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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:44:09


sorry i thought you were eagle rock

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:45:17


At 4/20/06 05:44 PM, stephenla60 wrote: sorry i thought you were eagle rock

sorry to have disapointed you but im just another average member


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:45:59


I have not been here for a while as I am currently at the darkest stage of the semester---the week before the Finals when every paper is due on the same day. :) But I am still happy that I have got some time to at least deposit and grab some b/p points right now. Glad tht it is Thursday already, I will probably fall apart if my professors keep on pressing me. :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:47:25


At 4/20/06 05:39 PM, stephenla60 wrote: HAHA ill show you ill show all of you muhahah (ok ill go do that now)
BTW apprently your my commander i some sortiof kings of chaos thing :S

You can talk about whatever business you may have about kings of chaos in the chats there so as a reminder please keep any none related barracks material either regarding kings of chaos or otherwise on the message boards on the EG barracks forums. Thank you and have a nice day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:47:52


At 4/20/06 05:44 PM, stephenla60 wrote: sorry i thought you were eagle rock

Whats your KoC name? I'll add you to my list (I'm K-Pingu. used to be under Eagle, but i moved up in the world)


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:49:37


it stephenla60

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:53:22


At 4/20/06 05:49 PM, stephenla60 wrote: it stephenla60

mmm...nope. You aren't listed under EagleRock, and I searched that name. You dont exist in the realm of Chaos


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:58:25


At 4/20/06 05:49 PM, stephenla60 wrote: it stephenla60

Please, this rubbish conversation belongs to a private IM. As for you, safety patroller, you have your first assignment, read this


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 18:04:58


At 4/20/06 05:58 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/20/06 05:49 PM, stephenla60 wrote: it stephenla60
Please, this rubbish conversation belongs to a private IM. As for you, safety patroller, you have your first assignment, read this

Easy, man. Anyone remember what Eagle said about the policy of not replying to spammers? We all know what to do. If the spammer really wants to be banned so badly, he feels free to continue.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 18:06:16


i dont think hes a spammer


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 18:16:14


At 4/20/06 06:04 PM, hot_and_charming wrote: Easy, man. Anyone remember what Eagle said about the policy of not replying to spammers? We all know what to do. If the spammer really wants to be banned so badly, he feels free to continue.

As Irish-pimp said, he's not a spammer. However, keep down the one-liner posts, please. We don't need mods locking us up over what should be done in a chat room. Thanks.

Also, since you're here, hot_and_charming, I would ask you as the Chief Barracks Officer of the Barracks, about the following accusations:

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=471482

I'm not judging or anything, and this is intended to be an amiable question, but I would like to hear your repsonse and Dream_of_Duke's response.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 19:00:51


Whats up with these Bernstein bears flashes?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 21:16:58


At 4/20/06 05:45 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote:
sorry to have disapointed you but im just another average member

You are not an average member, you are a Master Sergeant, higher than me obviously. I wouldn't consider you an average member, just take this a complement, not an "embarrasing" statement.

/salute.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 21:21:55


well thnx but anybody can get were i am easy


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 21:25:08


At 4/20/06 09:21 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: well thnx but anybody can get were i am easy

You need to start quoting. Your posts can be confusing sometimes.

Just a suggestion. It's up to you. It'll just help you make better posts.

no, I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just pointing it out

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 21:25:20


At 4/20/06 09:21 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: well thnx but anybody can get were i am easy

+6,000 blam/protection points for me will take months, since my average per day is about 50/60 a day, or fewer. Again, one of these days I might get there, but I'm not holding my breath just yet.

On a more irrelavavent note, did anyone read an article about the Iraq conflict costing about one trillion dollars?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 22:37:55


Lieutenant Colonel Slash Firestorm swung his blamsaber hard at EagleRock, but missed as he jumped off of the precarious platform and onto solid ground.

"It's over, Slash! I have the high ground!" EagleRock shouted.

"You underestimate my power!" Slash growled, drawing in energy for the jump.

"Don't try it!"

Slash leapt at him, blamsaber blazing, aiming for a killing blow, but felt Eagle's blade cut through him, severing his arm and legs. He hit the ground hard and slid down the slope, nearly falling into the magma river, groaning in agony.

Eagle knew he'd done what needed to be done, but pain still filled his heart. "You were the chosen one!" he shouted. "You were supposed to destroy the Barney Bunch, not join them! Bring balance to Newgrounds, not leave it in spam!" He wiped tears, sweat, and blood from his brow. "You were my brother, Slash..."

Slash pulled himself up just long enough to look Eagle in the eye. "I HATE YOU!" he screamed, and then fell back onto the hard rock, trying to keep himself from tumbling into the lava.

Unfortunatly, it was too late. The heat set Slash's body ablaze, the flame ripping Slash's crippled body apart.

Eagle couldn't stay to watch his former apprentice die in this agony, and turned away, returning to his ship.

.....a short while later...

Slash's only remaining limb, the scorched mechanical arm that replaced the arm he lost in his battle with ArthurGoatse so long ago, clawed up the slope, but he was unable to go any farther. He slumped down, sure he would die.
But fate would have it that, at that moment, Emperor Goatse arrived, and brought Slash's devastated body aboard his ship and shuttled him to a secret military hospital.

Numerous biomechanical prosthetics were attached to Slash, replacing his biological, ruined body with powerful enhancements. The process, while terribly painful, made Slash stronger in every way.

As he awoke, he asked Emperor Goatse..."where's LittleWashu? Is she safe? Is she...alright?"

Goatse hesitated, then realized what he needed to tell Slash to ensure his fall into darkness. "It seems that, in your anger, you killed her..."

"What?" Slash gasped. "I? I...couldn't have..." His dark power filled the room, shattering glass and ripping apart the machines that had rebuilt him. He tore free of his restraints and shouted a long, melodramatic "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

On that day, Lieutenant Colonel Slash Firestorm died...and was truly replaced...with Colonel Firestorm.

OH NOES!

...oh wait...yay!!!

:salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 22:57:38


At 4/20/06 10:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: wow

Damn man...way to showboat. I must say, that was rather well written, even if it was just a recap of that part of Episode 3. What a way to usher in your new rank. It gives me an idea...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 23:09:42


Eagle Rock,

I am reporting spamming at the portal as of 11:09. These "submissions" have an obvious repeat of "f*** me in the a$$" title. It's your call on the DEFCON level.

/salute.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 23:18:02


good story slash even if it was a little unoriginal. but just you guys know i wont be on this weekend because im going to wisconsin. only 200 bp points till my next badge


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 23:32:04


At 4/20/06 11:18 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: good story slash even if it was a little unoriginal. but just you guys know i wont be on this weekend because im going to wisconsin. only 200 bp points till my next badge

Enjoy your weekend in wisconsin, tell us what it was like obviously, see you soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 23:49:33


Slash, congrats. Unfortunately I have school today so I gotta hurry and I can't say much. But I'll give the old FAQ another shake.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 23:51:10


At 4/20/06 11:18 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: good story slash even if it was a little unoriginal. but just you guys know i wont be on this weekend because im going to wisconsin. only 200 bp points till my next badge

Hey I live in Wisconsin! What city are you going to?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 23:54:34


At 4/20/06 11:51 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
At 4/20/06 11:18 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: good story slash even if it was a little unoriginal. but just you guys know i wont be on this weekend because im going to wisconsin. only 200 bp points till my next badge
Hey I live in Wisconsin! What city are you going to?

the dells


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 23:58:24


At 4/20/06 06:16 PM, EagleRock wrote: Also, since you're here, hot_and_charming, I would ask you as the Chief Barracks Officer of the Barracks, about the following accusations:

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=471482
I'm not judging or anything, and this is intended to be an amiable question, but I would like to hear your repsonse and Dream_of_Duke's response.

ROFL! I did not know that those people would dig deep into history that occured almost 4 years ago. Yep, I was a model back in my freshman year at high school as an avocation since I could not find better things to do. At that time, I was thinking that I had to do it since I believed that my hotness would be wasted if I did not be a model. However, that was before I started to focus at school. At my second year at high school, my advisor told me that I had lots of talents at school, and would be on the top if I decided to try. Nevertheless, he wanted me to focus on school first. So I decided to quit as a model late in 2002. However, I still visit the website sometimes and check what's going on, but it is for fun purpose only. Well, I guess that it is fine for me to be a model almost 4 years ago. It really should not cause such a big wave. :) Hopefully, you people will have a better understanding.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 00:03:45


At 4/20/06 11:58 PM, hot_and_charming wrote: ROFL! I did not know that those people would dig deep into history that occured almost 4 years ago. Yep, I was a model back in my freshman year at high school as an avocation since I could not find better things to do. At that time, I was thinking that I had to do it since I believed that my hotness would be wasted if I did not be a model. However, that was before I started to focus at school. At my second year at high school, my advisor told me that I had lots of talents at school, and would be on the top if I decided to try. Nevertheless, he wanted me to focus on school first. So I decided to quit as a model late in 2002. However, I still visit the website sometimes and check what's going on, but it is for fun purpose only. Well, I guess that it is fine for me to be a model almost 4 years ago. It really should not cause such a big wave. :) Hopefully, you people will have a better understanding.

You do realize it'd be impossible for you to do that in high school since it's illegal for people under the age of 18 to pose naked, right?

Also, if this was in your past, explain this website:

http://www.dianakauffman.com

Also, according to this site, Diana Kauffman resides in Los Angeles, California. How would you explain that? Also, her education lists the University of Southern California, not Duke University. Would you mind explaining these disparencies?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 00:04:14


wow hot_and_charming, excuse me if this offends you but if thats really you then youre a pretty beuatiful lady


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 00:06:52


unless your not who you say you are. sorry for double posting


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 00:14:42


At 4/20/06 11:54 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote:

Hey I live in Wisconsin! What city are you going to?
the dells

hmmm the Wisconsin dells I believe it's by Madison that's an hour and a half away from me.

At 4/21/06 12:04 AM, Irish-Pimp wrote: wow hot_and_charming, excuse me if this offends you but if thats really you then youre a pretty beuatiful lady

Notice the key word IF.

At 4/21/06 12:06 AM, Irish-Pimp wrote: unless your not who you say you are. sorry for double posting

You better be sorry.

JK

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-21 00:19:01


Daily Report For 4/20/06

Start: 7,485 Blams/3,748 Saves
End: 7,541 Blams/3,783 Saves
Total: 56 Blams/35 Saves (91 Total)

Next Rank: 1,176 until Captain

Congratulations To:
SlashFirestorm for making Colonel

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*