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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:58:22


Ah, well, if anyone missed it and is curious, I stuck it on putfile here. But now that he admits it, it loses some of the funny value, lol.

Anyone wanna volunteer for being the guinea pig for my the pilot of my next flash series? It's not super bad...not a secret episode, anyway. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 18:59:44


Even if he doesn't e-mail Wade, he'll look at it anyway and see if it deserved to be flagged or not. If he sees it didn't break any rules, he will resubmit it to the portal again.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 20:30:04


At 4/21/06 08:11 PM, FlashSpark wrote: And on the matter for Slash's flash, it must be a sign, you are just not cut out to be an animator.

Couldn't tell if you were joking or not, but if not, what the hell do you know? Slash may not be great yet, but he's trying at least. Flash isn't exactly the easiest medium for an artist to work with, it takes time to bring the application skills up to the same level as the artistic.

And if you WERE joking...make better jokes so I don't have to tell if you're kidding or not.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 20:43:47


S'okay, no harm, no foul. I just get protective when it appears that someone is trying to shit on another person's dreams.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 20:46:59


XD

Making super good flash isn't a dream of mine...I just like screwing around with it. I don't really mind if my stuff gets blammed (although it does irk me when my stuff is unfairly flagged).

You'll all see my flash "greatness" with Slash's Hentai Intervention, I promise. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 20:59:07


At 4/21/06 05:53 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Since you guys found out already, I will admit that account is my alt----for fun and joking purposes only since life without school (at night) is usually boring.

AHA! Caught you!

I'm glad that escapade is finally over...I'll let it slide, though, as I only wanted to get the truth out. Good show, though...took long enough for someone to find the picture...lol.

In my defense, though, finding out all that information about that girl only took me about 5 minutes of Googling. The only thing I missed was IMDB, which was caught up by TheNewAgeOutlaw.

Anyway, I will unfortunately be busy tonight, so good B/Ping to everyone!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 21:31:22


At 4/21/06 01:13 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Points that conclude everything

Yeah, everyone knew that she was a fake, yet it is sad that it took a year or two to actually have
byable proof that hot_and_charming is a fake.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 22:57:19


I just got home a couple hours ago. DIdn't even realize it was revivial day.
Well, my B/P points will rise up a little bit today then.
And I've pretty much given up on fixing my whistle. I've marked abusive reviews in the abusive topic for months, and there's no change.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 23:18:49


At 4/21/06 06:58 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ah, well, if anyone missed it and is curious, I stuck it on putfile here. But now that he admits it, it loses some of the funny value, lol.

Anyone wanna volunteer for being the guinea pig for my the pilot of my next flash series? It's not super bad...not a secret episode, anyway. :-P

I was planning to hide it as long as possible. But there was a nerd at the general forums posted a link (he must have dug that for months already.) related to the same person I faked with. Most people here already saw the link and started to run their mouths, so I dediced to reveal the truth since it was not fun anymore. I was expecting to keep this as the top NG secret...meh! But not be surprised if I come up with something more tricky in the future. >:)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 23:29:09


At 4/21/06 08:46 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: XD

Making super good flash isn't a dream of mine...I just like screwing around with it. I don't really mind if my stuff gets blammed (although it does irk me when my stuff is unfairly flagged).

You'll all see my flash "greatness" with Slash's Hentai Intervention, I promise. :-P

Slash, your DoD was good for 90%. But what the fuck? You accused me for jerking off in front a picture? Hell no! I am not as pathetic as someone who is addictive to hentai if you know whom I am talking about. Too bad I suck at making flashes, otherwise I will make a flash called "Slash's social life". Anyone wants to help me making one?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 23:29:26


At 4/21/06 11:18 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: But not be surprised if I come up with something more tricky in the future. >:)

Like faking that you go to Duke?

Shit, nevermind...you've already done that one.

Sorry.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 23:31:39


At 4/21/06 11:29 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Slash, your DoD was good for 90%. But what the fuck? You accused me for jerking off in front a picture? Hell no! I am not as pathetic as someone who is addictive to hentai if you know whom I am talking about. Too bad I suck at making flashes, otherwise I will make a flash called "Slash's social life". Anyone wants to help me making one?

lol, already been done. You must have missed The Slash Secret Episode from yesterday. XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 23:36:27


At 4/21/06 11:29 PM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote:
At 4/21/06 11:18 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: But not be surprised if I come up with something more tricky in the future. >:)
Like faking that you go to Duke?

Shit, nevermind...you've already done that one.

Sorry.

Nah, there are three things that I will never fake: school, my main account's age/gender, and my NG achievement. Only time will tell what I am planning now. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 23:38:28


At 4/21/06 11:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lol, already been done. You must have missed The Slash Secret Episode from yesterday. XD

WTF? It was just your BBS sign. I could do much better with someone else together, wait and see. >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 23:48:26


At 4/21/06 11:38 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
At 4/21/06 11:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lol, already been done. You must have missed The Slash Secret Episode from yesterday. XD
WTF? It was just your BBS sign. I could do much better with someone else together, wait and see. >:(

If you can't hear it, or see the intricate sex scene with me and Drew Pickles, something is wrong...lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 00:04:35


No offense, Dream of Duke, but remember when you said you had a perfect 4.0 GPA, I think you messed up. Didn't you really mean you had a 0.4 GPA, I can understand if you had some typoes.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 00:18:07


Day's end report:

126 points. Eh, not bad.
This week, in terms of total points, ain't been supremely good for me...I mean, I hit over 100 every a day, but...I can do much better, lol. Luckily, I have no plans next week except for one hangout/hopefully date, lol (depends on how suave I can be), so I will try to go back to 100%...four hours of sleep a day for as long as I can maintain...getting 140+, easily...it's been a while since I've been free enough to do it.

Back to the active portal...good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 00:21:33


Daily Report For 4/21/06

Start: 7,541 Blams/3,783 Saves
End: 7,620 Blams/3,822 Saves
Total: 79 Blams/39 Saves (118 Total)

Next Rank: 1,058 Until Captain

Congratulations To:
Bahamut- for passing 20,000 Blams
EagleRock for making Brigadier General, the home-stretch to the final goal (1 of 5)
iscrulz for passing 10,000 Saves

Good Hunting, Everyone

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 00:38:14


At 4/21/06 11:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
lol, already been done. You must have missed The Slash Secret Episode from yesterday. XD

thats some classic stuff right there. lol


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 00:39:47


Daily Report:

110 Points. Not too bad...I was out a lot. I'm at least catching up and getting back on schedule...only 40 points behind schedule!

At 4/22/06 12:38 AM, ElectricMoose wrote:
At 4/21/06 11:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
lol, already been done. You must have missed The Slash Secret Episode from yesterday. XD
thats some classic stuff right there. lol

It was never aired on Newgrounds, because it was way too funny.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 00:53:39


At 4/21/06 11:48 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/21/06 11:38 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
At 4/21/06 11:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lol, already been done. You must have missed The Slash Secret Episode from yesterday. XD
WTF? It was just your BBS sign. I could do much better with someone else together, wait and see. >:(
If you can't hear it, or see the intricate sex scene with me and Drew Pickles, something is wrong...lol.

Yes, I heard that...but having gay sex with Drew Pickles is SICK instead of funny. No wonder why it was blammed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 01:02:44


At 4/22/06 12:04 AM, Socially-Failed wrote: No offense, Dream of Duke, but remember when you said you had a perfect 4.0 GPA, I think you messed up. Didn't you really mean you had a 0.4 GPA, I can understand if you had some typoes.

I had many NGPD people that you were a pathetic faggot just like Mutant. Oh yea, and they almost kicked you out together with him too. It is sad that they did not do so since a dumbass like you who thought that you knew every truth even did not deserve to be here. To think that I had a 0.4 GPA can only prove that you are an idiot. It is funny though...before I revealed the truth today, you probably never thought that she was fake. Now when everyone else is over it, you pretended knowing everything and claimed that you knew it long time ago. In simple words: you are a pathetic idiot. No wonder the NGPD people almost kicked you out.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 01:09:29


At 4/22/06 12:21 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: EagleRock for making Brigadier General, the home-stretch to the final goal (1 of 5)

What?!

I never realized he was that close, I thought Major_punk was still ahead of him.

ANyway major congrats EagleRock! I cant wait until I get there one day, I know it isnt too soon but someday haha.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 01:43:36


At 4/22/06 01:02 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
At 4/22/06 12:04 AM, Socially-Failed wrote: No offense, Dream of Duke, but remember when you said you had a perfect 4.0 GPA, I think you messed up. Didn't you really mean you had a 0.4 GPA, I can understand if you had some typoes.

First off, to Socially-Failed, is it really a smart idea to insult fellow Barracks members outright like this? After he admitted the whole hot_and_charming thing, did I chastize him about it, or was I just glad to get out the truth? Surely you can doubt whether he goes to Duke or not (or whether he has a 4.0 GPA), but that doesn't mean you have to insult him about it. You can believe that I'm not engaged and that I'm not in grad school, but that doesn't make it right to insult me about it. Why is DoD's situation any different?

I had many NGPD people that you were a pathetic faggot just like Mutant. Oh yea, and they almost kicked you out together with him too. It is sad that they did not do so since a dumbass like you who thought that you knew every truth even did not deserve to be here.

Actually, I was one of the people that was instrumental in keeping Socially-Failed in the NGPD. The reason was because Mutant was giving him false information, and, after a talk with him, I felt confident that he was not like Mutant in his thinking and that he could move on from that gracefully. Therefore, I recommended to TailsPrower and the rest of the NGPD HQ to keep him part of the NGPD. Since then, naturally, he hasn't done anything remotely similar to what happened with Mutant.

To think that I had a 0.4 GPA can only prove that you are an idiot. It is funny though...before I revealed the truth today, you probably never thought that she was fake.

Actually, I really hate to break it to you...noone believed you from the start. Noone had any proof, though. It was just a matter of having someone come across that picture. With all of the porn sites out there it would take a long time, and surely it did. But I can assure you that most people were not fooled by it.

Now when everyone else is over it, you pretended knowing everything and claimed that you knew it long time ago. In simple words: you are a pathetic idiot. No wonder the NGPD people almost kicked you out.

Here's a question...does insulting someone back resolve the issue? I think not. Rather than stooping down to his level, why bother insulting him back with the same inane type of comment? I don't like fighting in here, as it gives us a bad image. If you two really want to fight, do it in the Barracks Court-Martial.

And here's some other bits of advice. People naturally are going to insult you because you brag about going to Duke and brag about your 4.0 GPA. Even if you curb these statments, expect people to still chastize you about it. Having pride and boasting on the Internet is basically the same as dangling a juicy steak in front of a rabid pitbull. Expect people to bite and bite often. Also, they won't stop anytime soon.

Also, here's one more comment. While you claim the hot_and_charming thing was a funny thing to do over the last few months, you did fight tooth-and-nail against those that didn't believe you. If you are so willing to fight for something that wasn't true, how can we be so sure that have a 4.0 GPA and go to Duke? Yes, it might have been a fun joke in the end, but your credibility on Newgrounds has basically been totally shot. That being said, it's probably a good idea not to fight with people, as this will come back to haunt you in the future.

I don't want to see any more insulting of Barracks members here, and please keep your arguments off of this thread and in the Barracks Forums. Thank you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 01:55:59


At 4/21/06 06:02 PM, iscrulz wrote:
Tomfoolerys special and rare report.

Assisted in the protection of 10,000 submissions

Rare report indeed, anyway nice of you to stop by.

At 4/21/06 05:14 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote:
Forgive me Colonel. I hope you didn't take that the wrong way.

No, not at all, I was being a bit sarcastic kinda "yeah my luck, I'm Trinity oh HAHA real funny you guys =P" kinda thing, yanno.

At 4/22/06 01:09 AM, regexp wrote:
I never realized he was that close, I thought Major_punk was still ahead of him.

Man hes been ahead of me for months...

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Oh and congrats to Slash for passing me in b/p, I'll get it back though since I made a $50 bet with my older brother that I would be able to stay awake longer then him, so yeah I should be able to get alot of things done for the time being.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 02:00:30


At 4/22/06 01:55 AM, Major_punk wrote: Oh and congrats to Slash for passing me in b/p, I'll get it back though since I made a $50 bet with my older brother that I would be able to stay awake longer then him, so yeah I should be able to get alot of things done for the time being.

lol, thanks. I wonder who will be ahead in Denvish's update...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 02:36:59


At 4/22/06 01:55 AM, Major_punk wrote: Man hes been ahead of me for months...

To tell you the truth I havent been even keeping up with my B/P pace, I mean I usually don that much but I rarely even look at mine anymore and if I do I dont total it haha.

And then doing it for other people is another story >_<.

I hate to sound lazy though haha, but I have been kind of busy, it feels like I havent had any time I havent had something to do for awhile.

I remember a time I was ahead of EagleRock haha, it is hard to imagine that, that was actually true at one time >_<.

Hopefully summer will bring change, I think I got a lot today ^_^.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 03:05:42


At 4/22/06 02:47 AM, FlashSpark wrote:
At 4/21/06 11:31 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lol, already been done. You must have missed The Slash Secret Episode from yesterday. XD
Oh so that's the one I missed. Man you really like to rip yourself out don't you?
Still was pretty funny in a, um.....odd way.

lol, I don't decide what to make...destiny whispers to me, and tells me what to make...and that time, it told me to make one about myself! :-D
Everyone will get a secret episode, sooner or later, probably. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 03:12:33


At 4/22/06 02:36 AM, regexp wrote:
At 4/22/06 01:55 AM, Major_punk wrote: Man hes been ahead of me for months...
To tell you the truth I havent been even keeping up with my B/P pace, I mean I usually don that much but I rarely even look at mine anymore and if I do I dont total it haha.

Oh heh, that's like the complete opposite of what I do. It feels like I'm checking my profile every 5 minutes just to take a quick look at my stats or whatever, even though they've barely changed if even. =|

And then doing it for other people is another story >_<.

What a nice guy you are. =)

I hate to sound lazy though haha, but I have been kind of busy, it feels like I havent had any time I havent had something to do for awhile.

I've been more busy then usual too lately, mostly because of the better weather. I guess I can assume part of you being busy was working on your site right? Well this is unrelated but I can't login anymore since the changes have been made. Is there a way to get back in without having to make a brand new account? It says I'm inactive...


I remember a time I was ahead of EagleRock haha, it is hard to imagine that, that was actually true at one time >_<.

Yeah and I remember a time when you where ahead of me too. XD

Hopefully summer will bring change, I think I got a lot today ^_^.

Good change or bad change?

This summer is totally up in the air for me, on one hand theres no way I want to stay inside during the summer but then again I'm going to have so much more free time I won't know what to do with it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-22 04:23:27


Daily report:
Blams: 28
Saves: 19
Total B/P: 47. Well, quite good if I was out of the house for most of the time yesterday.
Posts: 14

At 4/21/06 05:03 PM, Major_punk wrote: I'll also be updating the Top 100 Protectors tonight, late update though.

Excellent!

At 4/22/06 12:39 AM, EagleRock wrote: Daily Report:

Congrats on getting to Brigadier General. So now that's 100 users with at least a General rank.