

Agent_Smith_ likes energy drinks
yeah man I saw it.. I haven't tried it but I was very surprised to see SoBe NoFear, one of my top 5 favorite energy drinks, has changed the color of their can from red/ black, to gold/black.... I'm assuming the reason for this is to attract more customers to a shinier can.. lol... either that or attract kids to it by making them think it looks like alcohol, but yeah.....

Um, the Gold/black SoBe No Fear is the newer SoBe Gold drink. The color of it is nice, both the can and the drink. It is actualy smoother than the origional, but not by much. I like just as much as the origional, but I don't know if it will last.

Eagle Rock

Well, pretty soon they might as well come out with a drink called "Turbo" just to "compete" with NOS energy drink. Or, just to be crazy, "Manual" to suggest the energy drink is even more potent than NOS. Okay, now I'm really hyper with all the naming crap for energy drinks.

/yes, I do like energy drinks... almost too much.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-08 23:26:48


At 5/8/06 10:25 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote:
Eagle Rock
Well, pretty soon they might as well come out with a drink called "Turbo" just to "compete" with NOS energy drink. Or, just to be crazy, "Manual" to suggest the energy drink is even more potent than NOS. Okay, now I'm really hyper with all the naming crap for energy drinks.

/yes, I do like energy drinks... almost too much.

I hear ya. I usually give up soda and caffeine for Lent, so I am totally off of it by the time Easter comes around. I love to chug a Full Throttle around that time, just because the sugar and the caffeine rush is SO IMMENSE after not having either for over a month! Of course, I made the mistake of doing so before one of my classes, talk about antsy!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-08 23:27:42


This has nothing to do with the barracks but it needs to be said... John Cena ruined a perfectly good opportunity for DX to reform.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 00:08:07


Daily Report For 5/8/05

Start: 9,025 Blams/4,636 Saves
End: 9,086 Blams/4,677 Saves
Total: 61 Blams/41 Saves (102 Total)

Next Rank: 237 Until Major (Est. Date - 5/10/06)

Congratulations to Agent_Smith_ for making Corporal and reaching Level 10

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 00:08:20


Day's end report:

102 points. Pitiful. I am ashamed.

And on a side note, Vince is still a fucking loser. God, I hope he distances himself from the actual shows soon.

Back to the portal. Gotta try to make up for today's failure. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 00:43:26


hmm, only 50 b/p tonight, and i'm off to bed. curse you school!

on the bright side, that puts me at EXACTLY 500 away from EGSC. woo woo!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 05:58:58


At 5/9/06 12:08 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

102 points. Pitiful. I am ashamed.

How do you think us 30/day people feel? Mind you, my pace was slow yesterday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 06:05:27


At 5/8/06 07:15 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 5/8/06 Report - As of 0710 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #487 -2 from yesterday
Blams: 3606 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2083 +5 from yesterday
Next Rank: 311 points until Master Sergeant

5/9/06 Report - As of 0540 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #487 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3606 unchanged from yesterday
Saves: 2084 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 310 points until Master Sergeant


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 07:51:07


I will know say a law we all knew is true but its effect is most noticable on me...
" If something can go wrong, then it will go wrong ".
So as you might have guessed I'm stil far from home but be patient my friends, my time will come.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 09:15:36


At 5/9/06 07:51 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I will know say a law we all knew is true but its effect is most noticable on me...
" If something can go wrong, then it will go wrong ".
So as you might have guessed I'm stil far from home but be patient my friends, my time will come.

....lemme guess.... your on vacation and have no access to a computer....

yeah I hate that to....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 09:54:41


At 5/9/06 09:15 AM, -CruX- wrote: ....lemme guess.... your on vacation and have no access to a computer....

Pretty much. Access is strict here but I've made some friends with the staff and they let me surf a little during noon, that's pretty much the best I can get here.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 10:38:34


At 5/9/06 09:54 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Pretty much. Access is strict here but I've made some friends with the staff and they let me surf a little during noon, that's pretty much the best I can get here.

Well, it's better than nothing, I suppose.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 11:01:01


Daily report

Blams: 31
Saves: 19
Total B/P: 50
B/P left until EGSC: 1187. I guess I'll get 29k B/P on Saturday!
Posts: 11
Reviews: 17 (68 more reviews until 1k and 16 more responses until 500).

And two more things:

1. 6000 EXP! 400 days of depositing to go!
2. Me and Andersson are back to our actual names. It was fun being Andersson and it was fun for Andersson being me! :P

At 5/8/06 04:16 PM, EagleRock wrote: True, true. I wasn't really disagreeing with you, I just thought at first that it was a bit much to have a whole YTMND just for someone's review ban. However, considering the situation (and Colonel LittleWashu's last post), it's actually rather funny!

Yeah, it was so surprising that a review mod banned KWAS the first time, so I made that YTMND! And the second time, it's still surprising. I thought KWAS would be forever not banned from reviewing.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 12:40:16


Just dropping in to say that I'll be inactive (mainly only depositing experience) for the next god-knows-how-long. I'm stage managing a play, which takes up my free time all this week, plus work, class, and, amazingly, a social life (yarly!)

So in my abscence, I'd recommend SlashFirestorm (I don't even know his rank anymore, it's been so long...) as Barracks NGPD Liason (Ad interim) until I return.

I recommend Slash, as he is already recruitment officer, and thus already knows the workings of the NGPD well enough (as well as lurking there frequently).

Good luck to him, and to the barracks in my absence.

S/Sgt Peregrinus

will I EVER rank up?!?!?!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 12:45:28


unsuitable alert http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/311921 it is nothing but porn some of it goatse

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 13:11:42


At 5/9/06 12:45 PM, Littlewashu wrote: unsuitable alert http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/311921 it is nothing but porn some of it goatse

"Marked for Administrative Review"

I guess I missed it while having some lunch. Not that missing goatse is a bad thing...but missing whistle points, thats another thing entirely...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 13:16:49


At 5/9/06 01:11 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
At 5/9/06 12:45 PM, Littlewashu wrote: unsuitable alert http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/311921 it is nothing but porn some of it goatse
"Marked for Administrative Review"

I guess I missed it while having some lunch. Not that missing goatse is a bad thing...but missing whistle points, thats another thing entirely...

but that is a good thing because what would you rather lose some whistle points or your lunch?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 13:22:29


At 5/9/06 01:16 PM, Littlewashu wrote: but that is a good thing because what would you rather lose some whistle points or your lunch?

It takes more than goatse to lose my lunch. I work in the medical field. Every so often I get to see some nasty shit (people hit by cars right in front of me, etc).

But with you working on the Deity whistle, I don't want my whistle level to go down to bronze anytime soon...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 13:50:39


DEFCON Update:

Remember these?

I'm calling a steady DEFCON 3 right now. This morning was rather strong, but the burst subsided quickly, still warranting the standard daytime level. We'll see what develops later on.

At 5/8/06 11:27 PM, pepeatumi wrote: This has nothing to do with the barracks but it needs to be said... John Cena ruined a perfectly good opportunity for DX to reform.

Would you mind explaining how? I don't see how he did.

At 5/9/06 12:40 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Just dropping in to say that I'll be inactive (mainly only depositing experience) for the next god-knows-how-long. I'm stage managing a play, which takes up my free time all this week, plus work, class, and, amazingly, a social life (yarly!)

Well, that's sad to hear, but perfectly understandable. I'd be a royal asshole if I wasn't fine with it, especially since I was gone for around 2-3 weeks myself due to finals! ;-)

So in my abscence, I'd recommend SlashFirestorm (I don't even know his rank anymore, it's been so long...) as Barracks NGPD Liason (Ad interim) until I return.

I recommend Slash, as he is already recruitment officer, and thus already knows the workings of the NGPD well enough (as well as lurking there frequently).

I take your suggestion highly (of course), but I don't know about appointing Slash the NGPD Laison when he is already the Recruitment Officer. I'd like to hear Slash's opinion on the matter, actually. Otherwise, I might just vacate the position entirely until your return (and just have Slash take on the duties as Recruitment Officer) or appoint an Interim Laison if Slash recommends someone.

Good luck to him, and to the barracks in my absence.

S/Sgt Peregrinus

*salutes*

will I EVER rank up?!?!?!

That's up to you... :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 13:59:41


At 5/9/06 01:50 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Remember these?

No. No I don't...

salute, salute, salute...
I take your suggestion highly (of course), but I don't know about appointing Slash the NGPD Laison when he is already the Recruitment Officer.

I meant that he could cover anything that may pop up in my absence, in addition to his current duties. I suggested him because he already lurks/posts in NGPD, so they know him, and also because he already has officer status on our forums.

I'd like to hear Slash's opinion on the matter, actually.

From what I gathered from my brief AIM convo with him, he's fine with it (but we'll wait until he posts, to be sure).

Otherwise, I might just vacate the position entirely until your return (and just have Slash take on the duties as Recruitment Officer) or appoint an Interim Laison if Slash recommends someone.

That works too...

will I EVER rank up?!?!?!
That's up to you... :-)

Yeah...I may retire when I get Sergeant-Major. Just because being a Sergeant-Major is cool.

=)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 14:03:29


At 5/9/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: I meant that he could cover anything that may pop up in my absence, in addition to his current duties. I suggested him because he already lurks/posts in NGPD, so they know him, and also because he already has officer status on our forums.

I wasn't aware of that, so really he'd be perfect for the job, then.

Otherwise, I might just vacate the position entirely until your return (and just have Slash take on the duties as Recruitment Officer) or appoint an Interim Laison if Slash recommends someone.
That works too...

Actually, since he posts there already, we won't even need anyone else. I'll probably just vacate the position temporarily until you return, if that's okay with you and Slash.

Yeah...I may retire when I get Sergeant-Major. Just because being a Sergeant-Major is cool.

=)

Good rank...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 14:05:34


Yeah, lol, I can handle it. Things are kinda slow over there lately, anyhow. And also, we ain't had a new member join the Barracks in a while...pfft.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 14:12:01


At 5/9/06 01:50 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 5/8/06 11:27 PM, pepeatumi wrote: This has nothing to do with the barracks but it needs to be said... John Cena ruined a perfectly good opportunity for DX to reform.
Would you mind explaining how? I don't see how he did.

Easy. Cena was down on the outside when HBK was being pummeled and just as HHH is about to come out Cena recovers to help HBK had he stayed outside HHH would have helped HBK leading more than likely to a DX reunion or at least a DX moment.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 14:18:12


At 5/9/06 02:03 PM, EagleRock wrote: Good rank...

*Cues up a song from WWII*
Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major,
Tuck me in my little wooden bed,
We all love you, Sergeant-Major
When we hear you bawling "Show a leg!"

Don't forget to wake me up in the morning,
And bring around a nice hot cup of tea,
Kiss me goodnight, Sergeant-Major,
Sergeant-Major be a Mother to me!

At 5/9/06 02:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yeah, lol, I can handle it.

I think it's settled, then.

:Things are kinda slow over there lately, anyhow.

Bordering spammy from what I've noted...

And also, we ain't had a new member join the Barracks in a while...pfft.

Slackers. They're almost as bad as me

lol kidding

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 14:18:26


At 5/9/06 02:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Yeah, lol, I can handle it. Things are kinda slow over there lately, anyhow. And also, we ain't had a new member join the Barracks in a while...pfft.

LOL...it's settled, then. I'll vacate the NGPD Laison position until Peregrinus' return, after which he'll take over the position.

At 5/9/06 02:12 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Easy. Cena was down on the outside when HBK was being pummeled and just as HHH is about to come out Cena recovers to help HBK had he stayed outside HHH would have helped HBK leading more than likely to a DX reunion or at least a DX moment.

Aha. See, I taped RAW, so I fell asleep during that match (it was around 2:30 AM, lol). However, I don't think that Cena ruined the DX reunion, per se...If it's scripted to happen, it's going to happen. Cena's intervention before HHH's is probably either signification that it wasn't going to happen in the first place, or it's just a way to build more tension before the reunion actually happens.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 18:42:53


STOLEN:
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/311970

ORIGINAL:
http://www.games2web..2924-AIM_vs_MSN.html

This is the 4th time this person has tried to submit something that doesn't belong to him. Everything he has submitted belongs to EviLudy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 18:44:18


At 5/9/06 06:42 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: STOLEN:

Got it. Hopefully it's marked.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 19:55:42


Sorry for double post, but thos..ugh... wanking off flashes are back again.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 20:01:42


At 5/9/06 07:55 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Sorry for double post, but thos..ugh... wanking off flashes are back again.

Yep it was submittted again watch out it might be spammed again.