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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 00:22:32


Day's end report:

106 points. Not bad, not super good. Enough for me to reach Colonel, yay! Hehe.
Back to the portal, and my next flash. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 00:27:07


At 4/21/06 12:03 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Well...Eagle, you really should not fully trust what the internet said, especially since the website was 4 years' old already. I used to consider USC as an option, but hey, I know where I am. Actually, I am quite irrated for that webiste to provide invalid information. I guess that we have had enough about this topic. Please let get over with the issue, thanks.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 00:39:04


At 4/21/06 12:27 AM, hot_and_charming wrote:
At 4/21/06 12:03 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Well...Eagle, you really should not fully trust what the internet said, especially since the website was 4 years' old already.

By your logic, I should trust you, since your words are coming through on the Internet. However, www.dianakauffman.com is not 4 years old. In the portfolio, the top right picture shows a magazine article which talks about Diana Kauffman being the "Coors Queen of Halloween" in 2004. Disputing that picture is not easy to do, as it is right there, clear as day.

I used to consider USC as an option, but hey, I know where I am.

Again, this information does not sit well, considering the website clearly states that Diana Kauffman did in fact not only go to the University of California but did receive her Baccaulaureate of Science Degree there. For this to be true, you could not have possibly been in high school in 2004.

Actually, I am quite irrated for that webiste to provide invalid information.

I find it hard for that information to be invalid. Even if the information is falsified, the website clearly has photographs of the same girl in your profile from year 2004. That would mean you have to deny that the girl in those pictures and in your profile is not you. Is that what you are saying?

I guess that we have had enough about this topic. Please let get over with the issue, thanks.

I don't think it's that easy at that point. Frankly, I am interested in the truth, and I'm sure the rest of the Barracks members will agree that the truth should come out. If you are not that girl, I would like to know. On the other hand, if you are, I would like an explanation to the equivocalities in your statements.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 00:48:29


She's also 30 years old

Sorry to intrude, but this topic has had me riveted.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 01:13:03


At 4/21/06 12:48 AM, TheNewAgeOutlaw wrote: She's also 30 years old

Sorry to intrude, but this topic has had me riveted.

Intruding? Not at all. You just provided me with the one thing I didn't have...Diana Kauffman's age. That seals this and proves that hot_and_charming is not the one in that picture. Also, if you go to the following website:

http://www.oit.duke.edu/phonebook/

This is Duke University's official online phonebook. The first link, Search by Name, searches for the names of students, faculty, and affiliates of the university. The name "Diana Kauffman" does not come up anywhere on the site. In fact, if you go right to www.duke.edu and search for Diana Kauffman in the front page search, no links come up.

You can take it further and Google "Diana Kauffman Duke" and get no viable links. However, just searching "Diana Kauffman" on Google opens up a huge history of pornographic photos of the woman, which shows that she hasn't stopped doing this in 2004, and it wasn't for a "brief stint" in high school.

I find it insulting that hot_and_charming can state that she is still Diana Kauffman at this point.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 02:49:59


I heard a rumor from a fairly reliable source that a DoD flash is being submitted tomorrow at 4 PM NG time. I wonder if that's true...

Anyhow, I need to work on my own flash...good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 04:14:54


At 4/21/06 02:49 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I heard a rumor from a fairly reliable source that a DoD flash is being submitted tomorrow at 4 PM NG time. I wonder if that's true...

Lets just hope it's not Red Sox propaganda :P

I can't wait to see it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 04:18:32


Daily report:
Blams: 28
Saves: 20
Total B/P: 48. Well, I did go out yesterday and I will be going out today.
Posts: 14
Reviews: 1

Also, I got myself 20000 blams, which I am very happy with. I wonder when will I get to 30000 blams. :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 04:22:39


Man.
If there ever was a gelatinous rhinocerous camped outside my apartment cheese.
Oh, this would be it!

Teatime, chaps?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 04:37:25


At 4/21/06 04:18 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Also, I got myself 20000 blams, which I am very happy with. I wonder when will I get to 30000 blams. :D

Prioritise, surely sir?

Shouldn't EGSC come first?

Congratulations of 20k Blams *salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 04:43:53


At 4/21/06 04:14 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 4/21/06 02:49 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I heard a rumor from a fairly reliable source that a DoD flash is being submitted tomorrow at 4 PM NG time. I wonder if that's true...
Lets just hope it's not Red Sox propaganda :P

Oh, I can pretty much ASSURE you it's not propaganda. ;-)
Kekeke...

Time for me to hit the bunks. Tomorrow will hopefully be full of yummy points. Got a long way to go to reach Brigadier General...good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 04:46:18


At 4/21/06 04:43 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh, I can pretty much ASSURE you it's not propaganda. ;-)
Kekeke...

It sounds like a free protection point, it's just a case of which number I vote for 2, 3, 4 or 5.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:04:07


Lol look at this Gooch hates us.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:05:40


At 4/21/06 05:04 AM, WastedWizard wrote: Lol look at this Gooch hates us.

Well, he's entitled to his own opinion.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:12:32


At 4/21/06 04:37 AM, Coop83 wrote: Congratulations of 20k Blams *salutes*

Thanks, and no, 20k blams before EGSC. After EGSC, 10k saves so there's still something to aim for after getting EGSC.

At 4/21/06 05:04 AM, WastedWizard wrote: Lol look at this Gooch hates us.

I already knew Gooch hated this thread from a Retrogade thread he made.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:32:19


At 4/21/06 05:12 AM, Bahamut- wrote: I already knew Gooch hated this thread from a Retrogade thread he made.

<Rage> Why that son of a bitch, stupid little worthless cunt, what the fuck does he know about clubs, the only thing he knows is how to act like there is a ten foot pole up his ass. That fucking moron wouldn't know a good club if one came up and beat him with a shovel for 8 straight hours, in fact that was his mother's work, explaining why he such an asshole today. Not only do they insult the barracks ( those cock suckers ) but they also mention the mafia. Which I may remind you a club Carmilla was in, that little shit should get the daylights beaten out of him. why if I had 5 minutes to actually meet them I'd grab a blunt tool and beat them till blood came out of their asses. Just let me have a thread between me and that shit Gooch and we can intelligently flame is to why he is an asshole who knows nothing about clubs.</Rage>

I'm sorry if this post offended any one but Gooch the ass.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:34:52


At 4/20/06 05:35 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/20/06 Report - As of 0515 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #500 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3496 +1 from yesterday
Saves: 2014 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 490 points until Master Sergeant

4/21/06 Report - As of 0515 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #499 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3501 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2016 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 483 points until Master Sergeant


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& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:34:55


At 4/21/06 05:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: <Rage>

*Coop pokes his head up from behind a hastily thrown together bunker made from tables, chairs and an unsuspecting cadet*

Feeling better now sir? *Coop ducks again*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:35:00


At 4/21/06 05:05 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 4/21/06 05:04 AM, WastedWizard wrote: Lol look at this Gooch hates us.
Well, he's entitled to his own opinion.

I never said that I hated him or anything just found it funny and thought people might want to know.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:38:05


At 4/21/06 05:35 AM, WastedWizard wrote: I never said that I hated him or anything just found it funny and thought people might want to know.

*Coop turns to WastedWizard, who is now safely ensconsed within the bunker*

I'm glad you brought it to our attention. We need to know about stuff like this.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:43:04


At 4/21/06 05:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: *Coop pokes his head up from behind a hastily thrown together bunker made from tables, chairs and an unsuspecting cadet*

*Breaks free, kicks Coop in nuts launching them to his skull, left hook to face and a hard rock punch with my right*

Feeling better now?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:47:13


At 4/21/06 05:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: <Rage>

You know, I don't care if Gooch hates this thread or even calls it pointless. That's just his opinion. He doesn't like a sort of thread like this and that's fine with me. I find him a very good mod on the NG BBS.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 05:49:25


At 4/21/06 05:47 AM, Bahamut- wrote: You know, I don't care if Gooch hates this thread or even calls it pointless. That's just his opinion. He doesn't like a sort of thread like this and that's fine with me. I find him a very good mod on the NG BBS.

Maybe so but his reasons to it are of the dumbest I've ever heard, my 6 year old cousin phrases why she doesn’t like some thing better than him. And right now based on that logic I’m entitled to stating my personal opinion of him as a person.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 07:44:18


At 4/21/06 05:47 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
At 4/21/06 05:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: <Rage>
You know, I don't care if Gooch hates this thread or even calls it pointless. That's just his opinion. He doesn't like a sort of thread like this and that's fine with me. I find him a very good mod on the NG BBS.

Gooch is actually has a very nice personality when it comes to chats. Not too long ago I happened to run into the chatboards with him, asked him what he was doing here said he could use a little break from the BBS boards with alll the daily dipshits we get. Asked him how life's been. Responds its slow but moving none the less. Asked among some other things trying not to sound anxious afterall I had never conversed with a mod before. How did he feel about mod status is it really all the hype and he wittly responds its like having twins except ones a boy and the others a girl yet they have the same package. I laughed, wished him the best, gave me his regards and parted. Nice guy but whatever reason he has against this thread must be just, I have heard of mods ( although rarely) abusing their status to settle an "old score" but I don't thing gooch is that kind of person. Anyways I'm in the 300's however I'm in #394 and I don't know if Denvish will add me to the list. If he doesn't no big deal. Happy hunting everyone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 08:23:40


At 4/21/06 05:43 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: *Breaks free, kicks Coop in nuts launching them to his skull, left hook to face and a hard rock punch with my right*

Feeling better now?

Much better thank you sir.

Who's the MO today?
At 4/21/06 07:44 AM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Anyways I'm in the 300's however I'm in #394 and I don't know if Denvish will add me to the list. If he doesn't no big deal. Happy hunting everyone.

Bad luck, you need to be inside the top 300. Denvish has a stat pull done by Liljim, I think, so you'll be put on the list, the update after you hit #300 or better.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 11:24:03


At 4/21/06 08:23 AM, Coop83 wrote: Much better thank you sir.

Good, call me if you ever need it done again.

Who's the MO today?

I'm sure you know I could take that in a number of ways ( MO stands for several things ), please rephrase or explain current definition to avoid conflict.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 12:34:32


At 4/21/06 08:23 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Bad luck, you need to be inside the top 300. Denvish has a stat pull done by Liljim, I think, so you'll be put on the list, the update after you hit #300 or better.

I see, well thank you. Damn....means I'll probably have to get to porperszhick ( oh thats spelled so wrong) but hey I got time. I'm in no rush while some people would kill to jump just one spot. Oh well.....thats part of my life, half is wasted, a quarter of it is question and the other quarter is actually doing something. Wonder what Denvish is doing right now......I bet he's going to a movie.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 12:38:25


At 4/21/06 12:34 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:

dude warhammer our profiles are like super similiar


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 14:55:11


I'd like to make a quick comment to you, -Gooch-, as I appreciate you coming here to tell us your likes and dislikes about the club and wish to respond to what you said.

At 4/21/06 02:31 PM, -Gooch- wrote: Basically, I view it as another blam/protect club. However, i do understand it's not entirely that sort of thing. You guys do keep track of your progress through what you've done through the day, and I have no problem with that.

The club is based on the B/P ranking system, which necessitates B/Ping to be a member, but yes, we are not focused on it. We chat about our progress, but we don't gang up on flash or anything like past B/P clubs. Besides, I never would have created it if I didn't think it was unique.

My problem is that there's some cases where you guys do end up pointing out a flash that's going to be an obvious blam. Even if it's too obvious, don't post about it telling everybody to vote an automatic zero on it. I still considering that a form of mass voting, and we all know that it's frowned upon around here.

I do not condone that at all and never intended that to be part of the club when I created it. I have told people time after time to not do so throughout this thread. This isn't, wasn't, and never will be a club that condones mass-voting. The only type of voting I condone is to watch the entire flash and vote FAIRLY, regardless of who made the flash. This includes groups like the Barney Bunch, etc. We are a club against mass-voting, and we fight it by giving the flash proper votes, as that takes away the skewed votes that mass-voters make.

As far as posting malicious flash, I am against that, too. It even says so in our FAQ (#8). The only thing I want people to submit here is stolen flash, as that is not always obvious. People provide proof by posting the original and the stolen flash, which allows us to have grounds to whistle it. So yes, It is stupid for people to post about malicious flash, which is why I'm against it.

Hopefully you understand my position here, as I am on the same page with you. I do chastise anyone that posts "OMG BLAM THIS" here, so understand that I am trying to enforce anti-mass-voting as much as I can.

That, and I don't like the whole *Salutes* stuff going on, too. That just seems to bring it a little too over the edge, and creeps me out a bit.

Haha...we dumbed it down since we started...It's more a sign of respect of those that have taken the time to B/P and get the ranks they have more than anything. Insane, yes. Harmful, no.

So yeah, that's my opinion of it all. Hate me, love me, like me if you will. I stick by my opinions.

I'm glad you came to voice your opinions, and thank you for doing so. Hopefully you understand what we stand for a little more as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 15:06:25


At 4/21/06 02:31 PM, -Gooch- wrote: Okay, I guess now that I read through these responses in light of people knowing that I hate this club, here's my explanation behind it.

And I will reply as best I can to prove my point in the case.

Basically, I view it as another blam/protect club. However, i do understand it's not entirely that sort of thing. You guys do keep track of your progress through what you've done through the day, and I have no problem with that.

So far so good

My problem is that there's some cases where you guys do end up pointing out a flash that's going to be an obvious blam. Even if it's too obvious, don't post about it telling everybody to vote an automatic zero on it. I still considering that a form of mass voting, and we all know that it's frowned upon around here.

Now see, that's exactly what we hate when people do. When ever any one even hinted us of voting a movie in a certain way we denied and said we would only vote according to the movie's quality, we have never, not once done anything that can be considered as mass-voting, if you were too look closely in our pages you would see any one who wanted us to protect or blam a flash regardless of quality was shot down, I would bet my mother you wouldn't find a case in which we agreed to that.

That, and I don't like the whole *Salutes* stuff going on, too. That just seems to bring it a little too over the edge, and creeps me out a bit.

Some people do get carried away with it but I for hardly ever even say that. Plus it's a token of honor, honor to the hard work that person is doing to keep spam and mass-voting out of the flash portal.

So yeah, that's my opinion of it all. Hate me, love me, like me if you will. I stick by my opinions.

As long as you read my response and take is seroiusly.


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