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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 03:19:43


Daily report:
Blams: 18
Saves: 15
Total B/P: 33. Meh.
Posts: 7
Reviews: 1

Maybe today, I will get 20k blams. I'll be going shopping today, so I'll try my best to get to 20k blams today.

At 4/19/06 11:39 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/19/06 11:14 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Vote at least 6
Might not wanna phrase it like that...makes us look like mass voters who favor our own, which we don't need now...

Oh, it's just a joke! :P

At 4/19/06 03:05 PM, Littlewashu wrote: did you see this? I was laughing when I saw it in the portal

Afro_Stud said he's going to make a flash called Baha N' Andersson sometime!

At 4/19/06 03:27 PM, iscrulz wrote: I voted 5 to help it pass.

Good for you!

At 4/19/06 07:25 PM, -Rule- wrote: ...

Excellent! More fun!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 04:12:32


On the spur of the moment, I threw together an amusing little flash...it'll be submitted at 4 PM NG time, so BE THERE!
It probably won't pass, but it's the most complex flash I've made by myself yet. And it's not the Hentai Intervention flash, it's just something I wanted to do. :-P

:salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 05:17:59


What ever you may do , DO NOT finish this game . If you know what's good for you, you will not bother playing the last round. Be thankful to me for this....


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 05:35:56


At 4/19/06 05:26 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/19/06 Report - As of 0515 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #500 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3495 +13 from yesterday
Saves: 2012 +14 from yesterday
Next Rank: 493 points until Master Sergeant

4/20/06 Report - As of 0515 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #500 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3496 +1 from yesterday
Saves: 2014 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 490 points until Master Sergeant


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 07:23:11


i reached 2000 exp points last night and only 200 some bp points until my next badge


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 10:44:44


At 4/19/06 09:38 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Oops... Looks like these hours of B/P do affect your sight... oh well.. Sorry.

No need to apologise, though I'd consider going to see an optician, if your eyes really are that bad.

At 4/19/06 12:37 PM, EagleRock wrote: I noticed one of our members, Brigadier General JoKeR_ADT, has been selflessly doing the Barracks Roster for weeks on end, despite not having an officer position. I wanted some opinions from my fellow officers and Barracks members on the matter.

We should create a position for that very job then.

At 4/20/06 09:04 AM, BonusStage wrote: 2nd year anniversary on the site :D

That's creepy, being so close to the day I actually signed up (t-minus 8 days)


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 11:33:19


At 4/20/06 10:44 AM, Coop83 wrote:

\: At 4/19/06 12:37 PM, EagleRock wrote:

I noticed one of our members, Brigadier General JoKeR_ADT, has been selflessly doing the Barracks Roster for weeks on end, despite not having an officer position. I wanted some opinions from my fellow officers and Barracks members on the matter.
We should create a position for that very job then.

Actually, there is a position, the Barracks Records Officer, but it was originally taken by harryjarry. I have already appointed JoKeR_ADT the position, though, so he is properly honored for his contributions to the Barracks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 11:52:06


At 4/20/06 11:33 AM, EagleRock wrote: Actually, there is a position, the Barracks Records Officer, but it was originally taken by harryjarry. I have already appointed JoKeR_ADT the position, though, so he is properly honored for his contributions to the Barracks.

Maybe we should have several of these officers to help each other out. Statboying can be a lonely task and I should know


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 11:58:35


At 4/20/06 11:52 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 4/20/06 11:33 AM, EagleRock wrote: Actually, there is a position, the Barracks Records Officer, but it was originally taken by harryjarry. I have already appointed JoKeR_ADT the position, though, so he is properly honored for his contributions to the Barracks.
Maybe we should have several of these officers to help each other out. Statboying can be a lonely task and I should know

That's the reason I constantly change the position to whoever is currently doing the stats. I don't blame Major_punk nor harryjarry for stopping the rosters, as it is a tedious process. We do, however, have a member that is currently updating our roster week after week, so I will trust on him to do so until he wishes to resign from the task.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 12:33:50


At 4/19/06 08:38 PM, MetalDart wrote: Hey Slash. I saw Slash and Washu 2 and WOW. I mean wow. Words can not describe how many emotions I felt. As long as your happy with it, its okay with me.
wow

I broke his heart Ha I am one cold hearted diva what is next he goes running into the arms of littleryoko my sister?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 13:59:01



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:08:24


At 4/20/06 12:33 PM, Littlewashu wrote: I broke his heart Ha I am one cold hearted diva what is next he goes running into the arms of littleryoko my sister?

How could you??!?! :'(
I JUST WANTED TO BRING YOU A FLOWER!!!

lol
At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!

Okay...I gotta admit...I got a huge laugh out of this. As well as a huge...
...smile. Yeah. That's it.


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:09:46


At 4/19/06 03:41 PM, Major_punk wrote: It was good, Mario collections good.

I'll leave a review in the next few days if you don't mind.

Perfect, perfect...

At 4/19/06 12:07 PM, EagleRock wrote: I voted on it, but I voted what I thought it deserved. After all, that is what the Barracks is all about...unbiased voting, either upvoting or downvoting.

Well I think it isn't that good too. I have done this quickly and it's kind of unfinished, so...


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:10:51


At 4/20/06 02:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/20/06 12:33 PM, Littlewashu wrote: I broke his heart Ha I am one cold hearted diva what is next he goes running into the arms of littleryoko my sister?
How could you??!?! :'(
I JUST WANTED TO BRING YOU A FLOWER!!!

Hey you know who it was in the room with her, slash? Yeah thats right.

not me...
At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!
Okay...I gotta admit...I got a huge laugh out of this. As well as a huge...

hard on from the links?

...smile. Yeah. That's it.

Liar


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:29:50


At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!

Em...Busted? Yes, quite busted, Turkeybean, should you be reading this I would like to ask of you to make a huge text pic saying "busted" along the style of the "fail/pass" pics.

Well I have been frantically studying for the past 5 hours and if within the next 24 hours I see another text book I will punch some one, and I don't mean like a sissy punch, I mean like knock the freaking daylights out of him...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:29:55


HEY!
Aint' nobody gonna break my stride
Aint' nobody gonna slow me down!
WHOA NO!
I gots to keep on mooooving!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:37:04


At 4/20/06 02:09 PM, -Casualty- wrote:
At 4/19/06 12:07 PM, EagleRock wrote: I voted on it, but I voted what I thought it deserved. After all, that is what the Barracks is all about...unbiased voting, either upvoting or downvoting.
Well I think it isn't that good too. I have done this quickly and it's kind of unfinished, so...

I gave it a 2, though. I thought it deserved to be protected.

And let's keep it down with the DoD jokes...if he wants somewhere to talk about it amiably, I'd rather it be here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 15:37:27


At 4/20/06 02:30 PM, BonusStage wrote:
At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!
I would rape that girl she pretends to be,

Twice.

With that cock, I think she'd rape you.


Formerly penisstar, now so gay that cr0m cries in his grave. The Star Syndickate can suck my balls uwu. Sevenstar is still a pedophile, except older and creepier.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 15:48:05


At 4/20/06 02:29 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!
Em...Busted? Yes, quite busted, Turkeybean, should you be reading this I would like to ask of you to make a huge text pic saying "busted" along the style of the "fail/pass" pics.

Wow. That was quite intresting to see. I know there have always been assumptions, but no one has ever provided any links. That's great. Hats off to you slinging blood. With that said, I think this is in order...

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 16:03:16


At 4/20/06 03:48 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Wow. That was quite intresting to see. I know there have always been assumptions, but no one has ever provided any links. That's great. Hats off to you slinging blood. With that said, I think this is in order...

boo to you. I posted this in the NG Image gallery. I had one with a LOL background, but the color messed up...

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 16:18:42


At 4/20/06 04:03 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
boo to you. I posted this in the NG Image gallery. I had one with a LOL background, but the color messed up...

Boo to me eh? Hmph. I see how it is. How about this then?

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 16:34:34


At 4/20/06 04:18 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Boo to me eh? Hmph. I see how it is. How about this then?

<3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:13:43


Slash Secret Episode, by SlashFirestorm
04/20/2006 - 04/20/2006
Score at death: 1.51/5.00

LOL I didn't expect it to even come CLOSE to passing! I actually was hoping for it to pass when I saw it was so close, but sigh, destiny was against me today.
But next time...hehehe...


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:19:44


man atleast you can make animations


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:26:35


At 4/20/06 05:19 PM, Irish-Pimp wrote: man atleast you can make animations

It would be more accurate to say I can place pictures to sound with decent sync, and make tweens. :-P
My humor is what my flashes rely on. For example, Slash's Hentai Intervention won't have decent animation, seeing as I can't animate...I'll have to rely on the script to make people vote for protection. I'll never be a great flash artist, but I'd like to submit at least a few solo flashes, lol.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:35:15


Stephenla Requesting acceptance to the elite guard.SIR!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:37:32


um i think you need to train a litte your not an elite guard yet go wrk on your bp points


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:39:36


HAHA ill show you ill show all of you muhahah (ok ill go do that now)
BTW apprently your my commander i some sortiof kings of chaos thing :S

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:41:08


Thanks for the links guys. Anyways, I just want to congratulate Slash on his 2...submissions...for surviving the portal and passing judgement. I fivened both.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 17:41:16


At 4/20/06 05:39 PM, stephenla60 wrote: HAHA ill show you ill show all of you muhahah (ok ill go do that now)
BTW apprently your my commander i some sortiof kings of chaos thing :S

ok you go get some bp points and come back to us when you get to an elite guard badge. and wats this chaos thing your talking about?


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