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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 00:05:59


Day's end report:

136 points. Not bad...I thought it'd be more, but apparently there were complications...pfft.
Back to the portal...gotta keep on attacking this 2000 point gap to Colonel...good hunting, everyone! :salute:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 00:29:39


Daily Report For 4/7/06

Start: 6,352 Blams/3,163 Saves
End: 6,454 Blams/3,214 Saves
Total: 102 Blams/ 51 Saves (153 Total)

Next Rank: 1332 Until 1st Lieutenant

Good Hunting, Everyone.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 01:32:40


At 4/8/06 12:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

136 points.

Sir, I've been meaning to ask you...
How do you do it?
How do you stay at home 24/7?
How do you make time to poop and go to the fridge and...(gasp) sleep?
Are you taking any medication to perform this impossible task? (If so may I ask what? :D)
craziness (0.o)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 01:43:07


At 4/8/06 01:32 AM, -CruX- wrote: How do you do it?

Slash is the 8th wonder of the world, the laziest too. He has no work or school responsibilities so he sits at home all day with convenient time zones and no obligations. He has no trouble making 1000 points a week. He claims to know what the outside is but we have out doubts.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 01:50:22


At 4/8/06 01:43 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/8/06 01:32 AM, -CruX- wrote: How do you do it?
Slash is the 8th wonder of the world, the laziest too. He has no work or school responsibilities so he sits at home all day with convenient time zones and no obligations. He has no trouble making 1000 points a week. He claims to know what the outside is but we have out doubts.

...The perfect blam warrior, molded by the hands of the NG gods themselves....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 02:04:17


At 4/8/06 01:32 AM, -CruX- wrote: Sir, I've been meaning to ask you...
How do you do it?

I'm magic and sexy.

How do you stay at home 24/7?

Year long break from school, and no job due yet due to citizenship issues.

How do you make time to poop and go to the fridge and...(gasp) sleep?

Bathroom is connected to my room. Food is brought to me. Sleep is irrelevant.

Are you taking any medication to perform this impossible task? (If so may I ask what? :D)

I used to take ritalin for my ADHD, but I decided to stop since it wasn't helping much. As a result I have a crappy memory...but at least I don't seem to be hyper anymore...

I'm actually not the fastest anymore...I'm just one of the most consistent. 100 points a day over and over and over...next week will likely be bad for me, though. My mom is going on a cruise, and me and my dad are going to be doing a lot of housework/repairs to get ready for hurricane season. So...expect some slowdown.


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 02:09:50


At 4/8/06 02:04 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/8/06 01:32 AM, -CruX- wrote:
I'm magic and sexy.

Damn.. how could I have overlooked that.. :-) (lol)

How do you stay at home 24/7?
Year long break from school, and no job due yet due to citizenship issues.

Expelled?

How do you make time to poop and go to the fridge and...(gasp) sleep?
Bathroom is connected to my room. Food is brought to me. Sleep is irrelevant.

Are you taking any medication to perform this impossible task? (If so may I ask what? :D)
I used to take ritalin for my ADHD, but I decided to stop since it wasn't helping much. As a result I have a crappy memory...but at least I don't seem to be hyper anymore...

haha cool. I used to take paxil and effexor (paxil was recalled for bad side effects.. that made me feel crappy)

I'm actually not the fastest anymore...I'm just one of the most consistent. 100 points a day over and over and over...next week will likely be bad for me, though. My mom is going on a cruise, and me and my dad are going to be doing a lot of housework/repairs to get ready for hurricane season. So...expect some slowdown.

Ah.. hurricane season.. lol reminds me of when I was still living in florida and had to deal with FOUR in one summer... Jeanne, Charlie, Ivan, and... some other fucker...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 02:18:43


At 4/8/06 02:09 AM, -CruX- wrote: Expelled?

lol, no. I got bored of college after a year of it and decided to chill for a year. You know, go partying, clubbing, sleeping around, all that typical stuff.
Problem is, I hate clubbing, as I am quite anti-social with random people and generally nervous as hell...I don't have enough close friends to party with...and lol, most girls aren't impressed by my video game skills (although there have been a few...female encounters, lol).
Going back to school in August...ick. Not looking forward to it.

Ah.. hurricane season.. lol reminds me of when I was still living in florida and had to deal with FOUR in one summer... Jeanne, Charlie, Ivan, and... some other fucker...

lol we got bitch-slapped by Ivan here in Pensacola (2004). Ripped us apart. No power for weeks...luckily that was before I re-discovered Newgrounds. But it wasn't all bad...I'm a storm freak and got to be in a nice high-power hurricane...not to mention I had fun outside with all the people in my neighborhood elsewhere. Even my parents left to a hotel out of state b/c of the lack of power...I pretty much just stayed behind to protect the place from looters and inform them when the power came back on. :-P

Ah, random comment...if one of you tried to im me a half hour or so ago, I didn't get it, because I was lagging and getting impatient and accidentally clicked out of the "accept box" before I even saw who it was...if it was any of you, try again, lol.

grumble...I need more fucking RAM...

Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 02:22:23


At 4/8/06 02:04 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I'm actually not the fastest anymore...I'm just one of the most consistent. 100 points a day over and over and over...next week will likely be bad for me, though. My mom is going on a cruise, and me and my dad are going to be doing a lot of housework/repairs to get ready for hurricane season. So...expect some slowdown.

At least you were fastest for some time. I try to get 100 + a day all the time but 91 was my lowest in some time now so I'm getting back on track, hopefully I'll be a Brigadier General in about a week or so.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 02:23:00


oh yeah, lol.. I had a lot of fun during the hurricanes of '04. boarded up windows made for some EXCELLENT sleep.. especially since it was pitch black outside with all the clouds anyway..
And we cooked out on the porch.. (it's kinda inside.. covered by a roof).. lol hurricane season can be pretty fun :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 02:45:34


Well for the first time ever I'm up so soon and I just saw I'm still B/Ping for yesterday... So I could get over 60 points. Yesterday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 04:40:20


Daily report:
Blams: 37
Saves: 22
Total: 59 B/P! I was expecting more than that, especially on a non-school day! >:(
Posts: 23. Probably the most amount of posts I've made in a day for a while.
Reviews: 0. I hope to get to reviewing today....As long as World of Warcraft doesn't get in my way!

At 4/7/06 08:02 PM, PsychoYoshi wrote: Superior members of the Elite Guard! I have slowly weaned myself off of all of the donuts that Police Captains get and request to join this fine army!

Great work! Welcome to the barracks!

*Salutes*

*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 06:13:15


At 4/7/06 05:57 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/7/06 Report - As of 0550 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #503 +3 from yesterday
Blams: 3430 +23 from yesterday
Saves: 1974 +12 from yesterday
Next Rank: 596 points until Master Sergeant, 3 positions until the top 500.

4/8/06 Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #503 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3435 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 1974 unchanged from yesterday
Next Rank: 591 points until Master Sergeant, 3 positions until the top 500.


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 08:26:28


Just thought I'd poke my head into the Barracks and say hi! I'm back for one day before jetting off to Spain, so another poor week is expected. Last weeks total of 15 points was of course terrible, but that's what you get for having a bit of fun :).

I haven't read over all of the pages I have missed, but I did happen to read a bit about depositing experience for other users. I personally am proud that every single point of this account has been accumulated by me, and no one else. It really shouldn't mean so much to someone that they have to ask someone else to deposit for them, what difference is a few days going to make?? I'm going to lose 100 points over these few weeks, but that really shouldn't matter, and I will still make level 12 by the end of April hopefully.

With that I bid you all farewell once again, I should return on Friday....

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 10:50:48


At 4/8/06 02:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
grumble...I need more fucking RAM...

lol, YOU need more RAM? I only got 128!!! Some fat sweaty computer guy who came over to fix our hard drive stole it. We used to have 512.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 11:26:08


At 4/8/06 10:50 AM, ElectricMoose wrote:
At 4/8/06 02:18 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
grumble...I need more fucking RAM...
lol, YOU need more RAM? I only got 128!!! Some fat sweaty computer guy who came over to fix our hard drive stole it. We used to have 512.

RAM definately the biggest issue I used to have; without it I'd stil be downloading 2 meg submissions with only 2 bits of it being downloaded until that is I upgraded my laptop into a bigger storage capacity. Today so far is going good. Hope the B/P will stay this smooth and I wish everyone good luck on it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 13:40:47


It's a good day today. And I would like to introduce...

The Newgrounds Log!

Site/Thread

I've worked on it for weeks and I think the result is more than ok :)
Check it out!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 13:44:54


At 4/8/06 10:50 AM, ElectricMoose wrote: lol, YOU need more RAM? I only got 128!!! Some fat sweaty computer guy who came over to fix our hard drive stole it. We used to have 512.

128 is pretty bad, lol. Find the man and beat him down.
I'm looking into getting some more for myself. Right now I have 256, which...while okay for running most things...isn't really adequate for me, as I almost always have a lot of stuff running...im programs, music, downloading stuff, etc...just getting 512 would hopefully make a big improvement. Because I have intense lagging when I'm running things like limewire and opening Flash, and I end up losing im's and driving myself crazy, lol.
Technology changes too fast...sniff...nowadays a gig of RAM is average...
Well, good news, at least...I got several blank CD-RW's, and am making back-ups of my music/pictures/video games, yay...hopefully now I'll never lose anything like that again, should I ever have another crash.


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 13:55:36


At 4/8/06 01:40 PM, -Casualty- wrote: It's a good day today. And I would like to introduce...

The Newgrounds Log!

Site/Thread

I've worked on it for weeks and I think the result is more than ok :)
Check it out!

I can't get it to work it keeps telling me that my name and my profile link don't match.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 14:00:46


At 4/8/06 01:40 PM, -Casualty- wrote: It's a good day today. And I would like to introduce...

The Newgrounds Log!

Site/Thread

I've worked on it for weeks and I think the result is more than ok :)
Check it out!

Nice! I am going to be checking thus out for awhile. Thanks for all the work put into it ^_^.

And to JoKeR, did you have your name with caps in the right places? Or maybe it is something with the underscore. I doubt you did this but you just put your id number in and not the whole link?

Those are the only things I can think of off the top of my head but -Casualty- will probably have a better answer...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 14:04:33


At 4/8/06 02:00 PM, harryjarry wrote:
And to JoKeR, did you have your name with caps in the right places? Or maybe it is something with the underscore. I doubt you did this but you just put your id number in and not the whole link?

Those are the only things I can think of off the top of my head but -Casualty- will probably have a better answer...

I put my name "JoKeR_ADT" and then the link I used was "http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/te
mplate.php3?id=1318737" I did this about five times with no luck.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 14:07:03


I am just posting to ask when the new roster is coming out. I want to see who I passed. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 14:08:34


At 4/8/06 02:00 PM, harryjarry wrote: Nice! I am going to be checking thus out for awhile. Thanks for all the work put into it ^_^.

And to JoKeR, did you have your name with caps in the right places? Or maybe it is something with the underscore. I doubt you did this but you just put your id number in and not the whole link?

Those are the only things I can think of off the top of my head but -Casualty- will probably have a better answer...

Totally right about the id. And thanks for the kind words.

At 4/8/06 02:04 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I put my name "JoKeR_ADT" and then the link I used was "http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/te
mplate.php3?id=1318737" I did this about five times with no luck.

You only have to type the number, not the link... Hope this helps.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 14:08:45


At 4/8/06 02:07 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I am just posting to ask when the new roster is coming out. I want to see who I passed. :)

It should be today I tink

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 14:08:50


At 4/8/06 02:07 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I am just posting to ask when the new roster is coming out. I want to see who I passed. :)

I was just about to start that it will take me some time. Check back in an hour.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 14:24:44


Great job Casualty. All the time and effort you all put into that site/program has paid off. It all looks spectacular. That page is getting bookmarked.

Congratulations.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 14:39:54


woohoo! Already 65 B/P today, while only B/P ing in the afternoon. not bad. And I'm still busy.

At 4/8/06 02:24 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Great job Casualty. All the time and effort you all put into that site/program has paid off. It all looks spectacular. That page is getting bookmarked.

Congratulations.

Thanks :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 14:41:43


At 4/8/06 01:40 PM, -Casualty- wrote: The Newgrounds Log!

Awesome, I loved and joined it. Keep up the good work.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 15:21:39


OK the list has been updated. Sorry about the later time.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 15:30:25


At 4/8/06 03:21 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: OK the list has been updated. Sorry about the later time.

Nice update on the list JoKeR. I'm still staying at 4th place, around 100 B/P gap between me and BlueHippo. Not much longer until he passes me on B/P.

Oh, and stop deleting my comments to your profile on Retrogade! >:(