Eagle, Slash...and the rest of you folks. It is just a matter of belief. I am not sad, I have had a great life thus far. I do respect your opinions, but I prefer keeping my beliefs which is I will not have sex until marriage. You may not agree with me, but that is ok. Can we let the topic die now?

At 4/13/06 09:30 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Eagle, Slash...and the rest of you folks. It is just a matter of belief. I am not sad, I have had a great life thus far. I do respect your opinions, but I prefer keeping my beliefs which is I will not have sex until marriage. You may not agree with me, but that is ok. Can we let the topic die now?

Yes. Let it die. This is the Elite Guard Barracks. Now lets move on in life.

hey sorry i've been a little MIA as of lately. don't think i've left ;)

here are my awful stats for the day

blams: 59
protects: 37
UJ: 96

oh yeah, and i passed bahamut last night :0

Daily Report For 4/13/06

Start: 6892 Blams/3437 Saves
End: 6943 Blams/3474 Saves
Total: 51 Blams/ 37 Saves (88 Total)

Next Rank: 583 Until 1st Lieutenant

Another short day for me because I had to be somewhere. I'll make up for it tomorrow hopefully. I did pass Famous for several hours, but due to my absence, he has pulled back ahead of me.

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

its cartoon porn. just blam it. anyway, heres my days end report for 4/13.

started: 10372
ended: 10439
change: 112
under judgment: 5

nothing special or fancy. just a straightforward post for everyone tonight. not feeling well so not staying any longer. good luck to all and happy blamming!

*salute*

Day's end report:

112 points. Not bad! Passed 5000 saves today, too. ^_^

At 4/14/06 12:06 AM, FlashSpark wrote: And were going straight back to business.
I came across this submission: Outlawstar Hentai
I'm aware that Wade has mentioned before that cartoon porn is allowed, but this is in the form of a slideshow. Not to mention that it is underrated.
What do we do with it.

You can whistle it. Slideshows of hentai aren't allowed.

At 4/14/06 12:08 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote:

I did pass Famous for several hours, but due to my absence, he has pulled back ahead of me.

dont worry, youll get ahead of me tomorrow. gotta go out to get a tux for prom. o joy.

wait..tux rhymes with...-crux- o noes! alright well i wasnt going anywhere with that.

and thanks for the head-up, slash. i didnt know you could whistle those. hopefully someone will kill it soon.

So, is the GLock Group really going to spam the portal? Because I'm going to have to miss some of the action cause some of my friends and I are going to see a movie.

At 4/14/06 12:23 AM, MetalDart wrote: So, is the GLock Group really going to spam the portal? Because I'm going to have to miss some of the action cause some of my friends and I are going to see a movie.

despite what you are hearing, the day is not tomorrow. there were some server issues or whatever, and the day won't be tomorrow.

go get some sunlight, go outside, iteract with the outside world, it'll be okay ;)

At 4/14/06 12:38 AM, BlueHippo wrote: despite what you are hearing, the day is not tomorrow. there were some server issues or whatever, and the day won't be tomorrow.
go get some sunlight, go outside, iteract with the outside world, it'll be okay ;)

Forgive but I don't exactly see you as a provider of creditable information, before you go on and on about this IM me I'll show you what needs showing. I am very unhappy with it.

What I am happy with is how close I am to BG but that's a different story.

At 4/13/06 06:42 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/13/06 Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #498 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3457 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 1982 unchanged from yesterday
Next Rank: 561 points until Master Sergeant

4/14/06 Report - As of 0530 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #499 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3464 +7 from yesterday
Saves: 1984 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 552 points until Master Sergeant

Daily report:
Blams: 44
Saves: 24
Total B/P: 68
Posts: 13

I am VERY close to getting 7500 saves. That'll be a nice 3/4 way there to 10k saves. I expect to get 10k saves in mid July as long as there are some days like Star Day and Pico Day are very active on the portal.

At 4/13/06 03:06 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: 3. hentai images will never feeling and never satisfy youre sexual desire since they are not real. (wanking off with your hand is sad, don't you think?)

I will agree with that and some hentai images I have seen are just too fucked up. :S

At 4/14/06 12:07 AM, BlueHippo wrote: oh yeah, and i passed bahamut last night :0

Indeed you did and it's been fun trying to keep ahead of you. I've been lucky for the last few days to still be ahead of you. But now, you've finally overtook me. I'd like to say well done on passing me. I'm sure I was a challenge to try and overtake. Oh, I'm back to rank #60 now.

At 4/14/06 12:10 AM, world_famous wrote: started: 10372
ended: 10439
change: 112

Not that I'm being picky, but 10439 - 10372 = 67.

Try harder with your maths :P

At 4/14/06 06:20 AM, mr_trivia wrote: Blam/Protect Rank #499 -1 from yesterday

Welcome to the top 500, Mr Trivia :)

I'm 8 points away from leaving this rank for good and to make my biggest badge style difference. Once this UJ wave is over I shall have a brand new rank, and right before the list too. And I'll have a day to spare so I'm happy to high heaven.

At 4/14/06 11:16 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I'm 8 points away from leaving this rank for good and to make my biggest badge style difference. Once this UJ wave is over I shall have a brand new rank, and right before the list too. And I'll have a day to spare so I'm happy to high heaven.

I'll save my congratulations for then, shall I?

I am sorry to announce the Barracks has kicked out -CruX- and Colonel Ghost Phantom. While Crux can go ***** himself Phantom on the other hand will be replaced by the new and slightly improved Brigadier General Ghost Phantom.

P.S: Duke, his Gf, just call me Phantom, Ghost confuses me with the mafia Don. It’s not that hard to get.

At 4/14/06 11:53 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I am sorry to announce the Barracks has kicked out -CruX- and Colonel Ghost Phantom. While Crux can go ***** himself Phantom on the other hand will be replaced by the new and slightly improved Brigadier General Ghost Phantom.

Welcome aboard, Brigadier General sir! *Salutes and pops cork on champagne*

At 4/14/06 11:57 AM, Coop83 wrote: Welcome aboard, Brigadier General sir! *Salutes and pops cork on champagne*

*Gets hit in the head with the cork*. why you little... why I ought to. Well once this black eye thing passes I'll thank you...

Congrats! I wanna be a Brigadier General...sniff...it sounds so hardcore...

must go faster...

:brings strippers:

At 4/14/06 12:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Congrats! I wanna be a Brigadier General...sniff...it sounds so hardcore...

must go faster...

Good, I made slash say he must go faster, may the court please make sure that note was written down and copied

brings strippers:

Now you are talking my language. Make sure you don't ware them out too much, my birthday is coming up.

At 4/14/06 12:30 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: stuff

Ale and whores for everybody! Huzzah!

But nice job Ghost Phantom. You are a very lucky guy and we are all happy for you! But what happened to Crux?

At 4/14/06 11:53 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I am sorry to announce the Barracks has kicked out -CruX- and Colonel Ghost Phantom. While Crux can go ***** himself Phantom on the other hand will be replaced by the new and slightly improved Brigadier General Ghost Phantom.

The 98th user (other than SevenStar) to get to the General ranks. A BIG congrats on getting to Brigadier General! *salutes* Looks like JoKeR and EagleRock are the two next users to get to the General ranks, and then the top 100 is full of Generals.

Hey guys. Theres a flash submitted called "This Land" made none other than the famous JibJab guys. I'm wondering if it's stolen, or did they finally decide to send it on NG?
Link.
Still Under Judgement.

At 4/14/06 12:17 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: *Gets hit in the head with the cork*. why you little... why I ought to. Well once this black eye thing passes I'll thank you...

Oops, I should have declared 'Fire in the hole!' first.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

*launches another salvo of champagne corks*

At 4/14/06 12:41 PM, Bahamut- wrote: The 98th user (other than SevenStar) to get to the General ranks. A BIG congrats on getting to Brigadier General! *salutes* Looks like JoKeR and EagleRock are the two next users to get to the General ranks, and then the top 100 is full of Generals.

I think it will easily be the top 150 by the time I get there

At 4/14/06 12:52 PM, MetalDart wrote: Hey guys. Theres a flash submitted called "This Land" made none other than the famous JibJab guys. I'm wondering if it's stolen, or did they finally decide to send it on NG?
Link.
Still Under Judgement.

I honestly don't know. I mean, anyone could name themselves after a famous site and steal flash and submit it...but there's no proof that it is stolen...I'd say just go with what you feel.

At 4/14/06 01:05 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I honestly don't know. I mean, anyone could name themselves after a famous site and steal flash and submit it...but there's no proof that it is stolen...I'd say just go with what you feel.

Okay. I'm not whistling. I just reviewed the flash, hoping it's not stolen. I really liked it when it first came out, and I still love it. I still think JibJab would have more success if they submitted it when they first started, instead of years later.

Thanks every one who congratulated me on the new rank. I hope to get the next one within 20 days or less.

At 4/14/06 08:22 AM, Coop83 wrote: Not that I'm being picky, but 10439 - 10372 = 67.

Try harder with your maths :P

this is a touch late i know. thanks for the catch, but the error is in where i started. it was meant to be 10327, not 72. you can double check my work again if youd like.

Dyslexics Untie!

damn straight.

and congrats to you, ghost phantom, on your crazy green badge. ive got quite the amount left ahead of me before then. wear it well.