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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 09:06:06


At 4/7/06 08:34 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Congrats on lvl 12 and 3000 posts!

Now except for aura and some Exp we are alike. I see you passed 3 K posts not long ago. Only 4 months and 11 days till level 13.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 10:26:45


At 4/7/06 09:06 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/7/06 08:34 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Congrats on lvl 12 and 3000 posts!
Now except for aura and some Exp we are alike. I see you passed 3 K posts not long ago. Only 4 months and 11 days till level 13.

Congrats on level up, Phantom!

April 29th for me. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 11:22:04


At 4/7/06 09:06 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/7/06 08:34 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Congrats on lvl 12 and 3000 posts!
Now except for aura and some Exp we are alike. I see you passed 3 K posts not long ago. Only 4 months and 11 days till level 13.

I only have 2 months left. But you ownify me with your b/p points though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 11:33:43


At 4/7/06 10:26 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Congrats on level up, Phantom!

Thanks, it's been long awaited for.

April 29th for me. ^_^

No kidding? That's my birthday.

At 4/7/06 11:22 AM, -Casualty- wrote: I only have 2 months left. But you ownify me with your b/p points though.

Thankfully, I do.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 12:23:57


At 4/7/06 11:33 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/7/06 10:26 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Congrats on level up, Phantom!
Thanks, it's been long awaited for.

April 29th for me. ^_^
No kidding? That's my birthday.

Really? Sweet. But im out of town for a few days next week, so I'm gonna have to ask someone to deposit for me. Leaving sunday, and coming back tuesday, so I should only need deposit for monday....any takers? You get to be me for a day. (but I'm gonna screenie my profile, so I'll know if you've reviewed/posted/BP'd etc...)

Anyways, finally get to BP today, as all my classes are done. and I have lotsa time before my exams. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 12:29:23


At 4/7/06 12:23 PM, Peregrinus wrote: ....any takers?

Sure I will deposit for you, how many b/p would you want that day ?as I doubt I could get that much.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 13:00:42


At 4/7/06 12:29 PM, Wastedwizard wrote: Sure I will deposit for you, how many b/p would you want that day ?as I doubt I could get that much.

Good, you take care of it, I already have 3 annoying people to deposit for. I don't think I can handle a fourth. On other news, for half an hour my home computer was frighteningly slow. When bill Gates dies I hope god kicks him in the nuts for this.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 13:17:47


DEFCON Update:

Still you standard DEFCON 3. Portal's been good...I've been able to get either 90 or 100 B/P daily over the past few days despite being so busy!

Anyway...
Good day, soldiers!

My apologies again for such a long leave, but, well...school.

My congratulations to all of you that have been promoted/leveled/etc. over the past few days, and here's a few comments:

At 4/5/06 07:10 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: But thats breaking the 10 commandments of the barracks

1. thou shall not make crude sex jokes unless eaglerock gives the go ahead on the "LOL"

2. thou shall not DRINK! (G_P) on the job nether shall he ruin his or her body with another to avoid intoxication

3. Thou shall not harass any female barrack members

4. Thou shall hold the barracks sacred and withold the code of integrity

5. Thou shalt help they neighbor in any issues they may have as the barracks serves as a unity

6. Thou shalt not make false commanders. Eaglerock is your commander amd should be recognized as such

7. Thou shalt not flame nor make incesive remarks to any member of the barracks and shalt substitute it for grace and respect

8. Thou shall not grow envious of a higher ranking in the barracks but should work hard to obtain the title without growing jealusly for that path lies damnation

9. Thou shalt hold the weekends sacred in all its holiness and glorified B/P it gives

10. Thou shalt keep the barracks clean of hidous taint that may corrupt it so and will work under one wing to fly above the nright skys to shed light on the dark and hope on the hopeless

We are the elite, the proud, we are the EG and we are here to B/P

I LOVE IT! Quite creative and enjoyable to read!

At 4/6/06 05:20 PM, Peregrinus wrote: $50,000 for a new server? Shit, the best server offered by Alienware (3 Terrabits of storage) is only $3000 in stock configuration...I dunno how much more than 3TB NG may need...but you could buy 10 for what Wade said...30TB of combined storage. You could fit the internet in there.

NEW! Internet in a box!

Space is not the only factor in a server. I configured a Dell server a couple months back that was $26,000. Depending on the hard drive configuration you need, the space of the drives, the speed of the drives, how many processors, which processors, ram layout, etc....you can run over $100K for an insanely fast server. For a site like Newgrounds, you need the absolute best to handle the traffic's processor and bandwidth needs.

Or, you can be like me and make a Slackware Linux server out of my old computer that's probably worth no more than $200 now:

Asus A7V-333
Athlon XP 1700+
512MB PC 2100 Ram
Nvidia GeForce 4 Ti4200
Western Digital 20GB HDD @5400rpm
Maxtor 10GB HDD @5400rpm

...and it's just as fast as I need it to be. Then again, right now, I'm only hosting SSH and am going to soon be hosting freeNX for remote desktop into KDE. Ahh, Linux...how well you treat me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 13:26:42


I know it's kosher, and it will always happen all the time, but is it really fair for people to deposit by proxy? If someone can regularly gain EXP without visiting the site, then what's the point of even having an experience system? VP might as well be based on sign-up date.

And a word on levels. If they're gonna insist on crappy weapon after crappy weapon, it would be nice if we could choose from the crappy weapons we've aquired thus far.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 13:56:22


At 4/7/06 01:26 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: I know it's kosher, and it will always happen all the time, but is it really fair for people to deposit by proxy? If someone can regularly gain EXP without visiting the site, then what's the point of even having an experience system? VP might as well be based on sign-up date.

And a word on levels. If they're gonna insist on crappy weapon after crappy weapon, it would be nice if we could choose from the crappy weapons we've aquired thus far.

Some nice ideas here! Basing the VP on the sign-up date would be cool, but maybe we could add the number of days on NG to the equation of the voting power. So the exp and b/p would still count partly. And idea of choosing a level you already passed is very cool to. Maybe you should post this in the NG evolution thread...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 14:00:17


At 4/7/06 12:29 PM, Wastedwizard wrote:
At 4/7/06 12:23 PM, Peregrinus wrote: ....any takers?
Sure I will deposit for you, how many b/p would you want that day ?as I doubt I could get that much.

No need for BP, as I dont want to hurt your rankups. And I just noticed an error. I will be unable to deposit for Monday AND Tuesday, coming back Wednesday.

WW, I'll email you the info you'll need just before I go.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 15:34:21


At 4/7/06 01:26 PM, FretBuzzard wrote: I know it's kosher, and it will always happen all the time, but is it really fair for people to deposit by proxy? If someone can regularly gain EXP without visiting the site, then what's the point of even having an experience system? VP might as well be based on sign-up date.

Sounds unfair, I know some people who joined in 2001 and have never come back. How is it fair that they get such VP?

And a word on levels. If they're gonna insist on crappy weapon after crappy weapon, it would be nice if we could choose from the crappy weapons we've aquired thus far.

I don't think it's crappy, sure they insist on melee I wouldn't call it crappy. Crappy would be would be level 3-8 as they are more or less the same but once you go to 10-30 it's much better.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 17:52:52


I don't care if your on the list yet or not, just tell me what you think and give me some ideas for future updates. Please!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 18:33:11


omg Dream_of_Duke! I heard about what happened at your University on the news... wow.. that's pretty bad... (0,o)....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 18:34:21


At 4/7/06 06:33 PM, -CruX- wrote: omg Dream_of_Duke! I heard about what happened at your University on the news... wow.. that's pretty bad... (0,o)....

what happened?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 18:56:42


At 4/7/06 06:34 PM, ElectricMoose wrote:
At 4/7/06 06:33 PM, -CruX- wrote: omg Dream_of_Duke! I heard about what happened at your University on the news... wow.. that's pretty bad... (0,o)....
what happened?

Can't remember that well.. apparently a coach was inolved in a sex scandal with a little league baseball team.... D_o_D would probably be able to tell you better then me tho... I barely remember...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 19:05:01


At 4/7/06 05:52 PM, Major_punk wrote: I don't care if your on the list yet or not, just tell me what you think and give me some ideas for future updates. Please!

Top 100 Saviors!

Nice list, I am not sure if I will ever make it on though heh.

I just noticed today that you were right when you told me not to deposit for 40 days, I thought you were just making some random number but we are actually exactly 40 deposits away from each other heh.

I dont know if I will get much B/P tonight, I either am going to put a full day in and more (it is friday =P) or am going somewhere which will make me gain 0 for whenever I am gone heh.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 19:50:55


At 4/7/06 06:56 PM, -CruX- wrote:
At 4/7/06 06:34 PM, ElectricMoose wrote:
Can't remember that well.. apparently a coach was inolved in a sex scandal with a little league baseball team.... D_o_D would probably be able to tell you better then me tho... I barely remember...

Actually it was involving the lacrosse team it seems some of them threw a party had some strippers come over and ended up raping of the girls. The lacrosse coach resigned and the season was suspended.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 20:02:46


Superior members of the Elite Guard! I have slowly weaned myself off of all of the donuts that Police Captains get and request to join this fine army!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 20:06:02


At 4/7/06 08:02 PM, PsychoYoshi wrote: Superior members of the Elite Guard! I have slowly weaned myself off of all of the donuts that Police Captains get and request to join this fine army!

Hello there, Private! We'd be glad to have you here! First up, read the Barracks FAQ and sign up at the forums. Make a thread in the Recruitment Center requesting to join so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can register you and give you full access to the forums, which are an important part of the EGB (and which ALL members need to check often!).

I wish you a good time here in the Barracks, and good hunting! :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Lt. Colonel Firestorm


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 20:15:08


Thank you very much, sir! *Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 20:39:20


Ghost Phantom sir, I trust you have been depositing for me for the past week? I have successfully moved into my new house, but I have yet to have my computer set up, so I am posting this from a friends computer, I only have access tonight but I should be able to get mine set up this weekend. Oh, and congratulations on getting level 12 :) I bet I have missed a lot. Would someone care to fill me in, please?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 22:41:04


Oh, Ghost, sir? Could you please continue to deposit for me until I ask you to stop? It's not guaranteed that I will be getting my computer set up this weekend, it could be next week. Also, this house is really great. Can't wait until I get to jump in the pool when it's done.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 22:42:56


Hey, please pay attention on "T-money" and "T-monet in da bank hood", there are back to back resubmittions. I know that Eagle has a policy of not whistling resubmittions unless they break other rules. But by resumitting the same entry back to back within 2 minutes, the author really asked for his resubmittion to be flagged.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 22:52:10


At 4/7/06 06:33 PM, -CruX- wrote: omg Dream_of_Duke! I heard about what happened at your University on the news... wow.. that's pretty bad... (0,o)....

Yea, a moron's email was discovered. The email was saying that he planned to kill the "bitch". Feel shame on those rapists. It sure will take my university a long time to recover. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 22:56:08


Sorry for the triple post. But what I heard was the some lacrosse members were involved when an exotic dancer was raped. All the evidance is showing that those lacrosse morons indeed raped the bitch. The coach resigned under the pressure and the season has been cancelled. In simply words, Duke is in deep shit now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 23:32:33


Alright soldiers, I am turning in for the night. I am sick and need sleep. Only 150 points to Seargent first class. I will get it tomorrow.

E-Moose signing out

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 23:39:22


At 4/7/06 11:37 PM, FlashSpark wrote: What would you guys classify this piece of crap as. Whistle material? Or just plain crap?

Just plain crap. Breaks no rules.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-07 23:55:11


At 4/7/06 11:46 PM, FlashSpark wrote:
At 4/7/06 11:39 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Just plain crap. Breaks no rules.
Hmmm, I thought it was boarderline on being hateful. Oh well, I really don't care, as it was pathetic.

Well...being pathetic does not any rule. Plus, it went to the graveyard already. Just a free blam point for everyone, I guess. PS: I am 1 deposit away from having a VP of 6.00. :) I am so excited. ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-08 00:02:29


At 4/7/06 10:41 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Oh, Ghost, sir? Could you please continue to deposit for me until I ask you to stop?

No problem, I'll keep it up. hope your new house crashes....eh, gets constructed quickly.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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