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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 15:09:50


At 4/21/06 02:31 PM, -Gooch- wrote: That, and I don't like the whole *Salutes* stuff going on, too. That just seems to bring it a little too over the edge, and creeps me out a bit.

I always forget doing that anyway.

So yeah, that's my opinion of it all. Hate me, love me, like me if you will. I stick by my opinions.

Good arguments, but you're a nice guy I think.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 15:13:21


Less than an hour until I submit my greatest flash ever. I doubt it'll pass, but...lol, if people vote more on humor than graphics, it might...

Today's been kinda slow for a Friday. :-(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 15:24:36


At 4/21/06 03:14 PM, -Gooch- wrote: Okay, after having a talk with -Speedy- on AIM, I guess I should owe you guys an apology. Here's the story behind it:

Speedy, good guy, thank god I know him well...

You see, it's a common case of mistaken identity. The club I actually have a beef with is the Newgrounds Police H.Q. That was the club I was viewing as a fancy blam club, not this one. So, in this case of misdirected hostility, I apologize. It's just I hadn't seen that club posted in in a long while, I mistook it as this one.

I can understand your mistake and I am very glad it was only a mistake, I would also like to say I'm sorry because that RG thread ticked me off, I suppose you meant the NGPD then as well. Should you decide to correct that we would be delighted.

So yeah, sorry. I'm still a little creeped out about the *Salutes* thing, though.

Some people take it too far even for me but just keep in mind not every one does.

Anyways, carry on. :)

Thank you sir. ( see? saying sir or saluting once in a while might even pass as good manners )

Oh, and I don't have anything against the mafia to clear things up. That was obviously some other moderator, not me.

Just for the record, that RG thread did have some one mentioning the mafia, I guess that was a confusion, unfortunately there is no shortage of mods that hate the mafia as well, FUNKbrs would set a great example for that...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 15:29:47


At 4/21/06 03:14 PM, -Gooch- wrote: Okay, after having a talk with -Speedy- on AIM, I guess I should owe you guys an apology. Here's the story behind it:

No apology needed. I'm glad that the mixup was cleared!

You see, it's a common case of mistaken identity. The club I actually have a beef with is the Newgrounds Police H.Q. That was the club I was viewing as a fancy blam club, not this one. So, in this case of misdirected hostility, I apologize. It's just I hadn't seen that club posted in in a long while, I mistook it as this one.

Understood completely. Actually, I have spoken with many people in the NGPD HQ as well about stopping that. The person currently in charge over there, TailsPrower, doesn't like it, either. It's that some people there find it hard to listen. I understand your sentiments, as I and the rest of us here have the SAME sentiments. :-)

So yeah, sorry. I'm still a little creeped out about the *Salutes* thing, though.

Haha...so be it.

Anyways, carry on. :)

Thanks again for your reply!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 16:13:47


Colonel SlashFirestorm calls Private First Class Peregrinus on his phone.

"...Operator," says Peregrinus.

"Peregrinus," replies SlashFirestorm.

Grinning, he replies, "Goddamn, it's good to hear your voice, sir."

"We need an exit..."

"Got one ready! Clubs and Crews, by the NG Mafia HQ."

Colonel SlashFirestorm, Colonel EagleRock, and Lieutenant Colonel Major_punk head towards the phonebook at that location.

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"The trace was completed," said a voice.

"They're not out...yet," said another voice.

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The three Elite Guards get down to the corner and to the phone booth.

"You first, Slash," says Colonel EagleRock.

SlashFirestorm enters the phonebooth. A vagrant BBS user looks on as SlashFirestorm vanishes from the BBS and returns to the Elite Guard Barracks.

Lieutenant Colonel Major_punk is about to answer it himself when he says, "Look, EagleRock, something's been bothering me, but I'm afraid of what it would mean if I say it..."

Colonel EagleRock just looks on, puzzled.

"Everything Supreme Commander Nimmer has told me has become true...everything but this."

As he changes his mind, he walks into the booth and picks up the phone. He turns and sees Brigadier General Ghost_Phantom aim a gun at the phone booth. As Major_punk is pulled back into the Barracks, the telephone is destroyed.

Major_punk sits up as Peregrinus stares at him.

"EagleRock!" yells Major_punk.

"What the hell just happened?" questions Peregrinus.

"It was the agent, Ghost_Phantom! Send me back!"

"I...I can't!"

Colonel EagleRock stares at Brigadier General Ghost_Phantom as he approaches, smirking.

"So, Mr. Marks...we meet again..."

SlashFirestorm, Major_punk, and Peregrinus all watch on the monitor.

"Dammit, run, EagleRock!" yells Peregrinus.

Colonel EagleRock gets the same thought in his head, but just as he is about to do so, he spins around and stares at Ghost_Phantom right in the eye.

"What is he DOING???" yells Major_punk.

After a half-grin and a pause, SlashFirestorm answers, "He is beginning to believe..."

EagleRock and Ghost_Phantom stare at each other for a second. Then they both lunge at each other, Blam Pistols in hand. They each unload their pistols until they land near each other, pistols at each other's heads.

"You're...empty..," teases Ghost_Phantom.

"...So are you," replies EagleRock.

After a pause, EagleRock gets up, flipping in the air many times. Then, as if all at once, they both attack each other, fists blazing, punches and counters aplenty. Ghost_Phantom manages to get a staggering blow to EagleRock, but is quickly countered with a punch to the face that breaks his sunglassess off.

Taking the glasses off, he scowls and says, "I'm going to enjoy watching you DIE, Mr. Marks."

He then attacks EagleRock voraciously, beating him up as if he was a rag doll. Blood starts to come out of his mouth both in the Barracks and in the BBS.

Ghost_Phantom throws him into a spam thread nearby.

As Ghost_Phantom holds EagleRock in a headlock, they both see a moderator's thread deleter rolling through.

"Do you hear that Mr. Marks? That...is the sound of inevitability. That...is the sound of...your death. Goodbye...Mr. Marks."

Just as he was choking, EagleRock barely says to Ghost_Phantom, "My name...is...EAGLEROCK!"

He then manages to push Ghost_Phantom in the air and slam him back on the thread. EagleRock runs out of the way of the spam deleter just in time for it to capture Ghost_Phantom as it rolls by.

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Back in the Barracks, Peregrinus yells at SlashFirestorm.

"Moderators! How long till they get here?"

SlashFirestorm replies, "Five...maybe six minutes. Peregrinus...charge the firewall."

"You can't use that thing till EagleRock's out!" says Major_punk.

SlashFirestorm replies, "Don't worry, he's going to make it."

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EagleRock sees Ghost_Phantom come back at him just after the spam deleter flattened him, so he turns to run. He runs down the forum and sees Dream_of_Duke using a phone. As he runs by, he grabs the phone from him.

Dream_of_Duke yells, "Hey! I was talking to hot_and_charming!"

EagleRock takes the phone, realizes he has to turn it on, then does so. He phones up Peregrinus immediately.

"Peregrinus, get me the hell out of the BBS!"

Peregrinus replies, "Got a patch on an old exit, near the WWE Thread!"

EagleRock hangs up and walks into an old pathway towards the WWE Thread. He finds himself climbing through staircases and eventually finds the door towards the phone.

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Just when he reached the door, Moderators start banging on the doors of the Elite Guard Barracks.

"Here they come," says SlashFirestorm, holding the button to activate the firewall in his hand. "He's GOING to make it."

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Just as EagleRock opens the door to the room, he finds Ghost_Phantom staring at him, blam pistol in his hand.

Blam.

EagleRock looks down and realizes he's been shot. Just then, Ghost_Phantom hits him 5 more times in the chest.

Colonel EagleRock falls back against the wall in the hallway, and slowly slides down. He then breathes his last breath.

All of the Elite Guards in the Barracks look at the monitor in shock.

Ghost_Phantom checks for a pulse and finds none. To himself, he says, "Goodbye, Mr. Marks."

Major_punk thinks for a minute, and realizes something.

"I realize what's going on. I'm not afraid anymore. Supreme Commander Nimmer told me that the One Elite Guard that would lead us to victory is the one that we would trust in, no matter what. I trust in you..."

The rest of the Elite Guards listen, and then lower their heads as if to say they believe, but are not so sure anymore.

It is at this point that EagleRock jumps to life. His eyes open and he sees the BBS differently than ever before. Before his eyes are the code behind the whole BBS, and he can see a person by what he B/P's not how he would appear normally.

"You're right," says SlashFirestorm. "Now, EagleRock, get the hell up!"

EagleRock stands up and looks at Ghost_Phantom, who was walking away. He quickly realizes that EagleRock is alive and spins and shoots the rest of his Blam Pistol clip at him.

"...No," says EagleRock. The blammuntion slows to a halt, as if EagleRock had complete control over the BBS. He then looks at one of the pieces of blammunition, and the rest fall to the ground. Ghost_Phantom takes a step back.

"...HOW?" yells Peregrinus.

"He is..," replies SlashFirestorm, "...an Elite Guard Brigadier General."


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 16:25:04


At 4/21/06 04:13 PM, EagleRock wrote: "He is..," replies SlashFirestorm, "...an Elite Guard Brigadier General."

Mucho Matrix? And I'm Smith! Cool. A bad ass mean mother... I'll be Major in under 2 weeks, get episode 2 ready ;-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 16:35:05


Nice flash, slash, nice one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 16:41:03


Cogratulations on making Brigadier General, EagleRock, Sir. I love the Matrix Trilogy and your parody of it. Pretty sure I've nailed this, tell me if anything is wrong:

Peregrinus = Tank
EagleRock (you) = Neo
SlashFirestorm = Morpheus
Major_punk = Trinity (LOL)
Nimmer = Oracle
Ghost_Phantom = Agent Smith (verified by himself)
Moderators = Sentinels
Dream_of_Duke/hot_and_charming = Civilians (seen and unseen)
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As for you Colonel Firestorm, I thought your submission/co-author was pretty funny (and of course all true), I gave it a 4.

*Salute* to you both.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 16:43:21


At 4/21/06 04:41 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Dream_of_Duke/hot_and_charming = Civilians (seen and unseen)

One of them should have been the spoon.

"There is no spoon."

"Exactly".

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 16:50:06



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 16:50:57


At 4/21/06 04:41 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Cogratulations on making Brigadier General, EagleRock, Sir. I love the Matrix Trilogy and your parody of it. Pretty sure I've nailed this, tell me if anything is wrong:

Peregrinus = Tank
EagleRock (you) = Neo
SlashFirestorm = Morpheus
Major_punk = Trinity (LOL)
Nimmer = Oracle
Ghost_Phantom = Agent Smith (verified by himself)
Moderators = Sentinels
Dream_of_Duke/hot_and_charming = Civilians (seen and unseen)
______
As for you Colonel Firestorm, I thought your submission/co-author was pretty funny (and of course all true), I gave it a 4.

*Salute* to you both.

What about me. :( I feel left out...

okay anyways a late congratulations to phantom for making brigadier general and slash for making colonel. (And anyone I forgot congratulations and keep it up.) Also, concerning slashes flash, I voted 5 lol. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 16:52:46


oops, how could could I forget eagle? Congrats on making brigadier man. I hope you make EGSC.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 16:57:16


At 4/21/06 04:41 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Cogratulations on making Brigadier General, EagleRock, Sir. I love the Matrix Trilogy and your parody of it. Pretty sure I've nailed this, tell me if anything is wrong:

Haha...thanks! I'll go through your list and explain:

Peregrinus = Tank
EagleRock (you) = Neo
SlashFirestorm = Morpheus

All correct.

Major_punk = Trinity (LOL)

Sort of. He was in the places where Trinity was, but I removed all that "I love you" bullshit. Also, I split up some of his lines so that the smarmy part wasn't all him.

Nimmer = Oracle
Ghost_Phantom = Agent Smith (verified by himself)
Moderators = Sentinels

Yes.

Dream_of_Duke/hot_and_charming = Civilians (seen and unseen)

Partially true. They are both civilians, but one is seen, and one is nonexistant. Hence why I had to turn on the phone when I stole it.

*Salute* to you both.

*salutes*

At 4/21/06 04:43 PM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote:
At 4/21/06 04:41 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Dream_of_Duke/hot_and_charming = Civilians (seen and unseen)
One of them should have been the spoon.

"There is no spoon."

"Exactly".

Haha...I thougth the phone gag was enough, even though it was subtle. I didn't really want to rub it in. I just want him to tell the truth and end this charade.

At 4/21/06 04:50 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: What about me. :( I feel left out...

Haha...okay, then. I'll make sure you're in the next one...in 20 days or so...

okay anyways a late congratulations to phantom for making brigadier general and slash for making colonel. (And anyone I forgot congratulations and keep it up.) Also, concerning slashes flash, I voted 5 lol. :)

Haha...the quality was poor, but the dialogue was excellent. I won't say how I voted, though. I don't like any hint of vote-biases, so I'll wait until it passes or blams before I talk about it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 17:03:51


At 4/21/06 02:49 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
I heard a rumor from a fairly reliable source that a DoD flash is being submitted tomorrow at 4 PM NG time. I wonder if that's true...

I just saw it and a large part of me wants it to pass. I could barely understand the voices but what I did hear was just hilarious. ^_^

At 4/21/06 04:13 PM, EagleRock wrote:
"He is..," replies SlashFirestorm, "...an Elite Guard Brigadier General."

Dude... theres tears in my eyes...

That was a great fucking parody, wow.

At 4/21/06 04:41 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote:
Major_punk = Trinity (LOL)

Heh, yeah ok.

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Slash will be passing me tonight in blam/protects.

Took long enough. ^_~

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I'll also be updating the Top 100 Protectors tonight, late update though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 17:14:27


At 4/21/06 04:41 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Major_punk = Trinity (LOL)
Heh, yeah ok.

Forgive me Colonel. I hope you didn't take that the wrong way. I wasn't laughing at YOU personally, just the role Brigadier General EagleRock cast you in. I know that scene only involved the 3 of them, and he rewrote the part to fit you (as he said, removing all the mooshy crap).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 17:20:40


If my flash passes, I will be overjoyed.
If it doesn't, I'll stick it on putfile so you all can watch it anytime you want. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 17:22:36


Whoa...what the FUCK? It's flagged?! How the HELL is it flagged? It didn't break any fucking rules! Goddamn it!!! I am e-mailing Wade about this. Maybe it's blam material, but fuck, it's not flag material.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 17:24:42


At 4/21/06 05:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Whoa...what the FUCK? It's flagged?! How the HELL is it flagged? It didn't break any fucking rules! Goddamn it!!! I am e-mailing Wade about this. Maybe it's blam material, but fuck, it's not flag material.

>:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 17:26:41


Seriously, it wasn't stolen. It wasn't malicious. It wasn't unsuitable, either...properly rated and everything. I hope the retards who whistled it get their fucking whistles broken.
I'm pissed...I'm going outside.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 17:28:44


At 4/21/06 05:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Seriously, it wasn't stolen. It wasn't malicious. It wasn't unsuitable, either...properly rated and everything. I hope the retards who whistled it get their fucking whistles broken.
I'm pissed...I'm going outside.

Duke may have whistled it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 17:40:41


At 4/21/06 05:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Seriously, it wasn't stolen. It wasn't malicious. It wasn't unsuitable, either...properly rated and everything. I hope the retards who whistled it get their fucking whistles broken.
I'm pissed...I'm going outside.

Try to resubmit it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 17:53:32


At 4/21/06 05:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If my flash passes, I will be overjoyed.
If it doesn't, I'll stick it on putfile so you all can watch it anytime you want. :-P

First of all, let me make it clear that I was NOT involved ion the action of whistling your flash. Unfortunately, enough people found it offensive and decided to whistle. Nevertheless, good luck with Wade if you do not want to get your hard earned stats deleted. :P I watched the moive, it was funny in a wild way, the graphics were bad though, so I 2ed it. I also saw the thread about the "secret" in the general forums yesterday. Big lol at thread poster who wasted so much time did the research. Since you guys found out already, I will admit that account is my alt----for fun and joking purposes only since life without school (at night) is usually boring. It is funny though----it only took me 30 seconds to find the picture although I did not know what she was. However, people had to dig it deep to the earth to find out the truth. I was expecting them to be more doomed, but keeping the secret for 5+ months is still good, I am satisfied already. However, because my alt has got lots of posts, exp and b/p points, I will probably continue using it until it gets 2000 posts, 2000 exp and 2000 exp points at the same time, with a different name, bbs and profile pictures though. :P Slash, it is also funny that you made the flash. I mean, I will give you credits for being a top b/per. But like you said yourself, you would not socialize too much because of your b/ points. That means the chance for you to get a gf is lower than those pimps. Next time, before you make a flash making fun at someone, look at yourself in the mirror first, we are on the same boat. It was a nice try though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:01:52


At 4/21/06 05:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Whoa...what the FUCK? It's flagged?! How the HELL is it flagged? It didn't break any fucking rules! Goddamn it!!! I am e-mailing Wade about this. Maybe it's blam material, but fuck, it's not flag material.

=(

I fifened it, but I didnt watch all of it, but still dont see any reason for it to be flagged.

That flash completes me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:02:27


At 4/21/06 02:31 PM, -Gooch- wrote: That, and I don't like the whole *Salutes* stuff going on, too. That just seems to bring it a little too over the edge, and creeps me out a bit.

*SALUTES*

At 4/21/06 03:14 PM, -Gooch- wrote: So yeah, sorry. I'm still a little creeped out about the *Salutes* thing, though.

SALUTES

Tomfoolerys special and rare report.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:10:49


At 4/21/06 05:40 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 4/21/06 05:26 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Seriously, it wasn't stolen. It wasn't malicious. It wasn't unsuitable, either...properly rated and everything. I hope the retards who whistled it get their fucking whistles broken.
I'm pissed...I'm going outside.
Try to resubmit it.

Meh...I don't encourage slash doing that. There will be plenty of idiots on the portal who will whistle for resubmission if they see the same thing. Just email Wade and tell him that your flash did not break any rule. He will understand and put your flash back.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:25:10


I'm back...I burnt all my anger out by cutting/processing an entire 40 foot tree for my outdoors project...I'm not even going to bother to e-mail Wade. Too much time and, as most of you know, I'm not a patient person. Although I still think it's utter bullshit that it got whistled. It was one of the funniest flashes I ever made...pffft. And yeah, DoD, I don't hate ya, but come on...the opportunity was there, and destiny declared to me, "THIS DESERVES A FLASH". And thus I made one...lol. Although seriously, some people want to hear explanations...

I ain't resubmitting it, either, because I'm lazy as fuck and don't feel like going back to the .fla and adding a whole bunch of stuff when the flagged version was barely going to pass anyway.

Ugh. I seriously hope the whistlers get shot, though. Fuckin' bullshit...I'm gonna un-co-author myself from it (since I submitted it on an alt, anyway) so I won't have a flagged submission on my record.

May as well just start, finally, on "Slash's Hentai Intervention". I may make a few little flashes while I work on it, as well. I have an idea for a series...but I ain't telling anyone about it yet...it'll be a surprise.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:29:56


Oh, I see you already posted admitting it.

Good for you...although lol...may have gotten a little too involved in it...

Back to the portal...good hunting, everyone. :salute:

my back hurts from lugging that damn tree around...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:32:21


Slash, the thing is that if you do not email Wade, the can end up with giving the people who whistled your flash positive whistle points, that means that yur account could be deleted. So if I were you, I would email him for the sake of the hard-earn b/p rank.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:52:42


I highly doubt one's first flagged entry gets your account deleted. So I'll just let it be...no need to bug Wade with it. To me, it's just one protect point I didn't get.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:52:53


At 4/21/06 05:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Whoa...what the FUCK? It's flagged?! How the HELL is it flagged? It didn't break any fucking rules! Goddamn it!!! I am e-mailing Wade about this. Maybe it's blam material, but fuck, it's not flag material.

I flagged it slash I looked at it and decided I wanted to lose my gold whistle so I flagged
it

No I am lying I would never to that