At 4/12/06 09:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/12/06 09:48 PM, Angel_Warrior wrote: mind ratin ym sig?

Wrong thread much? :-P

Seriously...

But hey, I love Oblivion, so I have to say I like it. :-)

Please take your time and check "alloha universe 4 ever". When I opened the entry, pop-ups to other web sites "jumped" on my screen as soon after I clicked all the white circles. Please whistle it for malicious reasons. :)

At 4/12/06 08:29 PM, MetalDart wrote:

Out of curiosity, how much time do you guys spend at Newgrounds?

What I usually do is just leave a window of NG open on my computer and whenever I pass by that room walking down the hall or something I'll quickly refresh the portal and blam/save. So roughly 30-45 minutes in a day I guess...

I used to just spend hours online just waiting for submissions to be uploaded but after awhile it really took it's toll on me.

One day, I'll catch up to you guys. :D

I'll remember that. =)

At 4/12/06 10:21 PM, hot_and_charming wrote: Please take your time and check "alloha universe 4 ever". When I opened the entry, pop-ups to other web sites "jumped" on my screen as soon after I clicked all the white circles. Please whistle it for malicious reasons. :)

It's not malicious. However, it does link you to sites, but you have to click on them to do so. In the end, it's just a pseudo-website. It's just a crappy flash that should be blammed, not something malicious.

At 4/12/06 07:47 PM, nimmer wrote:

At 4/11/06 11:02 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:

At 4/10/06 08:36 PM, nimmer wrote:

tor dom bert guiness lè de hool (just showing off the irish phrase i learned; of course it is just fonetic not the original characters) (thank god for irish girls)

Aye to that. Here in Dublin the virgin status hasn't been made part of our vocabulary and I assure you it will not. My girlfriend is actually scottish and her family couldn't hate me more because they hate Irish folk though we still hang out and I tell the parents to piss off all that rubbish to them. Came very close to having english heritage however I was lucky enough to have my grandfather marry someone ftom the shire village yay over a couble of landscapes to west if you were interested in location. I'm proud to be Irish and yes they may call me a drunk or an unintelligent grunt but what I declare my character shall determine who I am, no one should be ashamed of their ethnic background....no-one.

you should tell those scots that they're actually irish and you are actually the scot *ggg*
(historical fact: the scottish came from ireland to scotland in medieval times and a wee bit later scots moved to ireland) I just realise Ireland and belgium have a lot in common: they both nations of stupîd catholic drunks with a neighbouring country of cheapskates. :D

How interesting and yet so true, how fantastic! Yes indeed both belgium and ireland have much in common so that doesn't set us so far apart does it? Ah if only the belgium blam club were back ( cries at the possibilities it could have if it had been around to this day) * slightly recovers* well everything has an end but I assure you my friend we will see another go at the club, fortune says it so.

anyway, just to illustrate that nationality is fiction. and we're all screwed over by our respective governments just to make us believe the opposite.

I can't stand politics. Somebody said I should pursue a career in politics but I couldn't stand being in the presense of the very same people who have divided a country into hundreds among thousands of areas of distinction. Really now....exuberates a sort of hatred I have a rather hard time restraining. Irish bloods, thick headed but we know how to pick our fights.....sometimes.

wow.... I have been a member here for over 100 pages... it hit me just now.... wow...... the feeling is incredible..

better then sex even...

aahh... the portal went dry.. and I'm soo close to SFC...

well ive come on by to give my first days end report in a while. ive been locked up, unable to eat or talk since saturday due to tonsilitis (that nobody knew about. and my moms a doctor too...). ive been reading along and it looks like alls well in the barracks. so here we go (this ones for the whole weekend. 3 days worth :P):

started: 10021
ended: 10327
change: 306
average: 103/day
under judgment: 2

not that it matters to many people here, but im damn proud of those numbers. the best ive ever done over a stretch like this. it looks like i may have to go back to school tomorrow, so they might not be so good then. the only thing i can really remember not acknowleging is slash's promotion to level 11 (wish i was there). so congrats to him and anyone else thats made an accomplishment lately. im not hanging around much longer so good luck to all and happy blamming!

*salute*

At 4/12/06 11:23 PM, BonusStage wrote: Jsyk Crux, before I head off to bed, I'll just show you.

That's the REAL saviour movie :\

I noticed that the date of the moive was 2004. What was the savior moive before that time? Or there was no such moives at all?

At 4/12/06 11:19 PM, -CruX- wrote: wow.... I have been a member here for over 100 pages... it hit me just now.... wow...... the feeling is incredible..

better then sex even...

aahh... the portal went dry.. and I'm soo close to SFC...

ha ha I'm surprised you havent passed me yet. I have been banned from my computer at my other house and I still manage to stay ahead of you by well more than 100 points. I am lucky. =D

At 4/12/06 11:49 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I noticed that the date of the moive was 2004. What was the savior moive before that time? Or there was no such moives at all?

There was no protection movie before 2004. In _altr_'s protection movie comments it says "Anywho, for those who don't know, when a movie gets "BLAMED!" , there is a nice lil movie following afterwards, but there was never one for when you had protected/saved one."

At 4/12/06 10:46 PM, FlashSpark wrote: I thin I would get B/P quickly because I sort of have an insight as to whether the flash will be saved or not, view my post in the NGPD as a parting gift for them and you will see what I mean.

I'd prefer the "let's view and vote fairly on every flash" technique. It fulfills your role as a protector of the Portal. Using quick tricks and techniques to maximize your points only makes you one of the rest. By being here, you are charging yourself with the protection the Portal and are higher than such goals. I never vote against how I feel on a flash, even when I KNOW the flash will pass judgement. For instance, I know the "n00bkebob" flashes pass every single time, yet I still blam them. Why? That is the right thing to do...vote fairly.

By the way, even with the points I sacrifice, I still consistently get 100+ B/P a day.

There is a problem. An author submitted a MK moive with the purpose of getting "turd of the week" award. The moive survived the judgement with a score of 1.60, but the reviewing scores were even not close to "TOFW" standard. (too high) Thus, he deleted the entry after it passed the judgement. 2 minutes ago, he submitted the same thing AGAIN. Do I whistle for malicious or try to blam the moive to death? Any ideas?

Day's end report:

120 points. Eh, not bad.

On an unrelated note...keep an eye on the portal in the next few minutes.
I don't ask you to fifen...just promise you'll review. Preferably an amusing review... :-P

Daily Report For 4/12/06

Start: 6784 Blams/3401 Saves
End: 6892 Blams/3437 Saves
Total: 108 Blams/ 36 Saves (144 Total)

Next Rank: 671 until 1st Lieutenant

Congratulations To:
-Casualty- for making Sergeant Major

Good Hunting, Everyone

*Salute*

At 4/13/06 12:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

120 points. Eh, not bad.

On an unrelated note...keep an eye on the portal in the next few minutes.
I don't ask you to fifen...just promise you'll review. Preferably an amusing review... :-P

Slash? I doubt that you are 20. I saw your moive already ---- it was a hentai picture with the words "fap" rising. You even failed to be funny this time. Sorry to be mean, but that was what you got from me ---- an egg. :P

At 4/13/06 12:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

120 points. Eh, not bad.

On an unrelated note...keep an eye on the portal in the next few minutes.
I don't ask you to fifen...just promise you'll review. Preferably an amusing review... :-P

I reviewed it but I couldn't say anything good about it...well a free blam point is good?

Sorry

Slash, sorry to break your heart. But your moive was pretty stupid even for a 13 years old.

At 4/13/06 12:23 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Slash? I doubt that you are 20. I saw your moive already ---- it was a hentai picture with the words "fap" rising. You even failed to be funny this time. Sorry to be mean, but that was what you got from me ---- an egg. :P

Slash is indeed 20, and a recovering hentai addict (lol EagleRock scoffed at the idea that I'm recovering). The point wasn't funny...it was Bon Jovi and softcore hentai.

At 4/13/06 12:24 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I reviewed it but I couldn't say anything good about it...well a free blam point is good?

Sorry

You didn't like the softcore hentai? :-O
It was magnificent.

At least someone liked it:

BlueHippoNG: epic

:-D

At 4/13/06 12:28 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/13/06 12:24 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I reviewed it but I couldn't say anything good about it...well a free blam point is good?

Sorry

You didn't like the softcore hentai? :-O
It was magnificent.

Yeah but that wont save a flash..(thinks for a second)There are a lot of teens on here so maybe it can.

Sad but true

Congrats on you level 11 and congrats to Ghost_Phantom on making the top 100 list.

I'm next with both...well 28 days from now I'll be 11 I think.

At 4/13/06 12:44 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Yeah but that wont save a flash..(thinks for a second)There are a lot of teens on here so maybe it can.

Sad but true

lol, well, I'm only using softcore, so it ain't enough. It's gonna be blammed any minute now, I think. The horny teens crave tentacles...which, um, don't get me going, lol.
I'm actually thinking of putting my "real" project on hold, and making a flash where Slash seeks counseling for his hentai problem...hehehe...

Congrats on you level 11 and congrats to Ghost_Phantom on making the top 100 list.

Thanks!

I'm next with both...well 28 days from now I'll be 11 I think.

Level 11, while not as cool looking to me as 10, still makes me feel more powerful. :-D

At 4/12/06 11:54 PM, ElectricMoose wrote:

At 4/12/06 11:19 PM, -CruX- wrote: wow.... I have been a member here for over 100 pages... it hit me just now.... wow...... the feeling is incredible..

better then sex even...

aahh... the portal went dry.. and I'm soo close to SFC...

ha ha I'm surprised you havent passed me yet. I have been banned from my computer at my other house and I still manage to stay ahead of you by well more than 100 points. I am lucky. =D

well you can burn in hell... sorry I'm having a bad patch with my family. sorry I'm having some sleep problems. sorry I'm feeling overly nostalgic about my home back in Florida. sorry that I'll probably never see the girl I love so much again because I'm reduced to talking to her over the goddamned internet. you can take your e-rep and shove it up ur ass.
go fuck yourself.

-CruX-

You may want to check that attitude, soldier. I don't care what kind of problems you're having, they do not give you the right to snap at someone who had no ill intentions and meant what he said in a joking manner. Is that clear?

At 4/13/06 01:31 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You may want to check that attitude, soldier. I don't care what kind of problems you're having, they do not give you the right to snap at someone who had no ill intentions and meant what he said in a joking manner. Is that clear?

Do you fucking HEAR yourself? Ur talking like the people in the fucking military, giving me an order to keep my emotions under control. It's a serious thing and all you can do is play your stupid little "military game" and tell me to apologize. Fuck you. How dare you command respect from me when all you can do is come up with gay, immature shit and put it in the portal to piss other people off. I mean, fuck, the responses are even Barney Bunchish. Don't tell me wtf to do when all you're doing is giving a prime example of hypocracy. "HAHA I'M THE FASTEST BLAMMER EVER" well you know what? In the REAL world, where some of us WORK, and, HEY, are actually IN the military who find this a mockery of what they have to take bullets in their hearts for, people call YOU a FUCKING SCREW UP.
Yeah, I know you don't care what kind of problems I'm having, 'cuz you don't know me. But consider this, you fucking coward: You think if I were right in front of you right now, you'd give your petty "orders" to someone a LOT bigger than you?

Fuck your stupid ass. I quit.

At 4/13/06 12:03 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: There is a problem. An author submitted a MK moive with the purpose of getting "turd of the week" award. The moive survived the judgement with a score of 1.60, but the reviewing scores were even not close to "TOFW" standard. (too high) Thus, he deleted the entry after it passed the judgement. 2 minutes ago, he submitted the same thing AGAIN. Do I whistle for malicious or try to blam the moive to death? Any ideas?

If someone does something like that yes. normally we would leave it alone if we know it is not going to pass if it is that but since it passed the first time I would advice to flag it since it may get passed judgement again.

At 4/13/06 01:50 AM, -CruX- wrote: Do you fucking HEAR yourself? Ur talking like the people in the fucking military, giving me an order to keep my emotions under control. It's a serious thing and all you can do is play your stupid little "military game" and tell me to apologize. Fuck you.

You verbally attacked someone with no provocation. Your real life problems have about as much to do with that as mustard has to do with the extinction of the dinosaurs.

How dare you command respect from me when all you can do is come up with gay, immature shit and put it in the portal to piss other people off. I mean, fuck, the responses are even Barney Bunchish.

I do it because I have a sense of humor and realize it's the internet. Anyone who has a fit over it needs to take a chill pill. You reviewed it, in fact, which was just as optional as me submitting it. So don't bother trying that avenue.

Don't tell me wtf to do when all you're doing is giving a prime example of hypocracy. "HAHA I'M THE FASTEST BLAMMER EVER" well you know what? In the REAL world, where some of us WORK, and, HEY, are actually IN the military who find this a mockery of what they have to take bullets in their hearts for, people call YOU a FUCKING SCREW UP.

I care about what they think about as much as I care about how many fish are swimming in the pond outside my house. All you're doing is focusing your pointless anger at me instead of ElectricMoose. I don't take it personally, as I am a very easygoing guy, but you're behaving childishly. And you're lucky you ain't yelling at someone with a shorter fuse.

Yeah, I know you don't care what kind of problems I'm having, 'cuz you don't know me. But consider this, you fucking coward: You think if I were right in front of you right now, you'd give your petty "orders" to someone a LOT bigger than you?

No, I'd realize the Barracks is the internet and the real world is the real world. In the real world, should I ever decide to pay a visit to it, I'd only snap at you if you made an unwarranted verbal attack on someone, like you did here. And your physical threats are pointless and make you look even more ridiculous right now.

Fuck your stupid ass. I quit.

That is your right, although you're doing it over something stupid. Please direct any future flaming of me or other Barracks members to private communication. And should you actually calm down and change your mind, I, for one, will accept it. I don't take things on the internet as seriously as you. I just expect some respect for people, particularly when they don't insult you first.

At 4/13/06 02:09 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/13/06 01:50 AM, -CruX- wrote:

You verbally attacked someone with no provocation. Your real life problems have about as much to do with that as mustard has to do with the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Someday, if your life ever goes down a gutter, YOU will understand with a bit more empathy as to what the term "straw on the camel's back" truly means.

I do it because I have a sense of humor and realize it's the internet. Anyone who has a fit

over it needs to take a chill pill. You reviewed it, in fact, which was just as optional as me submitting it. So don't bother trying that avenue.
Yeah, it is the fucking internet, and it's not that serious I understand, but at this shitty point in my life, it's all I fuckin have. And yeah, I did give you a positive review for a submission that poses as a mockery of something people work hard at, and although I probably shouldn't have, I made the mistake of doing it "just 'cuz I know someone." And I CAN take that avenue because I don't have the option of making flash 'cuz I don't have the equipment. If I did, I wouldn't make something crappy and then blam something some1 else worked harder on. You, however, can do BOTH.

I care about what they think about as much as I care about how many fish are swimming in the pond outside my house. All you're doing is focusing your pointless anger at me instead of ElectricMoose. I don't take it personally, as I am a very easygoing guy, but you're behaving childishly. And you're lucky you ain't yelling at someone with a shorter fuse.

I'm focusing it on you, because E-Moose isn't on. Common Sense.
I'm behaving like some1 pissed off at the thought of betrayal... The barracks and myspace is all I got, and I come back from a REALLY BAD DAY to see what's up just to hear bullshit about someone passing me. And then you, a "supposed" superior for an internet club, shows all lack of empathy. Your leadership, "sir," lacks experience, and makes me question your judgement.
Shorter fuse? As if I care at this point. Like you said further on in the post, I can care less about idle threats and it makes you look rediculous.

No, I'd realize the Barracks is the internet and the real world is the real world. In the real world, should I ever decide to pay a visit to it, I'd only snap at you if you made an unwarranted verbal attack on someone, like you did here. And your physical threats are pointless and make you look even more ridiculous right now.

what the hell are you talking about? Snap at me? You think you know the difference between the real world and the internet, and you would STILL talk to me as an "internet" superior? I don't care how rediculous you think it would make me look, but you'd get your ass kicked by ANYONE for just snapping at them for a "verbal attack." Feel free to correct me if I misunderstood THAT one, but I think you just contradicted yourself.

Fuck your stupid ass. I quit.

That is your right, although you're doing it over something stupid. Please direct any future flaming of me or other Barracks members to private communication. And should you actually calm down and change your mind, I, for one, will accept it. I don't take things on the internet as seriously as you. I just expect some respect for people, particularly when they don't insult you first.

Wrong. Yes you do. You have created a pseudo-religion out of it.
And if I'm wrong, I'd like to see you try staying off the internet for ONE day.. You can't do it. Why? Cuz you take it more seriously then I do.

What the fuck? Now who is in his right mind would be as damn retarded as to flame over internet stats and then and turn on somebody that is trying to help and surprisingly manages to stay calm... you were hell lucky I wasn't there. Personally -CruX- should get 12 doze kicks in the crux, that would straighten him out... Slash, too patient...

At 4/12/06 05:08 PM, harryjarry wrote: Yeah I was thinking of calling them leaf badges but wasnt sure if that is what people would know them as, But I knew some bbs reg called them leaf badges before I guess I know who now.

Good name, obviously :)

Just one badge between me and the leafs ^_^.

You lucky bastard!

At 4/12/06 04:02 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Well congratu-fucking-laitons. Pardon, the Passover Scotch got to me. I'm easy, a glass full of Vodka and I get light headed. As for me, I'll be reaching my next rank really soon. Oh and, TOP 100 B/PERS!!.

Even more con-fucking-grats! Really impressive!

Me neither, can't wait to leave me for the leaf badges, or whatever people like BonusStage call them.

I can't wait for that too but it'll take some more time :)

At 4/12/06 02:40 PM, ShinDenjin wrote: Me neither. I've slowed activity due to school and other priorities.

I will slow because of that next weeks :(

*salutes*

Same

PS: Mucinex actually works^_^ hahahaha

o rly?

At 4/13/06 02:42 AM, -CruX- wrote: continued senselessness

You talk about me not caring. If you'd told us your problems, nicely, calmly, I would. Hell, I do care right now. But when you let your own personal issues beat out rationality and basic respect for other people, I couldn't care less. You let your inner demons defeat you, and unless you get them under control, no one will respect you. It's the height of arrogance to demand compassion when showing none to anyone else. I'll let you in on something...not many people here, in your "home", are thinking highly of your outburst. If you cared about them, you wouldn't have snapped in the first place, would you?
You're not going to get me into a flame war with you. I don't desire to lower myself or get a ban. Either leave, as you said you were going to...or apologize to ElectricMoose for your behavior. Simple as that. You don't even have to apologize to me, I don't need it from you. But you just apologizing would earn back some of the respect you've lost.
And again, I ask you, if you wish to flame, to take it to private communication. Our forums have private messaging, ya know. I'd hate to have to call a mod in here.

Ghost_Phantom

I can't believe you broke into the top 100. Congratulations man. We were just talking about that a couple pages back and now here you are. That had to be some work. My B/P has been so slow these last couple days that I am afraid to see the next ranking update. I know I will probably drop a couple. The last one I was only holding on by a 100+ so I think it is going to hurt. I hate not being able to make up for lost time. Keep up everything, you will break into the 90's at the rate you are going pretty soon. Good luck.