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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 04:25:15


Daily report:
Blams: 30
Saves: 10
Total B/P: 40. Meh, I know that's not very good.
Posts: 10. Not good either.
Reviews: 0. :(

At 4/12/06 04:02 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Oh and, TOP 100 B/PERS!!.

Congrats on reaching to top 100 B/Pers! :D And close to the General ranks, heh, that must be quite exciting for you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 04:33:25


At 4/13/06 04:25 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Total B/P: 40. Meh, I know that's not very good.

Don't knock it, that's more than mya verage (though I did drop in about 45 yesterday, I'm still struggling to make up the defecit, currently standing at 56 points to break even for this week)

At 4/12/06 04:02 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Oh and, TOP 100 B/PERS!!.
Congrats on reaching to top 100 B/Pers! :D And close to the General ranks, heh, that must be quite exciting for you.

I echo these sentiments, congratulations, sir *salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 06:17:15


Thanks to every one who congratulated me, hopefully I will make it more solid with #99 soon. But for now, math homework…


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 06:42:10


At 4/12/06 06:12 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/12/06 Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #498 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3455 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 1982 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 563 points until Master Sergeant

4/13/06 Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #498 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3457 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 1982 unchanged from yesterday
Next Rank: 561 points until Master Sergeant


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 08:17:23


Looks like one way or another wastedwizard got into some hot water with a mod and will be taking a brief BBS vacation for the next 3 days.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 08:53:41


At 4/13/06 08:41 AM, BonusStage wrote: OH GOD NO, 3 WHOLE DAYS, jesus, what a fucking tragedy >_>

Come on, what's WastedWizard ever done to you, Bonus?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 09:01:27


At 4/13/06 08:55 AM, sketch0587 wrote: That's not it, it's just the fact that it's 3 days ... 3 days it like, child's play for a ban.

Just because you're more 'Macho' by taking bans to the tune of 7-10 days each time.

It was just something Ghost_Phantom wanted to tell us, thus avoiding the obligatory 'So where is WastedWizard? posts.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 10:41:02


He just wanted me let every one here know he got banned so I said it as a favor, Bonus, have you ever done any one a favor, you take his problems and make them look as big as he thinks they are regardless of the truth, no offence but I think you are more of the type to ask for a favor in these situations.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 14:36:20


Slash, it is sort of sad to know that you are a hentai lover. I mean, that girl on your last blammed moive was even not hot. :P You need to get you butt off your laptop sometimes and find a real hottie. :) For a 20 years old, jerking off in front of hentai images is just plain stupid. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 14:44:05


At 4/13/06 02:36 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Slash, it is sort of sad to know that you are a hentai lover. I mean, that girl on your last blammed moive was even not hot. :P You need to get you butt off your laptop sometimes and find a real hottie. :) For a 20 years old, jerking off in front of hentai images is just plain stupid. ;)

I've had my conversations with him, I know his is internet trust but he had real ones before. They just aren't always there or ready to do it. God knows headaches are a daily thing for women. Hentai and real porno shows women real or otherwise completely up for it in any way you ever thought of, you might wanna try it out if you are having "problems" with hot and charming.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 14:47:07


At 4/13/06 02:36 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Slash, it is sort of sad to know that you are a hentai lover. I mean, that girl on your last blammed moive was even not hot. :P You need to get you butt off your laptop sometimes and find a real hottie. :) For a 20 years old, jerking off in front of hentai images is just plain stupid. ;)

lol, the most incorrect statement in that post is me having a laptop. :-(
Don't worry, Slash will soon get an intervention about his problems in "Slash's Hentai Intervention". Keep an eye out for it in the next week or so, hehe.

Although I have a feeling Slash won't be cured much... :-D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 14:56:57


At 4/13/06 02:47 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Although I have a feeling Slash won't be cured much... :-D

As men we must stay united and trust one another on these things, Some other Barracks members whose names shall not be mentioned have trusted me with such issues and I think of it as bonding. Duke, while you may get your usual dose not all of us have a regular or want more than we are offered, that's why its the perfect solution ;


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 15:00:59


At 4/13/06 02:47 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: lol, the most incorrect statement in that post is me having a laptop. :-(
Don't worry, Slash will soon get an intervention about his problems in "Slash's Hentai Intervention". Keep an eye out for it in the next week or so, hehe.

1 more free blam point? lol! :D Slash, the benefit of having a REAL gf is that she can think, feel, and support you whenever you need. Having a gf does not mean that you have to have sex with her. The fortunate part is that you are going back to school in Augest. There are tons of hotties in college, it should not be a hard task to net one of them. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 15:06:38


Ghost, thanks for your advise. But let me make something clear:
1. hentai is just for those who do not have GFs, it is sad to jerk off in front of hentai images.
2. The relationship between my lovely gf and I is rising rapidly every day. We don't have any problem.
3. hentai images will never feeling and never satisfy youre sexual desire since they are not real. (wanking off with your hand is sad, don't you think?)
Points clear. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 15:09:32


At 4/13/06 03:00 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: 1 more free blam point? lol! :D Slash, the benefit of having a REAL gf is that she can think, feel, and support you whenever you need. Having a gf does not mean that you have to have sex with her. The fortunate part is that you are going back to school in Augest. There are tons of hotties in college, it should not be a hard task to net one of them. ;)

Thing is my friend, women that think can also be a nag. live women is an quired taste, Once you learn to live with the occasional naggings it can be nice but even still I'm in the middle, I don't find much wrong with either.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 15:15:09


I'm only warming up

At 4/13/06 03:06 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: 1. hentai is just for those who do not have GFs, it is sad to jerk off in front of hentai images.

It is animated sexual movies. People can watch them and have as much as multiple wives and mistresses. No restriction here.

2. The relationship between my lovely gf and I is rising rapidly every day. We don't have any problem.

defensive aren't you? I will investigate no more.

3. hentai images will never feeling and never satisfy youre sexual desire since they are not real. (wanking off with your hand is sad, don't you think?)

You neglect to mention the people who do not enjoy people companionship in person. I am such, I have no worries or problems speaking openly here yet I find it annoying just to be around people in reality, a lone wolf some call me but I just don't feel a need for humans around me. About slash, only he can say.

Points clear. :)

And countered.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 15:45:46


At 4/13/06 03:00 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: ...Having a gf does not mean that you have to have sex with her....

Then what's the point? A girlfriend that won't do you is just a friend.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 16:09:07


At 4/13/06 03:45 PM, FretBuzzard wrote:
At 4/13/06 03:00 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: ...Having a gf does not mean that you have to have sex with her....
Then what's the point? A girlfriend that won't do you is just a friend.

Well, you know the difference between love and lust? A true relationship should not reply on sex. For me, sex is the celebration of an established relationship. In other words, I will not have sex until marriage, clear?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 16:10:43


At 4/13/06 03:45 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Then what's the point? A girlfriend that won't do you is just a friend.

Who by chance is also a girl, a valid point indeed.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 16:40:19


At 4/13/06 04:10 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/13/06 03:45 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: Then what's the point? A girlfriend that won't do you is just a friend.
Who by chance is also a girl, a valid point indeed.

Meh, I still disagree. So according to you people, if sex is the foudation of a relationship between you and your gf...what if she tells you that she wants to remain a virgin until marriage? Based on what you guys just said, if a gf is only a gf when you do her, you will not respect her wish (of remaining a virgin until marriage) and force her? Man, that's called rape. If you dump her, it can only show that you do not love her after all. Ghost, slash, we can argue like this for the next 2 years. But I just want to say that you do not have to have sex with your gf and lust is not the foudation of love.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 16:50:46


At 4/13/06 04:09 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Well, you know the difference between love and lust? A true relationship should not reply on sex. For me, sex is the celebration of an established relationship. In other words, I will not have sex until marriage, clear?

Wow, you make it sound like I'm trying to talk you into something. While I admire your steadfast adherence to your moral beliefs, my point is that having a girlfriend constitutes an established relationship... otherwise, she'd be a friend or aquantance, eh? I'm not saying a relationship should rely on sex, but sexuallity is a natural and healthy aspect of relationships. To me, it seems just as ridiculous for someone to abstain till marriage as you think it is for someone to flog the dolphin to a piece of sexy art. Only I'm not gonna run around screaming how wrong you are for doing what you do (or refuse to do, as the case may be).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 16:57:40


Ok, ok...enough arguements for the day. Both my gf and I are Christians, and we follow what we believe. I respect your opinion, but I can also have my own. Time to let the argument RIP for good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 17:08:39


It's cool as long as it's her decision because it would be strange if it was yours. But you Christians follow your ways and have fun, who am I to intervene. But Martin Lawrence once said " you gotta check it out first, you might marry and end up in the land of oz up her... Or you marry a hermaphrodite, and then you're fucked " Just the truth man.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 17:45:46


At 4/13/06 03:06 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: (wanking off with your hand is sad, don't you think?)

Like you've never done it... I find that when you have a girlfriend/fiance/significant other, you tend to do it more. No shame in that. Just keep the girl satisfied, if you get my drift.

To accentuate my point, I'll quote everyone's favorite Internet song:

"Why you think the Net was born?
Porn, Porn, Porn!"

At 4/13/06 05:08 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: It's cool as long as it's her decision because it would be strange if it was yours. But you Christians follow your ways and have fun, who am I to intervene. But Martin Lawrence once said " you gotta check it out first, you might marry and end up in the land of oz up her... Or you marry a hermaphrodite, and then you're fucked " Just the truth man.

Haha, great point! Honestly, I can see DoD's point somewhat, as my fiance and I are currently abstinent. Basically, we had a bad pregnancy scare that stopped us until we're living together and married. The scare was just way too much. It's really tough, but hey...I have enough problems in my life to warrant adding more risks right now.

And I'll tell you this much...if you're abstinent with a girl that you are really attracted to, don't masturbate, and look down on people that do masturbate, you're either lying and having sex, lying and jerking off, or a eunuch. It's not easy, dude, especially if you're already had sex and have STOPPED.

Okay, that's enough of that. Not my first choice in conversation... :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 18:05:25


At 4/13/06 05:45 PM, EagleRock wrote: And I'll tell you this much...if you're abstinent with a girl that you are really attracted to, don't masturbate, and look down on people that do masturbate, you're either lying and having sex, lying and jerking off, or a eunuch. It's not easy, dude, especially if you're already had sex and have STOPPED.

You forgot Erectile dysfunction. That could explain a thing or 2, I stopped taking Ridazin after it temporarily interrupted me with....you know.

Okay, that's enough of that. Not my first choice in conversation... :-)

No shame to it, a topic as any other, only Washu doesn't have much of a say here. But to change the topic to more casual manners I suggest we talk about stuff like a favorite movie. I have many I like but for some reason none as memorable to me as the 5th element, just liked the theme, any body else seen it?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 18:41:51


Slash don't worry about dating you will meet someone when the time is right and not a moment sooner. as for you hentai addiction you need to find something to fill the viod. here is a list of things that may help

1 everytime you think you are going to look at hentai slap yourself and write sometime instead

2 clean your house from top to bottom

3 if all else fails then just try talking to a girl and find some common ground you will be surprised at what you can go if you try.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 19:05:35


At 4/13/06 06:41 PM, Littlewashu wrote: Slash don't worry about dating you will meet someone when the time is right and not a moment sooner.
as for you hentai addiction you need to find something to fill the viod. here is a list of things that may help

All will be revealed in the intervention flash. Slash will either be saved from hentai-damnation by his fellow Barracks members, or he will go insane.
It'll be my best flash ever. :-D


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 19:08:27


At 4/13/06 03:45 PM, FretBuzzard wrote:
At 4/13/06 03:00 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: ...Having a gf does not mean that you have to have sex with her....
Then what's the point? A girlfriend that won't do you is just a friend.

that is so wrong on so many level man. when you are dating someone it is the quality of the relationship that counts. just because you are not have sex with your girlfriend
doesn't mean you are just friends. relationships take time and if you are not willing to put the time into a relationship then you are better off alone. most of the people I have dated had that problem

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At 4/13/06 03:15 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I'm only warming up

Those hand warmers they have at the store will don't do anything as I have tried them. Waste of money.


At 4/13/06 03:06 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: 1. hentai is just for those who do not have GFs, it is sad to jerk off in front of hentai images.

Sad? Your emotions on this are both confusing and somewhat arousing


It is animated sexual movies. People can watch them and have as much as multiple wives and mistresses. No restriction here.

If its fapable its alright to me


2. The relationship between my lovely gf and I is rising rapidly every day. We don't have any problem.

Case dismissed


defensive aren't you? I will investigate no more.

Unless you got Sherlock Holmes on it. He would be crazy with his magnifying glass, corn pipe, and tan leather shoes. What adventures.


3. hentai images will never feeling and never satisfy youre sexual desire since they are not real. (wanking off with your hand is sad, don't you think?)

Your sudden sadness mistakes you for anoher person. Even a sad clown could not be this sad.


You neglect to mention the people who do not enjoy people companionship in person. I am such, I have no worries or problems speaking openly here yet I find it annoying just to be around people in reality, a lone wolf some call me but I just don't feel a need for humans around me. About slash, only he can say.

Neglection is often harsh when were in denial and worst of all when we're biting back on hormones. Enraging might I add. Adolescense sucks.


Points clear. :)

2 points


And countered.

Just it the center alignment key in word and you'll be a made man.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-13 20:37:13


Nah. It's mostly racism that's covered by hateful.


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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