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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:12:53


At 5/9/06 07:55 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Sorry for double post, but thos..ugh... wanking off flashes are back again.

I watched them go by without voting on them. I've been severely cutting down on my blams in the last few days and didn't get any at all today...

But it was worth it because now I got this awesome screenie. ^_^

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The Elite Guard Barracks

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:28:24


At 5/9/06 09:12 PM, Major_punk wrote: 123456789

Never delete that screenshot EVER. That is so cool and it is a rare oppurtunity.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:32:41


At 5/9/06 09:12 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 5/9/06 07:55 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Sorry for double post, but thos..ugh... wanking off flashes are back again.
I watched them go by without voting on them. I've been severely cutting down on my blams in the last few days and didn't get any at all today...

But it was worth it because now I got this awesome screenie. ^_^

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#1: Woah! What are the odds of that happening. By the way, May I join this Club? :)
#2: That Sig is awesome JoKeR_ADT.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:33:48


Wow, oh wow, ok, I have to seriously apologize. I havn't been active in a long while on Newgrounds. This is because I had some poor grades, but since they are fixed, I can easily get active here again. I've already started a Portal time, so hopefully, I will hit my next B/P level in a few days.

On an unrelated note

I have only nine days left of school, in which after, I'm going to be active as hell.

Anyways, anything happen on Newgrounds or in the Elite Guard Barracks while I was away?


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:35:21


At 5/9/06 09:32 PM, Seamonky wrote:
#1: Woah! What are the odds of that happening. By the way, May I join this Club? :)

of course your welcome to join here! all you need is the minimum elite guard status of private, and obviously your way over that mark. just wait here for slash to welcome you and hell give you the rundown. welcome aboard. hope your ready, cause some of the people in here b/p at amazing rates.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:37:29


At 5/9/06 09:33 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Anyways, anything happen on Newgrounds or in the Elite Guard Barracks while I was away?

Welcome back!!! Here's what I can remember off hand
-Kwastick (#2 reviewer) is review banned
-New Bitey of Brackenwood flash
-Johnny Rocketfingers 2
-Slash Fire Storm and hisCRAZY flashes. :)
-Pico Day
And other stuff. Others will welcome you back, and it's glad for you to be back! :D

breaks out champagne

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:40:28


Cool, cool. Yeah, I heard from Slash that Pico Day was a good day to be on Newgrounds, but I missed it. :(

Cries

Anyways, thanks for the welcome back. So, why exactly was the #2 reviewer banned, and don't forget the Guiness!

Feels drunk just thinking about the Guiness

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:43:38


At 5/9/06 09:33 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: stuff about not being here

man its been a while since weve seen you around, s-f. the barracks site has been so much slower without you over there. i havent had anyone to post with. anyway, glad to see you active again and a big welcome back!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:43:51


At 5/9/06 09:40 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Anyways, thanks for the welcome back. So, why exactly was the #2 reviewer banned, and don't forget the Guiness!

First of all, welcome Seamonkey! You seem to be a valuable addition and Slash or Eagle Rock will recruit you soon. And for that guy's review ban, I think it was that he was just reviewing to review. Adding to his post count and left no feedback whatsoever. Thats what I think happened.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:45:55


At 5/9/06 09:35 PM, face_on_fire wrote:
At 5/9/06 09:32 PM, Seamonky wrote:
#1: Woah! What are the odds of that happening. By the way, May I join this Club? :)
of course your welcome to join here!

*Salutes while blowing the dust off of the official Elite Guard Barracks innitiation picture and motto*

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:46:03


At 5/9/06 09:35 PM, face_on_fire wrote: of course your welcome to join here! all you need is the minimum elite guard status of private, and obviously your way over that mark. just wait here for slash to welcome you and hell give you the rundown. welcome aboard. hope your ready, cause some of the people in here b/p at amazing rates.

Yes Sir! lol
#1: I am going to be an Eliete Guard Supreme Commander one day. It will be tough, but I will make it there. I am ready!
#2: The #2 Reviewer was banned because I looked at his reviews and some of them were bad and not helpful.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:46:12


At 5/9/06 09:43 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
First of all, welcome Seamonkey! You seem to be a valuable addition and Slash or Eagle Rock will recruit you soon. And for that guy's review ban, I think it was that he was just reviewing to review. Adding to his post count and left no feedback whatsoever. Thats what I think happened.

thats pretty close. what he was trying to do was take over waynecolts spot as the number one reviewer. but, he was trying to do this through useless, abusive reviews (i suspect mostly one-liners). when washu returns, she can update you fully on the situation, as it was she who reported the abuse.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:47:29


At 5/9/06 09:45 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
*Salutes while blowing the dust off of the official Elite Guard Barracks innitiation picture and motto*

Of course, in your case, the motto might not be entirely correct about you, sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:48:59


What Kwaskick said:
Ah... so you people decided to make fun of me because i was banned.... so what? like i care..... but i do hope that you're aware that making forums like this, is a real good way to get YOU banned along with me... so if that happens, then i get to laugh too.
Just for the record, not ALL my reviews are 'crap'. if you ever take the time to read most of them, you will notice that a lot of them are not 1-2 liners and there lots that people actually like. there are lots of people who do like my reviews and there are lots who don't. if you like them, then thats great, if not, then i really dont care. i have other things to worry about then review haters. you guys making a rant on how crappy you think my reviews are really makes you no better then me..... and you accuse me of being '12'.

It would be bad having people make fun of you, but that may not be an excuse. Its too bad I can't see his reviews now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:49:31


At 5/9/06 09:32 PM, Seamonky wrote:
#1: Woah! What are the odds of that happening. By the way, May I join this Club? :)
#2: That Sig is awesome JoKeR_ADT.

Thanks and it's fun seeing everyone has the top 2nd reviewer ban sig.
I'm sure slash with let you in.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 21:59:47


At 5/9/06 09:47 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
*Salutes while blowing the dust off of the official Elite Guard Barracks innitiation picture and motto*
Of course, in your case, the motto might not be entirely correct about you, sir!

That motto is good, but it's not entirely correct about me. You are right Sir!

What Banned dude said.
Ah... so you people decided to make fun of me because i was banned.... so what? like i care..... but i do hope that you're aware that making forums like this, is a real good way to get YOU banned along with me... so if that happens, then i get to laugh too.

Just for the record, not ALL my reviews are 'crap'. if you ever take the time to read most of them, you will notice that a lot of them are not 1-2 liners and there lots that people actually like. there are lots of people who do like my reviews and there are lots who don't. if you like them, then thats great, if not, then i really dont care. i have other things to worry about then review haters. you guys making a rant on how crappy you think my reviews are really makes you no better then me..... and you accuse me of being '12'.

His reviews are so-so but he has to write more in them. They are just too simple. I gotta write more in mine as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:02:24


At 5/9/06 09:59 PM, Seamonky wrote: They are just too simple. I gotta write more in mine as well.

At least they respond to yours. For mine, it's just "Meh," or if I make one hell of a review, "Thanks." I'm starting to make better ones now as well.

I also review old submissions as well.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:05:09


Sorry I took so long, lol, I got distracted by porn. I mean, dinner and video games.

Of course you can be in, lol. Just head over to the EGB forums and read the FAQ. Then sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center asking to join, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get ya registered, lol.

Welcome aboard! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:10:45


At 5/9/06 10:02 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: At least they respond to yours. For mine, it's just "Meh," or if I make one hell of a review, "Thanks." I'm starting to make better ones now as well.

I am just looking for people who respond to my reviews. A new thing that I am going to put in my reviews is,"Responses are gladly appreciated!"

Sorry I took so long, lol, I got distracted by porn. I mean, dinner and video games.

Take your time. No need to rush here. lol

Of course you can be in, lol. Just head over to the EGB forums and read the FAQ. Then sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center asking to join, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get ya registered, lol.

I will do that Sir! Thanks for letting me join Sir!

Welcome aboard! :salute:

Salutes back.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:11:25


At 5/9/06 09:12 PM, Major_punk wrote: But it was worth it because now I got this awesome screenie. ^_^

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Best. Screenshot. Ever.

...

Ever.

At 5/9/06 09:32 PM, Seamonky wrote: #1: Woah! What are the odds of that happening. By the way, May I join this Club? :)

Welcome to the Barracks, First Lieutenant! You're our first recruit in a long time, and our Recruitment Officer is AWOL! He'll be so mad when he returns...

But I can welcome you just as well, seeing as I'm the Chief Barracks Officer. Make sure to check out the Barracks Forums (link is in my sig), and sign up. Once you do, I'll give you proper clearance to the important parts of the forums. Hooah!

By the way, nice contribution to the conversation, already!

At 5/9/06 09:40 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: Anyways, thanks for the welcome back. So, why exactly was the #2 reviewer banned, and don't forget the Guiness!

Feels drunk just thinking about the Guiness

1. Guinness is spelled with two n's...
2. You're 14...how do you know how Guinness is?
3. You're right though...Guinness is that strong.
4. Welcome back. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:12:35


At 5/9/06 10:11 PM, EagleRock wrote: Welcome to the Barracks, First Lieutenant! You're our first recruit in a long time, and our Recruitment Officer is AWOL! He'll be so mad when he returns...

I'd just like to note that I fail miserably at refreshing the damn page before I post.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:21:03


At 5/9/06 10:11 PM, EagleRock wrote: Welcome to the Barracks, First Lieutenant! You're our first recruit in a long time, and our Recruitment Officer is AWOL! He'll be so mad when he returns...

Yay! It good to join a club that is very active and important.

But I can welcome you just as well, seeing as I'm the Chief Barracks Officer. Make sure to check out the Barracks Forums (link is in my sig), and sign up. Once you do, I'll give you proper clearance to the important parts of the forums. Hooah!

I already signed up. I just have to get used to the format of the site. I am not an internet kinda guy.

By the way, nice contribution to the conversation, already!

No Problem Sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:23:45


At 5/9/06 10:21 PM, Seamonky wrote:
I already signed up. I just have to get used to the format of the site. I am not an internet kinda guy.

Lol, you must be, being an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant, sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:28:29


At 5/9/06 10:23 PM, KungFuCow wrote:
At 5/9/06 10:21 PM, Seamonky wrote:
I already signed up. I just have to get used to the format of the site. I am not an internet kinda guy.
Lol, you must be, being an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant, sir!

When I first joined Newgrounds, I didn't even know what Forums were. I typed like a Noob when I wanted to join the DBZ Crew. You could check it out if you want to.
Now, I am off to Blam and Protect.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:29:14


At 5/9/06 10:23 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Lol, you must be, being an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant, sir!

Agreed, you can't be that high unless your an Internet guy, but whatever, it will be good to have you as one of us.

Note to EagleRock, sorry, Guinness
Oh, and by the way, Second Lieutenant, don't follow my example and not be active
Man, these are a lot of 'notes', eh?
Yep, sure are
Well, back to the Portal
Salutes

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:29:48


At 5/9/06 10:21 PM, Seamonky wrote: Yay! It good to join a club that is very active and important.

Glad to hear that kind of talk, Second Lieutenant!

I already signed up. I just have to get used to the format of the site. I am not an internet kinda guy.

I saw that, and I already gave you full clearance as a Barracks Member. Enjoy!

At 5/9/06 10:23 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Lol, you must be, being an Elite Guard Second Lieutenant, sir!

He does have a point, but I've known many people that surf web pages like Newgrounds that I wouldn't classify as an "Internet type of guy..." Usually they're the ones that make me fix their stupid Windows PC every other day...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-09 22:51:50


At 5/9/06 10:29 PM, EagleRock wrote: Glad to hear that kind of talk, Second Lieutenant!

Glad to be here Sir!

I saw that, and I already gave you full clearance as a Barracks Member. Enjoy!

I will enjoy! Just gotta get used to the site Sir.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-10 00:12:52


Day's end report:

106 points. Another pitiful day...sigh.

Everyone...prepare thyselves. A very awesome flash will be submitted tomorrow. Not "Slash's Hentai Intervention"...that one is still in production, lol. But an excellent flash with excellent voice talent. :-P
Keep an eye out for it. ;-)

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-10 00:20:29


One more day and I'll be a level 11 I can't wait.
On a side note: I'm not sure if any of you play halo 2 but there is some news about halo 3 coming out in 2007 for the 360.

With a preview.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-10 00:25:29


Daily Report For 5/9/05

Start: 9,086 Blams/4,677 Saves
End: 9,153 Blams/4,711 Saves
Total: 67 Blams/34 Saves (101 Total)

Next Rank: 136 Until Major (Est. Date - 5/10/06)

Welcome to 2nd Lt. Seamonky and welcome back to Cpl. Socially-Failed

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*
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At 5/10/06 12:12 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

:Everyone...prepare thyselves. A very awesome flash will be submitted tomorrow. Not "Slash's Hentai Intervention"...that one is still in production, lol. But an excellent flash with excellent voice talent. :-P

Keep an eye out for it. ;-)

If it has your name on it, just hope that it doesn't end up unnecessarily flagged like everything else. Perhaps you could give a certain time frame to watch for.